Chapter 542: I'm going crazy
Thinking of Guo Yating's violence and the madness of daring to take off her pants, Su Qiubai was a little scared, and thought of the old saying that she couldn't provoke and couldn't hide.
Thinking of Gao Feng's desire to return to Huashan, he suddenly had an idea, and he couldn't help laughing.
"Master, I don't think I've lost."
"Huh?" Hearing the voice below, Su Qiubai was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked down.
Sure enough, the person who spoke below was Gao Feng's apprentice Lu Haibo, the young man he was very optimistic about.
On the street below, there are not only Lu Haibo, but also Gao Feng, and the little fat man Wu Youcai. These people are walking slowly on the street, looking like they are pressing the road and looking leisurely.
This ability is very normal, but what makes him feel abnormal is what Lu Haibo said just now. It sounds like the two of them have made a bet.
Isn't Gao Feng quite an old-fashioned individual? Why do you have the leisure to bet? And it's with his apprentice, why does this sound so unbelievable?
He was just thinking about it, and Gao Feng's voice came from below: "You don't feel like you can't lose, try to put it in front of you, you can't admit it." ”
"Master, it stands to reason that I shouldn't have contradicted you, but this is a matter of principle, and I can't admit defeat like this."
"Then how can you throw in the towel?"
"At the beginning, you said that Guo Yating would be fascinated by the curator, but I don't look so serious. When Guo Yating came back just now, the curator was obviously not there. ”
"Holy!" Listening to Lu Haibo's eloquent voice, Su Qiubai burst into a foul mouth.
Only then did he realize that the master and apprentice were making such a bet.
"Haibo! You won't move here, Master, I'm from here. Do you want to know if I am sure that Guo Yating has been captured by my Su brothers? ”
"Of course!" Lu Haibo said a little anxiously: "If you don't say it, how will I know if I lost or not?" ”
"Good! Since you are so insistent, then I will tell you about it. "The appearance of Gao Feng has subverted Su Qiubai's understanding.
At this moment, the peak is still like an old-fashioned old feudal, obviously a god stick who is fooling young people.
"Ahem!" He cleared his throat before he said slowly, "Do you remember? When Guo Yating came back, did Guo Yaonan say anything? ”
"Uncle Shi, I know this." Wu Youcai immediately came up and said with a smile: "That kid said that Guo Yating was taken advantage of. ”
"Well, you're right." Gao Feng glanced at Wu Youcai with admiration, turned his head to look at Lu Haibo, who was still staring in confusion, and said, "Don't you understand this?" Do you think about Guo Yating's reaction? Isn't it angry? Did you cover your butt with your hands? ”
"Oops! That's really the case. Lu Haibo was suddenly magnificent, and then shouted incredibly: "Even if the pessimistic Zhang spanks his ass, it doesn't mean that Guo Yating can like the curator?" Also, I can see it clearly, that Guo Yating is full of anger, and she looks like she wants to eat people. With that reaction, I'm afraid it's okay not to kill the curator, and you can still like the curator, isn't that a joke? ”
"Stupid!" Gao Feng suddenly scolded, and then scolded: "If there is no hate, where does love come from?" You still don't believe it, right, then you wait for tomorrow. If Guo Yating doesn't go to the martial arts hall tomorrow, then I will lose. ”
"Are you sick?" Su Qiubai couldn't bear to hear it.
These people even made a bet on him? This is so hateful, and what is even more hateful is that as the object of their generosity, they have no benefit, which is simply unforgivable.
"Whoosh!" He flashed from the air and fell directly to Wu Youcai's side.
But as soon as he appeared, Wu Youcai's side trembled, and then shouted loudly: "Ghost, ghost!" ”
Su Qiubai was glaring at Gao Feng angrily, and when he heard this scream, he was immediately angry, and he didn't return his body, and kicked out.
Wu Youcai's exclamation suddenly turned into a scream, and he was directly kicked into the holly bushes on the side of the road.
Facing Su Qiubai's annoyed gaze, Gao Feng was a little embarrassed, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Oh, brother, I suddenly remembered, your sister-in-law asked me to go back quickly." You see that the sky is so dolled, I won't accompany you. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he gradually fell to the bottom, and his body suddenly rushed out. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared at the end of the street.
"Curator, I also have something at home, and I have to go back, I'm sorry."
As soon as the word came out, Lu Haibo ran away. Don't look at it as just a mid-level cultivation of the yellow level, but this kid's speed is not inferior to the peak, and after a while, the person will disappear.
In fact, no matter how fast they ran, as long as Su Qiubai wanted to stop them, they couldn't run away. But Su Qiubai was embarrassed to embarrass Gao Feng, and even more embarrassed to target Lu Haibo, who was a junior, so in the end, he could only let these two escape.
"Whoa!" The sound of the clash of branches and leaves sounded, and Wu Youcai came out of the holly. When he looked up, Su Qiubai himself was left on the street, and he was suddenly afraid: "Master, I also have something to do at home......
"Stand there for me!" Su Qiubai drank coldly, Wu Youcai's voice suddenly stopped abruptly, and the fat face couldn't help twitching, and he was frightened at first glance.
Although he looked frightened, how could Su Qiubai believe it...... This little fat man doesn't look like a pig, but there are too many eyes, which means that he doesn't have hair, if he has hair, it's not a pig, it's a monkey.
"That's a lot of fun, isn't it?" Su Qiubai's eyes were gloomy, especially those two eyes, the cold light inside was constantly sweeping, looking like a hungry wolf.
