12. 012 When to practice Iron Foot Gong
Knowing that Jun Xiaoxiao was going to burn paper money for Chen Yuanyuan, Helian's face turned green with fright, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said no, how could anyone burn paper money for himself? Jun Xiaoxiao didn't even use coaxing and deception, and finally had to resort to violent means, one hand on his waist, and one foot on the stool, "Lao Tzu is afraid that no one will burn him if he dies in the future, so what's wrong with saving some first?" Do you write it or not? After speaking, he stared at Helian Yan with a ruffian face, and the meaning of the expression on his face can probably be summarized as, if you know each other, you should write obediently, otherwise you will wait for the bricks to say hello and then write obediently.
Helian Yan shook in fright, and was forced by her obscenity again, trembling and began to write, while murmuring in pain, "xxx, Yan'er has a burden." Jun Xiaoxiao, who listened, immediately took off his shoes and finished with one shoe.
After writing, the problem came up again. Biliu dragged Jun Xiaoxiao's arm, didn't let her count the paper money in the yard, chirped and said a bunch of crookedly, Jun Xiaoxiao only heard one sentence, if you want to order, let's kill her Biliu first. Jun Xiao pondered for a while, Biliu can't be extinguished, if it is destroyed, who will wash and cook for her, send bath water, and accompany the landlord? So, I compromised, and prepared to take advantage of the evening, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, to find an open place to honor the little thin.
Finally in the evening, she didn't want to wait for a moment, in case there was another beautiful man and a female ghost tonight, if she was a man, she should be impotent. When everyone was asleep, they went to the back of the house. It's actually very good to live on the side, next to the courtyard wall, how to turn how to turn, up and down, left and right, are not afraid to turn into other people's yards, how good.
Jun Xiaoxiao pouted her ass and worked hard by the wall for a long time, but she was still a little out of reach, and looking at the yard, there seemed to be no one who could step on her feet. I had no choice but to run back into the house and move a chair. Stepping on a chair and stuffing a thick wad of paper money in his arms, he finally climbed up the wall.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I really admired those who climbed the wall, it turned out that climbing the wall is such a sport that requires physical endurance and courage, and it is really not a human thing. It's not easy to get out of the wall. As soon as I sighed, I hadn't yet stood firm on the wall, and the old legs, which were a little bony and fluffy, kept shaking because of the excessive force just now, shaking and shaking, and just shook to the bottom of the wall. At the moment of the fall, Jun Xiaoxiao had only one thought in her heart, why didn't she eat more new Gaizhong High Calcium Tablets back then.
"Ahh An exclamation.
"Whew~~" A painful cry, after the painful cry, Jun Xiaoxiao heard an angry voice and said resentfully, "Despicable, use a hidden weapon." ”
Jun Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and felt it for a long time, and found that it didn't seem to hurt much, and turned her head to look at the one-and-a-half-high wall again, could it be that she had practiced Iron Foot Gong? Get up and touch your buttocks, hey, what's this black lump under your feet? I poked it with my toes, it was soft and very fleshy. Poked again, a little panicked, this touch, Nima is a little familiar.
Just as he was about to look down and take a closer look, a sentence floated from the side, and a frightened water spirit almost jumped up from the ground. I only listened to the words that floated over,
"Stop kicking, it's human. I just sat you down. Jun was a little startled and gnawed his fingernails with his teeth. After gnawing for a while, she squatted down, patted the black-clothed man who had just been sat to death by her at her feet sympathetically, and said calmly, early death and early life. Tut sighed twice, this unlucky child.