30 Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and chocolate to fight ghosts

"Eh~ This guest, please stay." Beckoning to the back of the single male customer who was about to leave the store, the stomachache expression on Zhou Lu's face quickly disappeared on his face when the other party was about to turn around, replaced by a look of Yan SΓΉ.

What was shouted by Zhou Lu was a middle-aged man with sparse hair or even a little bald, but a discerning person knew at a glance that he was a successful person, with a straight suit and a shiny brand-name watch on his wrist, and the most important thing was the young and energetic girl in his hand, although this girl spent some makeup in order to make herself look mature, but it is not difficult to see that she is still the age of a college student.

Generally speaking, it is impossible for such a successful person to come to Zhou Lu's pastry shop to consume, but the girl he hugged is possible, so in order to please the girl, the middle-aged man naturally smiled and took the other party to the store, just by looking at the appearance of the two, Zhou Lu can conclude that the age difference between the two is definitely thirty years old...... But such a man is exactly the target for him.

"I'm sorry for this guest, please don't be angry if you take the liberty of disturbing your time, I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blank, your lips are cracked and your tongue is scorched, and your spirit is scattered, I am afraid that you will encounter something unlucky in the near future, and I hope you will be careful." Probably didn't expect Zhou Lu to stop himself from saying such ominous words, this successful man looked at him with stunned eyes for a while, and suddenly showed a very unhappy expression.

"How do you talk as a young man, do you speak to a guest like that!? It makes sense! Don't lie to me here, let's go! There is no doubt that Zhou Lu's words angered the other party, but fortunately, he didn't dare to call someone to beat Zhou Lu in public, and unceremoniously pointed at Zhou Lu's nose and shouted loudly in front of the other customers in the store, and then beckoned his Xiaomi to leave the store.

"I'll never accompany you to this kind of shop again, what the hell is this!? Today's young people are full of lies. Wearing a pair of glasses, he looks very well-read and polite, and he can't imagine that he would say such a thing! After the glass door that blocked the intrusion of ultraviolet rays was closed, it was natural to hear the angry scolding of the other party.

"Yaha~ I can't imagine that you will still look at the face of the handsome guy with glasses, it is really a real person who does not show his face, why don't you also show me the marriage, when will the marriage between me and you come~?" Zhou Lu is now very popular among the girls in the nearby school. In addition, the customers in the store just now were all young female customers, and they did not show disdain for him because of his 'nonsense', but a few girls who were usually very bold with him came over to make fun of him.

"It's not my forte to look at marriage, I really think the gentleman's face just now is very dark, and he will definitely come back to me in less than three days!" The confident look on Zhou Lu's face made people feel that he really seemed to have that ability, but no one knew that when he said this sentence at this moment, the other self in his heart was covering his face and sighing.

Zhou Lu didn't know the art of Qimen Dunjia, and of course he didn't believe that there were ghosts or demons in this world. So why was he able to say that sentence so confidently? The time when he said this sentence was the fourth day after he was away from Mo Yan's body exchange, which means that he and Mo Yan's consciousness had been exchanged back into their respective bodies after school yesterday afternoon, so let's go back to the time when the two of them had dinner together last night......

"Ah~ Sure enough, my body is comfortable, and I like to rub my little steamed buns more than my chest muscles when I take a bath." Saying words that were not shy or impatient, Mo Yan directly rubbed his chest with both hands in front of Zhou Lu, and after making sure that the softness and feel had not changed, he couldn't help but nod with satisfaction.

"I'm a man watching from the sidelines, is it really okay for you to behave like this?" saw Mo Yan rubbing her chest in front of herself. Zhou Yan asked speechlessly, but Mo Yan glanced at him with disdain. replied: "Have you rubbed less in the past three days, and is there any place on my body that you are not familiar with?" ”

"Let's talk about something else, you said you don't live in the school, do you have another place to live outside?" Zhou Yan felt that the situation was going to develop in a bad direction as soon as he said this, and he saw Mo Yan put the empty bowl of rice in his hand on the table, and then got up and came to the bed and sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed. Under Zhou Lu's ugly gaze, he pointed to the ground with his finger.

"Of course I found a place to live~ This is it~ I'll sleep in this room from today onwards, and you just go to the reception hall and find a place to lay on the floor, if there is a complaint, I will listen carefully, as for whether to fulfill it, that's up to me!" Mo Yan said, "I am the boss of this place!" 's arrogant expression directly ordered Zhou Lu, only to see Zhou Lu tilting his head and thinking indifferently for a while. shrugged his shoulders with a 'whatever you want' look, which was unexpected by Mo Yan.

