494 Extremely important reflexes

Chubby's smile is too obscene, otherwise Yang Yi knew him, and he would have wanted to drop a plate on Chubby's face, Nima, such a lewd smile, how can it feel like a bad silver.

Facing the mystery of Xiaopang, Yang Yi was still very curious in his heart, after all, he really couldn't figure it out, he wanted him to open a small stove, he took out a few steamed buns, there must be a hidden mystery in it, maybe ...... It would be a very unexpected surprise.

Surprise, sure enough, it was a surprise, and the surprise made people really have nothing to say, I saw Xiaopang pointing to the four steamed buns on Yang Yi's rice plate and said mysteriously: "Brother Yang, look here!" ”

Yang Yi looked down, only to see Xiaopang pinching the steamed bun with two fingers, the steamed bun was actually cut from the middle, Yang Yi looked at it intently, and instantly grew his mouth in shock, my mother, this and this...... That's awesome, isn't it?

I saw that the originally bulging steamed bun was actually hollowed out, which was stuffed with fried lean meat with oil and juice, not only that, but also sprinkled with two slices of green onions, and suddenly, a refreshing aroma came to his nose, Yang Yi's whole person was intoxicated, and his saliva was instantly overflowing, almost flowing out of his mouth.

"High, really high!" Yang Yi had to give a thumbs up, and said again and again at Xiao Fat, "Your girl's hand is really too inferior, and you must have eaten a lot on weekdays, but ...... I love ......"

"Hey, hey, I'm just like Brother Yang, I usually like to open a small stove, after all, I'm a foodie, but I'm too embarrassed to eat by myself, so I can only come up with such a method, so that not only can I eat comfortably, but I won't be discovered, which makes people satisfied......" There was also a flash of light in Xiaopang's eyes.

Yang Yi nodded again and again: "No wonder your kid has been doing so much difficult physical training all day long, and he can still maintain such a fat body, it turns out that this is the reason......"

"I also hope that Brother Yang will keep it secret for me, if I don't think Brother Yang is a good person, I won't let others find out this secret, these four steamed buns were originally left by me......" Xiaopang also drooled a little.

Yang Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Isn't that my sword snatching love?" ”

"Then how can it be, there is still ready-made meat here, it's a big deal, I'll just get a few more......" Chubby shook his head.

Yang Yi nodded, picked up the dinner plate and said: "Little fatty, well done, don't worry, Brother Yang will never tell others, let's make a fortune in a muffled voice, oh no, eat good meat in a muffled voice!" ”

"What you want......

The two obscene ones bumped into each other, and there was almost no need to think about it, but the degree of obscenity became more and more profound, Yang Yi looked at Xiao Fat's gaze and felt a little like he had met a confidant, this guy ...... Meets my appetite.

Xiaopang also has such thoughts, and he still uses practical actions to show his respect for Yang Yi.

Yang Yimei ate the meat bun with a lot of food, and he had to wipe the corners of his mouth from time to time, so as not to be discovered, otherwise his reputation as an instructor would not be good.

Several soldiers sitting next to him watched him gnaw on steamed buns all the time, and they were all very unbearable, and handed over their pickles or eggs one after another.

"Instructor, don't just eat steamed buns, it's so nutritious, eat an egg, I haven't touched my egg yet......" said a soldier named Zhang Xiaoming.

As soon as he finished speaking, another soldier over there said: "Instructor, you can eat some pickles I just beat, just steamed buns, which are much more delicious than you gnawing like this......"

"Instructor, let's have a sip of porridge......"

"Instructor ......"

"Instructor ......"

For a while, everyone expressed their sincere intentions, Yang Yi blushed, and for a moment, he almost wanted to shout, Lao Tzu eats meat buns, which is much better than you, but he didn't, because he promised Xiaopang before.

He was really blushing and ashamed, but in the eyes of everyone, he thought he was moved, and these soldiers suddenly became more and more attentive.

Yang Yi swallowed a piece of meat in his mouth with difficulty, waved his hand again and again, and said: "No, no, I like to eat like this, you can eat yours quickly, don't delay the training later, don't worry about my ......"

Everyone gave up one after another, but they secretly glanced at Yang Yi while eating.

This meal was probably the most uncomfortable Yang Yi had eaten in his life, and it was treated as a giant panda for people to watch, which really made him feel very hairy, he just ate two steamed buns and left.

Of course, the other two meat buns were not left, but were taken out of the canteen by him in his hands.

This fell in the eyes of everyone, and it made everyone sad for a while, the instructor was too frugal, not to mention eating steamed buns, and taking away two hungry times to add to the stomach, what else do we have to complain about him.

You know, he's younger than us, he can have such a good character, and we're not disciplined, so I'm so sorry for the instructor.

If Yang Yi can hear the voices of these people at this moment, it is estimated that his legs will be weak, and he will kneel on the ground sincerely, brothers, I know that I am wrong, I shouldn't steal food, don't you hold me up so high? I really can't stand it!

