In the house where Zhou Lu and Mo Yan lived, the two of them were sitting at a small round table facing each other eating dinner, and there was no verbal communication between them, it was not that Zhou Lu didn't want to say something to liven up the atmosphere, but the scene of 'breaking the girl's masturbation' just now made him feel a little embarrassed, especially the girl's indifferent face exuding 'If you dare to talk to me, you will be flattened!' The atmosphere made him sit on a needle mat.

Zhou Lu is not an iron man, he was attacked by Mo Yan's teacup before, he was tied with a few circles of gauze on his forehead at this time, fortunately, in this world, the wound medicine has a significant effect, as soon as the medicinal wine is applied to the wound, the bleeding will be quickly stopped, Zhou Lu believes that the wound on his forehead will heal in less than three days, fortunately, Mo Yan spoke first and let him breathe a sigh of relief: "Remember to knock on the door next time you enter my room, if this happens, it will not be as simple as a flowering head, and ......"

Looking at Zhou Lu with a cold face, Mo Yan didn't hurt others at all and showed any guilt, looking at the gauze wrapped around Zhou Lu's forehead, he said coldly: "Does your forehead hurt?" ”

"Hmm...... It hurts. "Zhou Lu didn't do it like the male protagonist in the Hou [Beep] Palace anime, when the heroine asked if he was in pain, he forced his body and said that it didn't hurt, and told Mo Yan the truth, but fortunately, he also saw that the other party had reduced a lot of force when he threw the teacup, otherwise it would not be an injury that could be finished by applying a little medicinal wine, but he needed to lie on the bed for a while.

"It's just a lesson." Mo Yan didn't feel pity for Zhou Lu because he was very painful, in her opinion, this guy was purely okay to find trouble for himself, and Zhou Lu seemed to feel that the atmosphere between the two had eased, and swallowed a few mouthfuls of food in his mouth, and then asked cautiously: "Let me ask a question...... What were you doing in bed? ”

'Click' Mo Yan lowered his head, and the bangs on his forehead completely covered the love in his eyes. And the chopsticks held in his right hand also unconsciously pinched it, at this time Zhou Lu knew that this question touched the other party's brows, and couldn't help but smile awkwardly and said: "If you don't want to say it, it doesn't matter, I will act as if I didn't see anything." ”

"Nothing to be embarrassed to say." Mo Yan brushed the hair on the back of his head, his face was a little ruddy, but he said flatly: "Today I will go shopping with Estes, because she told me that if I rub and massage my breasts often, it can help the development of my breasts." So the scene you just saw is just my attempt to verify the reality of this method, not that I am too lonely to have a bad behavior. ”

"I see, Estes's boobs do make many girls care." After listening to Mo Yan's explanation, Zhou Lu's face was also a little ruddy, and in order to hide his speed, he sped up his meal, and then said softly as if he had thought of something: "Indeed, as Estes said, women's breasts can promote development after a long time of kneading, but it has no effect for women to rub them themselves." It has to be done by a man. ”

'Whoosh' The sound that can only be caused by the rapid friction of the air, Zhou Lu dripped a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, and his eyes looked at the chopsticks close at hand in front of him with difficulty, only to see Mo Yan standing up and leaning forward with his left hand propped up on the table, holding a chopstick in his right hand to reach him at a very fast speed, and swallowed his saliva as Zhou Lu's neck squirmed, and said softly: "Although I hope this is just my illusion, I always feel that you have bad intentions in saying this." If you want to knead a large herd of cows in the cattle farm, you can knead enough, so you don't just change jobs and go to work in the cattle farm. ”

"No, no, no! That was not what I meant. I'm just telling you about it from a scientific point of view, it is said that men have a very unique hormone in their body, and this hormone stimulates the hormones in women's breasts when they have sex with women, especially when they rub their breasts with their hands, so that they can speed up the secretion of hormones at the same time. It can also have the effect of breast enlargement, but I don't know much about whether it is effective or not. ”

Seeing that Zhou Lu's serious expression was actually talking nonsense, Mo Yan was speechless, although she didn't know if this method was effective, but she would never let other men try it. And regardless of whether what Zhou Lu said was his hearsay or not, just letting other men rub their chests Mo Yan couldn't bear it.

"Oh yes~ I don't know if you've ever heard of the profession of a milkman?" As soon as he heard the name Mo Yan felt a strong obscene aura hit the profession, Mo Yan subconsciously shook his head, and at the same time looked at Zhou Lu with a pair of dead fish eyes, thinking about how he could make it up, who knew that Zhou Lu's next words were really like that.

"Milkkneader, as the name suggests, is a profession dedicated to kneading milk for women, but you don't underestimate this profession, it is said that if you get the first-class milkkneader certificate issued by the world, then it is not impossible to earn tens of thousands of yuan or even 100,000 yuan a month."

