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After a long time, Liu Yuxin said: "Second Brother Chen, you didn't change your hand and 1 gun just now, otherwise how can you be so fast, I don't think ordinary soldiers can be as fast as you." Chen Er smiled slightly and said: "Actually, this is really not an exaggeration, but it's just a process where practice makes perfect, if you practice for a while, maybe you can reach my speed." ”

Of course, Chen Er didn't say how long this time will take, this month depends on the person's understanding and the flexibility of the combination of hands and brains. This thing is different for everyone, in fact, to put it bluntly, there is some talent in it. Immediately afterwards, Chen Er taught Yu Xin how to operate this hand 1 gun, from loading the bullet to the final aiming shot, Chen Er also made a superficial description, and Liu Yuxin listened to it with relish.

After speaking, Chen Er said with a smile: "Yuxin, try to practice yourself." After speaking, Chen Er handed the Browning in his hand to Liu Yuxin's hand, and took the gun again, Liu Yuxin just felt not so strange. According to the essentials of Chen Erjiao, Liu Yuxin also tried it in one go, although the movements were still a little rusty, but at least they were initially mastered, of course, it also surprised Chen Er.

Although I spoke a little slower. But after all, he has only talked about it once, and Liu Yuxin can achieve this level, which is definitely a good comprehension. Chen Er even believed that if Liu Yuxin was put in the army for formal training at this time, maybe she would be a good seedling of a female sniper. But these Chen Er are just thinking about it. Not to mention that the army does not recruit female soldiers now, he also doesn't want Yu Xin to suffer that hardship.

Although it sounds very beautiful to defend the country, but the effort is unimaginable to ordinary people. It is no exaggeration to say that there is no such thing as a holiday for fighters. As long as the situation requires, it is to carry a steel gun and go to the battlefield. And compared with male soldiers, female soldiers also have some physical defects, so Chen Er still doesn't want female soldiers to go to the battlefield.

Seeing Chen Er stunned by that person, Liu Yuxin thought that he had done something bad just now. A little embarrassed, he said: "Second Brother Chen, did I do something wrong just now, I just said that I am a very stupid person, this gun must not be used well in my hands, so I should return it to you quickly." Saying that, Liu Yuxin put the gun in Chen Er's hand, and Chen Er at this time also reacted, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Because Liu Yuxin's words just now really made him a little embarrassed, he was still not as good as Yuxin when he first came into contact with the hand 1 gun. Seeing Yu Xin was also over that curiosity. Chen Er also quickly put the gun away, after all, this thing is a weapon, not something messy to compare. Besides, Chen Er is also very careful about confidentiality. If he hadn't closed the door to his room, he would never have taken it out with confidence.

In order to ease the somewhat tense atmosphere just now, Chen Er smiled and said, "Yuxin, how about I tell you a joke?" "Jokes can be said to be a form of entertainment for all ages in this era, after all, there is no TV, there is no computer. Listening to a joke is all entertainment. As soon as Liu Yuxin heard that Chen Er could tell jokes, her attention was immediately attracted. smiled and said, "Second Brother Chen, then you can talk about it." ”

Chen Er saw that it really worked. When he opened his mouth, he was about to speak, but his mouth was open, but he didn't make a sound for a long time. The reason is very simple, because the jokes in Chen Er's memory are all small yellow jokes, and it must be inappropriate for Liu Yuxin to tell them, he quickly racked his brains to think, and finally the hard work paid off, and he thought of a joke he saw in a magazine, and he laughed for a long time at that time.

He cleared his throat and said, "Listen, Yuxin, I'm going to start." It is said that Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes. Outside, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, wind and rain. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. Liu Bei was embarrassed, only to hear Guan Yu behind him say calmly, don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather! As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, don't be surprised, the fart is coming from the clouds!

As soon as Zhao Yun said that, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, then shouted, the fart is flying! Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates that Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes, which was really loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? Everyone was indignant and said in unison, Prime Minister, isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this! You'll see next time.

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu was in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted first, the fart was Chu Fang! Wang Lang followed and said, the fart was put by Lang! Gou An said it was a fart, and Cai Mao said it was a fart. Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they rushed to grab him. Niu Jin said this is a golden fart! Xun Yu said that this is a fart! Cao Hong said that the fart is Hong's! Gao Ran said that the fart is the view!

