After Wang Zhengze finished speaking, the whole venue suddenly fell silent, and then, the violent applause rang out like a mountain!

Countless viewers laughed, and even Zhang Heng couldn't help laughing, "You Must Not Have Expected It", it sounds like a copy of "Never Expected".

It seems to be a die-hard fan of "Never Expected".

"Mr. Wang, you have to remember that success cannot be replicated!"

Feng Xiaogang leaned forward, aimed at the microphone, and said expressionlessly.

On the side, Zhang Kaili and Huang Baiming smiled.

"Director Feng doesn't seem to be very happy?"

Seeing this, many people began to talk about it.

Wang Zhengze squeaked and laughed, but he would bend down and bow, stand aside, and face Director Feng's teachings, neither humble nor arrogant.

Zhang Heng's eyes were approving, this thing looked honest and innocent, and his heart must be a coquettish uncle.

When the applause subsided, the whole venue began to fall into darkness.

On the big screen, light slowly appeared, and sound began to appear on the speakers around it.

In the background, you will see a university study room.

As the background music of the rhythm repayment sounds, a plaid boy with a glazed gaze, a slightly open mouth, and saliva appears in front of the camera.

The camera pulls in.

The plaid shirt boy said: "My name is Wang Xiaoer, I study in a well-known third-rate university in China, it is class time, and there is only this **** teacher in the classroom except me." ”

The camera cuts to a middle-aged man wearing highly myopic glasses standing in front of the podium, smiling.

"I'll rub, is the smile on the corner of your mouth a name......

Wang Xiaoer's face was shocked.

"Liu Tiezhu!" Sure enough, the teacher began to roll call.

"Here!" A man in a white T-shirt answered.

"Tian Erniu!"

"Here!" A man in a red shirt strokes his forehead and looks down at a book.

"Gao Changgong!"

"Here!"

The camera switched, and Wang Xiaoer was changing clothes quickly.

"Wang Xiaoer!"

Hearing the roll call, Wang Xiaoer, who had successfully changed his clothes, suddenly perked up, "Here!" ”

……

"Great, everyone's here, now let's start class!"

The teacher lifted his glasses, closed the roster, and began to write on the blackboard what he was going to teach today.

"I wipe, I just changed a few sets of clothes...... Director, is it really okay for you to perfunctory the audience like this......"

Wang Xiaoer said angrily.

Lens transitions.

"My name is Wang Xiaoer, in fact, those just now are not the point, the point is that within a few days of school, I will be lucky with shit."

"Just as I was walking on the road, I stepped on dog shit. While I was quietly reading in the study room, I stepped on dog shit again. While eating in the cafeteria, I stepped on dog shit. Play games, step on shit. Bathing, stepping on shit...... Uh, who can sue me why even the bathroom has shit ......"

In the picture, Wang Xiaoer is carrying a schoolbag, bouncing and drinking milk tea, and shouting happily: "There is finally no shit to buy milk tea!" ”

Poof.

Wang Xiaoer's face froze, lowered his head, and looked at the soles of his feet.

Shit again!

"What did I just say......"

Wang Xiaoer hesitated, looked around, and the wind was loud, not to mention dogs, there were not even a few figures.

"Actually, we don't have a few dogs in school, so I suspected it wasn't shit, so I tasted it......"

Wang Xiaoer stretched out his index finger, wiped it on the adhesive on the soles of his feet, and then put it in his mouth to taste it.

The next moment, the camera shifts.

"Well, it's shit!"

In the bathroom, Wang Xiaoer picked up the toothbrush expressionlessly and brushed his teeth desperately.

……

"It's a style I never expected......"

Countless viewers smiled lightly, and the familiar pictures and sound effects made them feel more intimate.

Zhang Heng also nodded lightly, there is no shame in following the trend, the other party is just a college graduate, and if he chooses to follow the trend, there will be hope of fire under normal circumstances.

Only Feng Xiaogang, from beginning to end, was indifferent.

……

"In order to get rid of shit luck as soon as possible, I decided to quickly find a girlfriend Chong Chongxi!"

"What is in front of me is nothing more than a few choices, a noble and glamorous senior sister, a classmate near the water, a gentle and kind dormitory aunt, and a strong senior...... And this intimate right hand! Wang Xiaoer looked at his right hand: "Ah--they are all calloused, and they are really intimate ......."

