149 Your Durex
Ren Qiong still said it again very patiently, but Yang Yi seemed a little impatient, Made, Lao Tzu was actually pulled by a woman to open a house, wouldn't it be a shame for the master to spread this matter.
Forget it, if you come, you will be safe, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu did push-ups all night tonight, and he was so tired that he couldn't stand up on the ground like a dog, I see how you crazy woman still do things with Lao Tzu.
Thinking of this, Yang Yi stepped forward, slapped the marble tabletop, and shouted, "Why are you a little girl asking so clearly?" We are here to open a room, not to let you explore privacy, or to open a room? ”
When two inexperienced people come together, don't think about it, there will definitely be a joke, the little girl asks what kind of room to open, standard? Advanced? Business? Or is it a suite?
As a result, it was understood by Ren Qiong and Yang Yi as an inquiry into privacy.
Yang Yi roared like this, and the cashier's little sister was also a little angry, disturbing the good dreams that people don't meet once in a century, and yelling at me, you are a giant panda when you are an old lady, and you eat bamboo poles?
The little sister slapped the table and got up, stood up and glared at Yang Yi angrily, and shouted: "I know you're here to open the room, I don't need you to shout out, what's wrong?" Hooking up with a beautiful sister is a shame, isn't it? What do you have to show off? ”
"I'm, I'm hooking up with her?" Yang Yi pointed at Ren Qiong, where is the reason, it is obvious that she is pulling Lao Tzu to come, is it okay?
The cashier's little sister nodded and said, "That's right, this sister is so beautiful, she will open a room with you, it's really a good cabbage to make the pig arch......"
"Your uncle, although Lao Tzu doesn't dare to say that he is handsome, how can he be handsome and chic, how can he be inferior to the shit you say?"
"You are handsome and dashing?!" The cashier's little sister scoffed, and then said to Ren Qiong, "Sister, you say, does he look like shit?" ”
There was no doubt that Ren Qiong nodded in agreement.
Giggles, I finally had the opportunity to bury this guy, and my aunt and grandmother won't let it go.
Yang Yi was so angry that he wanted to jump to his feet, eager to strangle this little sister of the poisonous snake, and gritted his teeth and said, "Where is Lao Tzu not handsome?" Even Kaneshiro didn't dare to say how much better he was than Lao Tzu......"
Kaneshiro Wen, the male god of male gods, used to provoke many girls and young women who wet their little panties in their dreams.
Yang Yi compared himself to himself, and instantly felt that he was taller.
"Phew, don't pee according to your own virtues, don't insult my brother Kaneshiro Wen......" The cashier's little sister has a poisonous snake all the way to the end, probably in the middle of the night, I really can't find someone to talk to relieve my boredom, I caught the two strange men and women in front of me, and I wanted to have a mouth.
Yang Yi didn't say a word, lowered his head and groped for the waistband of his trousers, unbuttoned it, and opened the zipper, revealing the big black boxer pants inside!
"You...... What are you doing! Ren Qiong and the cashier's little sister were startled, exclaimed in unison, and covered one eye.
"Didn't you let me pee on myself? Then I'll sprinkle it......"
is more shameless, Yang Yi dares to call himself the second in the universe, no one dares to jump out and say that he is the first in the universe, who dares to say? Lao Tzu will explode his chrysanthemum!
"You...... Stop......"
Seeing that Yang Yi took off his pants and was about to take off his black pants, the cashier's little sister was about to cry, where had she seen this kind of formation, why was this person so shameless.
"Hmph, isn't Lao Tzu very handsome......" Yang Yi took advantage of the fire to hit the railway.
"Yes, yes, you're handsome......" said the cashier's little sister busily.
"Is Jin Chengwen inferior to Lao Tzu?"
"He's several times worse than you......"
Yang Yizhi proudly lifted his pants, wandered to the counter, and continued the two words: "Open the room!" ”
"What kind of room?!"
