There is a saying that a dead duck has a hard mouth.

This sentence is obviously the most appropriate way to describe the current Gou Buli.

"I compared the total score of the college entrance examination with him, what is this single subject of language?" Gou Buli's face flushed and said: "The total score, you need to speak and add all the things together - he must not win me!" ”

"Really?" Zhou Yan said coldly: "I can tell you very responsibly, I can not only get full marks in Chinese, but I will also get full marks in the other three subjects!" You're just waiting for the day the list is released to learn how to bark! ”

The room was full of surprise!

Zhou Yan, who has been holding the class behind in his grades on weekdays, how could he get full marks in all four subjects during the college entrance examination?

However, everyone secretly nodded and slandered: "This world is really crazy, even stones can hatch eggs, and even Zhou Yan can get full marks in all subjects!" ”

There are absolutely no fools who can go to school and teach in Longcheng No. 2 Middle School!

They all know that a miracle can happen once, and it is definitely possible to happen a second time, a third time!

This Zhou Yan may have been possessed by Wenqu Xing overnight!

Seeing that Zhou Yan was so confident, coupled with the strangeness of the results of the Chinese college entrance examination, Shi Fencai also had confidence.

He said loudly, "If you don't come by then, hum...... I promise you'll come. ”

This sentence is full of confidence.

Shi Fencai's father is a well-known entrepreneur and big boss in the county. Of course, the three religions and nine streams can eat and mix.

Shi Fencai also knew a few of his father's friends in society.

……

"Zhou Yan!" At this time, the classmates in the class understood and walked up to Zhou Yan to toast.

"We used to be at the same table for a week, my name is Xiaoli, remember me?"

A female classmate with big eyes came to Zhou Yan and raised her glass and asked. There seemed to be something inexplicable in her eyes.

In modern society, eighteen or nineteen-year-old high school graduates already know a lot of things.

"Pull aside......" Another male classmate who Zhou Yan couldn't even call out came over: "Yanzi, we are old classmates who have been in the same class since elementary school!" Done! ”

Except for these two, the other students' expressions seemed much more normal.

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"Keep in touch!"

"My OO number is 123456789, what about yours......"

……

Zhou Yan drank a lot of wine and was a little dizzy.

"You've drunk too much." The Universal Scene Converter suddenly said, "Do you want to switch to drinking mode?" ”

Well?

Drinking patterns?

That sounds pretty good.

"What are the benefits of switching to drinking mode?" Zhou Yan asked secretly.

"After switching to a pattern, all the wine you drink will be transformed into pure water."

That's great!

Zhou Yan originally didn't expect that he would become the focus of this graduation party.

According to his past popularity, according to his past achievements, it is impossible for everyone to swarm over to toast him no matter what.

I never thought of it!

The amount of alcohol he drank was not good, and the toasts of his classmates were one cup after another, and several teachers also looked at him "tiger-eyed", and he was indeed a little timid in his heart.

"Good!" Zhou Yan nodded secretly and said, "Change the scene!" ”

"Transition Scene Begins, Three, Two, One......"

With the countdown of the universal scene converter, Zhou Yan was suddenly surprised to find that the wine glasses handed over by his classmates, which were originally filled with pale yellow beer, suddenly turned into colorless pure water!

Hahaha!

As the saying goes, when it's time to pretend*.

There is another sentence that says it better - there is * not pretending, it is stupid * .

Anyway, no matter what happened, Zhou Yan suddenly became arrogant.

He put down the wine glass in his hand, arched his hand to his classmates, and said, "It seems that everyone wants to have a drink with me!" ”

"yes!"

"Yes!"

"You are the champion of this year's college entrance examination Chinese single subject, and the author of the red book "Rebirth Planning Supreme", you can't forget our old classmates!"

"Humph! Even if he will forget us in the future, he will have to make a deep impression on him today! ”

The person who said this was a teacher with a smile on his face, obviously joking.

However, according to his years of experience in interpersonal relationships, if his social status changes, his circle of friends will definitely change. If Zhou Yan really soars into the sky, it's not that he doesn't know his teachers, but the focus on weekdays will definitely be much less.

Celebrities have to have their own life circles!

"Alright then!" Zhou Yan smiled slightly, and said, "It's too slow to come one cup at a time, there are a total of thirty-three students in our class today, and there are six teachers in total." ”

He continued: "One cup at a time is too much trouble...... Waiter, bring a big basin! ”

Hey?

What's to be done?

Classmates and teachers alike were surprised.

Why do you drink so well, what are you doing with a big basin?

However, soon everyone understood what Zhou Yan meant.

"Let's calculate, come to think of it, everyone will toast me a cup today......" He suddenly turned his head to look at Gou Buli, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I guess Gou Buli didn't have this idea in classmate." But I'm very generous and still count him. ”

"The wine glasses in everyone's hands are not big, and a bottle of beer can pour five glasses. That means that if everyone had a drink with me, I should have a little over seven bottles in total. ”

At this time, Zhou Yan had already opened eight bottles of beer with a corkscrew and poured them into the large basin that the waiter had just brought over.

"I'll take a whole number, just eight bottles!" Zhou Yan continued: "Then everyone has a cup!" ”

Everyone froze again.

What's going on?

Drink eight bottles of beer in one go, which is obviously the rhythm of wanting to buy drunk!

No matter how good the amount of alcohol is, if you drink these eight bottles of beer in one go, you should probably be drunk and unconscious, right?

"Isn't that right?"

However, Zhou Yan expressed such a statement, which shocked everyone on the field. Even the homeroom teacher asked cautiously.

"It's okay, I grew up drinking beer." Zhou Yan waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "For me, such a little wine is just sprinkling water......

For the first time, it became the focus of everyone's attention, which also made Zhou Yan float a little.

As you can imagine, he has always been a hindrance in his class grades and no one pays attention to him, but he has become the focus of being held by the stars at today's graduation party, which really makes Zhou Yan very happy.

"Come!" Zhou Yan said: "Let's drink this cup and toast to the fate of the three years of reunion!" ”

Others are toasts, but he is a dry basin......

In front of everyone, he drank all the beer in front of him without stopping!

There was silence at the scene......

Is this still the Zhou Yan I know?

How does it seem to feel completely different!

This is the idea of almost all classmates and teachers.

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