Chapter 1: Give Me Back My Balls
"Treat me with long hair and waist, can my son marry me?"
The soft and glutinous female voice, mixed with a little immaturity, attracted the curious eyes of the people in Luoxian Town.
As the voice passed, a handsome young man with thick eyebrows was carrying a half-human-high long sword, and a pair of flying sword-style emblems at the collar showed his identity as a sword cultivator.
No matter what kind of cultivation he is, in the eyes of the mortals of Luoxian Town, he is a high-ranking immortal master.
The voice, of course, was not made by him, but by the woman in his arms.
A girl under the age of thirteen, thin as if she had no bones, after saying this, she still hugged the waist of the immortal master tightly, and it can be imagined that she should have a happy and shy face.
After the confession, the girl slowly raised her head and looked at the tall sword cultivator affectionately.
Although it is a coarse linen dress, it is difficult to hide the delicate and fresh face of the girl. On the contrary, it brings out her pure temperament that is not stained by the mud, and when she grows up, she must be a beauty.
With such a beautiful scenery, the fairy master and the beautiful woman, maybe there will be a good story?
As soon as the girl raised her head, she pushed away the man she had just confessed, and screamed in horror like an injured rabbit:
"You, you, you're not Brother Xu?"
There seemed to be a mist in the girl's eyes, and she bit her lip, but she turned around and ran away sadly.
Seeing such a scene, many people began to shake their heads, poor little girl, at such a young age, is so infatuated.
It's a pity that I recognized the wrong person.
Jian Xiu's thick eyebrows furrowed, his eyes were a little confused, and he seemed to be caught in a memory, and when he came back to his senses, he slapped his head and whispered "bad" to himself, and then began to chase after him.
The onlookers did not disperse, and they were the most gossip about such episodes:
One is a handsome and extraordinary sword cultivator, and the other is a beautiful girl.
What kind of sparks will be created?
"Stop, or I'll kill you!"
Hearing the cold voice behind her, the little girl had to stop, still looking shy and panicked, and turned around, without speaking, just looking at the person in front of her with such an aggrieved and overwhelmed look.
"Who are you? Who sent you? The young man Jian Xiu stared coldly at the weak girl in front of him with a stinky face, and he didn't mean to pity the jade at all.
Jian Xiu's voice was fierce and cold, and it scared the little girl.
"The little woman Lin forgot her worries, knowing that she was a mortal whose fate was as cheap as mud, and she should not touch the immortal master who was high above. What happened just now is to forget your worries, you shouldn't be mistaken for my brother Xu, in fact, your body shape is too similar. ”
The girl's eyes were red, her little face was pale, and she was weak and boneless, as if she would fall when the wind blew.
It's obvious that she recognized the wrong person, why did she become the other party?
"What a mouth". Glancing at the woman in front of him impatiently, Jian Xiu snorted coldly and continued to speak:
"Don't pretend, I'll just steal from you out of curiosity. There are some things that you mortals cannot have. Give me back, I don't think anything happened today. ”
Lin Wang's tears finally couldn't hold back any longer, rolling down from his flushed eyes like broken pearls, and his body was still trembling with anger, as if he might fall down at any time.
Jian Xiu was even more irritable: "If you don't hand it over, I'll search it." ”
Lin Wangwu finally fell to the ground all of a sudden, lifted her face like a delicate flower after the rain after being covered with tears, and said miserably:
"A woman of mine was searched on the street, how do you want me to behave in the future?"
"Don't worry, I won't touch you." Jian Xiu was already starting to get a little impatient. I've seen a woman, but I've never seen someone who is so good at pretending, blind with such a beautiful skin.
Lin Wangwu wiped the tears that fell on his face, seemed to have mustered up enough courage, bit his lip desperately, and began to say again:
"Is it true that the immortal master can't find it, so he wants to take me back and continue to search?"
Jian Xiu replied without thinking, "That's nature. ”
Lin Wangwu still lowered his head sadly, but a smile flashed in his eyes, but his voice was not shown at all, and he still had such a pitiful trill:
"It's still A-Niang who is right, forgetting that this face is a disaster, and she will definitely be snatched back as a concubine by the ** immortal master. If I knew this, I should have listened to A-Niang and shouldn't have gone out. ”
The onlookers are basically mortals, looking at Lin Wangwu, a young girl who is not old, just because she is beautiful, she was persecuted in public by the high-ranking immortal master, like a prostitute in the playbook, how can she not be angry?
