When the fat man heard the waiter's words, he blushed and smiled: "Yes! The ladies of your hotel have all given me a bag, and they want me to wait a few more days, I'm waiting! Since I can't find Miss, I'll find a girlfriend to solve the problem. ”

The waiter, of course, knew that the fat man might be looking for some 'pheasants'. It's just that he didn't say anything.

"Haha, good! Yes, your girlfriend is so beautiful, what else are you looking for! Are you going to open a room! Please come with me! The waiter took the fat man to a room on the third floor, asked him to pay for it, and gave him the key.

"Thank you!" The fat man happily hugged his 'girlfriend' with the key and went to the room.

After closing the door, the fat man couldn't wait to hug his 'girlfriend' and go to bed.

After the two of them had a rainy day, the fat man gave the young lady two hundred yuan.

After finishing the work, the fat man asked the young lady: "Hey, miss, your skills are really good!" Can you serve me again in the future? "The fat man feels that this 'young lady' is really unusual, and the kung fu in bed is really good, which makes the fat man feel fluttering.

"Okay! You remember my mobile phone number and can always call me if you need it. The young lady also gave her mobile phone number to the fat man, and she is willing to serve him in the future!

The fat man is very proud now, thinking that he really has both wealth and good fortune today! Some people are willing to give money, and there are beautiful women who are willing to sleep with themselves, which can really be described as both wealth and sex!

The more the fat man thought about it, the happier he became, and he chatted with the beautiful woman for a while, feeling that it was already very late. He's going back to the company! So I left the hotel and went back to the company's dormitory. Arrived at the dormitory. The fat man happily hummed a pop song as if he had won the jackpot.

The thin man looked at the fat man's face with a spring breeze. asked curiously: "Fat brother, what's wrong, I won the jackpot, why are you so happy!" ”

The fat man smiled mysteriously and said, "What is it to win the jackpot!" I handed over the peach blossom luck and met a big beauty! ”

"Damn! Don't brag, what other beautiful women can you know! The thin man didn't believe the fat man's words, and thought he was bragging!

"Don't believe it, you see what it is." The fat man took out his mobile phone and clicked on the photo album inside to show the thin man!

It turned out that the fat man was getting along with that beautiful woman. also secretly took a few photos of the beauty. Show it off in front of your colleagues now!

"Damn! It's really beautiful! Fatty, you're out of shit luck! How can you meet such a beautiful girlfriend! You say, you deserve that little bit! When you two are together, it's like a flower in a cow—"

"Boy, if you dare to speak, I'll beat you." As soon as the fat man heard that the thin man was going to laugh at himself, he blocked the thin man's mouth.

"Ah, well, I don't laugh at you. When the two of you are together, it is like a flower stuck in the mouth of a cow. The thin man didn't dare to say that a flower was inserted in the cow's dung, so he had to change his mouth to say that it was a flower in the cow's mouth.

"Skinny! Isn't that a blessing for me? You kid don't hurry up and find a beautiful woman! "The fat man was very proud. I still wonder, does that beauty have a crush on herself, maybe she will marry him!

"Hey. I'm not as good as you! It seems that my whole life. I can only find an ordinary-looking girlfriend! ”

The thin man had also known a girl before. But he suspected that his parents were ugly, so he broke up with them.

Now that the fat man has met such a big beauty, he is really a little jealous.

"Thin man, give me a treat, if I meet a big beauty again that day, I will introduce it to you, okay!" The fat man also wants to take the opportunity to let the thin man treat himself!

"Okay, that day, I will also invite you to dinner, and you can also find me a beautiful woman as a girlfriend!" The thin man really wants the fat man to help him and find him a beautiful woman!

The two chatted in the dormitory, and the others looked at the two of them, and they didn't understand what they were talking about!

The fat man and the thin man chatted for a while, and when they saw that the other colleagues were sleeping, they didn't want to disturb anyone else, so they went to bed.

After the fat man fell asleep, he soon had another strange dream.

He first dreamed that he was with that beauty again, and the two of them lingered for a while, and the fat man hugged the beauty, and talked and chatted with the beauty!

But I don't know what's going on, the beautiful woman suddenly turned into a terrifying monster, her black hair also turned golden, and her originally beautiful face became very terrifying.

And this monster, now suddenly pinching the fat man's fat man, opened his mouth, revealing two sharp and long sharp fangs, and was about to bite the fat man's neck!

