"Murdered!"

"Run!"

"Ahh

……

Wang Zixuan was walking on the street, when he suddenly heard chaos behind him, mixed with a few screams, and several people ran past in a panic.

Wang Zixuan, who had always been calm, also changed his face a little, and subconsciously turned his head to see a young man with a lot of blood on his body swinging a machete thirty or forty centimeters long to kill forward, and several people were already lying in a pool of blood behind him.

Another indiscriminate chopping man!

He meowed.

This luck has to go to buy a lottery ticket.

When Wang Zixuan was about to run, suddenly a three- or four-year-old child stood in a daze between the two people, looking stupid, and the murderer was swinging a knife at the child.

I'm rubbing, what about your parents?

I wipe, I wipe, I rub rub!

Seeing that the child's life was in danger, Wang Zixuan didn't think much about it, so he shouted at the murderous maniac: "Funny, come and cut me!" ”

"You him. Mom is funny! ”

The murderous demon didn't expect anyone to dare to scold him, turned his head to look at Wang Zixuan, roared, and ran towards Wang Zixuan.

"Your sister, really come!"

Empty-handed into the white blade, the handsome guy bravely fights the murderous maniac!

These Wang Zixuan didn't dare to think about it, they only complained, and ran away.

Wang Zixuan was still confident in his degree, and the distance between the two people was four or five meters, so he didn't believe that the murderous demon could catch up with him.

Really.

He had already passed the old man in front of him, and the grandson had not yet caught up.

Kindness?

He's an old man?!

Wang Zixuan turned his head to confirm that he was an old man who looked to be sixty or seventy years old, although the old man was also running desperately, but his legs and feet were no longer flexible after all, and the murderous maniac behind him had already caught up, waving the machete in his hand and slashing at the old man.

"Tuse, come and cut me!"

Seeing that the old man was about to fall in a pool of blood, Wang Zixuan hurriedly started the taunt again.

"Ahh

The murderous demon did not abandon the old man who had already caught up and chased Wang Zixuan, but grabbed the old man's head, put the machete on the old man's neck, and shouted to the old man who was screaming in fright: "Don't scream, otherwise I will kill you with a knife." ”

The old man was suddenly too frightened to speak, trembling and looking at Wang Zixuan who was slowing down and running forward, his mouth trembled, he wanted to ask Wang Zixuan for help, but he was afraid of angering this murderous maniac.

The murderous demon looked at Wang Zixuan in front of him, and said with a hideous smile: "Funny, come over to Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill him with a knife." ”

Your sister!

Isn't this kind of comic supposed to lose your mind?

Wang Zixuan stopped helplessly, turned to look at the manic murderer, tried to squeeze out a smile, raised his hands and surrendered: "If you have something to say, don't be impulsive." You see that the people you cut down in the back are still moving, you didn't kill anyone, now put down the knife, at most a few years, you are still young, you can still enjoy life when you come out. ”

The murderous maniac had a funny expression on his face and shouted: "Enjoy your sister, if Lao Tzu can enjoy life, he won't kill anyone." Tease, come over and let me cut it, or I'll hack this old man to death first. I count to three. ”

"One"

"Two"

When I'm really funny!

The past let you cut?

"Wait a minute, I'll go over."

But seeing the murderous demon wielding a machete, Wang Zixuan couldn't help but make a joke.

I'm a rescuer sent by the monkeys!

Great Sage.

You old man must bless me!

Wang Zixuan reverently called out to the monkey with the greatest ability in his heart.

When the murderous demon saw Wang Zixuan coming over, a bloodthirsty smile appeared on his face, and when Wang Zixuan walked about a meter in front of him, he let go of the old man and threw himself towards Wang Zixuan, looking at Wang Zixuan's neck with the machete in his hand.

When the murderous demon and the old man who hadn't had time to escape behind them thought that Wang Zixuan might dodge the machete backwards, Wang Zixuan rushed forward with a fierce face, as if committing suicide, and let the machete fall on his neck.

Wang Zixuan, who had half of his neck cut off, fell to the murderer maniac due to inertia.

"Bang"

The murderous demon was also startled by Wang Zixuan's fierce expression, and pushed Wang Zixuan away, and the machete stuck in Wang Zixuan's neck also fell to the ground with Wang Zixuan.

Wang Zixuan only felt a pain in his neck, and the whole person floated upward.

He originally thought that he couldn't dodge a few knives, so it was better to take a risk and take down the murderous maniac.

As long as you hold him tightly, he will not be able to use a knife.

Unexpectedly, his fluttering action was far less fast than that of others, and it turned out to be a monkey pie joke.

Just as he was thinking, a golden light suddenly shot from the sky, and it stopped in front of Wang Zixuan in the blink of an eye.

But it was a glittering golden card with two words written on it: "Good man".

Wang Zixuan looked at the good guy card in front of him, and couldn't help but scold: "Good guy, your sister!" Now give me a good person card, do you want me to stick it on the tombstone? ”

"You can stick it on the tombstone if you want!"

A voice suddenly sounded from behind Wang Zixuan.

Wang Zixuan jumped to the side in fright, and turned his head to see that it was actually a monkey in Buddha clothes.

"Is my grandson crazy and cool to blow up the sky, making you stunned?"

Old grandson?

Monkey!

Wang Zixuan was stunned and asked, "Are you the Monkey King?" ”

The monkey nodded, scratched his head and said, "It is my old grandson, who came to the mortal world on a whim today." I heard someone call me just now, and I pinched my fingers, but I didn't expect you to be a good person, so I took you up. How about this good guy card I gave you? ”

Unexpectedly, he temporarily hugged the Buddha's feet, and really held out a real Buddha.

Looks like you don't have to die this time!

Wang Zixuan hurriedly gave a thumbs up and said, "The good guy card of the Great Sage is definitely a high-end atmosphere!" ”

The monkey grinned, "There is vision. Now the fog in the mortal world is too big, and my grandson's fiery eyes can't see through it. Fortunately, my grandson has learned to pinch his fingers, otherwise you kid should go to the underworld to report. ”

Wang Zixuan hurriedly arched his hand and said, "Thank you for the great sage's life-saving grace." ”

"It's okay! It's okay! ”

The monkey shook his paws, scratched his head again, and said, "But if you don't go to the underworld, where will you go?" ”

Wang Zixuan immediately said with a flattering face: "The Great Sage can arrange a place for me to settle down in the sky." ”

The monkey shook his head and said, "Your merit is not enough to ascend to heaven." ”

If you can't go to the sky, then go back to the world, and the ghost wants to go to the underworld.

Wang Zixuan hadn't realized yet, and immediately said, "Can the Great Sage let me be reborn until September 2o, 2oo9?" ”

In 2oo9, he was a freshman.

The free and easy college life is the time he misses, of course, except for military training, so he chose September 2o, just finished military training.

The monkey blinked his fiery eyes and asked, "Reborn?" ”

Wang Zixuan said with a smile: "The Great Sage knows that he is crazy and cool to hang and blow up the sky, so he must know that he has been reborn." ”

The monkey scratched his head and said, "I know, but it is not easy to be reborn, otherwise all the gods and Buddhas will be reborn." My grandson also wants to make a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace again. ”

Wang Zixuan thought he was smart and patted his ass, and said, "It's not easy for others, but for you, the Great Sage, it must be a matter of waving your hand." ”

The monkey grinned and said, "Then I'll try!" ”

After saying that, he waved his claw.;

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