On the highway, the red Porsche is speeding away.

The woman in the car wore sunglasses, her long hair was messy in the air by the wind, and she was wantonly flaunted with the big red trench coat.

"Cut, practice which sword, which boxing. In this era when science rules the world, all professors have attacked the earth, who still practices rigid ancient martial arts. No matter how strong the fist is, how can it smash the rotten armored car? No matter how sharp the swordsmanship is, can it be faster than the Desert Eagle? Bored. ”

The corners of the woman's mouth showed a light taunt, and she made a gorgeous drift, and the sports car scratched heavy car marks and broke into the side lane.

Facing me, a crazy old woman suddenly entered the eyeliner.

"I'll go!"

The steering wheel slammed into it, narrowly avoiding the old woman, but it hit the old tree on the side of the road hard.

……

Two hours ago.

The sun was shining outside, and the atmosphere in the Yujia Ancient Martial Arts Dojo was solemn.

"Why don't you go and see, what is Zui'er doing, is it our Yu family's style to make the Tang family's guests wait for a long time?" A middle-aged man wearing a black tunic facing the majesty said to the disciple next to him.

The middle-aged man is Yu Jiangyou, the contemporary head of the Jiangnan Yu family of the ancient martial arts family.

"Don't be in a hurry, my little nephew is willing to wait a little longer."

Tang Qu is the third young master of the Tang family, and he is also the most promising young generation master of the Tang Sect in Shuzhong, but in Yu Jiangyou's eyes, he is not only boring at this moment, but also very boring and unreasonable.

"As long as you wait for your drunken sister, even if you let your little nephew wait for a lifetime, you will be happy." Tang Qu is all white, and he looks good. So if you stop at any time, you can also stand out a little bit of the style of the children of the family.

Yu Jiangyou sighed secretly in his heart, hating to give birth to a girl and become a man. Thinking that he was from a dignified ancient martial arts family, the famous Yu Taiji didn't give birth to a son, which really made him depressed.

This kind of depression is even more strict after seeing the elegance and chic of Tang Fun, and the extraordinary temperament.

"Don't shout yet!" He once again severely reprimanded his disciple.

Another disciple saw that the face of the head of the family was not right, and hurriedly ran to the back hall again.

In the Yanwu Hall, the entourage of the Tang family began to whisper.

"I haven't come out for so long, I'm afraid I'm afraid of my young master."

"Not necessarily, women are just trouble, you know." The person who replied smiled ambiguously.

The questioner was naturally very cooperative: "If you want me to say that you don't need to fight, just directly attribute these twenty-four sect orders to our Tang family, and there is not even a decent young disciple, so what do you want to fight for." ”

"It's really not good, just let the Yu family's Nizi marry our young master to be a partial house, so that the young master can look at his relatives and give the Yu family some face, haha."

"I heard that the one who was drunk was called spicy......

"Ahem, ahem", Tang Qu didn't seem to be able to listen to it, and coughed dryly: "Don't talk nonsense, my drunken sister is not what you think, her Yu family Taijiquan and swordsmanship have been practiced to the point of perfection, I may not be an opponent." ”

said that it was to justify Yu drunk, but the smugness on his face didn't want to be restrained at all.

"The young master is so kind, and he speaks so gently. But that Yu drunk can't afford the trust of the young master, look at the thirteen rounds of competitions that have been conducted, she either has a stomachache or has a period, and she has never appeared at all, I really doubt that she has practiced or not? ”

"This ......" Tang Qu stopped talking and didn't speak again.

Yu Jiangyou finally couldn't see it, and shook his sleeves and drank coldly: "Full of nonsense." ”

"Senior Yu is not right to say this, is it nonsense, it is real kung fu under his hands."

"Ahem, ahem", Tang Qu coughed dryly again: "Pay attention to your identity, pay attention to your tone." ”

"Yes, young master." The apology is very sincere, but the eyes are very twitching, and there is a little bit of embarrassment.

Yu Jiangyou was full of anger, raised his voice and shouted: "Huangkou Xiaoer, you wait, although my Yu family does not have a young man, the drunk child does not let the women shave their eyebrows, not the ...... who can be insulted at will." ”

"Oh no, Master, something is wrong." The first disciple who had entered earlier ran out in a panic.

"Oh no, no, the sky is falling." The second disciple shouted after him.

"What's so alarming?" Yu Jiangyou had a sense of foreboding.

"Miss, Miss...... Ran. ”

"Run, where did you go?"

"I don't know, I didn't see her Porsche in the yard. However, the young lady left a letter. ”

"Don't believe in me yet."

"It's not for you, it's for Tang Gongzi." The disciple replied cautiously.

“……。” This is not a filial girl.

The disciple took the letter to Tang Qu, Tang Qu didn't seem to be surprised by Yu Drunk's escape, he opened the letter very chicly, and soon his face stiffened.

"Tang Qu, my sister is not in the mood to play with you, crybaby, bye."

Drunk!

Tang Qu shouted angrily in his heart, saying that things when he was a child can't be pulled out and said, you are a dignified child of a family, how can you be so untrustworthy, I hate you!

"PS: Please look at the reverse ......" The letter is not finished.

Tang Qu turned over the reverse side curiously, and his face twitched a few times, as if he had taken their Tang Sect's unique poison and stared away.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just to tease you again, I know that your IQ is not enough, but my sister can't help it, this is a hard injury, and it can't be treated."

Yu drunk, I hate you +1.

No, add 10086!

……

Yu was drunk in a coma when she suddenly heard someone calling out to her.

"Girl, wake up, girl......"

When he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw a big face with a grinding plate in front of him, and subconsciously threw a punch and shouted: "Monster, don't bully your fairy sister." Look at me, I don't beat you, you can't take care of yourself. ”

"Oh, it hurts me." The owner of the face plate knew that there would be such a difficulty, and he was not the slightest defense, and he was directly knocked to the ground in pain.

Yu Zui's mind returned to his place, first looked left and right, and found that he was lying on the stone table, the stone table was in the pavilion, and the pavilion was on a certain mountainside.

More than a meter away from the ground in front of her, a middle-aged woman sat on the ground, holding her eyes and crying out in pain.

The strange thing is that this woman's dress is very ancient, even if Yu Zui, a disciple from the ancient martial arts family, can hardly see such authentic ancient clothes.

What's even stranger is that he is wearing the same style of clothes.

The whole body was white, as if he had just crawled out of the lime heap, oozing panic.

I really don't know why those girls in ancient TV series wear white clothes, don't you know that people wear filial piety clothes when they die, and they have to waste a lot of laundry detergent. I don't know that our country has a large number of people, and the per capita resources are scarce to the point of outrageousness, white clothes, don't wash it, right?

"Girl, people saw you sleeping in the gazebo of the mountain stream, afraid that you would catch a cold, so they kindly woke you up, but they never expected to be gouged out by you, I was wronged!" The middle-aged aunt sat on the ground and splashed, like a man in the family who had fallen into a hot pit for a woman from another family.

It's just that she already has a big mouth, a collapsed nose, and a pair of eyes under thick eyebrows to show the charm of a man, and this crying look really makes Yu drunk unacceptable.

"I said, auntie, I just hit you in the eye, and I didn't take advantage of Ruhua's body, why bother? Besides, you also know that I was sleeping just now, isn't that a conditioned reflex? ”

When the aunt heard Yu Zui say this, she hurriedly hugged her chest with her hands, looked at Yu Zui in horror, and shouted angrily: "I'm not a casual person, don't just want to possess me!" ”

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Now that the male protagonist hasn't appeared yet, take the opportunity to raise a drunken sister, huhu~