When the fat man saw it, he screamed in fright and jumped out of bed.

But at this time, it was already dawn, and the colleagues in the dormitory were frightened by the fat man's behavior. They all stared at the fat man.

"Fatty, what are you doing! I was bitten on the ass by a wolf. "The thin man and the fat man are sleeping together, and they are asleep! Now the fat man woke up.

Only then did the fat man know that he had a nightmare just now, and it was not true.

"Ahh It turned out to be a dream! Scared the hell out of me. The fat man looked at the thin man and said this. What's the matter, fat man, what a nightmare! The thin man looked at the fat man in bewilderment.

"Damn! At first, I dreamed of a beautiful woman, but after a while, the beautiful woman turned into a terrible monster, and she opened her mouth wide and wanted to bite me! As soon as I was scared, I cried out. ”

The fat man told the thin man about the scene in his dream.

"Ah, so, your girlfriend is a monster! Fatty, you better not see her. The thin man listened to the dream that the fat man said, and played a joke with him.

"Damn! What nonsense are you talking about! Can there be a youkai in reality? The fat man looked at the thin man in disbelief. Don't say that, it's because you haven't encountered it, and when you do, you know that in reality, there are monsters. "The thin man deliberately scares the fat man.

"Hmph, what's wrong with it, just with my figure. Can I still be afraid of youkai! The fat man got up from the bed absently and stood on the floor.

"Yikes. Fatty, I think you've lost some weight! Didn't you let the goblin suck up all the essence in your dream? The thin man looked at the fat man. I feel like the fat man has lost some weight, not as fat as he looked yesterday.

"Damn, what nonsense are you talking about! I slept with my girlfriend and became thin, how is this possible! The fat man was still a little unconvinced.

"Damn, if you don't believe me, go to the mirror and take a look! Isn't your fat face getting a little smaller! The thin man looked at the fat man carefully for a while, and he really felt that the fat man had lost some weight, so he had to let the fat man take a look in front of the mirror!

The fat man listened. Curious, I walked to a large mirror in the dormitory.

When he looked at it, he really felt that he had lost some weight! Yesterday it was a big fat face, but today it seems to be a small circle of meat!

"Hey, damn it, this is really effective for weight loss! Looks like I'm going to have to sleep with my girlfriend! The fat man looked carefully at his previous fat face in front of the mirror, and felt that he had lost some weight, which made him very happy!

Because. The fat man used to think he was fat, and he wanted to lose weight! But he is greedy and doesn't like sports, so. The weight loss plan has been in vain again and again, and it has never been successful.

But this time, he actually slept with his 'girlfriend'. I quickly lost weight. It's the best of both worlds!

"Haha, I really didn't expect it. I can sleep with my girlfriend and get thinner! It's just wonderful. And so on. If I sleep with my girlfriend a few more times, I can become a handsome guy with a normal body! ”

The more the fat man thought about it, the happier he became, and he felt that he had really met a superb beauty this time, not only could he sleep with him, but also helped him lose weight!

"Damn! Fat brother, it seems that your girlfriend can only be suitable for you! If I slept with me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to lose weight overnight! "When the thin man saw that the fat man was such a fat person, he only slept with the beautiful woman for one night, and he quickly became thinner. If I slept with that beauty all night, I wouldn't be thin!

"That is, with your body, how can you sleep with beautiful women! You're going to have to exercise more in the future! That beautiful woman is willing to marry a skinny monkey like you! There is no meat on her body, and that beauty dares to sleep with you! ”

The fat man looked at his already thin face, and felt very proud.

"Hey, fat brother, is there a beautiful woman who can make a man fat! It would be great if you could find me a beautiful woman like that! After I slept with her, I quickly became a fat man! I envy obese people! ”

The thin man always felt that he was too thin, so he wanted to make himself fatter, but no matter how he ate and ate meat, he just wouldn't get fat. has always been such a thin and small figure, and now it is only more than eighty pounds.

"Okay, if I meet that beautiful woman again that day, I'll ask her. Let's see if she can introduce you to a beautiful woman who can make you fat! The fat man also thought, since this beauty can make him a fat man, isn't it possible for her to find a beautiful woman to sleep with the thin man, and she can also make the thin man fat!