Running back to his room, Yang Yi finally let go of the courage to eat the two meat buns into his stomach, in order to prevent someone from suddenly breaking in, he ate so quickly that after the two meat buns were eaten, he was burping all the time.

This state continued until he went to the training ground, and he was still 'c......lucking' endlessly.

Probably, this is God's punishment for stealing food.

Looking at the twenty people standing neatly in front of him, Yang Yi lowered his head and looked at the notes made by Xiaopang and a monk last night in his hand, this is the suggestion he made after reading the form made by Xiaopang yesterday, such as ...... Let Dong Ping fight whack-a-mole, for example, let Wang Dashan catch chickens or something......

"Well, now I'll distribute everyone's tasks......" Yang Yi said expressionlessly, such a serious matter, but unfortunately, Yang Yi suddenly burped without warning.

"Giggle......"

This sound was too sudden and unexpected, and it was quite embarrassing, Yang Yi's face turned red, and the twenty soldiers standing in front of him all held back a smile, and couldn't help but secretly say in their hearts: "Look, this is probably the consequence of the instructor who eats four steamed buns and doesn't drink a mouthful of porridge, a lesson from the past, you must not be the same as the instructor in the future!" ”

Yang Yi had to force his composure and continued: "Dong Ping and Zhang Xiaoming are out of the ranks, ......"

Dong Ping and Zhang Xiaoming walked out of the team with a smile, saluted and said: "Dong Ping (Zhang Xiaoming) has already been listed, please ask the instructor for instructions......"

"What's that...... Did you two see the equipment over there? "......" Yang Yi pointed to a very strange thing in the corner.

There were a lot of strange things on this training ground overnight, and these twenty people had already noticed it, but they didn't know what it was for, and they all turned their eyes to Yang Yi, hoping that he could answer his questions.

Yang Yi continued: "Starting today, in the next ten days, the training goal of the two of you is that thing, and that thing is specifically for ...... Boom......"

Specially designed for 'huh'? The crowd was speechless for a while.

Yang Yi was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into, your sister, don't let people talk well, thinking of this, he slapped his head, and then punched himself in the chest, Deng Shi felt a lot better, as if something had fallen into his stomach.

But this action fell in the eyes of everyone, but it was inexplicable, could it be that the instructor became a psychopath?

Finally stopped burping, Yang Yi felt much more comfortable, he continued: "That equipment is specially used to fight whack-a-mole, Dong Ping and Zhang Xiaoming's task is to act as a gopher for a day, and then the other person will take a hammer to beat the gopher, and when can the gopher stick out its head and the hammer can be hit by it, then your training task is completed, and you can proceed to the next one!" ”

"No...... No way?! Everyone's eyes widened, and their eyes were full of disbelief, but Dong Ping and Zhang Xiaoming were so angry that their faces were pale, and their bodies were a little trembling.

Dong Ping has an upright temperament, and when he has something to say, he took a step forward and said with an unkind face: "Instructor, what do you mean by this?" I, Dong Ping, are here to train, not to play games, what gophers do you want me to fight? Don't do it! ”

"Yo, you actually used Lao Tzu on me?!" The corners of Yang Yi's mouth twitched, and a strange and inexplicable smile appeared on his face.

Looking at his smile, Dong Ping instinctively felt a little bad, and hurriedly changed his words: "Instructor, don't get me wrong, the two words I said are not scolding you, I am ...... Questioning the decision you made, yes, that's right, it's questioning the decision you just made, how can I let a third-level elite go whack-a-mole? This, this, this...... That's, isn't it?! ”

"What? Don't you want to?! Yang Yi raised his eyebrows, and he had the urge to hit someone.

Dong Ping shook his head and said very sincerely: "No, I'm either unwilling, or I feel a little inexplicable, instructor, if you can't come up with a convincing reason, I will never fight this gopher, even if you kill me!" ”

"Hmm...... Character, good, I appreciate you! Yang Yi said, and shouted at the others, "Everyone heard it, right?" Dong Ping immediately said it when he had doubts in his heart, and the rest of you will be like him later, if you have any questions, you can raise them, I am a very casual person, if you have a problem, just say, don't bury it in your heart, and don't care about my face, face is given by yourself, not by others! ”

After saying this, Yang Yi refocused his attention on Zhang Xiaoming's body and asked, "Presumably Xiao Ming is also confused, right?" ”

Zhang Xiaoming nodded, Yang Yi spoke again, only to see him hold up the form in his hand and come to the front of the two, pointed to the data behind the names of the two and said: "Look at the reaction ability of the two of you, the total score of 100 points will be about 40 points, what kind of concept is this, he is also a soldier, and he is not as good as the reaction ability of ordinary people, is it a shame?!" ”

Dong Ping and Zhang Xiaoming probably knew very well that their reaction ability was not up to par, so they were a little embarrassed, and lowered their heads and didn't say a word.

Yang Yi continued: "Soldiers are going to the battlefield, if the reaction ability is insufficient, then it is very likely that you will not be able to guess the enemy's actions, this is a very dangerous thing, it is easy to die under the enemy's gun, I say this, can you two understand this?!" ”