Chapter 268: Being able to bend and stretch is a good man
Men, being able to bend and stretch is also a kind of ability!
Jiang An didn't want to speak with such a low-minded attitude, he also wanted to tell the truth of the matter politely and gently, and then the two of them would solve the trouble, even if this seemingly unrealistic method was unreliable, he also wanted to solve this matter very domineeringly, just like a domineering president.
For example, now I tried my best to break free from the shackles of the Zixia tree, and then pressed the leaves to the tree, and picked her chin to make her forget about it, and then the leaves were deterred by his kingly spirit, and felt that his previous actions were too ungraceful, and he humbly agreed to his request, thinking about it, I felt a little excited, this kind of scene must be the hottest theater in the middle of the night!
He really wants it, how much he thinks about it, how much he thinks about it!
But he really can't do it, he's tried several times, this broken tree is harder than steel bars, and he can't break free at all, even if he breaks away, it is estimated that he can't do it as he imagined, and he will definitely be killed by the leaves, and he feels distressed when he thinks about it, dripping blood!
At the same time, he also felt that there was indeed his fault in this matter, although Ye Zi's hidden gender was the main reason, but he had already had this kind of speculation when he found out about the chest wrapping, but he still wanted to prove it with facts, but he didn't expect the final result to be like this.
Ye Zi was very satisfied with Jiang An's attitude, let go of his hand and said: "Your attitude is the attitude of speaking, I want you to immediately forget what happened just now, I am still Ye Zi, you are not allowed to tell others my gender, otherwise I will kill you or tell me the words just now, second, I will be familiar with the life under the mountain next, you will be responsible for my living security, money, food, clothing, housing and transportation, do you agree to these two conditions?" β
"Yes, yes." Jiang An didn't even think about it, so he agreed to come down and get out of trouble first.
Ye Zi nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's right, I still have one last request, you, you are responsible for me." β
Ye Zi's voice became smaller and smaller, but Jiang An really heard what she said, the original little eyes immediately widened, the two eyes flashed with disbelief, the mouth opened wide, and Ye Zi looked at it stupidly, what did she just say, responsible???
Why does this sentence sound so much like the lines of the eight-o'clock TV series, but the plot here is not quite right, director, you read the wrong script, why are you responsible, just looked at the chest, and didn't even touch it, this is not the key, the key is what is the responsibility, is it really necessary to carry the sedan chair to the headquarters of the Shanhaijing, and then marry this stinky chick, is this kind of responsibility?
Jiang An feels like he is already messy, like a sunny boy running in the wind, what is this?
"Why, don't you want to?" Ye Zi originally lowered his head and blushed, but now he roared viciously, grabbing Jiang An's hair and pulling it in front of him.
Jiang An looked at Zhijing stupidly, and his eyes could see the white wrap chest downward, but now he couldn't see anything, and you could see two cherries in a dozen layers of cotton cloth? It's all about the breasts!
"No, we're not of legal age yet!" Jiang An said stupidly: "Moreover, I already have a girlfriend, I will not abandon Qingnan, even if you give me 20 million, no, I will not abandon her no matter how much money I give, change the conditions." β
"What good things do you think of this bastard, how could I possibly let you marry me, you think beautiful, big pervert." Ye Zi pulled Jiang An's hair hard, almost turning him into a bald scoop, and roared: "What I said about responsibility is not what you think, I know filthy obscenity all day long, I am asking you to help me keep this secret, I can't let others know, and I will follow my arrangement in the future, understand?" β
Jiang An suddenly realized, nodded and said: "I understand, it turns out that this is the meaning, you can understand, I thought you wanted me to marry you, this is simple, as long as you don't let me do anything bad, I promise you." β
Ye Zi let go of his hand and said disgustedly: "Who would want you to be a big pervert, don't say it in front of others, otherwise I want you to look good, now I'm hungry, go find me something to eat." β
Bang!
The branches of the Zixia tree suddenly loosened, and Jiang An sat directly on the ground, and said in embarrassment: "Miss, where can I find food for you in the barren mountains and mountains here, there are some tigers and leopards all around, and there were grizzly bears before I appeared, I don't have any magic power now, I can't even catch a bird, if you're hungry, eat me, I can't help it." β
Ye Zi angrily wanted to hit the riverbank, but his feet were unstable and he could only give up, and said, "Then forget it, what kind of place is this?" β
"I don't know."
"You bastard, you obviously said that you listened to me just now, why are you against me everywhere now, you can't be serious when it's like this?"
Jiang An was stunned, and then said with a bitter face: "I, I really don't know, Jiangcheng is so big, there are many mountains around, I have never been to this kind of deep mountain, maybe it is not within the scope of Jiangcheng, I didn't go against you." β
Ye Zi nodded as if he didn't understand, and he didn't know what he was thinking, Jiang An whispered, "I have a few questions, can I ask you?" β
"You say?"
