"Which bastard wrote this report? Which newspaper publishes the newspaper? If you don't understand the situation, you will mess around, and will there be a little work ethic? You don't want to mess around, do you? ”

Wu Tian scolded regardless of his image, but he didn't expect that the object of the joke just now turned out to be himself. Wu Tian wants to be famous and wants to report, but he wants to appear in internationally renowned medical newspapers, so it's best to give him an interview. It's not this kind of street tabloid that he committed suicide.

Suicide by martyrdom? The reputation is also too stinky. Even if you change the topic 'The weather has been unusually hot recently, a pair of young men and women can't bear to jump into the lake and swim to cool down'. Wu Tian has always believed that people who commit suicide by martyrdom are the stupidest people in the world. I didn't expect that the protagonist of today's stupidity turned out to be himself. Can he not be angry?

Wu Tian stomped on the newspaper in confusion, and after a while, as if he thought of something, he suddenly bent down and picked up the newspaper, and looked at the report on it.

"It's a fucking headline, a full page of color books, what are they trying to do? To die? There's nothing to log in, is it? Is it good to carry forward the national spirit? Wu Tian was so angry that he couldn't wait to tear up this newspaper. But he knew that it was useless to tear up the one in his hand, and there were thousands of newspapers outside, and he couldn't tear them all up.

Because the color picture on the newspaper is very large, it is very clear. And because of the problem of the shooting angle, Chen Chen was still better, and only one back was photographed, but Wu Tian was miserable, and all the fronts were exposed. So it's no wonder that Fang Hua was so strict when he called before, because the picture is so clear, you can recognize him at a glance, so you can make a mosaic? Is this still not letting him go out? Is there any privacy? As for Chen Chen, Fang Hua has a lot of dealings with Chen Chen, and Jingyun is Chen Chen's best friend, so why can't he see who is behind the ship?

"No, I'll have to go to the newspaper office and find them." Wu Tian said angrily. "It's obviously a righteous and courageous act, but now it has turned into a martyrdom and suicide, isn't this pouring dirty water on me? Suicide by martyrdom? Lao Tzu hasn't lived enough! ”

"It's too late for you to go, this is the morning paper, it's already been sent to the various sales outlets and started selling, as far as I know, this is one of the most influential newspapers in the city, with a daily circulation of about 300,000 copies, can you stop it? All I can do now is look forward to the evening newspaper without you! Fang Hua looked at Wu Tian and said.

“……！”

"Wu Tian. What the hell happened between you and Chen Chen yesterday? Jingyun frowned slightly, looked at Wu Tian and asked. Compared with the content in the newspaper, she is more concerned about the safety of Wu Tian and Chen Chen, but now after seeing the safety, what she thinks of is to understand the truth of the facts. Is there any conflict between the two because of something?

"Don't mention it." Thinking of the many things that happened yesterday, Wu Tian felt very helpless, yesterday's Chen Chen was not ordinary lively, and there were many things that happened. "Early yesterday morning, I originally wanted to go back to work in the company, but Chen Chen said that he should relax on weekends. As a result, she was dragged to Longtan Lake Park for boating. If you can't row, don't move the oars, but instead she dropped the oars into the lake, and in a hurry, she turned over and lay on the edge of the boat and reached out to fish. The center of gravity shifted, the boat capsized, and even I fell into the lake. Luckily, I can swim. It's okay, but when I saw her struggling in the water, I rescued her too. It's as simple as that. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true! If you don't believe it, call Chen Chen, it is estimated that this woman still doesn't know about the newspaper. Wu Tian said depressedly, "But she only shows her back, nothing does anything to her." Wu Tian wondered if the person taking the photo had an enmity with him? How can you take such a picture of him so clearly?

"Hehe, I see, I thought you really couldn't think about something, just be fine." Fang Hua looked at Wu Tian with a smile and said, "I was so anxious when I saw this newspaper in the morning, but now I finally figured out your thoughts. I don't think you would commit suicide because a woman gave up the Great Forest. ”

"Don't be sarcastic about me, you guys hurry up and think about how to do it now!" Wu Tian said to Fang Hua and Jingyun.

"It's actually quite simple. The newspaper has been sold, and if you want to collect it, you will definitely not get it back. Fang Hua said, "In order to prevent you from being recognized, you will hide in the real room for a while to avoid the limelight, and after this period of time, this matter will naturally be forgotten." ”

"That's it?" Wu Tian asked with a frown.

"And what else do you want?" Fang Hua asked, "Do you still want to go to the newspaper office and ask them to publish an apology letter?" Make your name public? ”

"At least it can't be that cheap. In the long run, the newspapers are full of false reports, so what's the point? Wu Tianyi said rhetorically, and a sense of justice for the way of heaven spontaneously emerged.

