After lying down Uncle Zhang in minutes, Yang Yi and the four of them clapped their hands in satisfaction and walked out of the alley, one by one, like a victorious warrior in the gladiatorial arena, throwing their arms, taking figure-eight steps, trying to pretend to be evil on their faces, waving their hands around, the same as penguins walking.

Yang Yi turned around by chance and saw the three fat men walking like this, he was startled, and jumped three feet high: "Damn, you guys...... Eggs hurt? Why do you walk like this? ”

"Humph! There is momentum! The three of them didn't overdo it, pretended to be forced, and continued to stride.

Yang Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head, Nima, this momentum ...... I really can't appreciate it!

On the way, I happened to pass a beautiful little Lori, and the fat man whistled and shouted, "Little sister, okay?!" ”

Little Lori turned her head when she heard the voice, glanced at the fat man, and said, "Look at the bear you look like, is it because you are dissatisfied with society that you look so ugly?" This girl doesn't want to be ...... by pigs."

"Your sister!" The fat man was depressed and wanted to die by hitting his head.

Yang Yi and the others laughed, pretending to be unsuccessful, right?

Yang Yi suddenly walked to the extended version of the car, patted the window behind him, the window glass rolled down, and the man inside poked his head out to take a look, when he saw Yang Yi who was safe and sound, he was slightly stunned and surprised: "What are you doing?" ”

"I just wanted to tell you that your dog's leg has fallen!" After Yang Yi finished speaking, he left without looking back.

Doing this by herself, the beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi should understand what the reason is, right?

The man got out of the car and ran into the alley, Liu Jingyi also got out of the car, but instead of following, she shouted at Yang Yi's back: "Yang Yi, you stop me!" ”

"What?!" Yang Yi stopped, the two were about ten meters apart, and Yang Yi shouted, "About?!" ”

"Ask your sister, tell me, why did you smash the car? Why? Liu Jingyi looked very angry.

In fact, how can the beautiful counselor not understand Yang Yi's intentions, but ...... I feel that the two are in a teacher-student relationship, and I don't want to complicate it, although it is not uncommon for teachers and students to fall in love in college.

To be honest, the beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi also likes Yang Yi a lot, this man ...... can always make people angry and love, such a man is probably the person who can capture a woman's heart the most, that is, the so-called man is not bad and woman is not loved.

So much so that when she suddenly saw that the person who smashed the car was Yang Yi just now, Liu Jingyi felt a trace of shame in her heart at that time.

When he saw himself with other men, did he feel very uncomfortable? Otherwise, why are you so sad and disappointed when you look at me?!

At that moment, Liu Jingyi almost wanted to get out of the car and get into Yang Yi's arms and tell him...... What to tell him? She didn't know it herself, but ...... Just want to explain what......

Yang Yi and the beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi looked at each other, only to see that Liu Jingyi finally took the lead in moving her gaze away, and Yang Yi said: "Why did I do this, you understand ...... in your heart"

"Since ancient times, there has been affection and hatred, but the beauty will never will!" The fat man suddenly interjected, and then patted Yang Yi on the shoulder and said, "Brother Yang, just say it if you like it, if you don't say it, how do you know that people don't want to be your girlfriend?" I despise you......"

Yang Yi glanced at him and said, "Long-tongued woman!" ”

The simple three words made the fat man shrink his neck in fright.

The beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi's pretty face flushed slightly, stomped her feet, and reflexively got into the car.

……

During the whole lunch time, Yang Yi was not in a state all the time, his soul was not guarded, and he could catch the chili peppers in the dishes, and he couldn't taste anything when he put it in his mouth.

The three fat men who watched shook their heads and said nothing.

"See, Xiaotao, love is something that can make people stupid, so we can't fall in love, at least ...... You can't ...... now," the fat man preached to Fan Tao.

Fan Tao looked at him suspiciously: "Fat brother, is this the reason why you don't fall in love?" ”

"That's right, I'm just afraid of becoming a fool, I have to admit that I'm not very smart in the first place, wouldn't it be more pitiful if I became a fool again?" The fat man said with an unfathomable face, "Otherwise, with my fat brother's appearance, character, family, and humor level, isn't my sister still lining up to sleep with me?" ”

"Fat brother, wake up, it's noon!" Fan Tao said very facelessly.

"Smack......

The fat man raised his hand and gave him a slap and scolded angrily: "You shut up for me!" ”

"Hahaha...... You don't pee and take care of yourself, you still have ...... looks" Luo Jun also joined the team to fight the fat man.

'Whoa......'

Yang Yihu stood up and walked out, and Luo Jun hurriedly shouted, "Brother Yang, why are you going?" ”

"I pee on myself, I don't understand, am I ugly? Why doesn't she like me? ”

"Look...... Tianzi No. 1 stupid is out......" The fat man whispered.

Nothing was eaten for lunch, Yang Yi was not in a state, so that the others were not emotional, and ended lunch time early.

There was no class in the afternoon, in order to let Brother Yang regain his life, the fat man proposed: "Why don't we go to the amusement park, happy and happy......"

"Your IQ can only be mixed up in kindergarten......" Fan Tao shook his head helplessly, his mouth was so high, and he didn't think much of the fat man's proposal.

"That'...... Let's go to the Internet café and play games......" Luo Jun interjected.

The fat man immediately hit him unceremoniously: "You still go into the Internet café to play games, you know the game all day long, have you finished your homework?" Have you prepared for the next lesson? ”

"I'm going to shoot you to death, what the hell are you trying to express?" Luo Jun immediately tore up with the fat man.

"Ahem...... the fat man was pinched by the throat, holding back a fat face that was red and red, and kicked the air, "Okay, I just want to say that you can't always face the computer, otherwise you will be impotent, and your Xiaolan girlfriend will be sad...... Maybe I'll put a hat on you, green ......."

", what do you think......" Luo Jun let go of the fat man and shook his bangs in front of his forehead, "Don't worry, Lao Tzu has strong ability, and his staying power is also very strong......"

"Hahaha, can you be as strong as me?" The fat man immediately scoffed.

"Aren't you a virgin?" Luo Jun and Fan Tao immediately became suspicious.

"Uh...... Is it okay to? ”

"Forget it......" Yang Yi was finally aroused by this group of giggling guys.

The fat man was embarrassed to say: "Lao Tzu can hold on for two minutes, hahaha, Luo Jun, you are definitely not as strong as me, uh...... What are your expressions? ”

Before the fat man finished speaking, he saw Yang Yi and the others looking at him as if they had seen a stupid comparison, and their eyes were full of 'You are not saved'.

Luo Jun sighed, patted the fat man's shoulder, and said, "I don't want to hit you, two minutes is definitely not a normal person!" ”

"That's necessary, my fat brother is tough......" The fat man crossed the tiger's waist, very proud.

"I'm talking about you having premature ejaculation...... Luo Jun sighed and shook his head, "Lao Tzu can last more than ten minutes...... Hahaha......"

"Aha, scumbag, I'm kidding, I'm actually twenty minutes ......" The fat man laughed, but the smile didn't look like it was heartfelt, bitter.

Because of his own reasons, no one else has eaten much, Yang Yi feels guilty for it, for friends and brothers, he has made friends with his heart, so he must make up for it.

Yang Yi proposed: "Let's go to the bar......"

"Brother Yang is planning to use wine to kill his sorrows......," the fat man interjected in a low voice.

"Yes, do you want to accompany my brother?" Yang Yi raised his eyebrows.

The fat man nodded in agreement: "Don't mess around when you're drunk......"