"Won't it hurt you to do this?"
"What's that?" Ye Zi frowned suspiciously at first, then thought of it, his little face flushed, and scolded: "You stinky pervert, what kind of problem is this, are you still a person, it's just a pervert, a big pervert, a stinky pervert, whether it hurts or not, I want you to care." β
Jiang'an dodged Ye Zi's war of words, this guy's appearance is completely no different, no wonder he can't find out, this kind of character is very different from Teacher Chongming, Teacher Chongming never scolds, which is like Ye Zi who is perverted and perverted all day long, but since she is a woman, then there is nothing between her and Teacher Chongming.
Jiang An was overjoyed, no wonder he had a very different attitude towards her before, and he was very intimate, and now he figured it out, but Jiang An turned his head and thought of what had happened before, when he was in Tang Man's house, those "misunderstood" actions between the two of them, now that I think about it, it really feels a little weird, no wonder this guy didn't agree to share a bed with him at the beginning, and he always wears clothes when he sleeps.
What makes Jiang An remember even more is that he lost his mind about Ye Zi at the beginning, it seems that there is no problem with his sexual orientation, so cute is really a girl, thinking about it this way, Jiang An feels a lot better, and he often spanked her ass before, thinking about it, he feels that it is a miracle that he can live until now.
"Hey, dead pervert, what are you doing with that smile, are you thinking about bad things?" Ye Zi asked, clutching his chest.
Jiang An wiped his mouth and defended: "No, I'm not the kind of person you imagined, does Teacher Chongming know your secret?" β
"Of course you know, she and I are good sisters!" Ye Zi said very proudly.
"Then why are you pretending to be a boy, and Mr. Chongming doesn't say anything, is there anything wrong?"
"I, this is my freedom, I want to be a boy, can't I like boys, I just like this feeling, do you have any opinions, what a pervert, stay away from me." Ye Zi looked a little angry, and said viciously.
Jiang An stepped back, it seems that this should be the secret in Ye Zi's heart, on the surface, this guy has no thoughts, but his heart is still very delicate, it seems that this question will not be answered for the time being.
"This is your garment, put it on quickly, lest you say that I have insulted you." Egan threw the leaf vest over, and the coat had not been completely dried.
Ye Zi grabbed the vest, glared at him and said, "Don't you have it, you're really a pervert, stay away from me." β
Jiang An didn't care if the clothes and pants were dry, and if he didn't wear them, he would really be angry with this little girl, so he put on his clothes indiscriminately and sat quietly by the fire, anyway, it's a little impractical to leave now, and it's difficult to get out of this mountain without demonic power.
Time passed slowly, Ye Zi sat on the Zixia tree in a small vest, occasionally looked at the riverbank, and more often used demon power to treat his calf, which was an injury on the bone, although it could be treated with demon power, but it could not be cured overnight.
"Aren't you cold?" Jiang An asked loudly.
"It's not cold, even if it's cold, it won't come close to you big pervert."
"Don't say that, we have to leave this mountain together tomorrow, if you suffer from the cold, it won't be good, come and sit down, I will definitely not look at you, and I will not do anything bad to you."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, and it does what it says."
"Alright then, you come and help me!"
Although Jiang An wanted to laugh a little but finally held back, it was not easy to make the relationship harmonious but it could not be destroyed, although this little girl was sometimes a little rude, and a little unreasonable, but most of the time she was still very naΓ―ve and simple, and she would say whatever she wanted, although Jiang An spent every day with her being a fight, but he still liked this kind of character very much in his heart, and it was much more comfortable than a hypocritical struggle.
"Whew-"
The wolf howl from the mountain frightened the two, and Ye Zi went directly into the arms of Jiang An, and said fearfully: "I don't like these animals, if they come over and you go to fight by yourself, I will let the Zixia Tree protect yourself, do you hear?" β
Jiang An didn't speak, but he was a little nervous in his heart, those wolves wouldn't really come over, if he had a choice, he would rather run into a tiger or a grizzly bear, although these animals are fierce, but the number of them is not too much when they appear, but wolves are different, this kind of creature appears in groups, his own demonic power has not yet recovered, Ye's combat methods are a little weak in the face of wolves, I hope not to encounter this kind of thing.
Jiang An added a few pieces of wood to the fire, Ye Zi looked at the dark forest around him with a nervous face, and hugged Jiang An's arm, even she wondered why she was alone in the Zixia Tree just now, and when she was angry, did she become bolder?
But their prayers were to no avail, and a pair of green eyes gradually approached from afar.