Act.2 I turned out to be an idiot/girl
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act.2 turned out to be an idiot/girl
Subheading: Guest, Your Festival.
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"Excuse me, can we share a table?"
After speaking, without waiting for the trio to answer, the strange female guest immediately sat down beside the second president.
"So, I'm really sorry~~"
Under the short skirt, the plump and round legs were overlapped together, and she put on a very seductive posture to face the total two directly, and the pair of Cheng dΓΉ on her chest, which was full and visible to the naked eye, swayed subtly in front of the three of them, as if the white clothes of the research institute were scattered, and the buttons of the black blouse inside were painfully wailed because of the squeezing of her breasts.
If there's a sound effect, it's supposed to be "poof, poof, poof", right?
Shen Er pushed his glasses, and a cold glow that would kill him flashed away.
- Good ball, there are already 9onetbsp; On closer inspection, Shen Er felt more and more that this female guest was very incongruous, she had silver hair, and it didn't look like she had been artificially cultivated using dye. The sparkling eyelids drive the long eyelashes, and a pair of clear blue eyes like sapphires exude a strange light. The bridge of her nose drew a crisp line that only Europa people had at the time.
Her clothes look very light, and under the cover of the white coat, it is only a one-piece skirt that can cover the root of the thighs, which is no longer an absolute realm, and it can be said that it is a visual miracle to not be able to see the underwear/pants underneath.
The whole person is clumsy and pretending to be stupid, but the temperament unexpectedly makes people feel cute.
- Maybe it's because she doesn't have any malice?
Closing his eyes and concentrating, Shen Ertong guΓ² evoked the system interface, and with the help of the character attribute of a full-level "Heavenly Emperor" in the game character, under the skill effect of "Murderous Qi Perception", he could be 100% aware of other people's mental fluctuations without relying on vision.
"Blah, blah, blah!!"
At this time, on the contrary, Aixiang couldn't resist this gushing attack of pretending to be stupid, and spit out loudly.
"Any questions?" The female guest did not have the slightest fear, she stood up directly and glared at her Aixiang, tilted her head and smiled.
"Who are you?"
"Don't bother with it anymore."
"It's going to bother! I'm just going to get you in trouble! Inexplicably, what are you going to do! β
It seems that she was annoyed by the perfunctory attitude of the female guest, Aika said as she stretched out her hand and prepared to press the female guest's shoulder.
"Bang-"
Something strange happened, and at the moment when her hand was about to touch the female guest's shoulder, a visible light curtain shield bounced her away, and Aika's body was bounced backwards because of the reaction force, and Fukoji immediately grabbed her when he saw this and didn't let her fall.
"It's useless to attack me even if you attack me," the female guest suddenly stood up, the smile on her face was slightly meaningful, "So give up, this young man in women's clothes~~"
Saying this, she even stretched out her hands and patted Aika's breasts lightly, which didn't rise and fall at all.
- Well, what a good airport, or a red bean chopping board?
Letting go of Aika's hand, Shenji consciously stepped back, while covering his ears with both hands.
"Ahh
Sure enough, Aika screamed with shame and indignation.
"Who's a teenager?"
"Ahhh
"Not really! She's an adolescent girl! What are you thinking? With such a peaceful face, but wearing clothes that show your breasts, you want to be angry! Believe it or not, I'll stick a straw in it! β
"I've come to this gentleman for something."
The woman gestured as if the guide was in the car during the introduction, and gracefully stretched out her palm in the direction of the soji.
Soji couldn't help but be stunned for a moment: "Looking for me!?" β
"Huh? Is it your love debt, brother? Shenji suddenly showed a wicked smile, "You can't really do something unconscionable to this female guest when we don't know it, right?" β
The second general immediately retorted: "How is it possible! She doesn't have a double ponytail! β
"That's right, I was wrong," looked at his brother pityingly, and Fukaji sighed sadly, "You kind of guy can become a great magician with the love for double ponytails." β
"What a faux pas! Shen Er, your eyes are so rude! Woo Woo Soul Fade! Why do I want to cry! β
On the other side, Aika and the guest answered face to face: "What's the matter with a suspicious guy like you looking for Soji!?" Could it be that you're making some funny short films right now?! β
Hearing Aika say this, Soji is also wondering if the store is equipped with a camera, and they don't want to be innocently involved in the citizen A dragon suit or something.