Jiang Gan said that the fart was dry, Sima Shi said that the fart was the teacher's, Xiahou Yuan said that the fart was Yuan's, Cao Fang said that the fart was Fang, Cao Cao's face was white, and he was about to have a seizure, and the strategist Guo Jia shouted, it's all wrong! What everyone said is not right! He is worthy of being my No. 1 military advisor. Cao Cao thought secretly. Let's hear what he has to say.

I only heard Guo Jiadao This is a fart, Cao Zhen rushed to say that this is a real fart, Cao Cao was so angry that he fainted, completely disappointed, and didn't want more people to be behind. Guo Huai said that this was Huai's fart, Zhang He's fart was Yan's, Sima Yan said that the fart was Yan's, Xu Huang said that the fart was dangling, and Xiahou Dundao's fart was Dun's.

Guo Tu said that the fart came out of the picture, Xiahou Ba said that the fart came out, Xun You said that the fart came out, Manzhong said that the fart was favored, Jiang Ji said that the fart was from the picture, Zhong Miao said that the fart was from the picture, and finally, Cao Cao couldn't help but say angrily, nonsense, the fart was.

Chen Er's joke can be said to be full of emotion, and the tone is also subdued, which can be said to completely capture all the jokes. After the joke was told, he himself laughed, and Liu Yuxin also blushed and covered his mouth and snickered there. She also didn't expect that Second Brother Chen looked quite serious, and she didn't expect that he would want to tell such a vulgar joke. But the more this is the case, the more Liu Yuxin trusts Chen Er, and only his relatives will tell such vulgar-sounding jokes that are full of laughter.

After the rendering of this joke, Liu Yuxin's mood was obviously much better, looking at Liu Yuxin's happy expression, Chen Er also had to admire his ability. In my opinion, girls are so simple, and a few words may be able to win a girl's heart. If this is put in the 21st century, then I'm afraid it will not be so simple, what kind of so-called love do you talk about without a car or a house.

When the two of them were immersed in this joyful atmosphere, there was a sudden noise outside, and the two people who didn't know why were looking out. However, as far as the eye could see, there was no figure at all, and it seemed that the voice was mostly coming from somewhere else. This is the army's hospital, Chen Er still doesn't believe that anyone dares to blatantly make trouble here, that is purely uncomfortable behavior.

He glanced at Liu Yuxin and said, "Yuxin, you go out and see what's going on, after all, you are a nurse here, and it was more convenient in the past." Liu Yuxin understood when she heard it, nodded and walked outside. Chen Er also began to think in the room, this is a hospital, could it be that the noise just now is the legendary medical trouble, he has only heard of this thing in the twenty-first century, there should be no such thing in this period,

After about ten minutes, Liu Yuxin walked back with a frown, and after sitting down, he said a little angrily: "Second Brother Chen, those people are also too unreasonable, obviously the doctors have already told them that there is no way, but they just stay here and don't leave, and they have to be treated by Dean Cao Lei in person." It just so happened that Dean Cao Lei was now undergoing this operation, so it was a stalemate. ”

Hearing this, Chen Er also understood, the feelings were a group of ruffians, but thinking about it, it was the head of the family, and he must be quite emotional, so it was forgivable. I just don't know what is wrong with this regiment leader, even those doctors can't do it, Chen Er is still very curious. He thought for a while and asked, "Yu Xin, do you see where the head of the regiment is injured?" ”

Liu Yuxin thought for a while and said: "It seems that there are no obvious wounds on his body, but he is being carried on a stretcher, and the regiment commander is a little slurred when he speaks, as if his tongue does not obey." Most of the words were dictated by one of the soldiers on the side, as if their regimental commander had been hit by the wind last night, and this was the way it had been after that, and this was the way it had been sent to us in a hurry. ”

As soon as Liu Yuxin's voice fell, Chen Er was even more aware of it, according to Yuxin's description, this head of the regiment had a stroke, and there is really no effective way to treat such a disease here, after all, the medical conditions here cannot support such surgical treatment. (To be continued)