Chapter 007: You two take your pants off
"Butler, you come and drive."
Standing next to a Mercedes-Benz sports car, Tang Kexin looked at Liu Haotian with a lollipop in her mouth and a smile.
Liu Haotian smiled bitterly: "Miss Tang......"
"Call me master."
"Uh, master, I don't know how to drive."
"Won't? Why don't you know how to drive, and you're still here to be a personal butler? Tang Kexin's eyes immediately widened.
"I didn't want to be here, you had to let me come."
I poked, and he still had a point.
However, think about it, too, people singing out of tune and dancing are the eighth set of radio gymnastics, a sentence of Ya Butterfly in Japanese, and a sentence of fuck in English, when applying for a job, this is such a virtue? Forget it, this product has such a little IQ, don't expect him to be very promising.
Tang Kexin snorted twice, waved his hand and said, "Get in the car." β
This time, Liu Haotian's movements were quite numb, and he sat in the co-pilot's position with a swish.
Tang Kexin's driving skills are really good, one foot on the accelerator soars out, the speed is getting faster and faster, faster and faster, and it won't scare you to death! Who would have thought that Liu Haotian was cross-legged beside him, humming...... Bastard, it turned out to be "Sweet Honey" that was not in tune, which made Tang Kexin immediately angry.
Where does he have the slightest bit of fear, it's clearly just enjoyment.
Hmph, Lao Tzu is the master, he is the housekeeper, how do you feel that your identity has been transferred?
Laugh at! Tang Kexin stopped the car and snorted, "Come on, you come and drive." β
"I won't."
"Won't? Then you'll bump, you'll always be there, right? β
"I will."
Is this a sports car? When Liu Haotian drove on the street, he was stunned and drove into a bumper car. One moment it crashed into a flower bed on the side of the street, and the next it collided with another car...... Tang Kexin's face turned green, and there was an impulse to let Liu Haotian cultivate the "Sunflower Treasure Book".
Other people's sports cars, it's easy to say that it's millions? Bastard, this thing is about to be scrapped.
Finally, Tang Kexin couldn't help it anymore and scolded: "Bastard, let's open it up with Lao Tzu." If you are allowed to drive for a while, Lao Tzu's car will be scrapped. β
Liu Haotian wiped the sweat from his forehead and said innocently: "I just said, I can't drive, you have to let me drive." β
Tang Kexin was very breathless, she asked Liu Haotian to be her personal housekeeper, she came to ravage him. But now? On the contrary, I have been wronged? She snorted and said, "You have to pay for the car repair, and it will be deducted from your salary." β
"Huh? This is the ...... you asked me to drive."
"What's the matter? If you are not convinced, you will pay liquidated damages to Lao Tzu. β
This sentence immediately made Liu Haotian lose his temper.
Seeing his deflated appearance, Tang Kexin's heart was a little more comfortable.
Every night, there are a lot of pedestrians coming and going on the pedestrian street, most of them are handsome men and beautiful women, they are fashionably dressed, with studs on their ears and colorful hair, they are definitely the kind of hipsters who walk in the front line of youth fashion. There are also wandering singers, holding guitars, where they pull their hoarse voices, interpreting the stories of life.
The shops on both sides of the street were lit up, and there were beautiful girls, clapping or shouting loudly. It's nothing more than price reductions, jumping prices, tearful sales and the like. Anyway, as long as you come in and want to get out empty-handed, it's hard.
The front lid of the Mercedes had been deflated, and the doors had been scratched in several places, making it look wolf-like.
Liu Haotian followed behind Tang Kexin and asked, "Miss Tang......"
"I've told you eight hundred times, call me master!"
"Master, where are we going now?"
"You don't have the right to speak, just follow Lao Tzu obediently."
Don't talk to a woman, don't talk to a woman who is angry, that's a bag of explosives, just catch fire! At this point, Liu Haotian is still very conscious.
The two walked forward for a while, and Tang Kexin finally stopped and said with a smile: "Xu Chang, how is it?" Business is okay today, right? β
On the side of the street, there is a clothes rack with strips of denim trousers and shorts hanging from it. Next to it, there is a very innocent-looking girl, with long black hair hanging naturally low and very soft. She's a little on the thin side, but her body proportions are really unspeakable, with that kind of convex and backward "S" shaped curve. Especially those beautiful legs, which are really long, very long, should be the legendary eight-headed body.
