Chapter 27: God's Combination "Washing, Cutting and Blowing"
Wang Xu and Zhuang Xiaodie took a car to the computer city, they first went to the Apple store on the third floor to buy an iphone4, and then went to the fifth floor, which sold all kinds of laptop stores such as Asus, Acer, Lenovo, HP and other brands.
"Fluttershy, I think this Lenovo has a pretty good configuration, do you like it?"
Zhuang Xiaodie took a look, it was a silvery-white, white and light red, the appearance is more delicate, the price is 118oo yuan, and the promotional price is 988o yuan. She likes it, but she thinks it's expensive: "It's good, it's too expensive, let's take a look again, I see that there are a few more than 4,000."
Wang Xu shook his head and said: "No, no, the performance of four thousand is not good, and playing World of Warcraft is a bit stuck." And what about this low-grade notebook, the heat dissipation function is not good, and it is easy to break. "
Fluttershy muttered, "I don't play games."
"That's not good, this is what I gave to my girlfriend, it can't be shabby, and besides, it's not bad for money now, so I'll buy this one."
Wang Xu's words made Zhuang Xiaodie smile happily, and she no longer bothered about the high price. Wang Xu waved to the only male clerk in the store, but the male clerk had been sitting in front of the computer typing, I didn't know if he was chatting QQ, and he didn't see Wang Xu's beckoning.
Wang Xu had no choice but to walk over and shout: "Hey, hello!"
The male clerk still didn't hear Wang Xu's shout, it stands to reason that Wang Xu should be angry, and then turn around and leave, anyway, this is not his computer store. But he smiled and smirked at Fluttershy.
Zhuang Xiaodie looked at it, it turned out that the clerk was playing with the ferry sticker, the most important thing was the sticker bar of "Never Expected", no wonder Hammer smiled, it turned out that there was a fan here.
Zhuang Xiaodie smiled slightly, tapped lightly on the glass, and shouted, "Hello, we want to buy a computer."
"Oh, buy a computer, huh?" The male clerk finally heard it, stood up and quickly apologized: "I'm really sorry, I watched an interesting video just now, I'm really embarrassed not to see the two, sorry, sorry!"
"It's okay!"
At this time, Wang Xu interjected: "What kind of interesting video are you watching?"
"It's the hottest video right now, I never thought of it, I guess you've seen it, right?"
"Then you have to see it, what do you think of that king sledgehammer?"
"It's a funny person, and he's quite talented." The clerk suddenly glanced at Wang Xu in surprise and said, "I heard your voice, it's a bit similar to Wang Dazhui!"
"Haha, my classmates all say that my voice is like a sledgehammer!"
"Hehe, it's really getting more and more alike."
The clerk walked to the counter of the Lenovo computer, he never imagined that Wang Dazhui was in front of him. Wang Xu didn't say anything, but just winked at Zhuang Xiaodie proudly.
Zhuang Xiaodie winked playfully, and then asked, "Can this computer be cheaper?"
"The original price of this computer is 118oo, and the current price is 988o, which has been discounted and can't be cheaper. You see it's original IBm, and the configuration is ......"
Zhuang Xiaodie quietly listened to the clerk's introduction to the performance of the computer, and said, "Then let's do it, the fraction of 80 yuan can be removed, if it is 98oo, we will buy it."
The clerk thought for a moment and said, "For the sake of the two, it's the first customer in our store this morning, let's subtract eighty, otherwise it really can't be cheaper."
Wang Xu watched Zhuang Xiaodie bargain without saying anything, he spent money lavishly and would not bargain, and Zhuang Xiaodie is a woman who can run a house, her concept is that the money should be spent unambiguously, and the province should also be saved, so the crew's money is under her management, and every cent is spent more reasonably, and the crew calls her the housekeeper's wife, of course, now that she has money, she has been upgraded to the God of Wealth.
Zhuang Xiaodie is also his god of wealth, but she took out an ICBC peony platinum card from the wallet in her bag, and when the clerk swiped the card, she couldn't help but glance at Wang Xu curiously.
