Chapter 491: Super Thighs
I have three provinces in my day'!
Wu Tie looked at the three words 'Three Provinces Hall' and couldn't help but think of the origin of 'Three Provinces'.
However, in today's world, I don't know how many people can still understand the meaning of this word.
At least as far as 'Huo Xiong' knows, the civil officials of the Great Jin Divine Kingdom have also practiced 'practical' skills since childhood, such as law, agriculture, medicine, fishing and animal husbandry, etc., and those who can recite poetry are already 'celebrities' at the level of 'great talents'.
Classics such as 'My Day and Three Provinces and My Body' may be included in the Imperial City's Library Secret Pavilion 'Wenhua Palace', but they are not available to ordinary people.
The Great Jin Divine Kingdom, and even the other two Great Divine Kingdoms, knowledge, especially ancient knowledge, was inherited and incomplete, and it was cautiously controlled and blocked by the high-level of the Divine Kingdom.
To be able to use the word 'three provinces' as a plaque, the owner of this small building must be an ordinary person.
His gaze swept over the plaque, it was impossible for 'Huo Xiong' to have such a reserve of knowledge, and Wu Tie could not show any surprise, curiosity, or other abnormalities.
Just like a most normal martial artist, he squinted his eyes and swept the plaque, and then held his head high, followed Sima You into the courtyard and came to the door of the small building.
The two girls who were born as delicate as water, but their eyes were full of light, and they were full of Wenhua Qi around them, giving people the feeling of a pair of pearls, standing quietly in front of the door of the small building, seeing Sima You and Wu Tie, the two girls gently pursed their lips and smiled, squatted down, and put a pair of brocade slippers in front of Wu Tie and Sima You.
Wu Tie and Sima You changed their slippers, the two women gently pushed the door open, and the two walked into the small building.
Mr. Li, who was expressionless, stood in the middle of the hall on the first floor, saw Wu Tie and Sima You, he exhaled heavily, and asked Wu Tie very seriously: "Are you okay?"
Wu Tie nodded to Mr. Li: "Okay...... It's just that in the yard outside the city, he was interrogated and almost arrested and tortured. Tsk, take a look. ”
Wu Tie pointed to his deformed shoulder, and he tugged at his shirt, which was taut to highlight the shape of his deformed shoulder blades.
Mr. Li's face became gloomy, and he snorted coldly: "I have a heart...... It's just that the means are nothing more than that. ”
Wu Tie nodded, his left hand shook, and with a few clicks, the deformed shoulder blades returned to their original state. He chuckled softly: "Fortunately, I still have some means to hide from these guys, otherwise, I'm afraid it will be difficult to get out." ”
Mr. Li nodded and pointed upstairs: "These things have their own plans. It's a great thing that you're coming safely. Come on, the lord is waiting for you upstairs...... Be polite, be polite. ”
Wu Tie took a breath lightly, nodded slowly, he wiped his face vigorously, and the original middle-aged man's face returned to the facial features of 'Huo Xiong', he gently tugged at his shirt and followed Mr. Li up the stairs.
Sima You sat in the hall on the first floor, quietly watching the door closed by the two girls.
Mr. Li didn't make a sound when he walked, and Wu Tie followed him up to the second floor of the small building and came to the door of the small library that was separated from him. A girl wearing a big red gauze skirt, born with a country and a city, as glorious as a big red peony, stood outside the door, saw Mr. Li and Wu Tie, she pursed her lips and smiled, and gently knocked on the small door of the library.
"Come in, just come in, don't be restrained. A somewhat magnetic voice came from the library.
The girl in the red dress gently pushed open the small door, and Mr. Li, with a hint of a proper smile, bowed slightly, and walked into the library with Wu Tie.
The small door closed silently, and a gentle restraining force poured out from the door, instantly flowing through the entire small library. Then the invisible breeze swept across the entire small building, and the grass and trees outside the second-floor small building swayed gently, and the invisible but extremely subtle prohibition was launched, completely blocking the entire Three Provincial Hall.
The two mosquitoes flew silently outside the wall of the Three Provincial Hall, and just after crossing the wall, two extremely thin electric lights flashed, and the two mosquitoes silently turned into two wisps of green smoke and drifted away, leaving no residue left.
Wearing a blue-gold coat and long hair tied in a loose ponytail at the back of his head, a middle-aged man with a smile on his face sat on a small book kang and sat cross-legged on a large pillow very comfortably and easily.
There was a faint smell of wine on his body, and the breath was mellow and timeless, which even caused Wu Tie's mana to rush and be restless.
Obviously, the middle-aged man had drunk alcohol before, and he drank a peerless wine, which was by no means comparable to ordinary rice wine in the market.
"Lord!" Mr. Li bowed deeply to the middle-aged man.
"This ...... My lord...... Well, my lord!" Wu Tie didn't know what to call the middle-aged man.
But think about it, Mr. Li had recruited 'Huo Xiong' on behalf of this middle-aged man before, and Wu Tie had already agreed to take refuge, that is to say, he is now the wings of this middle-aged man. It would not be wrong to call it 'lord'.