If you put her legs on her shoulders...... Gollum, it's heart-pounding enough to think about.
When she saw Tang Kexin, the girl also smiled: "Kexin, why are you here?" Has Uncle Tang recruited a personal butler for you? β
"Ah, isn't he?" Tang Kexin pursed her lips and laughed: "Haha, this time, I finally don't have to go back to Tang's house to live." FreeοΌ β
"Hello, my name is Liu Haotian." Liu Haotian is a little shy.
The girl was quite cheerful, stretched out her hand in front of Liu Haotian, and said with a smile: "My name is Xu Chang, and I am Tang Kexin's best friend." β
Liu Haotian immediately stretched out his hand, and he was about to hold it......
"Go aside."
Tang Kexin casually pulled Liu Haotian aside, swept the jeans on the clothes rack, and said loudly: "It seems that your business is not very good?" β
Xu Chang smiled bitterly: "I haven't opened for two days, and my business is getting worse and worse now." β
"It's okay, I'll help you." Tang Kexin picked up a pair of jeans, hung them on her elbow, and shouted: "Come and buy, come and see, the special trendy jeans are only 39 yuan a ......"
"39, 39, stop, stop, stop, take a look......"
Tang Kexin and Xu Chang were shouting hard there, and there were quite a lot of pedestrians coming and going, but they just wanted to see that this was because they were both beautiful women. Soon, twenty minutes passed, Tang Kexin's throat was about to smoke, and she couldn't be thirsty.
"Butler, butler......"
No one answered.
Tang Kexin looked left and right, and saw Liu Haotian squatting on the ground, smoking a cigarette, staring at the girls who came and went without blinking. It's so hot, and those girls either have short skirts or shorts, revealing their long white legs. Walk up, fart. The strands are still twisting and twisting, absolutely tempting.
This goods!
Tang Kexin went up and scolded: "Hurry up and help Lao Tzu and Xu Chang sell pants." β
Maybe his legs were numb from squatting, Liu Haotian naturally stood up and beat his thighs a few times with both hands. However, he avoided Tang Kexin's kick in this way.
Does this bastard also do kung fu? Tang Kexin didn't believe it, and shouted: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up." β
Liu Haotian yawned: "Isn't it just selling pants?" According to the way you two sell like this, it is estimated that it will not be sold out next year. β
"What? Will you sell? Xu Chang's eyes lit up.
"I'm a little thirsty."
"You ......"
Seeing that Tang Kexin was about to go crazy again, Xu Chang smiled and said, "I just happen to be a little thirsty, wait for me to buy a drink." β
Tang Kexin glared at Liu Haotian, and her heart became more and more unhappy. Where is this personal butler, it is clear that I have found an uncle. She was shouting so much that her throat was smoking, but he was going to drink, which was so unusual. And oh, Xu Chang too, is still used to his stinky problems.
She can see that this man just can't get used to it.
If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles!
Xu Chang's movements were quite fast, and he came back with a few bottles of drinks. She doesn't know what Liu Haotian likes to drink, anyway, Pepsi, Mirinda, Kvas, Red Bull...... Just buy a few more. Liu Haotian was really unkind, grabbed a bottle of Red Bull, and drank it all in one go.
Tang Kexin's eyes widened when she saw it, and she snorted: "Bastard, Lao Tzu looks at how you sell this time!" β
Liu Haotian smiled and said, "I can sell all these jeans, but you two must cooperate with me." β
"Sell them all?"
Tang Kexin and Xu Chang were both taken aback, but the next reaction was different.
Tang Kexin shouted: "Bastard, do you understand? If you don't understand, don't brag. β
Xu Chang asked, "How do you let us cooperate with you?" β
Liu Haotian sighed: "Alas, your opinions are not unanimous? Who should I listen to? β
"We all listen to you." Xu Chang dragged Tang Kexin and glanced at her.
"Okay, you say how to match, we will match."
For Xu Chang's sake, Tang Kexin finally didn't get mad. However, Xu Chang has a black line on his face, what is called how people say to match, how do we match? You won't add the word "he"? How can it sound so easy to cause confusion?
"Are you two really willing to match me?"
"It's with you."
"No repentance."
"As long as you can sell all the pants, we will not regret it."
"Okay, you two take your pants off."
Bastard! The pants on the hanger are not the pants they are wearing.
[Author's digression]: Ask for a cover, ask for a collection, haha~