Zhou Yan didn't want to listen to DR.wei and Li Yong's comments about his status as a man and a woman.

Brother is a big man, you two broken mouths, you actually treat me as a beauty to chatter, it's really speechless......

Well, however, when I looked at the image on the big screen, I thought it was beautiful!

……

Zhou Yan shook his head and said depressedly: "You continue to talk, I'm going to remove my makeup...... In other words, the extra lumps on this body are very heavy - female compatriots all over the world have worked hard! ”

This sentence, Zhou Yan said from the heart, there is no falsehood at all - there are nearly ten catties of things pasted on this chest and pigu, and it is really difficult to even walk!

"Okay, this competition just now is really exciting and suspenseful!" Li Yong said with a smile: "I didn't expect that our Mr. Zhou Yan can not only be ahead of others in various industries, but also become a rare super beauty even in the women's exclusive beauty pageant...... Haha, why am I so awkward? ”

Zhou Yan was walking backstage, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but stumble......

Zhou Yan went backstage to remove makeup without mentioning it, the Internet has already exploded!

"Oh my God! Our Mr. Zhou Yan is really amazing, so rebellious! It's just that I can beat the challenger in other projects, I never thought that I would be able to win by a big score compared to Miss World! How do we ordinary men live? Don't tell us to find a wife......"

"Eh, upstairs, Mr. Zhou Yan is excellent, what does it have to do with you looking for a wife?"

"It's a big deal! My girlfriend called me just now. Say break up with me - people leave a word. As long as you can have one ten-thousandth of Mr. Zhou Yan's excellence. I'll marry you. But do you? No! So, she broke up with me...... All kinds of crying ......"

"Haha, I married my wife last year, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, hahaha, I sympathize with the decrepit brother upstairs......"

"If Mr. Zhou Yan is not married!" This is obviously a girl.

“+1！”

“+2！”

“+3…… But. I'm married...... How to break? ”

"Leave, waiting to find such an excellent man as Mr. Zhou Yan!" A sister came up with an idea.

"Great idea!"

Over the next few weeks, the likelihood of divorce among young people around the world increased dramatically, in what historians call the "Zhou Yan phenomenon." ”

In the next few decades, there were more and more single women, all of whom were so disappointed in the men who pursued them because of the contrast of Zhou Yan in their hearts, that the population of the earth plummeted, and fifty years later, only 60% of the human beings on the earth are now.

That's a good thing. Completely solve the serious problem of population ~ explosion!

It is said that hundreds of years later. Family planning service centers everywhere have statues of Zhou Yan......

The next challenger was a black man.

His name is Babbel and his challenge is a fun one, eating betel nut.

As we all know, although betel nut is delicious, there are not many of them.

Teeth can't stand it!

But this Babbel was able to chew 200 betel nuts in a row within an hour, leaving the slag!

Li Yong asked: "Mr. Babel, may I ask, how did you, as a black man, learn to eat betel nut exclusively in the Huaxia Treasure Island area and the adjacent coastal areas, and practice it, and be able to win the championship of the World Betel Nut Eating Competition for three consecutive times?" ”

Yes, eating betel nut is generally in several cities in the coastal area of Huaxia Treasure Island and the surrounding coastal areas, this Babbel is a black man, and he thinks that the environment in which he grew up when he was a child was about to be in a super hot place like Africa, how could he learn to eat betel nut?

"Host, your question hurts my self-esteem a bit...... Babbel laughed, "Can't Africans settle on the treasure island?" I believe that one of our children in Africa has also heard of it, betel nut angry brother! ”

The angry brother of betel nut, isn't it the angry brother who was very popular in the past and the South African mixed race of Baodao, who is famous for his broken thoughts in Huaxia and Baodao because the betel nut shop downstairs is too small?

His popularity is very high, and Li Yong has certainly heard of it.

Li Yong nodded: "I've heard of it, but ...... What does this have to do with whether you eat betel lang? ”

Babbel smiled: "I'm his uncle...... That kid often mailed me betel nuts, and when I ate them, I became addicted to them, and then I also practiced them...... No, it's a mouthful of betel nut eating skills! ”

I see!

Li Yong said with a smile: "It seems that our Chinese custom of eating betel nut has crossed the ocean and carried forward!" ”

DR.wei Zhengse said: "Eating betel nut is not a good habit. Although betel nut can be used in medicine, this chewing betel nut has no medicinal value! Eating too much can also cause a variety of diseases - today's game is purely a strange thing, don't imitate it. ”

Li Yong said: "May I ask how to compete with betel nut?" ”

Babbel said: "It's more and drier than who chews more betel nut in an hour!" ”

Babbel is sure.

As a black man, he has a big mouth and good teeth, although the long-term chewing of betel nut has made the snow-white teeth of the past have become black, but his teeth are still very good!

He noticed that Zhou Yan's teeth were white and shining, shining silver!

Obviously, Zhou Yan rarely eats betel nut, or does not eat betel nut at all!

For such an opponent, Babbel has no pressure at all!

DR.wei smiled: "If that's the case, then I think the two of them can eat betel nut together at the same time, and see who eats it quickly and well in the same time!" ”

Li Yong said: "I don't know how to eat this betel nut, do you pay attention to it?" What kind of process does a betel nut have to be chewed into to be qualified? ”

DR.wei said: "Of course, there are standards, and betel nut must be eaten to the point where the water contained is less than 1%...... I brought a moisture tester from our college, and if the moisture of the chewed betel nut exceeds one percent, it will make a noise. ”

Li Yong: "It's much better to have such a professional instrument. So ......"

DR.wei smiled slightly: "The game has officially begun!" Three, two, one! ”

The betel nut for the competition has already been sent over by special personnel, and there are two large baskets full of them......

Li Yong: "I don't know why, when I see these two baskets of betel langs, my teeth are sour......"

At this time, Babbel had already grabbed a large handful from the basket in front of him very quickly and stuffed it into his mouth.

As his mouth moved, dark red betel juice continued to overflow from the corners of his mouth...... (To be continued......)