"Sister-in-law......"

Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "This ...... What's that...... Brother Ma is still here...... Not quite right? ”

Ouyang Shanshan regained her previous gentleness and calmness, and she sat back in her place, still with a faint smile on her face.

Mu Xiaoxi had already laughed: "Hahaha! Ha ha...... I'm so happy...... Horse barrass, haha......"

Ma Qi said with a dark face: "Then you mean, if I am not here...... What do you want? ”

Although Ma Yan's face was dark, Zhou Yan could hear a hint of a smile from his tone.

Zhou Yan said: "If Brother Ma is not here, I guess I can't help but come back - I can't suffer a loss!" Zhou Yan made a joke, since Ma Yan indulged his girlfriend to kiss him, he must not care too much about such a thing.

"Haha...... Zhao Huang Meng Hunting, you are really interesting-you are the first to say this......" Ouyang Shanshan has completely restored the image of a lady: "Ma Li, you come to sue him for my habits." ”

The first to say that?

There is something strange in this sentence!

Zhou Yan's analytical ability has improved a lot, and he keenly thought of one of the problems in this remark.

The first one said this, then there must be someone who didn't say that!

Could it be that this Ouyang Shanshan often eats men's tofu like this?

"Brother." Ma Qian said with a bitter face: "Your sister-in-law has a habit of meeting a particularly good, particularly outstanding man, she can't help but pounce on him and kiss him." ”

"Huh?!"

This habit is so weird, and an interesting picture suddenly appeared in Zhou Yan's head - Mei Guoyan Bill Gai, Li Jiacheng, Liu Dehua, Zhou Runha, Zhou Xingxing...... Waiting for a bunch of outstanding people in various fields to stand in a row, Ma Qian smiled bitterly and watched his girlfriends kiss one by one......

"Don't be cranky." Ouyang Shanshan guessed what he was thinking from the expression on Zhou Yan's face, her face flushed slightly, and said, "From childhood to adulthood, the particularly outstanding men I have met, counting you, there are only three in total." ”

"Three?" Zhou Yan said: "In this way, my sister-in-law's standard is still quite high - it's an honor." ”

"Yes, three." A smile appeared on Ma Li's face: "The first one is me, and the second one is Mu Xiaoxi...... At that time, I didn't know that Shanshan had this strange temper, and I almost beat Xiao Xi down...... Haha, you're the third. ”

There are some things that don't need to be explained too clearly, for a smart person like Zhou Yan, it's enough to talk about it here.

By this time, the dishes and wine were already on the table.

"Come on, come on...... Ma Qian bit open a bottle of beer with his teeth, and said: "Everyone opens the bottle by themselves, today is a good day, my family Shanshan met the idol in my heart, and I met a good brother with Xiao Xi." ”

Ma Qian and Mu Xiaoxi are such excellent people, of course they will not recognize their brothers.

Ma Li said this, representing his affirmation of Zhou Yan.

Ma Li firmly believed in the old master's words: "Scholars, there must be virtue in order to show off in Shilin." ”

Zhou Yan was able to get the only one in China with a perfect score in all subjects, and he was definitely a "show in Shilin", and he must be a person with "good morality".

Wine until slightly drunk.

When you drink too much, you will naturally have more topics.

The order of topics is different from that of other men - when ordinary men get together, the first ten minutes must be international events, the last ten minutes must be football and basketball, and the last ten minutes will start talking about women.

These top students of Huaqing University, their topic gradually shifted to the majors of Ma Li and Mu Xiaoxi.

"Brother......" Mu Xiaoxi picked up his wine glass and said, "You are a great god at the starting point, do you know that there is a guy who is also a great god at the starting point, proficient in hacking skills?" ”

"That's a question that the horse has already asked." Zhou Yan smiled and said, "I don't know, I didn't even join the author group of our four groups. ”

"Hey......" Mu Xiaoxi nodded: "It's a pity." ”

"What's the pity?"

