Chapter 410: Let people eat tofu
This person couldn't bear Hu Bin's mother's sugar-coated cannonballs, and hurriedly confessed: "It's different, it's different, it's very different."
Girl, you think, it's like you lost your wallet in the toilet, and you ran to the bathhouse to find it, can you find it?
It's nothing if you can't find your wallet, and if you can't find your soul, it's a bad dish? Originally, if you don't call the soul, he himself may go home slowly. But you just screamed in the hospital, if your son's soul didn't hear it, then that's fine, just don't scream. β
The man stopped abruptly at this point, as if considering whether or how to say what was next.
Hu Bin's mother shook herself coquettishly, urging repeatedly: "What if you hear it?" Big brother, you say baa, you say baa. "She was originally called Deng Jiaojiao, and she changed her name to Deng Sunflower twenty years ago, which means that sunflowers bloom to the sun.
Hu Bin's mother is very good at coquettishness, but her coquettishness is only exported and not sold domestically, and she would rather be with a foreign country than a domestic slave, and Lao Hu has never enjoyed it.
Of course, the coquettishness of middle-aged women can only deal with middle-aged and elderly men, and if they are coquettish to young people, they will only give people goosebumps. And this person happens to be a middle-aged man, and he has no immunity to such coquettishness and the chest clinging to his arm.
Honest business and abide by the contract, this person hurriedly delivered: "What kind of place is the hospital?" Of course, it is a place to heal and save people, but it is also a place where people often die! The black and white impermanence of the Yin Division, the bull head and horse face are often frequented.
Therefore it is good that your son's soul has not heard thee. If you hear it and come here in a daze, won't it be a bad dish? The black-and-white impermanence bull-headed horse saw a lonely soul wandering, and didn't take him away with his hand? β
This sounds like nonsense to staunch atheists. But Hu Bin's mother believes it! Otherwise, she wouldn't have screamed.
Hu Bin's mother was scared and clinged closer to this person. Not only the chest, but also the abdomen. Even that, the place where Lao Hu often fought and worked hard was attached to the back of this man's hand. Hu Bin's mother asked for advice in a trembling voice: "Then, what can I do, this is called." Big brother, you can give me a way to crack it, please. β
Hu Bin's mother shook her body and offered a big bribe to this person. She knew that this trick worked, and the general manager of Lao Hu's automobile transportation company used this trick to bribe. Of course, bribing the leaders of the transportation bureau is real, and now it is just to make this person scratch his boots.
Hu Bin's mother miscalculated, this trick is useless to this person. It's not that this person refuses to be corrupted and will never get wet, this person even hopes that Hu Bin's mother can go further. It's just that this person really doesn't have a way to crack it, just now he was just talking nonsense based on his imagination. If he really wants to come up with a decent way to crack it, he won't be able to make it up for a while.
Although everyone has a lustful heart, although the woman in front of her looks very good, although the perfume smell on this woman is very attractive.
This man just hated himself for not choosing the promising profession of the god stick in the first place, but he had no intention of continuing to deceive, he honestly said: "I don't know how to crack it, and I am not familiar with black and white impermanence." β
Hu Bin's mother didn't give up, increased the range of twisting her body, and begged softly: "No~, big brother, you are so knowledgeable, you must have a way to crack it." Big brother, is it impossible to divulge the secret? Let's go where no one is around, and I promise not to leak it out. β
Hu Bin's mother's plan is to go to a place where there is no one and let you touch a few hands, what else can you do? A few touches are indispensable for the old lady to have a piece of meat, and saving her son is a matter of burning her eyebrows.
This person didn't want to go to a place where there was no one, her husband was standing behind her, and she knew by looking at the horse's face that he was not a good stubble. Just eat tofu here, you can't eat braised pork. The man smiled bitterly, "I really don't know! Actually, what I just said is common sense, and children in the third grade of elementary school knowβ"
Before the man could finish speaking, he heard a loud shout: "You mean, we are not as good as third-grade elementary school students?" "Lao Hu began to find fault.
Lao Hu couldn't hold it back for a long time. Nima, just wipe your chest, and rub your stomach again! You Mabi, how dare you wipe it there! It belongs to Lao Tzu alone, and no one dares to touch it in this world.
Oh, no, tsk, Mabi's, Director Zhou has touched it. But that's the Director, who are you? Dare to touch Lao Tzu's exclusive economic zone. This guy doesn't fight enough to be angry!
Of course, there must be a reason for beating someone, and no matter what the crooked reasoning is, there must be a reason. Otherwise, people are kind enough to give you guidance, but you start beating people. There's no way to say this.
If you point out that this guy is a hooligan and takes advantage of the danger of others to invade Lao Tzu's territorial airspace, this will be fine. But at this point, he has lost a lot of face.
Obviously, this person is extremely smart, otherwise he would not have come up with a crooked idea to dispel Hu Bin's mother's soul. If you don't get away with other people's wives as soon as possible, are you waiting here to be beaten by her husband?
