85. The first time I took a man home for the holidays
A basin of cold water poured Siyuan and bounced up from the ground like a dying grass carp.
He had just received the Daigo empowerment, and his whole mental state was cute, and his brain was like a clogged sewer pipe, and everything was piled up together, and he couldn't remember it.
"Do you know what she is?"
But the fox didn't care about this, he pointed to the little mountain god next to him with an unknown face and asked Siyuan, his expression was stern, and his eyes were sharp.
"Huh? What did you say? ”
Siyuan's reaction now is as slow as an old Wang Ba, who is only an old man, this world is basically a slow-motion playback process for him, even if it is a simple sentence, he has to react for a long time, and even his voice has been stretched in a big circle.
The fox pinched his temples and looked embarrassed, he really forgot that Siyuan was a mortal body when he was empowered, and the intensity of this Daigo empowerment was indeed a bit large, but fortunately, the information was not to the point of hurting the pulse and damaging the brain, otherwise things would be really troublesome.
"Oh, my lord. You have wounded my lord. Dream Scale glanced at the fox with some complaint, and leaned in front of Siyuan to help him onto the sofa: "It's not that you don't know, how can his meridians withstand it." ”
"Blame me?"
The fox squinted his phoenix eyes, and the innate evil aura on his body erupted, and the whole person looked full of aura, and there was no kindness when he first came back.
"Okay, okay......" Dream Scale knew this guy's temper, so he didn't argue with him anymore, just poked a finger on the back of Siyuan's head, pursed his small mouth and began to swish inhale.
This is also amazing, being sucked by her like this, Siyuan's eyes began to return to normal, but dense words began to appear on Meng's face.
A spell from the heart method, the qi method to the release formula, a total of about 20,000 words, the fox transmitted a total of 33,227 spells to Siyuan throughout Penglai, if calculated according to the byte size of the computer, the fox transmitted a total of 332270000 trillion information to Siyuan within four seconds, which is 324482 G or 317 T.
With such a large amount of information, if it weren't for Siyuan's Wanling Card Protector, it would be placed in anyone, even if it was a person with a high IQ, it would directly burn out that small braincase that was not too big.
So Dream Scale extradited the superfluous indigestible information back to himself, leaving Siyuan with only about one hundred and twenty spells.
"When he needs it, I'll give it to him slowly." After Mengliang finished doing it, he said with emotion: "It's really hard for me to be a maid, and I want to be a maid, a scholar, and a bodyguard, I don't want to do it." ”
At this time, Siyuan was officially recovered, and he pinched his brain: "I just felt like a toilet bowl poking in my head." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." The fox waved his hand with a big grin: "You're all right." ”
Dream Scale rolled his eyes beside him and muttered, "I did my own sin, and I pretended to be nothing to do with myself." I really didn't expect my previous owner to be like this. ”
"Dream Scales."
The fox's voice made Dream Scale shudder, and Dream Scale suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." ”
The fox was very satisfied with Meng's answer, so he turned his head to look at Siyuan: "Do you know what is beside you?" ”
Siyuan was stunned, turned his head to look to the side, and then grabbed the pillow on the sofa: "Pillow." ”
The fox suddenly rolled his eyes, was choked and speechless for a long time, and pointed to the little mountain god who was squatting in the kitchen and studying his own cooking: "That." ”
"I picked up a little mountain god, she said she was going to come out to find someone, so I took her out." After speaking, Siyuan also added: "It's a four-legged snake." ”
"Four-legged snake?" The fox pretended to smile coldly: "You are pure." ”
"That'...... Not a four-legged snake, what is it? ”
"Mountains and rivers all have spirits. This thing is the spirit of mountains and rivers, which is transformed by the essence of heaven and earth, and does not enter reincarnation or enter the five elements. If you enter the water, you will be hidden, and if you go to the ground, you will not. ”
"But she runs on the ground every day...... Why didn't it disappear? ”
"How do you think she's going to be able to keep up with Dream Scales?"
"But isn't she all gone?"
"You were born to eat, you can walk at the age of three, is this also a spell?"
"I'm one and a half years old and can walk." Siyuan waved his hand to correct the fox's mistake: "It's true that I didn't speak until I was three years old, my parents thought I was dumb when I was a child, and my mother almost sold me because of this." ”
"Your parents are really superb." After the fox finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, and his tone changed sharply: "Am I telling you this?" ”
"I'm just suing you."
