[ps: My mother is sick and busy seeing my mother, so I can only take time to update it every day. I'm going to accompany my mom for surgery tomorrow, and I'll be back in the evening to update. 】

Xuan Xuan Dao was very angry, he was angry at what Su Wen had done.

"Where's Su Wen?" Xuanxuan Daoist finally made up his mind to have a good talk with Su Wen.

"Master, he's at Uncle Lingsong."

"Call him over!"

……

Su Wen reluctantly arrived at the main hall.

"The others go out first, and I'll talk to Su Wen alone."

"Master, what are you looking for me for, are you planning to send me down the mountain?"

"Down the mountain?"

"Isn't it, I thought that my ancestor had a conscience and planned to send me away from Laoshan."

"I want to leave Laoshan and dream!" Xuanxuan Daoist saw through Su Wen's trick, "You still obediently become a disciple of my Laoshan faction, don't think about leaving in this life." ”

"Hehe, actually, I don't plan to leave now." Su Wen was very calm, "Laoshan is still very interesting, I have a lot of interesting things, let me leave now, I don't want to leave yet." ”

Xuan Xuan Dao Chang glared at Su Wen: "When you arrive at my Laoshan Mountain, you are my Laoshan disciple, and you have to abide by the rules of my Laoshan faction." ”

Su Wen nodded, he had long known that the Xuanxuan Daoist would mention this: "Master, I have written down all the nine major precepts and seventeen minor precepts of Laoshan Mountain. ”

Xuanxuan Daoist people were a little unconvinced: "For example, the seventh great precept? ”

"Quit disobedience and unfilial piety!"

"The twelfth little precept?"

"Quit eating and being lazy."

……

asked a few questions in a row, and the Xuanxuan Daoist was surprised. Su Wen really remembered everything.

Xuan Xuan Dao people naturally didn't know that Su Wen had the ability to remember, and the primary memory technique rewarded by the system was not covered.

As early as on the way here, Su Wen guessed that Xuan Xuan Dao might ask this, so he deliberately spent two minutes reciting it.

"Su Wen, since you have already read the rules of our Laoshan faction, why do you have to violate them repeatedly?"

Here's the key.

"Master, don't talk nonsense, when did I violate it?"

"Is the rice of the Laoshan faction pooped by the chicken and can't be eaten, isn't the chicken instructed by you?"

"The ancestor has been wronged!" Su Wen hurriedly said. "What chickens. I've never seen it before, let alone instructed chickens to poop in the rice. ”

"Everyone else says you did it."

"Master, maybe someone else deliberately planted it for me. This kind of thing needs to be evidence-based, and the master came to accuse me indiscriminately. lost his identity as an ancestor. ”

Xuan Xuan Dao was stunned. How could he be blamed by Su Wen.

"What's going on with the few spirit grasses in the backyard?"

"Spirit grass. Let me think. ”

"Someone saw that you got the spirit grass to be used as a pot dish, what else do you have to quibble."

"Master, I remembered." Su Wen patted his head. "Uncle Lingsong didn't cook any more dishes, so he asked me to go out and find some, but I just arrived in Laoshan and I am not familiar with the place, so where can I find something to cook. Just when I didn't know what to do, I saw a small vegetable garden surrounded by a fence, and although I didn't know what kind of vegetables were growing in the garden, I picked a little bit in order not to make Uncle Lingsong anxious. ”

"You ......"

"Master, I don't know, you can't punish you!"

"You don't know it, but what you have done is so bad that you must be punished."

"Master, if this is the case, then everyone in the Laoshan Sect must be punished with me."

"Why?"

"Master, I don't know that I want to be punished, shouldn't you be punished for eating spiritual grass without knowing it?"

"This ......"

"The dinner that day was very fragrant, I remember that except for Uncle Liu, who was sweeping the floor, Laoshan pie ate up and down."

"Forget it."

"The ancestor is wise!"

……

"What about the three pavilions in the back mountain?"

"Master, I had a dream, and my ancestor gave me a dream, and he said that the three pavilions in the back mountain broke the feng shui of the Laoshan faction."

"So you're going to burn it."

"Master Ancestor is wise again, admire!"

Xuanxuan Daoist is really going crazy, he is now Su Wen is a hedgehog, it is easy to knead it, but he can't find a place.

"You go down first!"

"Master, then I'm leaving?"

"Let's go!" Xuan Xuan Dao waved his hand, "By the way, don't forget to come to me tomorrow morning, you have entered the Laoshan Sect, and I will teach you some martial arts." ”

"Thank you!"

Su Wen verbally agreed lightly, but he didn't think that he was really a disciple of the Laoshan Sect.

……

"Uncle Lingsong, what are you eating today?"

"Eat snakes!"

"Snake soup, delicious!"

"Eat it raw!"

……

"Xiaoyan, where are we going?"

"Go to Uncle Lingye's."

"Senior Uncle Lingye?"

"There are three second-generation disciples, namely Uncle Lingsong, Uncle Lingye and Uncle Lingyin, and the one who lives here is Uncle Lingye, and he likes Dongxuanzi."

"Dong Xuanzi, what is it?"

"I don't know," he said.