It's really Lin Wangwei's performance that makes people unconsciously ignore the most important point: she provoked the immortal master first.
Besieged by mortal saliva, this sword cultivator was really on fire, and snorted angrily: "My Spirit Sword Sect Qin Xun, do you still need to grab a mortal woman?" ”
As soon as the three words of the Spirit Sword Sect came out, the attitude of the people immediately changed.
"Huh? He's from the Spirit Sword Sect? He looks so handsome. ”
"The Spirit Sword Sect has a good style, but maybe there are scum."
"No, Immortal Master Qin is the personal disciple of the head of the Spirit Sword Sect, last time my cousin's brother-in-law made a demon in the village, it was Immortal Master Qin who brought people to save their whole village."
"Little girl, just let him check it, the immortal masters of the Spirit Sword Sect are all good people."
As a habitual offender, Lin Wangwu's reaction was also extremely fast, still using her soft voice, which seemed to be forcibly suppressing her crying, and spoke very reasonably:
"Since the uncles and uncles all praise Qin Immortal Master's character, then you can search for it, the little woman believes that Qin Immortal Master must be a good person."
Seeing Lin Wangwu biting his lip, looking pitiful that he had been wronged and had nowhere to tell, Qin Xun was upset for no reason, it was the first time he had encountered it if he had stolen something and was so reasonable.
didn't bother to talk to her more, Qin Xun covered Lin Wangwei with a circle of light.
Everywhere the aperture passes, you don't need to touch or undress, you can sense everything on her body.
But why is it gone? How could there not be? Where did it go? That's impossible! A good egg, can it disappear out of thin air?
Seeing that Jian Xiu staring at him with a shocked face, Lin Wangxian felt a sense of pride in his heart, but his face showed a look of panic and helplessness, as if he had been wronged so much that he really wanted to be arrested and taken back as a concubine.
Lin Wangwu was thinking about how to get out, when he heard a voice as warm as the autumn sun: "Senior brother, what are you doing here?" ”
The speed of the person who came was very fast, like a gust of wind blowing in front of Lin Wangwu, and he kindly reached out and pulled Lin Wangwu who was sitting on the ground up.
Lin Wangwu raised his head and saw a beautiful picture like a character in a picture scroll, that familiar feeling made Lin Wangwu's heart can't help but beat a little faster, and the call for help that he originally wanted was stuck in his throat and couldn't speak.
The crowd cheered and shouted a name
"Luoyun City"
"Luo Xianshi"
It seems that this immortal master is also a well-known figure in Luoxian Town.
"Girl, are you alright?" It wasn't until Luo Xianshi opened his mouth that Lin Wangwu came back to his senses, and hurriedly grabbed the other party's sleeve with all his might:
"The immortal master saved me, this wicked man framed me for stealing things, and wanted to arrest me."
"Senior brother, what's going on?" Luo Yuncheng was also carrying a long sword on his back, and a pair of sword-shaped emblems were also hung on his shoulders.
But unlike Qin Xun standing there like a sharp sword out of the sheath, this Luoyun City gives people a gentle and cordial feeling, as beautiful as the clouds on the horizon, and people can't help but feel close and dependent.
"Senior brother, this thief stole my eggs! But somehow it just can't be found. Qin Xun was annoyed and glared at Lin Wangwu with a pretentious face.
It's really bad luck today, is there such a woman who reverses black and white? Stole his treasure and dare to bite back? Women are really troublesome creatures, and even mortals who have not cultivated are not worrying.
The most hateful thing is that she is too capable of pretending, she looks like she is crying and fainting in fright, but her speech is very clear, and she sued Luo Yuncheng in black and white, why didn't you really faint?
Load, you load hard!
Qin Xun was angry, this bold Lin forgot to worry, and he didn't forget to give Qin Xun a smiling face that his treacherous plan succeeded.
Qin Xun saw that this expression finally went from dead to alive, and no matter what senior brother, what Spirit Sword Sect prestige, what rules did not allow bullying mortals, he reached out to catch Lin Wangwu.