The fox looked at the little mountain god who was stuffing an egg into his mouth, and said faintly: "Eat her, and live forever." ”
Siyuan blinked his eyes, and suddenly laughed, a very obscene kind of laugh: "What you said is so obscene, she is so young, she can't mess around." ”
The fox was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became furious: "Indecent! Obscene! ”
"Hey...... I didn't say I ate her. After Siyuan finished speaking, he reacted: "You mean...... That kind of eating? Not the kind to eat? ”
"Talking to you is like playing the harp to a cow." The fox flicked his sleeves and got up: "Stay away from Lonely!" ”
"Wait, are you saying that if you braise her, anyone who eats this plate of braised pork will be immortal?"
"Yes."
"So that means she is the same as Tang Seng?"
"Do you want to eat it?"
"I don't want to eat...... Hey, don't you dare not be so heavy. Siyuan shook his head and sighed: "You people, you can't bear the kind of thing of cannibalism, and such a cute little girl, you want to eat people, do you still have a royal law?" ”
"It's good if you don't want to, if you eat her, she will return to the mountains, turn into an elf, and be reborn in a hundred years. But those who eat her are extremely miserable, although they are immortal, but they are not allowed to go down to the ground or near the river, and when they enter the river, they will set off monstrous waves, and they will sink into the bottomless abyss. For the rest of my life, I can only linger between the beds. The fox laughed: "Immortal, you can't go to the ground." It's fantastic. ”
This feeling...... Siyuan thinks it's too terrible, that kind of immortality that can't survive without dying, it's really a fairy to death, unless this person can get rid of gravity and keep floating in the sky, otherwise it's really miserable. And even if it's floating in the sky, it's really sad enough.
After speaking, Siyuan shook his head and sighed: "Anyway, no matter how you eat it, I'm not interested in her." Let's go, pack up and buy tickets to go home. ”
The fox's eyelids drooped: "For the sake of your sincerity, I will be merciful and reluctant to make it difficult." ”
"Are you going to fly over by yourself or in a car?"
"Bring the lonely car."
"If Qianru goes back, I won't drive, will you?"
The fox was stunned......
Two hours later, Siyuan and his party of four appeared in the ticket hall of the long-distance station, the fox was like a sunny boy carrying a travel bag and wearing a mask, standing quietly at the door of the ticket hall, with a graceful demeanor, but the dream scales and the little mountain god who were squatting in front of him and playing with a piece of chewing gum on the ground were really bad scenery, which made his forcing suddenly drop several levels......
After a while, Siyuan pinched four tickets and rushed over: "There are no bus tickets, only a few minibus tickets, it will take four or five hours on the road, so let's take a moment......"
The fox pulled out a ticket and walked ahead without saying a word, and his cool appearance made the eyes of the girls who passed by even wearing a mask.
"Hey...... Where to go, it's the exit over there! ”
The fox paused for a moment, but refused to look back for the sake of face, and went straight through the flow of people at the exit of the station......
"This guy ......"
"Pretend to be a trafficker." Dream Scales nodded heavily: "Don't look at it, the old master has been practicing this virtue for thousands of years." ”
Siyuan smiled dumbly: "Where did you learn the words......
"On TV, let's go, four-legged snake."
Xiaoshan God responded happily, grabbed Siyuan's backpack strap with one hand, held the dream scales with the other, and carried the little yellow schoolbag on her back.
In this way, Siyuan walked up from the entrance with two mentally handicapped beautiful girls who blew bubbles with saliva while walking. But when I walked in, the fox actually stood on a sign and stopped and stared, and seemed to be silently reciting the name of the place above it.
"Qingqiu, what are you doing?"
The fox didn't even look back, but just looked at the place names as usual, as if he wanted to memorize them and routes.
"That's where the town goes?"
"yes, a schematic diagram of the highway."
"Heh, there is no shortage of masters."
"What do you mean?"
"Forget it, don't bother to mention it again, let's go."
After getting on the car, the fox always looked weird, but Siyuan was embarrassed to ask anything, but the two fine little girls were jubilant, scurrying around in the carriage, very lively. It makes those passengers irritable and helpless.
Siyuan, but he didn't bother to ask the fox, anyway, he would say what he wanted to say, and if he didn't want to say it, he wouldn't say it, and he would be scolded if he didn't want to say it.
The car was very bumpy on the national highway, the fox and Siyuan began to close their eyes to recuperate, and the little mountain god also leaned on Siyuan's shoulder and fell asleep, the unique sweet fragrance of plants and trees on her body had a strong calming effect, so that Siyuan himself didn't know when he fell asleep.
Until a commotion in the car woke him up......
"Look at it, what kind of people are these!"
"yes, yes, that's weird!" ――
There will be less today, and I will make it up to you tomorrow. Today, the daughter-in-law of a relative's family gave birth to a son and is going to help...... In fact, I really hate this kind of occasion, there are so many people, it's messy, and I can't get any benefit from a tired day...... It's a huge torture for both body and mind. RS