Wang Xu is leisurely, and looking at Zhuang Xiaodie's appearance, it is easy to see that this little couple usually pays for women!
Wang Xu understood the clerk's eyes, when he was buying a mobile phone downstairs just now, the female clerk also looked at him like this, both clerks were surprised that men generally pay, and the two of them were women who paid, although they couldn't see Zhuang Xiaodie's face, but judging from the figure, skin type, and type, she must be a big beauty.
Wang Xu has long been accustomed to the strange eyes of others, since the two confirmed the relationship between the male and female couples, Zhuang Xiaodie paid for shopping and eating on the street.
After a while, the male clerk watched the two leave, and then returned to the computer and snapped a post: "You may not believe it, I just met a person who spoke like a sledgehammer, with a similar height and body size." ”
Suddenly, the male clerk's hand stopped, and a thought came to him, he hurriedly ferried the information of Wang Da Hammer, and on the ferry encyclopedia, he saw that Wang Da Hammer was written on it, formerly known as Wang Xu.
Suddenly, he hurriedly took out the voucher that he had printed when he swiped the card just now from the cashier drawer, and the name of the bank card holder on it was Wang Xu.
"I'll it, it's really Wang Dazhui himself!"
The male clerk ran out in a hurry, but unfortunately Wang Xu and Zhuang Xiaodie had long since disappeared.
Aside from the male clerk who regretted missing the opportunity, Wang Xu and the two planned to spend 1,000 yuan left, so Wang Xu spent another 688 yuan to buy Zhuang Xiaodie a pair of jeans, and Zhuang Xiaodie bought him a 26o belt, and finally left 52 yuan The two bought a lot of snacks, sitting on the green space of the square while eating, while enjoying the warm spring sunshine.
The two happily played until the sun went down before returning to the rental house, and after returning home, Zhuang Xiaodie was playing with the newly bought computer, and Wang Xu went to the voice QQ group of the Wanwan crew to discuss tomorrow's filming.
Tomorrow is going to shoot the fifth episode of "Big Tongue Wukong", this episode is Wang Xu's favorite, talking about Wang Da Hammer playing a cute little monster, one day he met the depressed Tang monk and apprentice on the way to pick herbs, although he parried the torture of the hooligan Wukong (played by Liu Zimo), and also resisted the **temptation of Tang Seng (called the beast) Bai Huahua, but he never expected that the festival was lost.
Now the crew has a little money, and every penny is not like at the beginning, and everyone unanimously decided to move the filming location of this episode to the suburbs of Chang*Sha City. In this way, you can also enjoy the beautiful pastoral scenery, which is regarded as a spring outing, killing two birds with one stone.
Wang Xu naturally raised his hands and agreed.
After finalizing the filming venue, the beast asked a question: "We are going to sing a song at the end of this episode, what song to sing, and what form of performance has not yet been decided, everyone is eager to express their creativity, right?" ”
Ending song? Wang Xu remembered the Divine Comedy "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" sung by the Washing, Cutting and Blowing Group, so he took a ferry and found out that the song "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" happened to be released last month, and it is a relatively popular pop song on the Internet.
Wang Xu smiled and said: "Called the beast, I built a cover of "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong", I have a very interesting idea, I adapted this song in a dialect, I will give you the lyrics of onomatopoeia, and then sing it again, you can listen to it and see if you can guess what dialect it is?" ”
So Wang Xu sang affectionately, not to mention that his voice imitating the washing, cutting and blowing combination was seven or eight points like that-
"Braces sister ~ Nai He beautiful ~ My sister has such strong beautiful legs ~ I found an American girl ~ Empty holding hunting color ~ Go you hurry up and goods sister ~~ Ya monster ~ Nai beautiful ~ My girl will be good right away ~ Still an American girl ~ Who is that beautiful ~ Collapse and boundless love for you ~ Taimu humane ~~~"
As soon as the amazing comedy sung by the Yue*nan "Washing, Cutting and Blowing" group, which only appeared in 2o12, came out, the people in the group were suddenly scorched and tender, and even Zhuang Xiaodie put down the computer and was deeply attracted.
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