131 The fat man peed his pants

Yang Yi secretly said in his heart, no wonder there are so many people in this family to patronize the business, it seems that the boss still has a hand, this lamb kidneys are just roasted, and the heat is extremely well controlled.

When the girl saw Yang Yi sitting beside her, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, and she looked at Yang Yi carefully a few times, and said, "We know each other?" ”

Yang Yi didn't speak, and picked up the skewers again.

"What's the matter with you?" The girl was sure that she didn't know Yang Yi, and said a little angrily, "Have you gotten my permission?" It's rude to just sit here! ”

As she spoke, she was about to call the waiter to drive Yang Yi away.

Yang Yi thought to himself, who is rude?! What kind of anger do you spew in other people's food stalls? Occupy the pit and don't!

He hurriedly stopped the girl's movements and asked, "Girl, do you know Amway?!" ”

Amway?! Nima, what a scary name is this, I don't know? Let's do the search.

The girl obviously knew, and was suddenly startled, and she didn't dare to call the waiter, but just looked at Yang Yi in horror.

Yang Yi said while eating: "Girl, do you know Marvel? ”

"Girl, do you know how much to come?"

"Girl, you know ......"

Except for 'Amway', the rest of the names girls have never heard of, but it is precisely because of the terrifying name of 'Amway' that Yang Yi said every name, the girl was startled, and the thought of wanting to leave rose in her heart.

Yang Yi wanted to say more, but the girl was in a hurry, so she quietly pressed the mobile phone under the table, then grabbed the mobile phone and put it to her ear, and said, "Ah, where are you?" Oh, I'll be there in ...... right away."

With that, the girl paid the bill and left without looking back.

The corners of Yang Yi's mouth hooked up a smile, hum, to deal with this kind of person who stands in the pit and doesn't, but hinders others, I have a way to treat you.

He beckoned to the fat man and the others, "Come here, there's a place......

The fat man and the others were overjoyed, Brother Yang is Brother Yang, and he grabbed the position as soon as he came, I don't know what he said to the girl just now.

The girl who had just walked outside heard Yang Yi's shout, and when she turned around, she happened to meet Yang Yi's playful and sadistic gaze, and stomped her feet angrily, Made, she was tricked!

What can I say when I go back?

They didn't drive her away, but the girl thought to herself, this man is really hateful.

She took out her mobile phone, dialed a call, and said into the phone after a while: "Sister, it's me, Xiaolan, yes, I've been bullied......"

Yang Yi didn't know that everyone had already called someone, and he was still proudly enjoying the sycophants of the fat man and others.

"Brother Yang, you are really awesome......"

"Isn't it? We waited for more than half an hour without a place, and as soon as you came, you had ......"

"Tell me quickly, what method do you use?"

The people at the next table also showed a listening expression, the gap between this person and people is really big, they are all waiting for seats, but others are grabbing them.

"What's the way, that girl just happened to have something, didn't you see that she was talking on the phone when she left?"

"But why should I give you the place?"

"Maybe I'm too handsome, the little girl fell in love at first sight......"

Yang Yi shook the bangs in front of his forehead, his movements were extremely coquettish, and some of the people around him almost didn't spit it out.

Eating supper is probably done by people to pass the time.

ordered some barbecue, carried a few boxes of beer, and the four people in the 616 dormitory ate and drank nonsense.

The more beer I drank, the more open my hearts became, and the more I spoke, my tongue was a little bigger.

"I ...... I sue you...... Fat brother was ...... back then But the invincible ......"

"How invincible?"

"Handsome!" The fat man was sure.

"I was very handsome in middle school, handsome scum, I don't know how many girls are willing to post upside down......"

The fat man blushed, staggered to pick up the wine glass and drink, and began to brag about him again.

Alcohol is really a good thing, the anesthetized nerves, forget the sorrow, even Yang Yi, a rare feeling of comfort.

Urban life is bubbling!

The beer bottles were piled up, it was already early in the morning to eat and drink, and the people in the food stalls were almost gone, and a few people were still a little unhappy.

"Boss...... "Where's the toilet," the fat man yelled with squinting eyes...... Fat brother is going to pee ......"

"No toilet......

Isn't it?

Generally speaking, people who drink in food stalls don't like to go to the toilet very much, and when they pee, find a bush or something to take a dip, which is refreshing and refreshing.

"Let's pee, let's pee ......"

The fat man waved his hand and beckoned a few people to pee on the side of the road not far away.

The food stalls are not afraid of a few people eating overlord meals, look at how drunk these people are, can they run away?

Standing on the side of the road, Yang Yi and the others were all aware of the demand for a while, there are not many vehicles passing here on weekdays, and a few people are not afraid of being seen.

The fat man held on to a small tree, sometimes bowing his head, sometimes raising his head, and then snorting two throats, like that, exactly like a werewolf.

Yang Yi was still sober, a few bottles of beer were far from being confused, lest the fat man be unstable for a while and fall on the grass where he had urinated, Yang Yi walked to his side and helped him.

Looking at the fat man's little Ding Ding with curiosity in his heart, Yang Yi was dumbfounded, why not?!

"Fatty, you're a woman?!" Yang Yi asked in surprise.

"Get out, Lao Tzu is a pure man......"

"And where is your lifeline?"

The fat man frowned, looked down, and suddenly screamed: "Damn, why is Lao Tzu's heirloom gone?" You can see it when you look down on weekdays......"

"Is your belly too big to block it?"

"It's not! I can't see ......"

The fat man bent down with difficulty, looked for a long time, but did not find the root of his life, and suddenly became anxious.

"It's over...... ...... Haunted, who took me heirloom...... I stole ......."

The sound of this voice was really not small, and some diners in the food stalls not far away laughed and looked at this side curiously, and several young women felt even more ashamed and irritable.

I didn't see it, the fat man stretched out his hand and groped on the crotch of his pants for a while, and after a long time, he turned his head and glanced back at Yang Yi and the three of them with a smile, and smirked: "Hehe...... I forgot...... I didn't take off my pants where can I see ......"

Oh, I see......

Yang Yi and the others were stunned, wait, no, where did you pee just now when you didn't take off your pants? !

No way!

Yang Yi and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all seemed to see what they thought in each other's hearts, they pulled the fat man over, put the fat man to the ground, looked down, and looked, the fat man's crotch was wet with a large patch, and the whole pants seemed to be washed.

"Nima, you're peeing your pants......"

Unceremoniously threw the fat man on the ground, Yang Yi pinched his nose and withdrew from the distance.

The fat man looked at a few people stupidly, and said stupidly: "Oh, it turned out to be peeing my pants, it's okay, help me up, let's continue to drink......"

Drink your uncle, drink you sit together and smoke it to death!

Yang Yi and the others shook their heads desperately.

The fat man was not happy and yelled, "Are we still not buddies?" Accompany my brother to drink all the sex......"

"I think you'd better change your pants first, why didn't you say it just now, you really don't have the strength to help you take off your pants......"

"No need to change, let's continue to drink, a pair of pants can't stop your fat brother moving forward......"

The fat man waved his hand proudly, but he couldn't get up from the ground, and his funny appearance was as funny as it was.