"Damn,!" Su Wen muttered, "But Xiao Yan, what are we doing here." ”

"Every week, two disciples change the quilt for Uncle Lingye, and today it's our turn."

"Change the quilt?"

"Hmm!"

The two of them talked all the way, and they arrived at Uncle Lingye's residence.

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island!"

"That's Uncle Lingye, a big man with a picky foot!"

"My Fair Lady, Gentleman!"

"Damn, is he reciting poetry?"

"Uncle Lingye can only read this poem, and he will recite it several times a day."

"No, it won't!"

The two of them arrived at Lingye's side.

Su Wen saw Lingye's appearance clearly, this guy had a scruffy beard. The head was messy like a bird's nest, the bowl for the morning meal was still there, one hand touched the big toe, and the other hand held a yellow book that could not be yellowed anymore.

This image, typical silk!

"Uncle Shi!"

"Uncle Lingye!"

"Let's go change the quilt!" Lingye pointed to the inside of the house.

Su Wen was about to walk into the house, but suddenly stopped: "Uncle Lingye, are you really reading the Book of Poetry?" ”

Lingye looked at Su Wen strangely: "Didn't you hear me recite?" ”

Su Wen naturally heard it, but what he saw in front of him seemed to be a little different: "Uncle Shi, you took it down." ”

Ling Ye was stunned, and his face turned red: "I have memorized it by heart." What's wrong with it being reversed? ”

"Uncle Lingye. Then you wouldn't read such a yellow book, would you? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, who reads the yellow book?"

"Isn't this yellow?"

"Yellow?"

"It's yellow, yellow can't be any more yellow."

Lingye was stunned, and he looked at Su Wen carefully: "How did you show up?" ”

Su Wen was puzzled. frowned: "It's obvious! ”

"Damn. I thought I was hiding it well. I didn't expect it to be shown by your kid, amazing! After Lingye finished speaking, he simply turned the yellow book to the second page. Hug Puzi 36 styles, abridged version, handed down from the Ming Dynasty. ”

Su Wen was speechless when he saw the annotation on the second page and the blood-spurting illustration.

"Uncle Shi, the yellow book I'm talking about is just that your book has been in place for too long, and it's a little yellow."

"Forehead ......"

Lingye looked back at Su Wen with a look of shame.

"Actually, Uncle Shi, you see how boring this is, there are many things in the world that are more beautiful than this."

"Really?"

"Nature is true."

"It's better than the thirty-sixth style of Dong Xuanzi?"

"Of course, I'll tell you, now people in the world watch the live-action version." Su Wen sat next to Lingye, and for this simple otaku who was dozens of years old, he began an in-depth speech about action romance films, until Lingye was stunned for a moment, and Su Wen was over.

"Su Wen, when will you take me outside to see and see?"

"Uncle Shi, this is not right."

"We two brothers, what's right, don't you treat me as a brother?"

"Uncle Shi, pay attention to seniority."

"Bullshit, you will be my brother in the future."

"Uncle Shi, that's embarrassing."

"What kind of do you, I just say okay." Ling Ye shouted, but then said in a low voice, "As long as you take Uncle Shi out to see and learn, Uncle Shi will not forget your benefits, I have a collection of Double Cultivation Secret Methods, you can lend it to me for two days." ”

"Uncle Shi, what is the secret method of double cultivation?"

"The secret method of sexual intercourse between men and women can not only increase cultivation, but also experience the joy of fish and water."

Su Wen was overjoyed, this is a good thing!

"I'm moved, so let's go down the mountain now?"

"Uncle Shi, it's still not good, I'm just an ordinary disciple, I can't go down the mountain casually."

"That's just as well." Lingye seemed to know, "It seems that the master has explained, anyone can leave, but you can't leave Laoshan!" ”

"Uncle Shi, my life is so miserable!"

"It's hard to stay in Laoshan for the rest of your life, but it's not without the opportunity to leave."

"How do you leave?"

"There are two ways, do you want to hear it?"

"Uncle Shi, you say!"

"The first one, if you defeat the master, it will naturally not be a problem to go down the mountain."

"This can't work, I'm too far from my ancestor's martial arts." Su Wen shook his head decisively.

"Second, if you become the head of the Laoshan faction, you can naturally leave casually when the time comes."

"Does the Laoshan faction have a leader?"

"There used to be, but I died when I beat the little devil, and I haven't had it since."

"I'm new here, so I can't be the head of the house."

"If you have a chance, the head is elected, everyone chooses you, and you are the head."

"Shizu will definitely not choose me."

"The head of the Laoshan faction adopts a voting system, with five votes for the first generation of disciples, ten votes for the special masters, three votes for the second generation of disciples, and one vote for the third generation of disciples. As long as you have the most votes, it is not easy for you to be the leader? ”

"This ......"

"Don't worry, I'll choose you."

"Uncle Shi, I don't know when to choose the head?"

"Three days later, there will be a monthly meeting of the Laoshan faction, and there will definitely be people who will raise yì to be in charge again."

"Master, can I do it?"

"If it doesn't work, it's okay, I'm still waiting for you to take me down the mountain."

"Uncle Shi, you go and help me pull the votes, and when it's done, I'll give you this amount of resources." Su Wen raised ten fingers.

"Ten is too little!"

"No, it's 1ot!" (To be continued!)

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