When Zhou Lu said this, Mo Yan hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt his words, and said loudly in disbelief: "Stop, stop!" In other words, this kind of envy is ...... Oh no! It's a professional country that makes people feel obscene, and the country actually issues certificates, you are not mistaken! If this milk-kneading nurse is rubbing a woman's breasts, the other party's husband shows up, then it's okay, won't the two of them fight? ”

"So you're just a loner." Hearing Mo Yan's rebuttal, Zhou Lu raised his right index finger and shook it left and right, with an expression of 'girl~ you are too sweet', and then said with an expression of an under-beaten expert: "Under the premise of working, the kneader must be recognized by the other party's family, and this profession must also be male, and the heart must also have the ability of Megumi Yanagi to sit still, and don't look at this profession actually taking advantage of women, in fact, this profession is very difficult." ”

"The male skills of this profession must be passed, and one of the most important points is that the milkman must not let the woman feel any of the unique feelings when a man and woman have a relationship when rubbing a woman's breasts, but to make the woman feel fresh and elegant and comfortable, to make them feel a sense of reassurance, and when the woman is under psychological pressure caused by work, she must also use special skills to relax and calm down when kneading."

"And don't think that the kneader is qualified just to do this, he must also change according to the different methods of the situation, after the woman gives birth to the milk can not be provided temporarily, the kneading nurse must use his own technology to make it quickly produce milk, when the woman feels too much psychological pressure to relax, when the woman comes to menstruation grumpy, the profession of the kneading nurse is the top priority, so ......"

"The work of a milkkneader is not only to help women with breast enlargement, he also plays a lot of roles, so don't have a sense of discrimination against this profession because of the name, in my opinion, the brilliance of the profession of milkkneader is greater than that of people's teachers."

When Zhou Lu said this, Mo Yan had grown up and was speechless, and in his heart, he felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping by, Zhou Lu's student-like expression made her feel that she was really too naïve, and she couldn't imagine that even such a profession with an obscene name would involve so many levels.

Putting his right hand on his chin and closing his mouth in a funny gesture, Mo Yan coughed twice and said with a slightly red face: "Then you said so much, so how do you get the first-class milkkneader qualification certificate issued by the state?" ”

"Well, that's a good question." Zhou Lu nodded, with an expression that could understand you asking this question, and said: "First of all, the first point is the most important, that is, the heart, no matter how superb the skill is, but if the heart is not able to pass this point, it will never be recognized by the state, and the heart is the skill, in the milkkneading industry, the skill of kneading milk is divided into 16 styles, and only by fully mastering these 16 styles can you get the first-class certificate issued by the state." ”

"Wait a minute." This time it was Mo Yan's turn to sweat on his forehead, rubbed his eyelids, and said in a somewhat unacceptable tone: "There are 16 ways to rub your chest, are you kidding?" By the way, the profession you're talking about isn't just teasing me, right? Actually, there is no such profession at all, right? ”

"No, although I have many shortcomings as a person, never lying is my biggest flaw and strength." Kuo shamelessly said that he was an honest man, and Zhou Lu's next words completely made Mo Yan speechless: "Although I don't know any of these 16 styles, I have heard the name, and it is said that the smaller the number of moves, the greater the ability, and I heard that even gynecological diseases can be treated." ”

Type 0: Fengbao flowering prevention kneading

Type 1: Kneading the Frost Dance

Type 2: Fierce hole friction kneading

Type 3: Break the yellow wheel and knead

Type 4: Cannon light bullet gas kneading

Type 5: Innate electro-light kneading

Pose 6: Moon Shadow Back Empty Kneading

Type 7: Chrysanthemum white picking flowers and kneading

Type 8: Tiger teeth and breasts are kneaded with fingers

Type 9: Eight Formations of Evil Heavenly Kneading

Type 10: cavity air shock wave kneading

Pose 11: Two-finger dot rubbing

Type 12: Round and wind-turned

Type 13: Kneading the truth with the letter

Type 14: Reflexive kneading of the mirror

Type 15: Picking and kneading the silk light array

“OK！ That's all I know of the 16 moves, I don't know if anyone has created other moves. When Zhou Lu read out a bunch of very obscene moves with an affirmative expression, Mo Yan didn't bother to pay attention to him, got up and returned to his room after eating dinner quickly, closed the door with a bang, and shouted loudly to Zhou Lu outside the door in the room: "I don't know anything, I don't know anything!" I didn't hear anything either! Mom and Dad, this world is so terrifying! ”

"Eh~ It's still too naïve." Sighing, Zhou Lu also quickly settled his dinner, then got up and took the dishes to clean, after cleaning the dishes, he returned to the room to change his clothes, he had something to handle tonight, and shouted to the inside as usual when he passed by Mo Yan's room: "I have something to go out tonight, I will probably come back later." ”

After leaving home, Zhou Lu walked to the rented bookstore he had only visited this morning, and then walked in the direction of the outskirts of the imperial capital under the leadership of Lubbock, who was waiting there. (To be continued......)