"It doesn't matter if you live with me, but it's impossible to let you live for nothing like this, tell me about the money-making plan you said a few days ago that you can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars with one vote, if you don't break the law and can do it, you can ask me to support you for the rest of your life."

"You're so beautiful, you have to support me for a lifetime!" pursed his lips disdainfully at Zhou Lu's words, and Mo Yan blinked a starry eye, "Leave it to me!" 's confident expression, but he said something that made Zhou Lu's brows furrow and puzzled: "First of all, you have to use your fastest speed to go to the nearby Taoist temple, steal a set of Taoist robes from that Taoist temple, and the tools that Taoist priests must use when practicing such as copper coins and swords." ”

"What are you stealing these things for!? I can tell you, I can't do this kind of profession, if you want me to use the 'dancing god' to cheat money, then don't talk about it, you can't make such a plan! Zhou Lu crossed his hands in front of his chest and made a 'veto' gesture and said.

"Who told you to 'dance the gods'!? I'm telling you to catch ghosts! Mo Yan pointed at Zhou Lu's forehead with an expression of 'hate iron does not become steel' and said loudly, but these words made Zhou Lu even more unacceptable.

"Please! My name is Zhou Lu, not Mao Xiaofang, my family is an assassin family and not an exorcism family, even if you ask me to catch ghosts, I can do it by using cinnabar to draw talismans in Uncle Ying's movie according to the gourd and draw scoops, or I can do the trick of making zuΓ² to blow up the fire out of thin air, but the premise is ...... Where are you going to let me catch ghosts!? ”

In the face of Zhou Lu's complaints, Mo Yan blinked one eye cutely and hooked his hand to him to signal him to come over, put his mouth close to his ear and muttered softly, Zhou Lu frowned or nodded from time to time on the way to listen, but he never made a move to shake his head, and when Mo Yan finished speaking and left his ear, he seemed to be thinking about the feasibility of this plan.

"That's it...... Aren't we tantamount to deceiving people? Mo Yan let out a boo at Zhou Lu's words, waved his hand at him, and said with a worry-free expression: "What is a lie?" Don't say it so badly, okay? We call it robbing the rich and helping the poor, look at the group of rich people who are still breading and raising small feelings outside the famous brand, they just have a lot of money on their bodies and have nowhere to spend it, and we are poor here, so don't you think it is very reasonable to use their money to help us? ”

"You have a good point, I am speechless...... So what are you going to do? It seems that he agrees with Mo Yan's money-making proposal, Zhou Lu asked as he took a small bite of food and hung a pair of four-eyed fish.

"That's it!" As soon as the imposing words fell, Mo Yan climbed into the bed of Zhou Yan, curled up in a ball and enveloped himself with a blanket, and then after five seconds...... The blanket slowly opened.

Shrouded in blood-red clothing, the exposed arms and feet were gray-white, the waist-length long hair fluttered without wind, and half of the beautiful face was blurred with flesh and blood, and this half-terrifying face was covered with purple pus, and through the bumps of the flesh, you could even see the white bones inside.

"Uh...... Although I have known for a long time that you can switch back and forth between Lori and Otome's forms, I just didn't think you could become a female ghost! Looking at the fierce ghost Mo Yan who slowly stood up and spread his arms on the bed, letting the blood-red clothes flutter without the wind, Zhou Lu suddenly felt that the taste of the food in his hand became strange.

"I'm going to be a female ghost to scare people, and you're going to pretend to be a Taoist priest to surrender me, and we'll split the money when the time comes, how about me six and you?" Mo Yan's neck in the form of a powerful ghost was twisted to an angle that was impossible for humans, and Zhou Lu really had no appetite to say this sentence.

The above conversations were the reason why Zhou Lu said that paragraph to the departing successful people, and then he went directly to the Taoist temple in the nearby mountains in the early morning hours to steal a set of Taoist robes, as well as copper coin swords and gossip mirrors and other props used to hold magic sticks.

Xiao Xun's ending ending idea PS: Don't worry too much about the topic of Xiao Xun I went to steal my girlfriend's fat times, what's wrong with a man changing [beep]...... I always feel ashamed to say this sentence with the audacity! Let's go and apologize.

Hmm~ The idea of the ending, Xiao Xun I think this should be the perfect ending, Zhou Lu drank the water of forgetfulness at the end and forgot his seven emotions and six desires, but God took pity on the taboo love between the two that transcended gender, so he let Zhou Lu recall the love between the two on the Qixi Festival every year.

So every year on the Qixi Festival, the two can be together all day! How is it!? This ending is a happy one, right!? (To be continued......)