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Tian Tian didn't know what Chen Mo's intentions were, she turned her head to look at Chen Mo, revealing a look of confusion.

Chen Mo smiled and said, "Sister Tian, don't you like to eat pig's trotters the most?" It's said to be good for beauty, right? ”

Tian Tian doesn't like to eat pig's trotters at all, she doesn't like all the greasy things, but since Chen Mo mentioned this stubble, he naturally has his reasons, Tian Tian felt that it was necessary to cooperate with Chen Mo, so she nodded and said: "Yes, although pig's trotters seem to be coarse, they have high nutritional value, especially for girls, and they are very effective in beauty and beauty." ”

Chen Mo smiled, turned his head to Liu Jiasheng and said: "Mr. Liu, I know you don't believe that I will tell fortunes, but you seem to really have a bloody disaster today, mainly because your surname is not very good, Liu has the same sound as the cow, today it happens that the ugly Niu Xing and the Nandou Xing are rushing, today it is Hai Zhuxing who is in charge of the Nandou, you also heard it just now, Miss Tian Tian likes to eat pig's trotters, if you want to show it, you might as well go to Wangfujing Street next door to buy some pig's trotters for Miss Tian Tian to come back, and by the way, you can also verify my fortune-telling skills." What do you think? Do you dare to go? ”

Chen Mo first used absurd fortune-telling as an introduction, and then deliberately proposed the reason why Tian Tian prefers to eat pig's trotters, and finally talked nonsense about the principle of fortune-telling, using the method of agitation to provoke Liu Jiasheng, Liu Jiasheng is not a fool, he knows that Chen Mo must have a plan, so of course he doesn't want to be fooled.

I saw Liu Jiasheng disdainfully said: "Do you think I'm so easy to deceive?" - Miss Tian Tian, you must see the essence of this person! How can a liar like him deserve you? ”

Chen Mo said disdainfully: "It's obvious that I don't dare to go, but I'm embarrassed to talk about others here?" As the saying goes, 'stand firm when beaten, admit if you are timid', and as a man, you don't even have the courage at all. This makes me, who is also a man, ashamed of you! Sister Tian, you sit down first, I'll buy it for you, I want you to know who is the best for you! ”

Chen Mo stood up and walked out as he spoke, Liu Jiasheng glanced at Tian Tian and found that Tian Tian showed appreciation. Liu Jiasheng suddenly felt that this might really be a good opportunity to show his face, as for Chen Mo's fortune-telling remarks before, he didn't believe it at all, only to see him hurriedly get up and grab in front of Chen Mo, and said as he walked: "Miss Tian Tian, since you like to eat pig's trotters, let me buy it for you, you wait, I'll be back soon!" ”

After Liu Jiasheng finished speaking, he immediately trotted out. Looking at that posture, it seems that he is worried that Chen Mo will rob him of this opportunity.

In fact, Chen Mo was deliberately pretending to be an elephant at all, he stopped before he reached the door of the café, and seeing Liu Jiasheng disappear outside the door, Chen Mo smiled and said: "I don't know how fast you can escape, if you run slowly, there will really be a bloody disaster!" ”

After Chen Mo finished speaking, he turned around and returned to the table, he had just sat down. Tian Tian was curious: "Xiao Mo, do you want to use this method to break him apart?" It doesn't seem to work. Won't he be back later? ”

Chen Mo smiled evilly: "Sister Tian, don't worry, this guy won't come back in a short time, if he runs fast enough, it is estimated that it will be fine, once he runs slowly." It is estimated that going to the hospital is inevitable, but I see that his steps are vain, his eyes are evil, and it is estimated that he is wasting energy on the woman's belly, and it seems that he is probably going to the hospital this time. ”

Tian Tian was confused. She said worriedly: "Xiao Mo, you shouldn't deliberately let people beat him outside, right?" That's not going to work! His family is extraordinary, if it was really your people who injured him, it wouldn't end well! ”

Chen Mo smiled and shook his head, "Sister Tian, do you think I'm such a superficial person?" I know this guy is very embarrassing for you, I guess my uncle and aunt are more satisfied with him, right? Although you hate him very much, but you need to take care of your uncle's and aunt's feelings, it's not good to do things too much, absolutely wrong? Since I'm here, I'll help you solve this problem, don't worry, I will never do anything illegal. ”

Tian Tian looked at Chen Mo's confident expression, and said incomprehensibly: "How do you want to solve this problem?" ”

Chen Mo smiled: "Of course, I use reasonable and legal means, I don't want to go into the bureau to drink tea." ”

Tian Tian looked out the window and said curiously, "This is not right, right?" You just let him go out and buy a pig's trotter, and he'll have a bloody disaster? ”

Chen Mo took a sip of coffee for a long time, and then said: "Sister Tian, in fact, sometimes you don't need to do it yourself to solve problems, as long as you make reasonable use of the resources around you, you can get things done, don't you believe it?" If you don't believe me, you can wait a little longer, I can guarantee that this Mr. Liu will definitely show up at the speed of the 100-meter sprint. ”

Tian Tian blinked his eyes wide and looked out the window in confusion. Less than ten seconds later, there was a noise outside the window, mixed with the roars of many people and the screams of one person. Tian Tian immediately stood up and poked her head out to look over, and then she saw such an amazing scene: I saw Liu Jiasheng running wildly first, he screamed as he ran, and behind him, chasing more than 20 people with kitchen knives in their hands! These people were all wearing white felt hats, their mouths were roaring angrily, and their eyes were fierce, as if they didn't finish hacking Liu Jiasheng to death!

