Chapter 275: Tang Seng with a black belly
Bodhi Ancestor is one of the classic supporting roles in the film "Journey to the West", a fairy who came to help the Supreme Treasure find the true body of Sun Wukong, 5oo years ago, he was a robber, a robber who likes to study the subtle feelings between people in his spare time. ↗
Seeing him appear, the audience couldn't help but think of him as a bunch of grapes in the last film, remembered the beating of the Supreme Treasure, and asked him with deafening feedback: "Why are you not apples, but grapes." ”
Following the appearance of Brother Bodhi, who has become a robber, the most classic supporting role in the film, the crooked and chatty Tang Sanzang, finally appeared.
Although at the beginning of the first part, Tang Sanzang had already appeared, but it was too short, and the audience didn't understand the ins and outs, and they didn't have any impression of Tang Sanzang's verbosity, until the Supreme Treasure and the Zixia Fairy separated, and that night witnessed a few rays of light falling from the sky into the desert, and the Supreme Treasure ran over to take a look, and happened to see Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang and Guanyin Bodhisattva.
This time, the audience experienced Tang Seng's verbosity for the first time, and the wonderful thing is that they unconsciously accepted this subversion.
"Ouch, Wukong, you're so naughty too! I told you not to litter, but it's not right...... Oops, why did you throw away the stick before you finished speaking? The moonlight treasure box is a treasure, and throwing it will pollute the environment, alas, what should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants!"
"You want it? Do you want to make it clear? I'll give it to you if you want it, and I won't give it to you if you want it! It's impossible for you to say that you want me not to give it to you, and you say you don't want me but I want to give it to you, everyone is reasonable! Now I'm going to count to three, and you're going to tell if you want to ......."
Not only that, Tang Seng also counted the mistakes of Guanyin Bodhisattva-
Guanyin Bodhisattva reprimanded Sun Wukong and said: "There are many excuses, you don't want to take the Western Scripture at all, no matter how you explain it." I can't forgive you for deceiving your teachers and destroying your ancestors!
Tang Seng suddenly said: "Sister, this is your fault!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned and said, "Huh?"
Tang Seng said seriously: "Wukong, he wants to eat me, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a fact, and you have no evidence, so why is he guilty?" It's better to wait until he eats me. If you have evidence, it's not too late to condemn him!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly and said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard of you wordy for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be so wordy!" I want you to use the vajra ring I gave you to subdue this monkey, you don't even need it!"
Tang Seng sighed and said: "Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he has insomnia all night." It's going to bother me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him, the government will say that I abuse animals when they know about it! Speaking of that diamond circle, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year, he has exquisite handiwork, fair price, and no deception, so let me introduce you to order one again!"
"He's a monkey, but you can't do that to him. If the government finds out, it will say that I abuse animals. This made the audience laugh.
After seeing Sun Wukong and Guanyin Bodhisattva shouting at the same time and shutting up, they reached out and pinched Tang Sanzang's neck at the same time, which made everyone laugh again.
Tang Seng's verbosity can't even stand Guanyin Bodhisattva. You can see that he is really a nasty fly. When you see this, everyone seems to have forgotten the compassionate Tang Seng in the original work of "Journey to the West", this is the charm of "Journey to the West".
Don't make the mistake of thinking that the pinnacle classic is easy, think about which version of Guo Jing and Huang Rong is comparable to the 83-year-old version? We always have all kinds of complaints about the new version of Jin Yong's drama. Another example is TVB's remake of "Xun Qin", "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", and "Turning the Clouds and Rain", most fans are very disappointed and cannot accept TVB's adaptation.
All of this shows a truth, classics are difficult to be peaked, and only classics can be peaked classics. There is no doubt that the classic of "Journey to the West" is beyond doubt. Why everyone easily accepted the Supreme Treasure and accepted that Tang Seng was a verbose person, in addition to the superb performance of the actors, an important reason is that the lines are too classic.
In the prison cell, Tang Sengyi's "on1y temptation" can be described as amazing, which can be called a brainwashing divine comedy.
on1y-lure ——!
You can accompany me to the Western Meridian
on1y-lure ——!
Able to kill demons and eliminate demons;
on1y-lure ——!
can protect me. so that the crabs and the mussels cannot eat me;
on1y-lure ——!
Don't blame the master for muttering;
You are the most capable,
It's on1y-lure!!
And this sentence is believed to be a thunderbolt -
"It's thundering, it's raining, go home and collect your clothes!"
Tang Seng's verbosity is also reflected in doing political and ideological work on the little monsters, which led to the suicide of the two little demons who had just started their jobs.
"People and goblins are born by mothers, the difference is that people are born by people, and demons are born by demons...... Therefore, being a demon is like being a human, you must have a benevolent heart. With a benevolent heart, it is no longer a demon, but a shemale. ”
"Ah, I can't stand it." The little demon committed suicide with a knife. The funniest thing is the second little demon next to him, when Tang Seng turned his head and looked at him with a kind face, those eyes were terrified, and he could win the Best Newcomer at the Academy Awards with this look.
Tang Seng opened his mouth and said, 'Your mother's surname', and the poor little demon hanged himself like crazy, and the audience in the theater laughed miserably. The worst thing that everyone laughs at is not here, from the feedback from the scene, look at the two funniest clips in the film "Cinderella", the first is the story of Tang Seng and Supreme Treasure meeting the old demon of Montenegro in the wilderness.
The old demon of Montenegro came out in the middle of the night to suck people's yang energy, and after absorbing all the yang energy, people died, Tang Seng and Supreme Treasure were so frightened that they pretended to be asleep, hoping that the monsters would not suck them if they were full of other people's yang energy. But the old demon of Montenegro still came to the two of them, and twice he was about to suck their yang energy, but they pretended to sleep and turned over, and dodged.
At this time, the atmosphere in the theater was actually a little tense, and the audience was hanging with a heart, but then Tang Seng made everyone laugh and lose their big teeth.
Because this thing actually reached out and pinched the mouth of the Supreme Treasure, and forced his head to be straightened.
Tang Seng clearly thought that maybe the monster would be full after absorbing the Yang Qi of the Supreme Treasure, and he would have escaped. If this move was made by the Supreme Treasure, there would be no laughing matter, but it really left the impression of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors, but this move was made by Tang Seng, which made everyone laugh.
Tang Seng TMD is too black-bellied.
There was no way, so the Supreme Treasure could only cover his nose and mouth with his hands, and then the two of them were found out of their fake sleep, and they fled separately in a hurry.
The old demon of Montenegro went to chase Tang Seng, and in the blink of an eye, Tang Seng used the moonlight treasure box in his hand to shuttle through time and space to take a bomb back, and changed his clothes.
The old demon of Montenegro was stunned for a moment when he saw his changed appearance, and Tang Seng said: "You don't recognize me, that Indian Ah San just now, oh, you like it, take it." ”
This guy casually stuffed the bomb to the old demon of Montenegro, "My apprentice called me, byebye!" also took the opportunity to dodge.
The old demon of Montenegro hadn't figured out the situation yet, and the bomb exploded with a bang, and the explosion was miserable, so pitiful.
The whole theater burst into laughter, this Tang Seng is too funny, and he is too undisciplined, and he dares to be a little more undisciplined. (To be continued!)