Returning to Qin Xun's smile that had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, Lin Wangwu grabbed his senior brother's sleeve and shouted: "Luo Xian Master, help, he wants to kill me." ”
"Senior brother! Don't stop yet. ”
Luo Yuncheng used his body to block Lin Wangwu's body, seemingly unprincipled favoritism: "Senior brother, I have checked her with my divine sense, and there are no eggs at all. Didn't you just search for it? Did you find something? ”
"Nope. But,"
"It's nothing, since I didn't find it, it was a misunderstanding. According to your temperament, you must not apologize, forget it, I apologize for you, you don't have to bully her anymore, otherwise, you will go back alone to receive the punishment first. ”
Qin Xun was anxious but didn't speak again, receiving the punishment? He didn't want it.
Although his senior brother treats others generously, he is not the kind of person who does not distinguish between them, and he will not be fascinated by beauty. Why was I stunned by this little girl like a dry wood stick today?
Qin Xun also knew that the more he explained, the more chaotic it became, so he simply stopped mentioning it. In his heart, he was worried that she was just a mortal, and when would he avoid his senior brother and follow her again.
Who would have thought that the senior brother invited the little girl in front of him, dressed in coarse linen clothes and like a wanderer, to go to the best inn in Luoxian Town to eat.
Qin Xun had a black face, but he still followed, it was about his balls.
This stinky girl, why don't you die, such a thin person, she actually ordered eight dishes in one go! Qin Xun glared at Lin Wangwu fiercely: "Can you finish eating?" ”
"My mother taught me from a young age that it's not right to waste food. Qin Immortal Master can rest assured that he will not waste food if he forgets his worries. ”
Well, it's like a human saying, and there's half a sentence below it.
"If I can't finish eating, I'll let Xiao Er pack it." Lin Wangwu said as he ordered two more dishes.
Qin Xun vomited blood directly, talking to this dead girl, it was really more tiring than getting rid of demons.
Compared to Qin Xun's various indifference, Luo Yuncheng's demeanor was excellent, showing a smile that could charm a female creature, and at the same time, he also gently gave that Lin Wangwu a dish.
Qin Xun couldn't figure it out, senior brother, today, his demeanor was too good. Could it be that this girl is the illegitimate daughter of her senior brother outside?
Seeing that Lin Wangwu had almost finished eating, Luo Yuncheng asked patiently while arranging for the store to pack it for her:
"Do you want to cultivate immortals?"
"I don't want to." Lin Wangwu refused without even thinking about it. "I heard that the immortal masters are very tired from cultivating, and they will be killed."
"That's it, that's a pity, originally our Spirit Sword Sect recruited new ones tomorrow, and I thought you would be interested." Luo Yuncheng was a little disappointed: "I sensed that you had a short sword on your body just now, and I thought you would definitely like sword cultivation very much." ”
Being said by Luo Yuncheng, Lin Wangwu also felt that the clothes that had been hanging on his chest were hidden, and the half-cut small sword used as a necklace seemed to have been jumping non-stop after seeing Luo Yuncheng.
This is not normal.
But why? Could it be that he really has a talent for sword cultivation?
Lin Wangwu couldn't even bother to eat the food, and stared at Luo Yuncheng deadly: "Can you ask another question?" ”
"You say."
"Isn't there a lot of treasures in the Spirit Sword Sect, like, the sword on your body? Also, what kind of egg did he say? ”
Qin Xun almost sprayed vegetables, what kind of money did this woman become, and she also beat the idea of their natal spirit sword, and she didn't look at her identity.
Luo Yuncheng patiently explained to Lin Wangwu, but his eyes glanced at Qin Xun, which was quite a bit of a warning.
"Of course, our sword cultivators are already the poorest, and we don't have many treasures on us. If you encounter Qi cultivation who is good at refining weapons, you will be truly treasured. The Beast Master also has a variety of spirit beast eggs. ”
Qin Xun opened his mouth, but finally decided not to dismantle his senior brother's platform, snorted coldly, and said no more.
Seeing with his own eyes the few golden and low-level magic weapons displayed by Luo Yuncheng, Lin Wangwu's eyes finally lit up:
"I'm going to cultivate immortals."