"Anyway, let's refrain from doing so here," Shen Er shook the coffee with three sugar cubes in his hand and calmly stopped the farce, "This guest, shouldn't you introduce yourself first?" β
"Yes, sure enough, it's the younger brother of the second master who understands things better." The female guest stood up, and she grinned toothily, not softly, but somehow even with a wicked smile.
"My name is Doelle," the female guest propped herself up on the double bench and approached Soji, "There is a very important matter that needs Soji's help now. β
The total two subconsciously moved his waist and shrank back to the inside: "Uh, so do you have anything to do with us?" β
"Hi~~ You like double ponytails, right?" Smiling brightly, Doelle tilted his head slightly.
"I like it the most!" The second thought said his heart with his eyes shining, and then he reacted, covering his mouth a little embarrassed.
ββAnyone who meets for the first time will have this kind of rule-level reflex
Shen Er pushed his glasses, wondering if he should fill his brother's room with Billy Ling Haydn's restrictive pictorials, so as to stimulate his three views.
At this time, a female guest named Doelle suddenly took out a strange bracelet from the pocket of her white coat.
"Then can you please put on this bracelet without saying a word?"
It is a beautiful, sparkling red bracelet with a pink gemstone in the center.
"Wait, wait! Why do you suddenly take out a bracelet and let someone else take it? I"
Doelle interrupted Soji's words with her own actions, she gently bent Soji's fingers to let him hold the ornament, and then gently covered her own fingers on it, and even made a coquettish arc on the back of his hand.
"Don't be afraid, come on, put it on."
"Hurry up! Give it back to me! β
Unable to stand it, Aika leaned over the table and grabbed the bracelet, then shoved it rudely to Tuelle.
"What the hell are you doing! It's rude to suddenly come here and do this kind of thing! β
"No, I'm not a suspicious person, I just want to"
"You're so suspicious that it's useless to make excuses! Newbie metamorphosis/metamorphosis! Aika blocked the total two behind her like a child, "No matter how you justify!" You're a suspicious person through and through! β
"Whew!" Doelle's face visibly faltered, and then she took a deep breath, "I don't have time to explain to you right now, so hurry up and put it on!" β
"No, this guy must be a liar! It's the same as those female hooligans near the station who say they want to give you a divination and pull you into the alley! The alley must be full of guys with mohicans, nail pads and stuff or something! β
"If you don't say the first half of the sentence, the second half of the sentence is too!"
"After wearing this kind of worthless bracelet, she will definitely ask for a sky-high price, and she will look like a profiteer!" Aika stretched out her hand and pointed straight at Doelle, and her tone became very stern, "Shenji! You're talking about something, too! β
"Huh? Me? Wait a minute, let me pretend to be forced silently, I'll leave it to Aixiang here, come on~~" The meaning of this sentence is that Shen Er doesn't want to care about this kind of farce now, he still wants to watch everyone make trouble for a while.
"Deep two!?" An inexplicable sense of crisis rose, and Aika had to hold one of Soji's hands, "In short, you can't trust her!" β
Her malicious guess was a little excessive, Duo El covered her face and lowered her head, as if she was hit by Aika's merciless words, Soji couldn't help but be a little worried, so he lowered his body and looked over.
"You, are you alright? Aixiang, this guy occasionally speaks without knowing the weight. β
After all, Doel is still a guest, and he is a foreigner, so if it causes an international problem, it will be troublesome.
"Ah, yes, I don't, problem."
"Well, is that really okay!?"
Duo El was obviously covering her face and shaking, and it didn't sound right to hear this, so she couldn't help but stretch out her hand to her-
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Shenji suddenly pushed him away from the side, because at this moment, Doelle was about to put the bracelet hidden in the dead corner on Soji's hand.
