Chapter 381: Your Master Is Stupid
Zhang Qiusheng clutched the cranes around the trees and walls until he was sure that the neighborhood had been caught. Then he ran quickly to the building. As soon as I arrived at the building, I suddenly had a feeling that after a little search, I found that there was also a paper crane in a Toyota.
Strangely, the crane is pressing the window button with its sharp beak. As soon as the window pane revealed a crack, the paper crane emerged from the crack and was about to fly away. How could Zhang Qiusheng let it report the news? With a wave of his right hand, he tucked it into his glove.
The process from discovery to collection of paper cranes into gloves is only a moment. Pedestrians on the side of the road saw a middle school student waving his hand in the air for no reason, and thought that Zhang Qiusheng was a naughty or head problematic child.
Zhang Qiusheng ran quickly to the top of the building, thinking that this onmyoji was really scheming, hiding such a paper crane in the car, just in case it was exposed, he would go back to report the news. If you don't want to succeed and think about failure first, it can be seen that you are a ruthless character.
When I went up to the top of the building, I saw a man dressed as an ancient Japanese samurai, lying on the ground with his hands and feet tied. The samurai uniform was a wide robe with large sleeves and crotchless pants, and the waistband of the trousers was a long, thick strip of cloth. Li and Sun tied their hands and feet together with his own trouser belts.
The man stretched out his unyielding head and muttered something. Zhang Qiusheng doesn't know Japanese, but he can still hear if others are speaking Japanese. But I really don't know what language this man reads.
Regarding the affairs of the cultivation realm, only Li Mantun is a well-deserved expert among the three. Although he is also a rookie, he is only a little better than Sun Buwu. Zhang Qiusheng asked Li Mantun: "What is he talking about?" ”
Li Mantun smiled bitterly and said, "I don't understand it either, but I must be chanting a mantra." Probably trying to order those cranes to hurry back and report the news. ”
When the man saw Li Mantun speak like this, he paused for a moment and muttered a mantra. Zhang Qiusheng said to him: "Don't read it, those paper cranes of yours are here." As he spoke, he dug into his pocket and pulled out a stack of paper cranes that had been crushed to the ground. The man saw the paper crane in Zhang Qiusheng's hand, and there was a resentful look in his eyes, but the mantra was not recited after all.
Zhang Qiusheng took out a paper crane and said: "You are all small insect carving skills, and they are all things that are not played by people in China." Of course I don't quite understand it, Lao Li,"
Zhang Qiusheng pointed at Li Mantun with his finger, and said: "Lao Li often says that these are side doors, and they can't be elegant. I've argued for you many times. Now it seems that it is really not good, a little sneaky, a little voyeuristic, and a big villain. As he spoke, he tore the paper crane with his hand.
But this man spat blood from his mouth and rolled his eyes. Zhang Qiusheng was surprised and asked, "What's the matter with you?" Is it because the paper crane was torn? The man gasped for breath and did not answer Zhang Qiusheng's question.
Zhang Qiusheng patiently taught him: "Look, look, what kind of spell breaking is this? Just for the sake of peeping, even his own net worth and life are put on the line, can he be guilty? ”
The man gritted his teeth and lay on the ground with his eyes closed, looking like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water. Zhang Qiusheng turned back to Li and Sun and said, "This person is uneducated and can't understand the language of my Chinese state. It doesn't matter if you don't have culture, it's pitiful if your head is too dead.
You say that modern technology is so advanced, get a bugging device or pinhole camera, what secrets do you can't see or hear? Yes! Isn't it stupid to use such a broken piece of straw paper, fold such a broken bird, and paste your own essence and blood on it! ”
It's a bad dish, and Lao Zhang's tuberculosis attacked. Li Mantun and Sun Buwu looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Lao Zhang's problem occurs regardless of time, place, or occasion. Seeing that the vicious battle was in the midst of the fierce battle, he was unlucky and uncertain, so he spoke at this time. You can't talk to him yet, and the more you talk to him.
Zhang Qiusheng saw Li and Sun looking up at the starry sky, and didn't seem to hear his words and didn't care. Continue to do patient thought work: "Which master did you learn the craft from?" Your master is too stupid, how can you-"
Before Zhang Qiusheng finished speaking, the man's eyes suddenly opened and he scolded: "Your master is stupid." ”
"Hey, do you speak Chinese?" Zhang Qiusheng was not angry because this man scolded his master, but thought that his ideological work was fruitful and complacent, and continued: "It's good to know Chinese, so we can have a good chat." I said your master is stupid, you still don't accept it-"
The man couldn't hear Zhang Qiusheng say that his master was stupid, and immediately scolded back: "I said that your master is stupid." Are you convinced? ”
"Of course I'm not convinced," Zhang Qiusheng said patiently: "I said that your master is stupid and reasonable, where is the reason why you say that my master is stupid?" ”
The man craned his neck and said, "What do you say my master is justified?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng enlightened him and said: "Let's just compare the current situation, what will my master and your master do, and see which master is stupid."
First of all, the craftsmanship taught by your master is not good. You're being tied up like a base-tailed shrimp now, and all these paper birds have been confiscated by me, which is enough to prove that your master is not good. The man had nothing to refute but closed his eyes.