"Okay, then thank you fat brother first, I'll wait, you introduce me to a beautiful woman who can make me fat! In this way, in the future, both of us can become normal! ”

The two got up while talking, then went to the company's restaurant for breakfast and went to work together.

And so, another day passed, and when he got up the next morning, the thin man saw that the fat man seemed to have lost some weight, so he said to the fat man, "Fat brother, you seem to have lost weight again!" ”

"Ah, how is that possible! Am I really skinny again! The fat man was quite happy, and he walked to the mirror again to look at his image. He saw that his face and body were really thinner than yesterday.

"Haha, that's good, in a few days, I can be like a normal person!" The fat man is still very happy, and he wants to become like a normal person immediately!

"Yes! Fatty, you're all right now! Soon it will be in the ranks of normal people! But I'm still so thin! When will you become a person who is neither fat nor thin! "The thin man really envies the fat man!

"Skinny, it's okay, I'll go to my girlfriend tomorrow and ask her if there's a way to make you fat." The fat man hasn't seen his beloved 'girlfriend' in the past two days, and he's really a little itchy!

"Okay, remember to ask me tomorrow, ah!" The thin man is still counting on the fat man. You can also find him a girlfriend who can make him fat!

"Okay, don't worry! We're good buddies both. I've become a normal person, and I can't forget you! It's just that you promised to give me a treat. Don't talk and don't talk! The fat man is still counting on the fact that after the thin man becomes a normal person, he will treat him to a treat!

"Don't worry! Fat brother, I will definitely treat you, just go to the Chunfeng Hotel, and the two of us will have a big meal together and play Miss. Isn't it good! "The thin man looked at the fat man and joked with the fat man!

"Haha, good! We'll be like the rest of the security guards in no time! I'll never let others laugh at you again! "Both the fat man and the thin man are happy in their hearts now. To know. The two of them, one fat and the other thin, have always been the more alternative among these security guards, and those security guards will laugh at them both from time to time! In particular, they often don't call the two of them by their names, just call them fat and thin, which makes the two of them feel a little uncomfortable.

The next day, after the fat man got up, he secretly called his 'girlfriend' and wanted to ask her to play again!

But when he got through the phone. The other party's answer almost made him give away his mobile phone.

At that time, the fat man asked: "Hey! Is it you! ”

The phone was quickly answered, and it was an old man's voice: "Hey, I'm not a beauty. I'm from the crematorium, what's the matter with you! ”

When the fat man heard the other party's words, he was stunned for a moment. I didn't speak for a long time, and I felt a chill down my spine.

"Hey! Why don't you speak. What's the matter with you! The other party saw that the fat man didn't speak, so he asked again.

The fat man didn't say anything. He turned off his phone all at once.

"Damn! How so, what the hell is going on! Did I press the wrong number? The fat man thought, he must have pressed the wrong number, otherwise, how could he have hit the crematorium! The fat man thought as he opened the address book on his phone again, and he looked at the phone number left for him by his 'girlfriend' again.

But after reading it, he felt that he had not dialed the wrong number, it was still the same number.

"Damn! What's going on! Could it be that the girl works in a crematorium! How is this possible! There's a beautiful woman who goes to work in the crematorium! How is this possible, is it simply impossible! ”

The fat man was completely stupid now, he looked at his mobile phone, and he didn't react for a long time. It's just that his face has become very pale.

The thin man also got up at this time, and when he saw the fat man's face, he asked very puzzledly: "Fat man, what's wrong with you, your face is so ugly!" You haven't seen your girlfriend in a few days, are you going to see her today! ”

"See! I never want to see her again. "The fat man was so angry that he threw his phone on the bed.

"Haha, it's been boarded by someone! I'll just say it! You don't look at what you look like, such a beautiful woman, is she willing to follow you! ”

When the thin man looked at the fat man's expression, he felt that his girlfriend must have wanted to break up with him. What's the matter, how can such a beautiful girl fall in love with a guy like a fat man who is not handsome and has no money!

"Break up! his grandma, that woman is not human at all, she's a ghost! The fat man thought about it, and felt that this thing was too strange, and the woman he met was afraid that she was not a person, but was likely to be a ghost.

"Hey, fat man, how can you do this! Even if someone breaks up with you, you can't make personal attacks on them! The thin man didn't know about the fat man's phone call just now, he just thought that the fat man was talking about some angry words, not the real situation.