"You're acting!?" Feeling that something was wrong, the second was really scared, and couldn't help but take a step back, "Why do you have to put that on me for this point!?" β
"Hmm! Please! Please put it on quickly! To no avail, Doelle raised the bracelet again, "If you can put it on, it will hurt me!" I'm willing to accept it, too! β
Her feelings gradually became a little excited, and she even clasped her hands around her chest to strengthen her persuasiveness.
"So! Be sure to wear this firmly on your sturdy place! β
She suddenly held her cheeks, a suspicious flush slowly emerged, her breathing began to become heavy, and the ambiguous/ambiguous words reminded Aika of some inappropriate pictures for children, and she couldn't help blushing: "Hey! Please, don't your wording be so perverted!? β
"You who think that this statement is perverted/perverted is the real big pervert!" Glancing at Aika, Doelle suddenly hugged her plump breasts, "Please trust me! As long as you can bring it! Whatever you say, I'll say yes! β
"W-Promise anything?" Soji couldn't help but get excited, and his eyes had already seen Duo El's type as a double ponytail.
"Hmmm! If you put it on, I'll listen to you! Anything to me! Mainstream ones are fine, and a little special ones are fine! It's better to say that the special thing is a warm welcome! Ha ah β ha ah ~~"
"Then you can promise him, second brother," brewed a glass of ice water and handed it to Aixiang, and Shenji motioned for her to calm down, "If it were you, brother, you would probably only want her to become a double ponytail, right?" β
"Also, what is going on in the head of the second general, I can guess a ten** out, it will definitely have something to do with the double ponytail." As a result, as soon as the ice water was drunk, Aixiang nodded casually, and then shook her head in a panic, "No, no, no!" You are not allowed to get that bracelet! And the deep two! Don't keep playing! Instigating the second to get a double ponytail or something, this is absolutely not okay! β
"Eh, is that it!? It's a boy, but it's like this!? Duo El was stunned for a moment, and then smiled reluctantly, and pushed his plump chest out, "You really know how to laugh~ It's okay!" Just pay a deposit, please use your hands to do it here! Please please please have unexpected softness! Don't worry, put your hands here! β
The second general was quite distressed and stepped back: "Why, why"
"There is no why! Please use me to your heart's content! Squeezing his chest, Duo Elle's face swayed, "This is a soft and soft 'pudding'~~ Just wear this bracelet!" β
Aika is already about to explode: "You keep me away from the metamorphosis!" Be careful, I hit your cervical spine in a legitimate defense! Hit your cervical spine! β
Interrupted again and again by Aixiang, Doelle quickly said the most unkind words for a while: "Outsiders shut up for me!" β
"Bureau, outsider!? I"
"Ping Pongβ"
Subconsciously looking in the direction of the sound source, everyone only saw the exquisite ceramic teacup falling onto the countertop, orange-red tea juice mixed with half-melted sugar cubes, spreading and overflowing little by little.
"I'm sorry, my hand slipped," Guan Shu Shenji said casually, but his indifferent gaze was blocked by his glasses, and he glanced coldly at Doelle, "By the way, you guys are making trouble, but the word 'outsider' sounds harsh, I hope Miss Doel will pay a little attention to it next time she speaks." β
As he spoke, he sorted out the broken tea set on the countertop. It seemed that it was an ordinary action, but the other people present were inexplicably aware of a kind of pressure, accompanied by physical suffocation and mental oppression, and everyone was very consciously silent.
Killing intent fluctuates. Shen Er has been connected to the system and opened up a domain skill of the Emperor of Heaven, of course, this is the version that has been weakened by him, and it is just used to deter others.
"Miss Doel, please tell me what you have to do, you can see that you need my brother to help you, but if you can't come up with convincing evidence, then I, as his brother, and Aixiang, his childhood sweetheart, will stop you."
Soji and Aixiang looked at each other, and suddenly felt that he was a little strange in front of him: "Shen Er"
Doelle also stayed for a while, and then smiled reluctantly: "Yes, yes, it's me who is too abrupt, but"
She bent down deeply towards the trio: "Please! Please help me! If this continues, all the double ponytails in the world will disappear! β
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