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After Wang Xu's performance at the big coffee show, he sat on the guest seat as the fourth guest to observe. The red chairs in the guest seats are comfortable, and there are various fruits and drinks in front of them. It's nice to have food and drink, and to watch great shows.

After Wang Xu sat down, the show officially began.

The actors took the stage one after another and performed a wonderful show, Tiger looked like Jacky Cheung's classic song "With You All the Way", and Jin Haixin imitated Lin Junjie's "A Thousand Years Later".

The applause continued, and the applause continued.

When Da Zhang Wei and Bai Kainan, the senior "model kings" of "Variety Show", came on the stage, the audience cheered, and even Wang Xu was looking forward to their performances.

The two brought a new issue, which has become one of the main projects of "Big Coffee Show", "Variety Forum". Da Zhang Wei looks like Yi Zhongtian, Bai Kainan imitates Ji Lianhai, and the performance of the two made Wang Xu applaud at the beginning, and look-

"You're watching "Hundred Lectures""

After the narration, Da Zhang Wei and Bai Kainan appeared separately and introduced themselves.

Da Zhang Wei: "Hello everyone, I am a "cup" day when I can only drink one cup. ”

Bai Kainan: "I am the one who makes everyone remember the face, hello everyone!" ”

The following refers to the two of them as Yidian and Ji Yanhai, and listened to Yitian's words: "Speaking of this history, during the Chu and Han dynasties, the two of them were not good friends. ”

Ji Yanhai: "Who?" ”

A cup of heaven: "It's that Liu Bang and Xiang Yu." ”

Ji Yanhai: "Speaking of Xiang Yu, I want to tell you about it, in fact, Xiang Yu, they are three brothers." ”

Yiwantian: "What are the other two called?" ”

Remembering the sea of faces: "Xiang Yu, Xiang Wu and Xiang Feng." ”

"Like rain", "like fog" and "like wind"??? Wang Xu thought it was interesting after listening to it. Laughed out loud.

The laughter did not affect the duo's performance, and the performance continued.

Yitian: "If you want to say this, Liu Bang has seven brothers. ”

Ji Yanhai: "I haven't heard that Liu Bang and Huluwa are buddies." ”

Yitian: "These seven brothers are, Liu-Bang Bang Bang, Bang Bang!" ”

"I'll go, Da Zhang Wei. Can you still break around? The big guy complained and applauded.

Yiyan Tian continued: "This Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, the two of them were on the battlefield, it was snowing heavily that day, they were wearing gold armor on the top and thong pants on the bottom!" ”

Ji Yan Hai: "Aren't you afraid of freezing on this cold day?" ”

A cup: "It doesn't matter, it's a thong." ”

"What is this?" Ji Mianhai said: "I said Mr. Yi, I usually use my mouth to tell you history, so let's change it today." Can you play history for everyone? ”

A cup of heaven: "It coincides again, this is really 'your five hundred times in the past life, in exchange for our dry pot fat cow in this life'." ”

"In your previous life, you looked back five hundred times, and in this life, we have changed our dry pot fat cow" Hearing this rather nonsensical words, Wang Xu couldn't help laughing a few times, he was still able to control it, Xie Na and He Jiong swayed back and forth with a smile.

Everyone quickly quieted down again and watched the show.

Ji Yanhai: "That's good." Next, we asked the sound teacher to work with us, so that the effect would be better. ”

A cup of heaven: "Please." ”

That's all it takes. The first round began.

A video of the confrontation between the two armies appeared on the big screen, and the narration had the texture of a movie: "It is said that Chu and Han are fighting, and Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are about to fight fiercely and fight each other, and they will fight the winner." ”

Since it's a history, then there are props. Both were armed with a wooden sword, and the confrontation was "murderous".

Yitian shouted: "Liu Bang! ”

Ji Yanhai did not show weakness. also shouted: "Xiang Yu! ”

A cup of heaven: "You dare to kill my soldiers!" ”

Ji Yanhai: "You are bolder and dare to steal my QQ number!" ”

(A message box appears on the big screen, QQ offline notification: You entered the wrong password, the reason may be: was stolen by Da Zhang Wei.) ）

A cup of heaven: "You rob me of the crisp noodle seasoning packet!" ”

Remembering the sea of faces: "You Yu Ji scolded me in the circle of friends, you still dare to like it!" ”

On the big screen, there is another micro-message message -

Yu Ji: It's a shame to steal the spice packet!

