Chapter 1. Practical joke?
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"Where am I? I remember I felt like I was hit by a car? Could it be that I'm already dead? Is this heaven or hell? Li Rui looked at the white expanse around him, and there was neither anyone nor any scene, and he was dumbfounded.
After he failed the interview again today, he was about to get used to failure, and was about to return to his rented nest to be alone when a red sports car suddenly rushed over, and before he could react, he was knocked out of the air, and his last consciousness only stayed on a face that had become extremely pale due to excessive fright, but very stunning.
"Li Rui!" And just when Li Rui was at a loss, suddenly a slightly ethereal voice came.
"Ahh Hearing someone call his name, Li Rui suddenly became excited, and then immediately looked in the direction where the voice came from, but what he saw was still a white mist.
"Li Rui, male, twenty-two years old, a Chinese from the earth, his parents are alive, he has a brother and a younger sister, he is hardworking and kind, resolute, jealous and ......hateful!" The ethereal voice continued.
"Who's talking? Stand up? Stand out! In this weird environment, only hearing voices but not seeing anyone, Li Rui's expression became nervous, and he couldn't help shouting.
"Don't shout, I'm here!" At this time, the ethereal voice suddenly became real, and then I saw a man dressed in a similar ancient official robe "floating" out of the white mist very strangely.
"You...... Who are you? The other party's dress and the strange way of appearing made Li Rui's eyes widen in horror again.
"I'm Lu Feng, the newly appointed director of the Sanitation Division of Heavenly Court!" The person who came was not tall, a little thin, with a touch of arrogance between his eyebrows.
"Lu Feng? Department of Sanitation? Heaven...... Yes! You say this is Heavenly Court? Li Rui looked at the other party with some dumbfoundedness.
"That's right, this is Heavenly Court!" Lu Feng didn't feel too surprised by Li Rui's surprise, and nodded indifferently.
"Is it the Heavenly Court with the Jade Emperor? A heavenly court full of immortals? Li Rui asked again in disbelief.
"Yes!" Lu Feng nodded again in affirmation.
"Ahh This...... It's just unbelievable. But how did I come to Heaven? Could it be that when a person dies, he goes not to the underworld but to the heavenly court? Li Rui doesn't know whether he is surprised or happy now.
"It is indeed the underworld where the dead go!" Lu Feng explained to Li Rui again.
"Then why didn't I go?" Li Rui asked directly puzzled.
"You didn't die, of course you can't go to the underworld!" Lu Feng replied as a matter of course.
"I'm not dead? Am I not dead? Then I'm ...... now How did I end up here? Li Rui felt that his brain was not enough at this time.
"The lower realm is polluted, the spiritual veins are completely destroyed, and no one has risen to become an immortal for hundreds of years, and the previous immortals are either promoted because of the accumulation of merits, or retired because of their age, which directly leads to the shortage of low-level staff in the heavenly court, especially the lowest cleaning work, which makes many places in the heavenly court full of garbage and dust, for the beauty and face of the heavenly court, in order to relieve the pressure of labor, the heavenly court decided to enable emergency filing, and temporarily select a cleaner from the lower realm. And you're the lucky one! Lu Feng didn't play any tricks, and directly told the truth of the matter.
"This ...... This...... This......! It's not April Fool's Day, is it? Or are you a tease invited by the monkeys? After Li Rui listened to the other party's words, the idea of 'this is a prank' immediately appeared in his mind.
"April Fool's Day is a thing in Western Heaven, and we don't have it in Heaven. As for who the monkey you are talking about? Could it be Monkey King's old man? How can you, a person from the lower realm, know the Monkey King? Lu Feng listened to Li Rui's words and couldn't help but ask in surprise.
"Haha, even the Monkey King has come out, you are so good. Well, I'll admit that your design is very innovative this time, especially this scene is even more vivid, and your outfit is also very classic. But now that I've seen through your tricks, shouldn't the people behind you stand up? I'm here to see who's joking with me. Li Rui completely regarded the scene in front of him as a prank at this time, and immediately said with a smile.
"Are you kidding? Do you think I'm kidding you again? I'm the director of the Heavenly Court Sanitation Department who has just taken office, and there are a lot of things waiting for me to deal with every day. Li Rui's words suddenly made Lu Feng dissatisfied.
"Pretend? Are you still pretending? But you're really dedicated! This is really like that, did you graduate from drama school? Li Rui said with a smile.
"What? You actually say I'm an actor? Good! You...... You come with me! Lu Feng seemed to be irritated by Li Rui, so he directly flicked his sleeves, turned around and left.
"Hehe, follow it, I want to see what tricks you guys are playing!" Li Rui still thinks that someone is joking with him, and at this time he has begun to check his friends one by one in his mind.
But soon Li Rui's expression began to be puzzled again, because he followed Lu Feng, and soon came to a very unfamiliar square, this square was built very delicately and elegantly, and it was definitely the most beautiful and spectacular square Li Rui had seen so far, but at this time, this square was full of dust, and it looked unusually dirty, and there were dust and fallen leaves everywhere.
"Hmph, your job now is to clean up this place!" Lu Feng was obviously still angry because Li Rui said that he was a joker, so he directly threw a swarthy cloth bag to Li Rui, and then disappeared without a trace as soon as he turned around.
"Alas! You wait...... Ah, the devil! Li Rui is now a slurry, as a scholar, Li Rui can be said to have an impression of the country's and even the world's characteristic gardens and squares, but he has no impression of such a beautiful square in front of him, and it is still full of dust and garbage, as if it has been abandoned, which is absolutely incomprehensible to him, so he still wants to ask again, but what he didn't expect was that before he finished speaking, Lu Feng's figure disappeared from his eyes in a flash, This strange change of living people suddenly frightened Li Rui into exclaiming.
"Fart, what the hell? Lao Tzu is a god! Before Li Rui's exclamation fell, Lu Feng, who had just disappeared, suddenly appeared beside Li Rui strangely, and was very dissatisfied and slapped Li Rui on the head, and then said, "I still have one last word to tell you, when will you clean up this place, when will you go back!" ”
"Ah......h Li Rui didn't know if he was frightened again, or if he was startled by Lu Feng's slap on the head, and shouted again.
"Humph, coward!" Looking at Li Rui's frightened appearance, Lu Feng showed a sly smile on his face, and then suddenly disappeared in front of Li Rui again. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ point / official account (WeChat add friends - add official account - enter dd), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the dd WeChat public account! )