"Yuzhou Gong, Huo Xiong!" the middle-aged man gladly accepted Wu Tie's title.
He turned around slightly, put down the scroll in his hand, looked Wu Tie up and down for a while, and then smiled: "You are a creative ...... Some people say, what is the most important thing in life: power, wealth, amazing endowment, or the supreme bloodline?"
Shaking his head, the middle-aged man smiled: "No, no, no, I have gone through so many years of ups and downs, and I finally understand one thing, what power, wealth, talent endowment, birth bloodline, are all empty. Luck, luck is the most important thing!"
Wu Tie stared at the middle-aged man in astonishment.
Who else in the world can use the self-title of 'I'? Apart from the Divine Emperors of the Three Great Divine Kingdoms, who else can use 'I' to call himself?
"Your Majesty!" Wu Tie quickly recalled the rites of audience in the Great Jin Divine Kingdom Ritual Law, knelt on the ground and bowed to the middle-aged man. His face twitched, his movements were a little stiff and sluggish, and he perfectly interpreted the image of a loyal minister who was sincerely frightened.
Mr. Li stood aside with a smile and nodded in agreement.
The middle-aged man laughed, he gently patted the small bookcase in front of him, and said with a smile: "Get up, my Yuzhou Gong...... Hmm, who do you think I am?"
Wu Tie stood up and said in a deep voice: "Offended, you ...... His Majesty the current God Emperor of the Great Jin Divine Kingdom, the ministers ......"
The middle-aged man shook his head with a smile, and smiled softly: "No, no, no, I'm not Sima Xian's idiot, I'm his father!"
Wu Tie's eyes widened suddenly, this time, he was really stunned to look at this 'me' in front of him!
Sima Xian, the current God Emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty...... Yes, daddy?
That is, the previous generation of the Great Jin God Emperor Sima was worry-free?
Six thousand years ago, Sima Sheng, the late prince of the Great Jin Dynasty, led the East Palace to defect from the Great Jin Dynasty, and swept away most of the rare things in the secret treasury of the Great Jin Dynasty and the treasure house of the Kingdom of God, and even moved away the Great Jin Imperial Palace at that time.
It is rumored in the market that this incident dealt a heavy blow to Sima Wuwu, the previous generation of God Emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty, causing him to go mad and fall into a demon while cultivating, and was seriously injured and dying...... Later, Sima Wuwu dragged on for decades, and finally passed the position of God Emperor to the current God Emperor Sima Xian.
For more than 5,000 years, Sima Wuwu no longer appeared in front of people.
Some say he died.
Some people say that he was seriously injured and bedridden, and he has been lingering on the sickbed.
Others say that he is disheartened and has been living in seclusion in the deep palace.
But now, Sima Wuwu sat in front of Wu Tie in great spirits, and there was a faint smell of wine on his body...... Whether it's a mental state or a taste of life, it's not too good.
"Your Majesty...... Chen ......: "Wu Tie is real, I don't know what to say."
"Yuzhou Gong, what did you bring back from the southwest?" Mr. Li said on the side.
Wu Tie suddenly said yes again and again, he spread out his hands, and a cloud of colorful divine light erupted, a length and width were about nine inches, and the height was about six inches, the whole body was surrounded by divine light, and the jade seal with a gentle and pure breath flew out from the divine light.
Sima Wuwu and Mr. Li's eyes were also a little straight, they stared directly at this heirloom jade seal of the Great Jin Divine Kingdom, gradually, Sima Wuwu began to laugh, and then the smile became more and more vigorous, gradually, he couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.
"Hahaha, wonderful, wonderful, this heirloom jade seal, after all, is still back in my hands. Sima Wuwu closed his eyes, the smile on his face slowly retracted, and then exhaled heavily.
I saw that his fingers were slightly, and the tips of his fingers flickered, and the jade seal turned into a colorful streamer and disappeared into his palm, disappearing without a trace.
Then Sima Wuwu's breath fluctuated violently, sometimes strong, sometimes weak, sometimes so strong that Wu Tie felt suffocated, and sometimes so weak that Wu Tie didn't feel that there was such a big living person in front of him.
Gradually, Sima's carefree breath became stable.
Introverted, peaceful, and faintly there is a breath of free nature gushing out of Sima Wuwu's body.
Wu Tie felt Sima Wuwu's wisp of qi, and the Nine Turns Xuangong that he was now exposed to suddenly started to work naturally, and the mana in his body was surging like a tidal wave, and an ethereal aura was born leisurely, which was incomparably compatible with the qi emitted by Sima Wuwu.
"Do you feel that my exercises are related to the Nine Turns Xuangong Slope you cultivated?" Sima Wuwu looked at Wu Tie with a smile, and he said leisurely: "This is not a very confidential matter...... My Great Jin Imperial Family, every generation of God Emperors, and only God Emperors, practice the Taigu Gong "Shangqing Lingbao Sutra". ”
"The Nine Turns Xuangong you majored in was born from the Ancient Three Qing Dao Gong, so it is only natural that it fits with my qi. ”
Sima Wuwu's fingers lightly tapped on the small desk, and sighed softly: "The heirloom jade seal of the Great Jin Dynasty is an artifact given by the gods...... If you wear it with you, you can practice the "Shangqing Spirit Treasure Sutra" without being punished by the Heavenly Tribulation. ”
Wu Tie remembered the origin of his Nine Turns Xuangong.
