Chapter 253: Laughing through the belly

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At present, there is no international market for Chinese films, not that they can't make movies like "Avatar", but that they can't recover their costs, so who dares to make them. ∽ ↗ top ∽ ↗ point ∽ ↗ small ∽ ↗ said,

There is a second difficulty in a classic like "Journey to the West", that is, it is difficult to adapt it to make the audience buy it, the movie is only 90 minutes, the script must be changed, and there must be a good story, like the 3D version of "Havoc in Heaven", isn't the plot too retarded.

Therefore, Zhou Yanfa admired Wang Xu for daring to touch the theme of Journey to the West.

To get back to the point, five hundred years later, Sun Wukong is called Supreme Treasure and is engaged in a promising career in Wuyue Mountain - a bandit. The two masters, the blind man, the spring thirty niang, Bai Jingjing, Bodhi Ancestor, and the Bull Demon King appeared one after another.

For example, Wu Mengda played the second master, a bearded, timid, and unlucky man.

Every time Supreme Treasure wants to deal with Chun Thirty Niang, he has to pull the second master to take the lead.

For the first time:

"The open gun and the knife can't fight her, and the dark arrow will be difficult for her to prevent, tonight the third watch uses the five poisonous ** incense to let her taste it, rape first and then kill!"

The second master praised: "Good strategy!"

The Supreme Treasure approvingly: "You also think it's good, don't you?" This task is left to you. ”

The second master was startled and said, "Think so highly of me? Forget it!"

Second:

"Afraid of what? I'm all healed, and I'm afraid I won't be able to cut her?"

The second boss gave a thumbs up to the gang leader and said, "Okay! There's a kind!"

The Supreme Treasure immediately said, "You said there is a kind, don't you?"

The second master immediately cried with a sad face: "Yes, just because I didn't say it!"

"Then you just take a random guy to her house and hack it, and I'll cover you in the back!"

"Why am I first every time?"

After so many years, Wang Xu is most impressed by the words of the second master, every time I think about it, I want to laugh, this is "The helper fell into the dung pit!" ”

This sentence is deafening. Touching and full of humanistic care. When he was in danger, the second master still did not forget to call the "helper", the etiquette in his heart did not change, he was brave and loyal, and he taught people to be admired. A word drop. The sound is loud and full of energy, which shows the urgency of this person's mood, the sincerity of saving people, and the real temperament.

It's only a quarter of the way through the film, and the fans are already laughing a little weakly, it's so good, the laughter is so dense, they laugh once in an average of thirty seconds.

Wang Xu's mother may be one of the few people who can't understand it. There were many funny episodes where she didn't understand what was funny. She was an old man until the Supreme Treasure, and the second master and a group of Axe Gang members only wore a pair of underwear, and they smiled when they appeared wearing the invisibility talisman of the Bodhi Ancestor.

Especially when the second boss pretended to be an angel and twisted it out, the appearance of a slut was so simple that no one dared to talk about it even in Huashan.

The silent scene of the Supreme Treasure little brother catching fire and the axe helping everyone to extinguish the fire made everyone burst into laughter.

This scene is a fork in the air that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt.

There was no one in the theater who didn't laugh. He Jiong slapped his thigh with a smile and bent down with a smile; Zhou Yan's face turned red when he laughed. Many fans laughed so much that they spit out all the coke in their mouths.

In addition to this scene in the film, which makes people laugh off their big teeth, Supreme Treasure used the moonlight treasure box three times to save Bai Jingjing, and it is also extremely funny to beat the second master.

"Paramita ——!"

The Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box for the first time, and it was a little late, Bai Jingjing was already dead, and he ran back to the place where there was moonlight and came again. On the way, Chun Thirty Niang fought in the belly of the Bull Demon King, and the second master asked him for help: "Hey, my wife ......"

Supreme Treasure reminded: "Your wife is about to come out, what are you anxious about!"

The second master was surprised: "I haven't finished talking yet, how do you know?"

Chun Thirty Niang really flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.

"Paramita ——!"

The Supreme Treasure travels through time and space again. Seeing this, the second master exclaimed: "Wow! Ascend to immortal again! Hey, why do you say "again"?"

The Supreme Treasure ran out of breath or a step too late, and then ran back.

The second boss saw him crying for help: "Hey,......"

"I warn you not to bother me!

"Hey, why should I stop bothering you? You say!"

"You're so wordy!"

"yes, I also think I'm very wordy, why?"

Chun Thirty Niang flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.

"Paramita ——!"

The Supreme Treasure traveled through time and space for the third time, and the second master seemed to have seen a lot of this kind of thing: "I'm Kao!

"Wait, wait, wait! Oh my god! I'm so tired!"

Supreme Treasure is still late, tired and he is about to vomit blood, and there is no choice but to run back

Seeing the second master this time, Supreme Treasure walked in front of him without saying a word.

"Bring it."

After that, Supreme Treasure simply took the child from the second master, and then punched and kicked the second master.

After the beating, he returned the child to the second master, and threw a sentence: "I'm too lazy to tell you!"

The second boss was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and said with a blank look: "Don't bother to tell me, don't say it, why do you want to beat me?"

Everyone was urged by the unlucky appearance of the second master, and their mouths were numb with laughter, and their stomachs hurt.

"Hahaha!"

"No, no, I can't laugh anymore."

For the third time, the second master saw the Supreme Treasure traveling through time and space, and he was already numb: "Lady, come out with the Bull Demon King to see God." ”

This time, the Supreme Treasure finally saved Bai Jingjing before she committed suicide, and the two misunderstood and explained clearly, releasing their previous suspicions. But Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang joined forces and still couldn't beat the Bull Demon King, and they were trapped in the Pansi Cave with the Bull Demon King.

The Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box for the fourth time to save Bai Jingjing, and this time it took a long time to travel back to five hundred years ago.

When the Zixia Fairy led the donkey and slowly appeared, there was silence in the theater.

When the body of the Supreme Treasure Sun Wukong was reflected in the demon mirror, everyone was working hard in their hearts, and finally Sun Wukong was about to be born.

"Hey!"

Many people sighed unconsciously, it turned out that the film had ended here.

"If you want to know what happens next, watch the finale of the next episode. "Journey to the West: Cinderella", released on July 15. ”

This is followed by a two-minute preview of the next episode.

Everyone was quickly attracted by the trailer of the next episode, Sun Wukong, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Zixia Fairy, and Princess Iron Fan appeared one by one, from which it can be seen that the next episode is very exciting.

Finally, credits appear on the screen, the lights come on, and the film is really over.

Wang Xu stood up and was about to leave, but suddenly found that he was the only one who stood up, and no one else moved, it turned out that everyone's hearts were still in the film and did not take it back, until one or twenty seconds later, thunderous applause suddenly rang out.

"Supreme Treasure!"

"Supreme Treasure!"

"Supreme Treasure!"

The next moment, everyone, including Zhou Yunfa, He Jiong, and other actors, stood up and shouted the name of Supreme Treasure with the fans.

It's time to enjoy the flowers and applause.

In this time and space, "Journey to the West" came eighteen years late, and it came. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ point / official account (WeChat add friends - add official account - enter dd), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the dd WeChat public account! (To be continued......)