"I Mu Xiaoxi started playing DOS machines at the age of three, and started playing windows 95 at the age of five." Mu Xiaoxi drank the wine in the glass and said, "I started to use programming software to play hacking at the age of six, and before entering Huaqing, I was already the pinnacle of the Chinese hacker world......

"Peak fart......" Ma Qian interrupted unceremoniously, "When did you surpass me?" ”

"Hmph......" Mu Xiaoxi said angrily: "You are a little more proficient than me in defense, where is my opponent in offense?" ”

"Hacking is a comprehensive technology." Ma Qian said: "Although your offense is a little stronger than mine, my defense does make you helpless, so in the Huaxia hacker rankings, you will always be the second in ten thousand years." ”

"Don't talk about this......" Mu Xiaoxi couldn't argue, he paused: "You cow?" On that day, we attacked the defense of the starting point god together, and it was not all useless? ”

"Uh......" Zhou Yan pretended to be interested and asked, "What's the situation?" ”

Of course, he knew that the so-called starting point god and hacker master was himself, but he might as well listen to how the two of them praised themselves.

"That's why we asked you if you know a certain god at the beginning - he's not only a god of fiction, but also a master hacker." Mu Xiaoxi said: "A month ago, we saw a post in the Huaxia Hacker Forum, the third-ranked building materials 001, saying that he was defeated like never before when attacking the IP address of a certain starting point god! ”

"Building Materials 001 is a cut below us in terms of hacking skills." Ma Qian added: "But his hacker attack and defense capabilities are already the best among domestic hackers." At that time, we became interested and wanted to see how difficult this IP address really is. ”

"Forehead......" Zhou Yan muttered: "It seems that it is a bit inappropriate for you to attack others?" ”

Since you want to pretend, you have to pretend to be decent.

Zhou Yan asked deliberately.

"We're just trying to hack into his computer without doing any damage to him." Mu Xiaoxi said: "At most, leave a 'Mu Xiaoxi comes here' ...... on the desktop"

Mu Xiaoxi came here for a visit.

This sentence has a bit of a great sage's feeling......

"yes!" Ma Qian said: "Being a hacker is the same as practicing martial arts, when you practice to the peak level, it is like challenging a higher difficulty. ”

"So ......" Mu Xiaoxi said, "Let's join forces to attack this IP address." ”

"Who knows......" said the horse in a depressed manner, "it took an hour, and we couldn't even find the door—that guy's strength is too strong!" Even the data on the network provider's server was processed by him as 0.0.0.1. ”

"Sensei." Mu Xiaoxi sighed and said, "In that hour, all eighteen computers in my studio burned down. ”

"That's the technology gap!" Ma Qi suddenly became proud: "I only burned seventeen!" Hahaha......"

"......" Mu Xiaoxi rolled his eyes: "It can only be explained by luck." ”

"Speaking of which, this starting point god and hacker master, his hacking skills have really blown up our street!" Ma Qian smiled: "Although I am not convinced, but this is the truth. ”

"Why don't you just blow up our street?" Mu Xiaoxi raised the frame of his glasses: "There are also ten streets and eight streets!" However, this master is truly the best in the world, unprecedented! ”

"Is it really that powerful?" Ouyang Shanshan suddenly interjected: "Aren't the two of you very bullish on weekdays, and you think you are the first in China?" ”

"There are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky." Mu Xiaoxi said.

Ma Li: "If we can let this master point out a few tricks to us, even if we worship him as a teacher!" ”

Mu Xiaoxi: "Yes! His technique, being our teacher is simply more than enough! ”

Zhou Yan's heart was dark.

If these two knew that the number one master in the hacker world they called was sitting in front of them right now, I don't know how they would feel in their hearts? Do you still want to worship yourself as a teacher?

(Thanks to Brother Chusihe and Brother Cangyu for the tip.)

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Set the bowls.

I don't know if I will come to Sanjiang today for the preliminary trial notice? ）