Wang Xiaoer looked out the window: "However, deep down in my heart, I have always had such a wish......"

"There is such a girl with a sweet voice, a charming smile, and long flowing hair...... He always likes to take my arm and whisper softly in my ear: senior...... Senior......"

Wang Xiaoer fantasized about it, with a **** face.

"That's right, you must not have thought that my goal has always been to believe that the unchanging is to find a school girl and then ......" Wang Xiaoer touched his chin and smiled lewdly.

"In order to get the heart of my senior sister as soon as possible, I decided to expose my senior's identity from the beginning......"

Wang Xiaoer was in front of the school, holding a name tag with the words "I am a senior", looking at the girls who came and went, and drooled.

A moment later.

"I rubbed it, completely ignored!"

Wang Xiaoer squeezed his fists heavily, "Sure enough, it's not enough to be just a senior or something, at least you have to have a little temperament or something......"

So the word "noble" was added in front of the name plate.

……

"I'm rubbing! Ignored again! ”

Wang Xiaoer fell into deep thought: "Sure enough, it's not enough to just have a little temperament or something, at least there has to be something different!" ”

So the famous brand became "I am a noble senior with low-key luxury and connotation".

"Hahahaha, I'm really a witty teenager, such a description even I want to be with myself!"

Wang Xiaoer stared at the famous brand, licked his upper lip obscenely with his tongue, and his eyes were fascinated.

A moment later.

"I wiped it, this time it was not only ignored, but also regarded as a ****......"

A man in black wearing thick reading glasses and a strict gaze patted Wang Xiaoer's shoulder and babbled about something.

Wang Xiaoer spat red blood: "What's the matter with the appearance of an extras at this time!" I wipe, what's the situation? Pretending to know me very well, director, please don't mess with ......"

The camera changed, Wang Xiaoer looked into the distance with a deep gaze, "It seems that the senior's trick has withdrawn from the stage of history, in order to get the heart of the senior sister as soon as possible, I decided to welcome the new student in person." ”

Just do it, Wang Xiaoer just appeared in front of a girl carrying a suitcase.

"Senior, can you take me to the dormitory, I'm lost...... the female freshman asked for help.

Wang Xiaoer's eyes lit up: "Hehe, the opportunity has come!" ”

"In order to make a good impression on my schoolgirl, I decided to bring her to the dormitory as quickly and accurately as possible......"

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer pulled the schoolgirl's suitcase and left, the schoolgirl was stunned behind her for a long time, and then chased all the way.

"With my in-depth knowledge of the terrain, sure enough, it only took me ten minutes to find her dormitory......"

Wang Xiaoer and the female freshman stood in front of a hotel with a "stay" billboard.

The female freshman turned her head, shook her head and said, "Senior, it doesn't seem to be here!" ”

Wang Xiaoer: "Really? Are you sure? Then let's look again! ”

"With my keen instincts and my high-powered sixth sense, sure enough, it only took me ten minutes to find her dorm room......"

Wang Xiaoer and the female freshman stood in front of an express hotel called "Infatuation".

The female freshman hesitated, looked at the senior suspiciously, and then looked at the hotel: "Senior, it doesn't seem to be here......"

Wang Xiaoer: "Yes...... Is it? You see, it's not getting early, so let's spend the night here! ”

Syllable!

"It seems that the trick of welcoming the new students has also withdrawn from the stage of history......"

Wang Xiaoer's left face was swollen, and he sat in front of the stairs with dull eyes.

"In order to get the hearts of the younger students as soon as possible, I decided to become a top student!" Wang Xiaoer began to make up his mind: "As long as I am proficient in high mathematics, line algebra, and probability theory...... Isn't the school sister still handy? ”

Wang Xiaoer confidently opened the book of advanced mathematics: "Then, let's review the advanced mathematics first!" ”

An hour later.

"Ah...... I don't understand it at all......"

Wang Xiaoer looked at the high-rise buildings outside the window with a long gaze: "Anyway, the name of the law of clamping is too erotic......

……

"Sure enough, the junior sister is all floating clouds, and the junior brother of Bai Huahua is the most reliable!"

On this day, Wang Xiaoer walked into the school bathhouse with a bath bag, and looked at the juniors standing under the shower taking a shower, their eyes were shining, and they were ready to move.

Subsequently, Wang Xiaoer took out one