The story seems to repeat itself, and the cashier's little sister is still the same problem.
"Gee, you still want me to take my pants off, don't you?"
Yang Yi screamed strangely, pulled his pants and had to take them off again, his grandmother's, he couldn't do it without obscenity!
"Don't, don't......" The little sister hurriedly waved her hand, paused and said gently, "I'm asking what kind of room you open, there are standard and business ......"
It turned out to be like this, Yang Yi suddenly felt embarrassed, and Ren Qiong also blushed, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, embarrassed and embarrassed......
"That...... What kind of open? Yang Yi asked Ren Qiong.
"Label...... Presidential Suite! Ren Qiong just wanted to say that the standard room was fine, but then she thought about it, wouldn't this be wronged by herself, opening the presidential suite, after all, people are still ......
"Yes, just open this!"
Yang Yi nodded with satisfaction, she is worthy of being the eldest sister of a gang, she just will enjoy it, let's follow it today, what is it like to enjoy the presidential suite!
"ID card, room fee ......," the cashier's little sister pulled out a small notebook and continued.
Yang Yi set his eyes on Ren Qiong's body, but unexpectedly, the latter held his hands on his shoulders, raised his head to scan the ceiling, and muttered, "Hmm...... This color is good......"
Your uncle!
Yang Yi is going to scold his mother, the relationship is not your girl's payment, it's not that you pay, why are you shouting so hard?
The cashier's little sister looked at the two of them suspiciously, and Yang Yi asked embarrassedly, "That, how much is the presidential suite for a night?" ”
“2888……”
"What?!" Yang Yi was taken aback, what the hell is this house, it's nearly three thousand yuan a night, "Yes, is it less?" What about 288? ”
"You should be buying groceries, and you are bargaining, 288? It's almost ...... you go to a standard room."
Yang Yi was reluctant to take the standard room, this product was probably used to living a poor life, and he had developed the habit of saving money, so he sighed and said to Ren Qiong: "Or ...... Let's go back......"
Ren Qiong didn't speak, but the meaning was very clear, the old lady had to make a promise.
Yang Yi was helpless, so he had to say to the cashier's little sister: "That...... Let's open a standard room......"
The little sister looked at him in a daze, as if she wanted to see through how this guy's face was refined. The little sister lowered her head and pretended to be unintentional: "Today's men, they are very picky, like an iron rooster, and they are reluctant to live in a presidential suite...... You can't say it's only six dollars when you go out to sell it......"
"Beautiful sister, you say, is such a man still a man?" The cashier's little sister said to Ren Qiong.
"Not counting......"
Ren Qiong said, pretending to glance at Yang Yi unintentionally.
Your uncle, what do you mean by this glance? And you little girl, what's wrong with six yuan for people, people have the ability, why do you want to say what I say like that man?!
Yang Yi didn't mention how depressed he was, these two women sang and harmonized, if he didn't open a presidential suite today, it would be as if he had no conscience.
No wonder the ancients said that three women in one play, two women are actually very scary!
Yang Yi dug out his pocket depressedly, shook out all the money, and said distressedly: "Are you counting enough?" ”
"Don't count, it's enough...... cashier's little sister hurriedly put it away.
Yang Yi saw that her movements were so neat, and couldn't help but say, "Why do I think there are more?" ”
"Then don't count it, and you can make up ......for it if it's missing," the little sister reversed the army.
Yang Yi didn't have a score in his heart, just so much money, where is it, it's really not enough, it's over, count on Ren Qiong? No play!
After registering, Yang Yi carried the key and walked towards the elevator with Ren Qiong.
The cashier's little sister stopped the two of them with a shout: "Hey, you forgot your things......"
The elevator and the counter are not far away, and the hotel is brightly lit, Yang Yi and Ren Qiong can see what the little sister has in her hand at a glance...... A pack of Durex ......
"Your Durex?" Yang Yi had the heart to tease Ren Qiong.
"No, it's your Durex ......"