"Damn! What I'm talking about is the real situation, the phone number given to me by the beautiful woman, I just called, and the other party turned out to be from the crematorium! You say it's not a fucking evil door! The fat man told the thin man about the phone call he had just made.

When the thin man heard this, he was also surprised.

"Ah, that's true! Damn, fatty, you're a ghost! The thin man was also taken aback when he heard the fat man's words, and he didn't expect that the fat man could encounter such a strange thing.

"Yes! What the fuck is going to do! Will that female ghost come to me? When the fat man heard the thin man's words, he was also very frightened.

"Fatty, it's okay, as long as you delete the phone number in your phone now, there should be nothing wrong." The thin man listened to the fat man's words and comforted him!

"Yes! I quickly deleted this obscure number. After the fat man finished speaking, he immediately deleted the mobile phone number of the beautiful woman in the mobile phone.

"Fatty. You seem to have lost weight again today! The thin man looked at the fat man and felt that he had made another lap!

"Yes! Let me see again! The fat man listened to the thin man. I quickly walked to the mirror again and looked at it.

"Damn, I'm really losing weight again! His grandmother's. Won't I keep losing weight? "The fat man doesn't want to lose weight anymore, he's afraid that he will keep losing weight like this!

"Hey! Fat brother, you don't have to worry about this. Are you still very fat! It doesn't matter how thin it is! Maybe, when you lose weight like me, you won't be any more skinny. ”

The thin man doesn't worry about the fat man, because the fat man is thinner now, but compared to him, an authentic thin man, he is still a fat man!

"Alright. I hope I won't lose weight again tomorrow! The fat man was a little worried, but it had already happened, and he couldn't do anything about it.

The fat man said and went to work with the thin man. Since the two are on duty in different places, they can also go to chat together when they go to work.

Now the two of them came to the place where the fat man went to work first.

The fat man works as a security guard, and he doesn't have anything to do at work, just standing at the gate and someone enters the company. He just asked.

The fat man is fine, so he plays with his mobile phone again!

Inadvertently, the fat man opened the address book again. At a glance, he saw the phone number he had just deleted. That's the phone number of that beautiful woman. He had just deleted it, but now the number is in the address book!

"! It's really evil! Thin man, I just deleted the female ghost's mobile phone number! But now this number is in my phone address book again! The fat man said as he held his phone and showed it to the thin man.

After the thin man looked at it. Also surprised, you know. Just now he also watched the fat man delete the girl's mobile phone number! But now that number has appeared in the fat man's mobile phone address book again!

", did you just delete it wrong! Didn't you delete someone else's number? "The thin man didn't believe in such a strange thing. I think it was the fat man who deleted the wrong number just now.

"Impossible! I obviously deleted this girl's number! The fat man thought about it and felt that he had not deleted the wrong number, that is, the number of the girl who had been deleted. But now this number has appeared in the fat man's mobile phone address book again.

"Hey, don't say it, you just need to delete her again." The thin man thought, whether you deleted it by mistake or not, you can just delete it again.

"Okay, I'll delete her again and see if she will come out." The fat man said and deleted the number again.

"Okay, let's see if the number will come out later." After the fat man finished deleting the number, he put the phone on the table and looked at the phone.

After a while, the fat man turned on the phone again.

But when he looked at the address book, he was stunned again, that number was still in the address book of his mobile phone, no matter how he deleted it, he couldn't delete it.

"Damn! Thin man, what a ghost! This number can't be deleted at all! The fat man showed the phone to the thin man again.

The thin man saw that it was really like this, the number was still in the fat man's mobile phone address book, as if he had not deleted it at all.

"Hey, fatty, could it be that your phone is broken! Sometimes if the phone is broken, of course, it may not be able to delete the contents of it! The thin man still wondered if the fat man's mobile phone was broken! Because, when the phone is broken, this strange situation can also occur!

"Damn! Impossible! I'm a new phone! Or do you help me pick a good quality phone! How can it be broken! The fat man looked at his phone, and he didn't believe that there was any quality problem with his newly bought phone.

"Fatty, don't say that, even if it's a new phone, there may be quality problems! This has little to do with whether it is a new purchase or not, you might as well delete a different phone number and try it! If you can delete it, it means that there is no problem with your phone, and if you can't delete it, it means that you really hit a ghost! ”

The thin man thought of a way to verify whether the fat man's mobile phone had any quality problems. (To be continued......)