Wu Youcai was so frightened that his legs began to tremble, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "Master, I didn't say anything?" It's all about Uncle Gao, and it's Lu Haibo. That kid is so bad that he dares to talk about you, Master, I look like a heinous traitor. According to me, such a person should be taught a hard lesson. ”
Looking at the little fat man's indignant appearance, Su Qiubai was almost amused, but he still had that gloomy expression on his face, and asked, "Really?" So how am I going to teach him? ”
"That's easy!" Wu Youcai stiffened his big belly and shouted: "It's too heavy to expel from the division, in my opinion, let him cook for us for a month." ”
As soon as these words came out, Su Qiubai was immediately speechless, looked up and down at Wu Youcai, especially this kid's stomach, he looked at it a few more times, and finally asked helplessly: "I just want to know what, what else do you know in your mind besides eating?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Wu Youcai's face suddenly collapsed: "Master, eating is just one of my advantages, in fact, my biggest advantage is that I have a smart brain." ”
"yes!" Su Qiubai smiled, looked Wu Youcai up and down, and suddenly stretched out his hand.
"Master, you ...... Oh my god, why did you fly? Wu Youcai's exclamation suddenly turned into a scream again.
Su Qiubai didn't pay attention to him, grabbed him and stepped on the Xuanyuan Sword, and then rose to the sky, and flew over the villa that he loved.
At first, Wu Youcai kept screaming, but as the giant sword flew, a shocked expression appeared on his face, and he asked, "Master, is this what you want to teach me?" ”
"It needs to be verified."
"What are you verifying?"
"Prove if you're smart enough to comprehend what I've passed on to you."
"Master, you can rest assured, although my Wu fat man is not good-looking, he is definitely the smartest person in this Jianghai." Wu Youcai's face was full of confidence.
But after finishing speaking, he felt that his words were a bit big, and hurriedly changed his words: "Master, with you, I am the second smartest person at most." ”
"Stop shooting the horses." Su Qiubai snorted coldly, grabbed Wu Youcai and landed in the courtyard of the villa.
"Wow, Master, you actually live in a big villa!" As soon as he fell to the ground, Wu Youcai slapped his ass loudly again.
"Smack!" Su Qiubai didn't say anything, and directly slapped him, and the fat man's head was dizzy.
It's good now, he can't speak, Su Qiubai finally lost his upset just now.
On the third floor of the villa, Lin Xiangxiang's figure suddenly appeared, looking at Su Qiubai and Wu Youcai in the courtyard, and couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Brother Su, didn't you come back just now?" When did you go out? ”
For Lin Xiangxiang, Su Qiubai still respects this woman, and it feels like a sister at home. And he can also feel that Lin Xiangxiang's attitude towards him is also very affectionate, and he should really regard him as a younger brother.
His character, whoever is good to him, he is good to whom! A man respects a foot, and he will return it.
So after listening to Lin Xiangxiang's inquiry, he immediately replied with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I just went out too." Is Big Brother Gao back? ”
"Hmm!" Lin Xiangxiang nodded, then looked at Wu Youcai and smiled: "Brother Xu, is this your newly recruited apprentice?" It looks so good. ”
When Su Qiubai heard this, he immediately smiled, turned his head to look at Wu Youcai, who was still rolling his eyes, and slapped it again: "What are you doing?" Don't say hello when you see your elders? ”
His slap was not a beating, but he used the power of his heart to wake up Wu Youcai.
Wu Youcai opened his eyes and was stunned: "Master, is this the master?" ”
"Do you want to die?" Su Qiubai didn't answer, but asked gloomily.
Wu Youcai was excited, but then the dot collapsed: "Master, you only said that Zhao Qianang was supplied, and you didn't tell me who such a beautiful elder is?" ”
This guy just knows how to say, as soon as they met, he slapped Lin Xiangxiang on the back.
Everyone listens carefully to other people's flattery, and even if they know it's fake, they still enjoy it. Even Lin Xiangxiang, who cultivated to the peak, was not exempt from this vulgarity, and said with a smile: "Little fat man, see if you can speak well, and call me my aunt in the future." ”
"Hello Auntie!" As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly bent down and asked the mark, and my attitude was called sincerity.
Su Qiubai knew that this kid liked to be funny, and he didn't get angry, but he just said to Lin Xiangxiang: "Sister-in-law, you can rest first, I brought him to test before entering the school." ”
"Then you're busy!" Although Lin Xiangxiang didn't know how to verify it, as a person sent by the Guwu Sect, he naturally understood that everyone had secrets, so he didn't ask much, said hello with a smile, and turned around and went back to the room.
Seeing no one else come out, Su Qiubai knew that Zhou Xin had already rested, grabbed Wu Youcai, and went directly to his room on the second floor.
When he arrived in the room, he let go of Wu Youcai's arm.
Because his speed was a little fast, Wu Youcai's brain was a little dizzy, and he finally calmed down, but then he was stupid: "Master, do you want me to be a monk?" ”
"What kind of monk?" Su Qiubai was a little unanswered.
Hearing that this was not the case, Wu Youcai immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but then pointed to the futon on the ground and asked, "Then why are you doing this?" Isn't this just for monks? ”
"Shut up!" Su Qiubai frowned, then took the "Dao Law Heart Sutra" he had written down on the table, threw it to Wu Youcai with a "pop" sound, and shouted: "Give you two days to remember the above words." If you can't do it, you will be expelled from the division. ”