Chapter 299: Important Work
He couldn't stop scolding in his heart, but at this time, he was more frightened, and he had already sensed the danger on Ling Qiule's distorted face.
"Malegobi, the facts are here, and you still don't admit it?"
Ling Qiule scolded and shouted outside, "You guys come in for me and beat him hard." ”
As soon as several big men heard the master's anger and gave an order, of course, they wanted to show their faces, and they ran in with a fierce face.
The monk was stunned for a moment, and then his first reaction was to run.
He understands very well that although he is a monk, he doesn't know anything about Shaolin Kung Fu, not even an abbot, let alone himself.
I originally thought that there was a Buddha as a shield, and I was respected without worrying about food and clothing, but now I am good, and I will inevitably be beaten, which is the first time I have encountered it since I was a monk.
Of course, the long-term pampering made him not agile with his hands and feet, and as soon as he ran to the door, he was grabbed by several big men and dragged back with a burst of punches and kicks.
The crackling sound and the screams of the monks were particularly piercing in the main hall......
"Stop!" Zhang Yang shouted, several big men involuntarily stopped, and everyone's eyes were focused on him again.
After a pause, he continued: "In the main hall, how can you behave like this in front of the Buddha? If you see blood, the Buddha's anger will definitely have a bloody disaster. ”
He said eloquently, with great righteousness and awe-inspiring, and that posture and tone were like the spokesperson of the Buddha.
"You dead boy, who told you to beat someone? What to do if you anger the Buddha? ”
Ling Qiule's grandmother had long been flustered, and she was even more convinced of Zhang Yang, and when she heard him say this, she was even more frightened in her heart, and stepped forward to slap her grandson is old fist, and scolded regardless of her identity.
Feng Yanran and Shen Xue couldn't cry or laugh, thinking to themselves, why did everyone listen to him so much? Is it just for this little pretending to be a ghost?
They definitely won't believe any Buddha or anything like that, knowing that it's true that Zhang Yang likes to play tricks on people, and they also know that he must have done it, but they haven't figured out how he did it yet.
A few big men didn't dare to fight anymore, and Ling Qiule saw that his grandmother was angry, and he was stunned and didn't know what to do.
"Thank you."
The monk covered his stomach, his nose was blue and his face was swollen and he got up, and he didn't know whether to thank the kind Zhang Yang or the Buddha Xie.
These people didn't dare to beat themselves because they were afraid that the Buddha would be angry, and Zhang Yang shouted to everyone, which can be regarded as helping himself, after all, it is impossible to expect the Buddha to come out and stop these people.
"Ahem......"
Zhang Yang ignored the monk, coughed twice and continued: "You can drag it outside to fight." ”
The old lady was stunned, she took Zhang Yang's words as a god at this time, since he said that he could fight, it didn't matter, and he would definitely not stop it.
Whoever let the monk deceive himself with a fake incense bundle, and let himself be blamed by the Buddha, this anger did not come out, and beating the monk is a normal punishment.
The monk's eyes showed angry flames, and he wanted to scold, but he didn't have a chance.
"Drag it out and fight."
Ling Qiule smiled and waved his hand, and several big men dragged the monks towards the outside of the main hall, and after a while, there were bursts of screams.
"The Buddha is angry, how can I crack it?" Finally, Ling Qiule's grandmother couldn't help but ask.
After tossing for a long time, the truth of the matter was clarified, and the deceitful monk also beat it, but how to calm the anger on the Buddha's side was a problem, which made her entangled.
"There's no need for a crack."
Zhang Yang continued with a smile on his face: "As long as you usually eat fasting and chant Buddha, and often religiously offer incense to his old man's house." ”
"It's as simple as that?"
"Old lady, how can you say that?"
Zhang Yang pretended to be dissatisfied and continued: "It's such a simple thing, haven't you also done it well?" Otherwise, how could the Buddha and his old man blame you? ”
His words at this time were already merciless, and he was deliberately correcting her.
Although she is an old man, it is obvious from her attitude towards Aunt Xu just now that she is an arrogant and arrogant old lady, and she should be allowed to know how to be merciful and open-minded and kind to others.
"Yes, yes." Ling Qiule's grandmother hurriedly nodded yes, but she felt very awkward in her heart, and her old face was full of embarrassment.
After seeing Ling Qiule follow out, Zhang Yang leaned into her ear and whispered, "Old lady, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not?" ”
"Say, say." Ling Qiule's grandmother said in a trembling voice.
She thought to herself, can you just say no and it's over? What else do you have to do with this? Dare not let you say it?