This person hurriedly pulled his arm out of Hu Bin's mother's arms, shook his hand at Lao Hu Lian and said, "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I didn't say that you are not as good as a third-grade elementary school student." β
Lao Hu continued to find fault: "Then you mean that we are not as good as fourth-grade elementary school students?" You got me upgraded, so thank you! β
This person had already prepared to retreat, and when he heard Lao Hu's murderous thanks, he secretly asked if he didn't run away at this time, when would he stay? didn't answer Lao Hu's words, just pulled out his feet and ran. While running, I thought, alas, it would be nice if it was summer, and the core feel is not very precise.
Lao Hu wanted to chase after him, but he didn't worry about leaving his wife here alone, so he could only stomp his feet and sigh and hate. Of course, Hu Bin's mother knew where her husband's problem came from and wanted to scold him. Thinking about how long it has been since I took care of my son, I don't know what is going on now. Hu Bin's mother lost the interest of sprinkling with her husband, and ran to the outpatient observation room in a panic. Lao Hu, of course, followed.
As soon as he ran to the outpatient building, a crown drove at high speed with its headlights on and stopped with a creak next to Hu Bin's mother. According to Hu Bin's mother's personality, she must be scolded. As soon as his mouth opened, he saw He Qiang coming out of the car. He Qiang is his son's friend, and of course Hu Bin's mother knows him. So the curse that had reached the lips was swallowed.
Immediately afterwards, the driver also got out of the car and walked quickly to He Qiang's side to support him. Then He Qiang's mother also got out of the car. As soon as the two women met, they immediately knew that the other son's son was suffering from the same disease as her own.
Hu Bin's mother quietly said to He Qiang's mother: "This disease can't be treated in the hospital, and the cause can't even be found." You go and call He Qiang for the soul, I have already called it just now. β
Hu Bin's mother has sinister intentions. She thought that if Hu Bin's soul was called to the hospital, how lonely and dangerous would it be? It's always better to have a strong soul with you, at least it's not a lonely soul.
He Qiang's mother has a weak personality and is not as spicy as Hu Bin's mother. But He Qiang's mother is smarter than Hu Bin's mother, but she is also a college graduate.
Hu Bin's mother will do whatever she thinks of as long as it is beneficial to herself or her son, even if it hurts the sky, she will not hesitate, never considering whether it is right or wrong and what the consequences will be.
He Qiang's mother smiled weakly at Hu Bin's mother and said, "He Qiang's father is a state cadre, so he can't engage in superstitious activities in public. Besides, He Qiang is itchy and diarrhea all over his body, but his consciousness is clear, and he doesn't look like he has lost his soul. Thank you, though. β
He Qiang's mother's words made Lao Hu sigh with emotion. Why is He Qiang's mother so sensible? Everyone knows how to maintain the image of her husband. Ah, when did my wife ever think about her husband? People are more popular than dead people! They are all women, they are all women who are wives, why is the gap so big!
Lao Hu didn't think about it carefully, Hu Bin's mother's virtue was completely used to by himself. Hu Bin's mother was not treated at all in her mother's house, and her own mother was also patriarchal.
Lao Hu knew that he was too cold, and he was distressed to find such a flower-like wife, and he coaxed her to develop this kind of virtue for a long time.
And He Qiang's mother is much more pitiful, and Lao He doesn't take his wife seriously at all. Lao He was a leader outside like a dog, and when he got home, he still beat his wife. It's just that He Qiang's mother wants to save face, and she never says anything when she is beaten, and outsiders don't know.
Not only Lao He, but He Qiang never took his mother seriously. So today, He Qiang ran away with his mother on his shoulder, and fought for his mother, which moved He Qiang's mother to a mess.
As he spoke, He Qiang had been helped into the outpatient building by the driver. This was followed by a series of tests and tests. He Qiang scratched all over his body, and he was humming and humming.
After a while, the test report came out, and the doctor said to He Qiang's mother: "This He Qiang's condition is the same as the one named Hu Bin just now, from the symptoms to the test results." β
He Qiang was already extremely irritable by the itching all over his body, and before his mother could speak, he choked the doctor and said, "You are talking nonsense!" We were beaten by the same gang and the symptoms were of course the same. β
Yes! Hu Bin's mother, Lao Hu, and He Qiang's mother were all surprised. Hu Bin's mother hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "He Qiang, tell Aunt SΓΉ quickly!" It was the king who beat it, and Auntie helped you fight it back. β
He Qiang was just about to speak, but suddenly covered his stomach and said, "Ouch, I'll go to the toilet first!" The driver hurriedly helped He Qiang to the bathroom with a stack of toilet paper.
He Qiang went and came back quickly, his stomach was already empty, and now he only had a kind of defecation.
He Qiang sat down on the chair, and did not answer the questions of his mother and Hu Bin's mother, but angrily said to the doctor: "You quack, the skill you learned on a cloudy day, you know that you can't cure Lao Tzu's disease, and you know that you can't check anything wrong, you still do a lot of tests, and you spend a lot of money in vain, and you also draw a lot of Lao Tzu's blood." Is that blood easy to grow? How much food do you have to eat to grow so little blood, you have to pay it back to Lao Tzu! β
The doctor has seen a lot of strange patients all day long, but he has not cultivated a good character that is not strange. Seeing He Qiang's clear gangster, and insulting his medical skills, he didn't fight anywhere.