In the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms, Wu Tie heard from the generals in the army that if these ancient forbidden exercises dared to practice in private, there would definitely be a heavenly tribulation general, and they would have to split the cultivators to pieces.
The Shangqing Lingbao Sutra is obviously also an ancient forbidden technique, and it must also be subject to such constraints.
However, this Great Jin Divine Kingdom's heirloom jade seal is a permanent charter certificate, as long as you have the heirloom jade seal, you can cultivate the "Shangqing Lingbao Sutra"!
"I want to be back then...... My favorite crown prince Sima Sheng...... In order to cultivate him in advance, I gave him the jade seal of the country in advance, and let him cultivate the "Shangqing Lingbao Sutra" in advance. Sima Wuwu said coldly: "It's just that, who would have thought that he would actually betray the Great Jin." ”
"Hehe, he betrayed the Great Jin Dynasty and took away the heirloom jade seal, I can really sit on the wax ......" Sima Wuwu's expression was complicated, fear, resentment, annoyance, regret...... There were many emotions, but this complicated emotion was only a fleeting moment, and he quickly returned to his breezy imperial demeanor.
"I ...... Furious, the breath leaked, and the catastrophe came, almost splitting my soul to pieces. Sima Wuwu's body trembled slightly: "Fortunately, I have a deep friendship with a certain god, and I have been spared the death penalty by extrajudicial grace." ”
Mr. Li drooped his eyelids and stood quietly like a log.
Sima Wuwu was emotionally agitated, his feelings were revealed, and he told these thousands of years of secret history...... As Sima Wuwu's confidant, Mr. Li is also very helpless. If given a choice, he would rather not listen.
"The reason why I passed on the throne to Sima Xian's idiot...... It's a last resort. Sima Wuwu said indifferently: "What use can I have if I can't use a trace of mana? But let me give up the Dao power of the Shangqing Lingbao after so many years of penance, I am unwilling and reluctant. ”
"Yuzhou Gong, you are very good...... You brought back the jade seal of the heirloom country, and you brought back not only a seal, but also my strength, my dignity, and the hope for the future of the Great Jin Divine Kingdom. Sima Wuwu pointed at Wu Tie and said in a deep voice: "It's just that if you don't let people know about this matter, don't let 'outsiders' know, you know?"
Wu Tie looked at Sima Wuwu and said in a deep voice: "The minister must be tight-lipped. ”
Sima Wuwu nodded with a smile, he looked at Wu Tie with a smile, and said softly: "I remember this merit in my heart, and I can't reward you for the time being, but I remember it in my heart...... If you make meritorious deeds in the future, I will not be able to treat you badly. ”
Wu Tie smiled and nodded, and then took out one secret treasure after another returned by the white pheasant.
Sima Wuwu looked at the many secret treasures suspended by Wu Tie's side, he was silent for a while, sighed, rolled up his sleeves, and swept away most of these secret treasures, leaving more than a dozen by Wu Tie's side.
"You go to Dongyuan to reorganize the army, I want an elite who is absolutely loyal to me and dares to show a knife to anyone. These secret treasures, plus the twelve Zhou Tian Xingchen armors you asked Li You for, and the thirty-six Four Spirit Battleships...... All to you. Sima's smile was full of strength.
"I want a strong army that can kill for me!"
"Can you do it?"
Wu Tie looked at Sima Wuwu and said categorically: "Minister, obey the order...... Minister, you can do it. ”
Sima Wuwu nodded with satisfaction, he groaned for a while, took out a gorgeous token with golden nine dragons entwined, and threw it to Wu Tie casually: "This is Sima Xian's Divine Emperor Decree, there are only twelve pieces in the world, and this Divine Emperor Decree represents Sima Xian himself......"
Sneered: "I don't want to show my face for the time being, so you can act cheaply in his name." You just have to rest assured, no matter how much trouble you get into, he'll take care of it for you. ”
Sighing softly, Sima Wuwu said coldly: "Pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, this idiot has been mixing pigs for more than 5,000 years, and he hasn't eaten a bite of tiger meat, and he is really going to become a pig." ”
"However, compared with his eldest brother, although he is a little wasteful, there is only one word 'filial piety' that is remarkable. ”
Blinking his eyelids, Sima Wuwu's tone became helpless.
"However, the word 'filial piety'...... This is in the people's homes, and the word 'filial piety' is extremely precious. ”
"He is a great Jin God Emperor...... So filial...... I'd rather be ruthless, be despicable, be indiscriminate?"
Wu Tie fell into the same state as Mr. Li, and both of them installed wooden stakes.
Listen to the Emperor Taishang complain about the current God Emperor...... And the angle of complaining is so novel and novel, Wu Tie doesn't know what to say.
It's just that Wu Tie knows one thing, he hugged one of the thickest super thighs in the Great Jin Divine Kingdom.
That's it, good.