"Uh...... This...... This ......"

Tian Tian looked at this scene and didn't know what to say.

Chen Mo glanced at the crowd of people who were chasing me outside, then withdrew his eyes, took a sip of coffee like a nobody, and said, "Sister Tian, you better sit down, this kind of scene is not suitable for girls to watch." ”

Tian Tian sighed, her expression was very shocked, I saw her turn her head to look at Chen Mo, and said in shock: "Xiao Mo, what is going on?" Those with kitchen knives are really not your accomplices? ”

Chen Mo smiled and said, "Sister Tian, do you think that with my brain, I can use my mind to deal with Liu Jiasheng's goods, and I can hire a murderer to hurt people?" ”

Tian Tian was puzzled: "That...... So who are they? Why do you want to chase Liu Jiasheng? ”

Chen Mo stretched out his finger and pointed to the top of his head and said, "Sister Tian, don't you see those people wearing white felt hats on their heads?" Looking at their looks again, do you think they are different from us? In fact, they are all ethnic minority compatriots, to be precise, they are all Hui. ”

Tian Tianwu didn't understand: "Hui people? Why did the Hui commit murder? ”

Chen Mo explained: "Sister Tian, the totem of our Han people is a dragon, right? The Hui people are different from us, their totem is a pig - don't be so surprised, okay? This is their freedom of belief, in the eyes of the Hui people, the pig is their supreme god, no room for any violation, I just used the agitation method to let Liu Jiasheng buy pig's trotters, in order to let this kid take the initiative to get up and be beaten, do you think, the Hui people respect their god so much, but Liu Jiasheng went to their restaurant to order a pig's trotters, isn't this a blasphemy of their highest faith? Can people spare him? ”

Tian Tian was stunned for a while when he heard this, and suddenly laughed and said, "Giggles!" Xiao Mo, you are so bad! ”

Chen Mo spread his hands and said: "This can only be said that Liu Jiasheng himself is not learned and has no skills, if he knows some information about the Hui people, he will definitely not be chased and cut down now, who let him usually waste his time on women?" ”

Tian Tian was curious: "How do you know what he is?" ”

Chen Mo pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Since we entered the café, this guy has glanced at your chest five times, and that's not all-did you see the waitress over there?" This guy's eyes can't wait to tear off the skirt that people are wearing, a lewd and vulgar embryo goods, as long as he is not blind, he can't tell what kind of goods he is? I'm really curious now, why do my uncle and aunt think so much about this guy? ”

Tian Tian sighed when he heard this, and changed the topic: "Xiao Mo, have you been to the capital before?" Otherwise, how would you know there are Muslim restaurants? ”

Chen Mo shook his head with a smile and said: "This is my first time in the capital, I have carefully looked at the environment here when I got off the bus just now, and I am ready to find a good place to talk to you later. ”

Chen Mo said this, showing a self-deprecating look, Tian Tian was curious: "What do you mean by 'once bitten by a snake for ten years afraid of the well rope'?" ”

Chen Mo sighed and said, "Because I have encountered the same situation as Liu Jiasheng now. ”

Then Chen Mo told what he had experienced, it was a year and a half ago, when Chen Mo went all over the country to look for lightning in order to be that great real, and then he came all the way to Xianing with the rainy season, which has many ethnic minority areas, including the Hui people.

Chen Mo has been running around all year round, and his eating conditions are not very good, so he finally saw a town, and he wanted to go to the tooth festival at that time.

So he drove the car to the town, and after parking the car, he walked straight into a restaurant, and without thinking about it, he said directly: "Boss, bring me a braised pork, plus a fat sausage!" ”

Chen Mo sat down to rest after ordering, he didn't pay attention to this Muslim restaurant at all, and he didn't see the angry looks of the Muslim owners and waiters of the restaurant after hearing his words, but before his butt could sit on the stool, the Muslim owners and Muslim waiters in the restaurant walked into the kitchen, and rushed out with kitchen knives a moment later!

At the beginning, Chen Mo thought that he had encountered a black shop, but when he saw that the situation was not good, he immediately got up and ran, shouting for help while running. The residents of the town came out to take a look, and at this time the Muslim boss shouted: "This guy is blaspheming our supreme god!" He ordered braised pork and fat sausage in my restaurant! ”

This can be regarded as a hornet's nest, originally Chen Mo was only chased by four people, but after the boss shouted, the number of people chasing him immediately increased by more than ten times! (To be continued......)