While speaking, Wu Tian's mobile phone rang, and he took it out and looked at the call, it was his mother calling.

"Mom, what's the matter?" Wu Tian asked curiously, what day is today, and my mother actually called him? Do you want him to go home again? But the weekend has just passed.

"Stinky boy, what the hell is it about suicide?" There was a mother's roar from inside the microphone.

Wu Tian was slightly stunned, he didn't expect this incident to alarm his mother. Although his mother was yelling, Wu Tian could hear from his voice that his mother was anxious at this time and cared about him. Wu Tian's heart couldn't help but warm, what is his own son!

"It's okay for you to commit suicide, don't pull Chen Chen, Mom is still counting on her to inherit our old Wu family!" Wu Tian's mother continued.

“……！”

"Tell me, what the hell is going on?"

After Wu Tian heard it, he had to tell his mother what Fang Hua and Jingyun had just said. This is definitely the most depressing thing he has ever encountered in more than 20 years of life. Not one of them! Chen Chen, this qiē is all thanks to you. Wu Tian began to regret why his subordinates had spared Chen Chen in the morning.

After explaining, Wu Tian's mother breathed a sigh of relief, but she still didn't seem to be at ease with Wu Tian, so she said, "You kid won't be lying to your mother, right?" Come over here and let me see. ”

"Mom, I'm really fine."

"Where are you now? At home or in Tensho? Mom go see you! ”

"No, I'll go find you!" Wu Tian hurriedly said. Mom is coming, so it's not just about looking.

Putting down the phone, Wu Tian looked at Fang Hua and Jingyun helplessly, and said, "My mother also read this newspaper, let me go." As soon as his words fell, his mobile phone rang again. Wu Tian looked at the call, this time it was the second Wang Da calling, Wu Tian answered the phone and asked, "Hey, second child, what's the matter?" ”

"Third child, where are you now?"

"What's wrong with the company?"

"Don't lie to me, is it in the hospital? I've read the newspaper, and I went to Longtan Lake on the weekend to row a boat and commit suicide, how can you not think about it? ”

"Third child, listen to me explain to you." Wu Tian hurriedly said.

But before Wu Tian could speak, he was interrupted by Wang Da, only to hear Wang Da say like a cannon, "Who is that woman?" There is so much charm that you can commit suicide with her? Say it! ”

“……！”

"What? Dumb? Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about your uncle and aunt, and I don't believe that if you really like that woman, your uncle and aunt will disagree. If not, I'll intercede for you. What kind of thing is this~! ”

"Third child, you shut up first, wait for me to explain well, okay?" Wu Tian yelled loudly at the microphone, not even giving him a chance to speak, let him say a fart?

"Okay, you say. When you're done, I'll talk about it. ”

“……！”

Wu Tian explained to Wang Da again, because he had said it twice before, his thinking and language were already very smooth, he didn't need to think about it, he just opened his mouth and quickly explained things clearly.

"So that's the case, I don't think you kid will go to the lake for a woman, isn't that stupid? By the way, how are the three wives and four concubines looking? Do you want to be a brother and introduce a few to you? There are a lot of beauties in our Ministry of Commerce, especially those ...... to the outside world."

Wu Tian hung up the phone after hearing this.

At this time, the bell rang again. This time it was Liu Jin.

"Brother Tian, what's wrong with you? What's not to think of? Deal......! ”

"Ask the second child!" Wu Tian said a word and ended the call.

In the following time, Wu Tian's mobile phone was not idle, the phone kept calling, there were relatives, buddies, friends, classmates, one after another, and it was never broken. Even when answering the phone, there is a constant prompt that a call is coming, and when he ends a call, it often shows that there are N missed calls. Some didn't get through, so they sent text messages, but Wu Tian was very busy. Many others came from out of town, and it is not known where they got the news.

Wu Tian knew that these people were all for his good and cared about him, so he could only take the trouble to explain to the other party on the phone over and over again. He can't turn off the phone at this time, once the phone is turned off, the caller really thinks that something happened to him, and when the time comes, it will be ten or ten, ten and hundred, and then the matter of his martyrdom and suicide will be even more unclear.

Thinking that he still had to go to his mother to show up and prove that he was indeed alive, but with his current situation and he couldn't drive, Wu Tian asked Jingyun to go back to the Intelligence Department first and asked Fang Hua to drive him to the Food and Drug Administration.

Soon, a piece of the battery ran out. In order to avoid misunderstanding, Wu Tian hurriedly pressed the second battery, and as soon as the signal was displayed, the bell rang again.

This time, it turned out to be a call from a friend who was abroad!

Wu Tian, who originally wanted to accept Fang Hua and Jingyun's construction and was ready to avoid the limelight in the real yàn room, completely changed his mind at this time.

"Grass, Lao Tzu and the family newspaper are not finished!" (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )