"High-fives as an oath were a strict form of agreement in ancient times. If you break the contract, you will face God's punishment and spurned by everyone. Zhou Yan smiled faintly and said, "I don't have the courage to break the contract!" ”

"I've already given you a chance, when the time comes, you can't blame me when you lie on the ground and learn to bark!"

Seeing that Zhou Yan was so tough, Gou Bu also had a temper and said.

"Hey......"

Shi Fencai sighed and said, "Okay, then I'll be your witness." ”

……

Time flies quickly, and the second session of the college entrance examination has started again.

This one is about math.

Mathematics has always been Zhou Yan's most troublesome subject, not only with countless formulas to memorize, but also countless problem-solving ideas and methods to master.

When the exam bell rang, Zhou Yan thought silently: "Universal Scene Converter, change this exam to the mathematics test questions of the first grade of primary school." ”

“ok！”

The voice of the universal scene converter is still so mechanical, but at this moment, it is so pleasant to listen to in Zhou Yan's ears.

Zhou Yan looked down at the test paper and almost burst out with joy.

Question 1: Excuse me, 1+1=?

Here are three alternatives: A3B2C1

Such a simple question, Mo said that Zhou Yan is a high school student, even if he is only an upper elementary school student, he can make it lightly.

The answer, of course, is B.

Question 2: Excuse me, 1-1=?

Answer option: A3B2C0

Zhou Yan decisively chose C.

……

Although the number of these questions is as large as the number of exam papers in front of other students, the questions are so simple that there are no practical questions. This time, it took Zhou Yan less than twenty minutes to completely complete this set of questions.

The old rule, keep sleeping.

The invigilators were still Mr. Liu and Mr. Zhang, they glanced at each other and said in a low voice, "God! He's done again...... Don't know if the answer is correct? ”

Teacher Liu nodded and said, "Although the other students haven't even finished the multiple-choice questions yet, how can a genius use ordinary methods to judge them?" After a while, let's go and look at his exam papers! ”

At this time, the vast majority of the candidates noticed that Zhou Yan was asleep again, and various expressions appeared on their faces.

Shi Fencai: "The boss is too handsome!" He actually started to sleep again - he literally thought of the exam room as a hotel! ”

A sneer appeared on Gou Buli's face: "It seems that I am too careful-just he started sleeping in less than twenty minutes like this, I'm afraid he just filled in a few answers on the machine-readable card." Mouse is rat, I was worried about ...... before"

What to worry about?

Gou Bu ignored and didn't know that compared with Zhou Yan's academic performance, he would not have lost this bet no matter what, but since he made a bet with Zhou Yan at noon, he has been inexplicably afraid in his heart.

Candidate A: "Hahaha! This guy actually started to sleep again, so my chances of being admitted to the college entrance examination are one more point great......"

Although the college entrance examination is a single-plank bridge, Zhou Yan gave up the exam directly, which is also a good thing for a student like him who has good grades and can go up and down.

At the very least, there will be a psychological thrill of feeling that one less person is a potential opponent.

Candidate B: "Handsome, he can't be already a college student in school, and he deliberately spent money to buy a college entrance examination quota for B, right?" ”

This is indeed possible, and there was such a strategy on the Internet some time ago.

After the college student walked to the door of the examination room and was expelled by the security guard by pretending not to bring the admission ticket, he shouted angrily: "Isn't it the college entrance examination?" Brother doesn't take the test! ”

Zhou Yan's current behavior, if it is really as guessed by candidate B, it is even more pretending to be * to the limit!

Candidate C: "Brain-dead ......"

……

Like Chinese, Zhou Yan was still awakened by the voice prompt ten minutes before the end of the exam.

Clapping his hands, he swaggered out of the examination room, leaving the other candidates in the room stunned.

At this time, it is very appropriate to paraphrase a poem by Mr. Xu Zhimo-

"Gently I go,

As I come gently;

I beckoned gently,

Be the clouds of the western heavens.

……

Quietly I'm gone,

As I came quietly;

I waved my sleeves,

Do not take away a single cloud. ”

(In order not to be perceived as a word count, only the opening paragraph and the last paragraph are excerpted.) ）

"Cow!"

A candidate.

"True gods too!"

A candidate.

"Silly*!"

Ignoring this thought, the original panic in his heart was swept away.

"Such a windy move, elegant without a trace of clouds, it is estimated that only my eldest brother in the world can do it! It's just that the big brother was miserable on the day the list was released......"

Shi Fencai became worried about Zhou Yan.

The two invigilators glanced at each other, and at the same time came to Zhou Yan's seat, and took a cursory look at his answer sheet and test papers, and couldn't help but show a frightened look in their eyes.

It's tough!

Not to mention the answer sheet, every small and big question on the B paper was completed by Zhou Yan.

Let's not talk about whether it's right or not, just this speed makes them admire!

I don't know what they would think if they understood that Zhou Yan was only doing math problems in the first grade of primary school so quickly?

They are all language teachers, but they can't tell if the answers to these questions are correct.

……

The next day, the first exam in the morning.

English.

This is one of the subjects that Zhou Yan hates the most, obviously the largest number of people in the world who speak Chinese, but he wants us Chinese people to learn the language of the barbarian land.

He believes that this is a provocation to the 5,000-year-old culture of Great China!

Therefore, except for a few simple words and sentence patterns, his knowledge of English is almost blank!

"Universal scene conversion system, change this test paper to the first year of junior high school......" suddenly remembered that he hadn't even listened carefully to the English of the first year of junior high school, Zhou Yan shook his head helplessly, and thought silently: "It would be nice if it could be changed to the English test questions learned in kindergarten!" ”

"As you wish."

With the sound of the mechanical electronic sound, a faint white light flashed on the exam paper, and it really became a test question for kindergarten English.

"Artifact!" Zhou Yan was so moved that he almost cried, and at this moment, his heart was full of gratitude to the universal scene converter: "Although I haven't learned much English, I will definitely get a full score for such a question!" ”

Question 1.

Excuse me: Which of the following is the lowercase of the letter A?

AbBaCc

At 0:01 second, Zhou Yan chose option B on the answer sheet.

Question 2.

Excuse me: Which of the following is the lowercase of the letter B?

AbBaCc

A, of course!

Question 3.

Excuse me: Which of the following is the lowercase of the letter C?

AbBaCc

……

Almost the entire set of questions on the test paper were like this, and it only took Zhou Yan about ten minutes to complete the answer sheet.

As is customary, sleep.

Seeing this scene, the two invigilators were used to it.

They looked at each other silently, nodded, and gently took off their coats and draped them over Zhou Yan......

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