Avoiding the hustle and bustle of the market, Zhu Xishi found a secluded alley and prepared to settle the grievances between Zhao Xiaoba and this lewd man.

I didn't look at the man a few times, and when Zhu Xi, who had been silent for a long time, he opened his mouth to speak at this time.

"You kid is quite bold, and you dare to touch the little butt of the little eighth master."

It happened that Zhu Xishi had an empty hand, and a dose of "Rulai Divine Palm" was fanned on the man's face. Even Zhao Xiaoba was frightened by Zhu Xishi's posture, clamped the man's hand, and retracted it like a needle, and the man was immediately incited to the ground.

I didn't think this man was pitiful, Zhu Xishi approached him a little more, and said sarcastically.

"Your father and mother, you are really raised for nothing! Do something embarrassing, if I were you, I would have found a crack in the ground and died. ”

It seemed that the words were not finished, and Zhu Xishi added: "Do you like men so much?" It's your luck to meet us today, if you meet someone else, you can't be wasted with your salty pig hands! ”

Zhao Xiaoba was stunned on the side, Zhu Xishi's training style was really unique! Unconsciously wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, and it was obvious that she would end up with no good fruit to eat.

An alley was cold, and Zhu Xishi originally planned that it should end, but he didn't want the man who was shrinking on the ground at this time to speak.

"Is it wrong to like men?"

Yo ho, you kid still dare to talk to the old lady! Zhu Xishi immediately got up and went back.

"It seems right to you, but it is very wrong in the eyes of the world! Have you ever seen a man walking shoulder to shoulder on the street? ”

The man raised his eyes in cringe and looked at Zhao Xiaoba not far away, his eyes were still so obscene, as if he was really going to influence him.

"Emperor Wai of the Western Han Dynasty, isn't he also suspicious of others, and he likes the beautiful man Dong Xian? Everyone has a love for beauty, I admire this son, what's wrong? ”

It seems that this kid has read books for a few years, and he also knows the allusion of Emperor Wai and Dong Xian "cutting robes and broken sleeves". However, judging from the shape in front of him, this man probably read the allusion as a crooked reason.

"Touching people's little butts, is it your expression of respect for beauty? The old lady doesn't appreciate your style at all, but feels dirty! ”

These words seemed to be talking about the man's sore spot, and he was embarrassed to answer Zhu Xishi.

"I knew it was too dirty, but when I saw Childe for the first time at the market, I couldn't help but want to get close to him."

"Hey, I'll go!"

Zhu Xishi suddenly retreated in disgust, these words came out of a man's mouth, it was really incomparably fleshy and rotten! He turned his eyes to look at the bitter master Zhao Xiaoba, and the corners of his eyes also jumped at this time, probably because he was also frightened by this man's words.

After observing the man for a long time, Zhao Xiaoba frowned and gave an official response.

"I'm sorry, you are so close, Zhao can't appreciate it. You don't know yet, in the face of something that makes you feel excited, you should not blindly possess it, but you should learn how to restrain yourself first. I can only remind you that ignoring the consequences of a single qiē often ends miserably. ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhao Xiaoba turned around, no longer looked at the man on the ground, and walked straight out of the alley. Zhu Xishi also looked at him stunned, hurriedly grabbed his elbow, and asked.

"That's it? You won't send him to the government for investigation?! ”

Zhao Xiaoba turned his head slightly, smiled lightly at Zhu Xishi, and replied: "If you have to spare people and spare people, why force him into a corner?" Let's go. Presumably, after this time, he will be somewhat restrained. ”

At this time, Zhao Xiaoba's open-minded temperament had to let Zhu Xishi give a thumbs up!

"Boy, you're lucky to have met a great good man. Reflect on yourself! ”

Zhu Xishi said a word to the man, turned around and picked up his hand again, a little mischievous, and patted his sturdy little buttocks.

"What a good boy with a human touch. Don't worry, when you go home, the old lady will make you a pad to ensure the safety of your little ass. ”

With the experience just now, Zhao Xiaoba suddenly brushed away Zhu Xishi's hand in disgust, and roared with a low face: "Are you finished?" ”

"Don't be ashamed to be touched a lot, and you will get used to it. Who told you to be so red, both men and women? Hahaha"

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll turn my face!"

"Come on, hit me, the old lady promises to stand still."

When the cheerful Zhu Xi was happy, he immediately patted his face and sang the opposite tune on top of Zhao Xiaoba. He is also dumb and eats coptis, and he can't tell if he suffers! was finally caught by her as a laughing stock, and she didn't laugh at herself to death when she didn't laugh at herself?

This gloating fat woman really has no conscience!

Seeing that Zhao Xiaoba stretched his face and was silent, Zhu Xishi, who had been secretly having fun, also lowered his mouth and abducted him with his elbow.

"I'm really angry, little eighth master?"

Zhao Xiaoba glanced at her without a good look, with a hippie smile, and he was indignant when he looked at it! Leave a sentence without being salty: "Don't talk to me!" ”

Zhu Xishi didn't think so, he shook off his hand and put his hand on Zhao Xiaoba, and said with a smile: "Be happy!" If you have a straight face, you won't be handsome. Look, a few big girls over there are spying on you, so you can also give face and show a smile. ”

"Zhu Xishi, are you deliberately finding fault? Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned. ”

He doesn't have a good temperament to mess with Zhu in the past now, and he Zhao Xiaoba is not a historical relic on display, so he looks at what he does?!

Nerve.

"Ah. I know that the little eighth master will be angry, but he still doesn't like what he says, and you have to restrain yourself a lot in the future, and your charm that can't be hidden. Be low-key, yes! ”

Let's talk about the big truth again! Zhao Xiaoba squinted his eyes with a dose, gave Zhu Xishi a dose of underlined resentful gaze, and was unwilling to reply to her: "You said that I can control the matter of appearance?!" Zhu Xishi, don't say anything about the guilt of appearance. ”

Hearing his rebuttal, Zhu Xishi, who looked calm, suddenly pursed his mouth and shook his head. I really don't forget to show off and look good.

"It's not a sin for you to be good-looking, but it's a sin to come out and show off, understand?"

"According to what you say, is it possible that I will have to be masked when I go out in the future?"

"Don't get excited, calm down, calm down! You know, the clean is self-purifying, and the flies are not seamless egg drops! ”

Full of flattering smiles, Zhu Xishi straightened out Zhao Xiaoba's somewhat messy neckline, and was relieved.

"Actually, I sometimes envy you, and everywhere you go, you're the center of everyone's attention. Sometimes, though, when I think about it, what's wrong with being ordinary? At least it won't cause some unnecessary trouble. ”

I don't know if he was angry or ridiculed, Zhao Xiaoba immediately replied: "Grandma, you have always been the focus of Taiyuan Mansion, and you still need to envy others?" ”

"Hey, don't hurt people there, okay? I was still self-aware in the past. Focus, am I worthy? ”

is indeed self-aware, and she actually gave herself a bad review, which is rare, rare.

"Where do I dare to hurt you, everyone will talk to each other, and the world will be peaceful."

Zhao Xiaoba has never been a person who makes fun of other people's sore spots. In the blink of an eye, there was a relaxed smile between the corners of his mouth, and he smiled all the time before.

"Laugh, that's it. You kid, I'm afraid you'll suffocate to death. ”

Cheerful laughter and angry resentment mingled between them, facing the blue sky, and embarked on the return journey home.