Chapter 343: Jealous Animals

Winter melon's call came in time.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, her phone arrived.

"Handsome guy, I'm in Dongzhimen now." The voice of the winter melon is very good, although it is not as delicate ~ charming as Jiang Ju, it also has a special charm: "My dear Zhao Huang Meng hunting, if you don't come to pick me up, then I won't leave." ”

Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Sister Winter Melon, aren't you afraid that your attendance award will be deducted from the starting point?" ”

Winter melon grinned and said: "I'm afraid of a fart, I have a god like you in my hands now, and the boss is polite to me, hahaha!" ”

Zhou Yan touched his nose: "So, shouldn't Sister Winter Melon be invited to dinner at noon today?" ”

Winter melon smiled: "It's okay, anyway, the starting point will give you a reward commission of tens of thousands every month, believe it or not, I gave you a pit this month?" ”

Of course, this is a joke, how can our selfless winter melon pit Zhou Yan's reward commission?

However, Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Yes, you are waiting for us at Dongzhimen, we are driving a yellow car." ”

Winter melon smiled: "Then, let's agree on a joint code......"

Zhou Yan kept touching his nose, the last time Xiao Xiaofeng pretended to be a winter melon to connect the code, this real winter melon also needs to connect the code?

Zhou Yan said with a bitter face: "Do you have to connect the code?" I'm a little panicked......"

Winter melon arrogantly said: "Believe it or not, I will deduct your reward." ”

Zhou Yan said helplessly: "Okay, what is the joint code?" ”

Donggua said: "First of all, remember, I am a big beauty who has captivated the country and the city, and I believe that I am in a prosperous area like Dongzhimen. I can also be recognized by you at a glance. ”

She continued: "Anyone you see who could be me. And you said to her, 'Beauty. Did you drop this festival all over the ground? I would reply: 'Temperance?' What is called a festival? Sorry, never seen before. I'm just a winter melon, full of temperament, beautiful and refined winter melon. ’”

What the?

It's actually a matter of discipline again?

Zhou Yan could only smile bitterly and touch his nose: "By the way, Sister Winter Melon, your phone has fallen off again?" ”

Winter melon was surprised: "The phone has dropped? When? I wouldn't be so unlucky, would I? The last time I went to the imperial capital, I lost my mobile phone at the airport, will I lose it this time? ”

I thought about it. She said depressedly: "Bah, bah! Child's words are untaboo, and children's words are taboo. My phone will never fall off again. ”

Is this winter melon?

Zhou Yan began to be suspicious.

Why is it the same as Xiao Xiaofeng last time, what connector code is needed?

The strangest thing is that even this connector code is exactly the same? Not a word?

In such a situation, anyone will wonder if this winter melon sister is Xiao Xiaofeng who stole the winter melon mobile phone again?

Zhou Yan said: "Then let me ask you a question, what is your name?" ”

"Nonsense!" Winter melon said depressedly: "Of course my sister is called winter melon, winter melon, winter melon." ”

Zhou Yan thought for a moment, and then asked, "So." How many groups are you the editor-in-chief of? ”

Winter melon said wildly: "Of course it's four groups." Do you doubt my identity? Sister ran all the way from the magic capital to the imperial capital, you guys actually suspect me? This month's tip. Be sure to deduct half of you! ”

Listening to this tone, it looks like a real winter melon.

Zhou Yan suddenly thought of a good idea: "So, if you are a winter melon, can you remember where my home is?" ”

This is something that only winter melon or a few editors-in-chief in the editorial team know.

Although winter melon doesn't care about where the average author lives, this matter is generally managed by the contracted editor.

However, Zhou Yan believes that for a super god like himself, winter melon must know.

Sure enough, Winter Melon said: "Isn't it from Dragon City?" It's such a small county, and you're embarrassed to show it off. ”

Zhou Yan nodded, confirming that this winter melon must be real.

If any scammer can even know such information, then her deception must be very clever enough to penetrate the author's information database with a strict starting point.

However, if you can really do this, there is no need to cheat.

This kind of hacking technology is already comparable to world-class hackers like Mu Xiaoxi and Ma Li!

Still using this to deceive people?

Zhou Yan said: "Okay, then we'll be here in about half an hour and wait for me." ”

Hanging up the phone, Zhou Yan said to Jiang Ju: "Ju'er, let's go to Dongzhimen." ”

Jiang Ju said: "Dongzhi Gate is so big, how do you know who is the winter melon?" ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Mountain people have their own clever plans. ”

Nothing to say all the way.

The car soon drove to Dongzhimen Square.

The square is quite large.

It can almost be described as not being able to see the edge at a glance.

Uh, uh.

That's an exaggeration.

Dongzhimen Square, a total of only a few square kilometers, can not see the edge at a glance, but a bit exaggerated.

However, at this time of time, people come and go, and with the advertising plaques of various companies in the square, it is indeed impossible to see the edge.

Jiang Ju said: "Call quickly, otherwise, there are thousands of people here, where do you go to find winter melons?" ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Ju suddenly smiled and said: "Unless, as her name suggests, she looks like a big winter melon." ”

Women are naturally hostile to beauties of the same sex.

Even if he knew that the winter melon was only coming for work, even if he knew that the winter melon was a little bigger than Zhou Yan.

But Jiang Ju was still not at ease.

That's one of the reasons why she came with her today.

Zhou Yan spread his hands and said, "Ju'er, even if Sister Winter Melon doesn't look like a winter melon, in my eyes, she is at most half as beautiful as you." ”

The corners of Jiang Ju's mouth curled: "Even if it's more beautiful than me, what's the matter?" Do you still fall in love with other people......"

Speaking of this, her face obviously began to be a little unhappy: "Even if you look up to others, do you still think that all the beauties in the world will be like me, stupidly like you?" ”

When a woman is jealous, she will always pretend that she doesn't care at all.

This point, whether it is a beautiful lady or a small jasper.

Even the three generations of RED, who is so high-ranking as Jiang Ju, are also not exempt from vulgarity.

This is the nature of women, and it is inevitable.

Zhou Yan touched his nose and smiled bitterly: "Where is my Ju'er stupid?" Says who? Be careful I pump her little ass. Fart......"

He knew that at such a time, if he said something directly to Jiang Ju, "Only you are the most beautiful in my heart; My heart is already full of you, and I can't tolerate other women ......" or something like that, Jiang Ju will definitely not believe it.

Women are jealous animals.

The more she loves a man, the more she will like to be jealous of that man.

During this time, Zhou Yan learned a lot of this knowledge from the Universal Scene Converter.

Now it seems that it came in handy. (To be continued......)