Xiang Yu: That's a good point!

Yu Ji: How did you eat that noodle later?

"Poof~~ Hahaha!" This paragraph. It made everyone laugh. Anyway, Wang Xu smiled on the table in front of him.

The audience leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the two people on the stage were not affected in any way, and they devoted themselves to the performance.

Yitian: "So what? ”

Ji Yanhai: "Then I want your life today!" ”

A cup of heaven: "If you want my life, you are still tender." ”

There was a smell of gunpowder between the two men, and at the same time, the information of the two players who were about to face off was released on the big screen.

Information 1: Liu Bang

Hobbies: Stealing instant noodle seasoning packets

Favorite object: Sister Na

Marital status: Don't sue you

Dating Declaration: Laughing boys won't be too lucky

Information 2: Xiang Yu

Hobbies:Stealing QQ numbers

Favorite object: Yu Ji

Marital status: Still struggling

Dating declaration: Yu Ji is gentle and elegant, and she will turn over the two as soon as she flips the heel

"Brush Brush Brush"

The two of them were already fighting, and the swords were coming and going, and suddenly, a cup of heaven shouted and paused: "Wait a while, why did your sword come out of the sound of a spring?" ”

Ji Mianhai: "This is also normal, do you think the two of them would have been able to fight if they hadn't negotiated and talked about Huang?" ”

"Oh, I like that so much." When he spoke, he touched his lips with one finger, and he looked so charming.

His appearance suddenly poked the laughter of many people, Wang Xu touched it with a smile and leaned back on the chair. Not losing is the trump card of the show, and the jokes are one after another.

At this time, Ji Yanhai said: "Next, I will match you with the effect of lighting, so that the effect is better." ”

Yiwan said, "Is it okay for the lighting teacher?" ”

OK, the second round begins.

Ji Yanhai: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!" ”

A cup of heaven: "If you want my life, you are still tender." ”

After the two of them said cruel words, the stereo on the field suddenly changed, and a love song sounded.

"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you."

Accompanied by the singing, the two big men who had been fighting each other danced with each other, eyebrows and eyebrows, and began to tease each other with words.

A cup of Tianjiao shouted: "Liu Bang"

Ji Mianhai also replied shyly: "Hey, Xiang Gong~~"

What did Liu Bang shout about Xiang Yu?

Messire!!?

Wang Xu fortunately didn't drink the drink in front of him, otherwise he would have vomited, but he was also laughing enough, and he bumped into Li Weijia next to him when he swayed.

As for the others laughing exaggeratedly, Xie Na even stood up and sat down again.

The cup of heaven on the stage also heard something wrong, and hurriedly shouted to stop: "You wait a while!" How can this Liu Bang and Xiang Yu fight like falling in love? ”

Ji Yanhai: "Teacher Yi, don't be surprised, although Mr. Lighting is a big man, he also has pink memories." ”

A cup of heaven: "Teacher, can you give us the spotlight, because the spotlight is sharp!" ”

Ji Yanhai: "Then come to the sharpest spotlight, okay?" ”

So a beam of light shone on the background wall of the stage, and the third round began again.

Ji Yanhai: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!" ”

A cup of heaven: "If you want my life, you are still tender." ”

"Brush Brush Brush"

The two men fought again, swords coming and going, and suddenly—

The sound of a machine gun came out from the sword in Ji Yanhai's hand, and he shot a cup of heaven in a burst of suddenness.

Ji Yan Hai: "It's so happy! ”

"Why did your sword make the sound of a machine gun?" ”

Ji Yanhai: "It's okay, come, fall into the light area, come!" Pour in the light zone, pour the light zone. ”

A cup of heaven: "What fell in the light zone, I will pour it into the hard disk for you!" ”

Ji Yanhai: "What's the matter, what light do you want?" ”

A cup of heaven: "The light I want must move, this light didn't move at all just now." ”

Ji Yanhai: "It's okay to make the lights move!" ”

OK, round 4.

"Brush Brush Brush"

This time, there are no moths, and the sky can't afford to be in the end!

game-over！

Remembering the sea of faces: "Congratulations to the No. 38 audience for winning Xiang Yu's life." ”

"Good!"

"Great!"

"Applause!"

Everyone applauded the wonderful program of the two, and the four observers all stood up.

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