Zhang Qiusheng said again: "Secondly, what rotten things did your master teach you? Voyeur! Our authentic Chinese Xuanmen calls it the side door and the left way, and it is discarded as if it were something that is ashamed of practice, and your master actually taught you. Alas, pitiful, pathetic, shameful. I'm afraid your master took you to peek at the woman taking a bath, right? ”
The man closed his eyes in agony, pretending not to hear the insult. Zhang Qiusheng was even more energetic: "To be honest, which women's secrets did your master take you to peek at?" Have you ever been to the women's bathroom? ”
A good spell was said so badly by this Chinese child, but the man couldn't refute it, so he could only close his eyes tightly. You can't swear that you haven't peeked at a woman, can you? It's pure rhetoric, and he'll take your promises?
This person always closed his eyes, making Zhang Qiusheng feel that he was playing the piano to the cow. So he cried out, "Hey, Ampere, open your eyes and listen to me." ”
I thought that I would have to persuade this person repeatedly before he would open his eyes, but this person immediately opened his eyes and said, "I am not Ampere!" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Qiusheng was surprised again and said, "Didn't you say that the Japanese onmyoji are all from the lineage of Ampei Qingming?" Lao Li, your homework is not solid! The man immediately exclaimed, "Nonsense! Who said that the onmyoji are all in the same vein as Ampere? ”
Zhang Qiusheng pointed at Li Mantun and said, "He said it!" If you are not convinced, go to him to settle accounts. If there is real evidence, I support you! ”
Li Mantun thought about it and said, "Could it be that you are full of Ludao House?" ”
The man said proudly, "Of course." My master is the Taoist of Ashiya Tsuka! Even though he was lying on the ground with his hands tied, he kept his head as high as he could when he said this.
Li Mantun hit mercilessly: "Ludaoya is full of milling and sowing flow onmyoji who are wandering among the people, and the mainstream of Japanese onmyoji is Apei Qingming. ”
Zhang Qiusheng sighed, and his contempt was overflowing.
That person seemed to attach great importance to the master, and he couldn't tolerate the slightest disdain for others, and when he heard Zhang Qiusheng's disdainful voice, he immediately scolded: "Ignorant guy with no ink on his chest, Ashiya Michiman and An Pei are the same famous onmyoji." ”
Zhang Qiusheng has never been interested in this kind of controversy, and said: "Okay, Qi Ming. Anyway, I only know Ampere but I don't know Lu Man. I'm not done arguing that your master is stupid. The man immediately retorted without showing weakness: "Your master is stupid!" ”
Zhang Qiusheng said to this person: "After I finish arguing, you also argue that my master is stupid." I've already said two things just now, and now I'm talking about the third one, my master never let me get out of the fight.
Fights always keep me away, unless he's not by my side. And your master himself hid in the corner, and let you, the wronged man, come out and die. Let's stand on the Tokyo Tower and let the whole world judge you to see if your master is stupid. ”
The man didn't scold this time, but looked at Zhang Qiusheng and said, "I'll tell you the truth, the three great masters of Ashiyazuka have come to Tokyo, and they are waiting for you to die!" ”
Zhang Qiusheng made a scared expression and asked, "With such a big breath, where are these Taoist leaders?" If you want to die, you have to sue me, right? ”
The man replied proudly, "It's at the headquarters of the Hidden Chrysanthemum Stream, where you made trouble last time. Go, go to death! ”
Zhang Qiusheng stretched out his hand to touch his arms, and said, "Lend me your car, it's quite far away." He took out his car keys and clicked on the man's sleeping hole.
, that's okay too? This is much less time-consuming and labor-intensive than extorting confessions by torture. Li and Sun invariably thought that chattering is annoying, but it also depends on how it happens.
Zhang Qiusheng looked at the two and said, "Comrades! Fight or run away, that's the question. ”
Sun Buwu flattened his mouth and said, "Lao Zhang, I'm too lazy to listen to you!" What are you running away from? Of course, rush up and fight! ”
Li Mantun said: "The Taoist leader of Luya Daoman should be very powerful, after all, there is a nearly thousand years of inheritance. ”
Sun Buwu said arrogantly: "So what? Lao Tzu is now a defeat and hard to find, the more powerful the better! ”
Li Mantun said: "They should have Shi God, Shi God is very terrible. ”
Sun Buwu said indifferently: "I have long heard that Shi Shen has not been able to see him, how can I let it go if I am fortunate today?" ”
Li Mantun said: "In their old nest, there must be a lot of people. In addition to the three Taoist leaders, there must have been many retinues and samurai. ”
Sun Buwu said with high morale: "You have to die with your eggs facing up!" Thinking of running away before the battle is fought, my grandson Buwu can't do it. ”
Zhang Qiusheng interrupted the argument between the two of them and said, "Okay, now raise your hand to vote, raise your hand in favor of fighting." ”
Li Mantun and Sun Buwu both raised their hands. Zhang Qiusheng looked at Li Mantun strangely and said, "You also approve of fighting?" Didn't you just say that this Ashiya Road is full of horror and horror? ”
Li Mantun said: "Terror is terror, and it is still necessary to fight." I said all this, but I just thought about the difficulties beforehand. ”
Since both of them were going to fight, Zhang Qiusheng had no choice but to stuff the captive and some of his magic weapons under the water tower, and then press them with some heat-insulating cement slabs. While covering it, he said: "It's a cold day, you have to cover it and don't freeze." ”