"Judging from your physiognomy, you and your grandson don't match each other, and you are naturally ...... each other"
"Zhang Yang, let's go back." Feng Yanran's face was angry, and she stepped forward and pulled him along.
She thought to herself, you are also damaged, it doesn't matter if you mess around, this old lady and her grandson are not good people, and they should be punished.
But if you are born to restrain each other, this grandmother and her grandson will not be trembling every day in the future, how can they get along in the same family? This made her feel very cruel.
She is not angry with Zhang Yang, but she is naturally soft-hearted, don't look at her usual domineering in company management and business, but her natural orphan background makes her extremely fragile in her heart.
"This ...... But how to crack it? ”
Ling Qiule's grandmother burst into tears, showing the sadness and entanglement in her heart and continued: "He is my own grandson, he can't ...... it."
Grandma loves her grandson more than she saves gold, this saying can explain the love between the next generation, but now it doesn't match, how can you accept it?
"It's not that hard."
Her heartbroken expression made Zhang Yang also begin to soften, and hurriedly explained: "To put it bluntly, as long as you discipline him strictly, let him do less evil and do more good deeds, so as to let the Buddha bless and offset this kind of fate and disagreement between you." ”
If he usually says these words, as long as he is a normal person, he will have a kind of behavior of rushing over and slapping him, who can't hear if he pretends to be forced like this?
But in front of Ling Qiule's grandmother, through a series of cures, such a mysterious thing as cutting off incense, and the old brain is not very bright, it is easy to fall into it, so he naturally believes in him.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, I will discipline it strictly." Ling Qiule's grandmother was immediately relieved when she heard him say this.
She is still very aware of her grandson's virtues, and the doting on him since he was a child has turned him into a playboy, and it is also a fact that he has caused a lot of trouble, and it seems that it is time for retribution.
Thinking of this, after returning home, you must be strict in discipline to atone for your sins.
"That's it, old lady, I'm still in a bit of a hurry to go back in advance." Before Zhang Yang finished speaking, he was pulled out by Feng Yanran.
"Thank you." Behind him, there was a choked voice from Grandma Ling Qiule.
……
Outside the main hall, even the abbot in a brand-new robe ran out, saying good things to dissuade several big men from happening, so as not to kill people.
Needless to say, the monk did not hang colors in the main hall, and after coming out, his face was naturally red, and he could no longer see his true face, curled up on the ground and screamed and groaned.
This is also deserved, it was originally an act to teach people to be good, but it made them full of copper smell.
If there was really a Buddha, he would definitely pick up a kitchen knife and cut them before he could relieve his hatred, Zhang Yang thought secretly in his heart.
Ling Qiule was originally a troublesome character, and he had a cruel smile on his face at this time, but this kid didn't know that after returning home, he would be greeted with a storm-like grievance, at least not as chic as he was now.
The afternoon passed quietly, the air in the suburbs was fresh, and the sunset was infinitely beautiful, which made people feel refreshed.
"How did you break the incense bunch?" Shen Xue drove the car and asked curiously.
"Yes, I also wonder, how could the incense bundle break?" Feng Yanran was naturally equally curious.
"Of course it's the Buddha's apparition, do you think he's an old man who is easy to deceive?"
Zhang Yang leaned on the back seat, squinted his eyes and replied with a smug face.
"Cut, who are you fooling?"
"That's it, pretending to be a god and playing tricks."
Hearing that he refused to speak, Shen Xue disdained to ask again, but Feng Yanran twisted his waist fiercely, and felt annoyed when she saw his pinching expression.
"You won't believe it, let alone understand it, so it's better not to say it." Zhang Yang hurriedly dodged.
……
This is the truth, Shen Xue and Feng Yanran also know that coagulation and the subjugation of the resentful spirits in the villa all happened to the two of them.
They all knew Zhang Yang's technique, but they couldn't understand the mystery of the technique at all, so they didn't bother to ask again.
"I'll treat you to dinner in the evening." Shen Xue said with a smile.
"No, you go home and spend more time with your family."
Zhang Yang pretended to understand and cared, paused and continued: "Just send us back to the hotel, I still have very important work to study and discuss with your sister Yanran." ”
After Feng Yanran heard it, she understood the meaning of his words, after all, when did he care about work? Isn't it nonsense that important work needs to be studied and discussed?
He must have meant that it was a little bit of a matter of men and women, and when he thought of this, his face immediately flushed, but fortunately, sitting behind Shen Xue, she didn't notice the change in her face.
"Che, what important work can I do?"
Shen Xue naturally knew his character, and after saying it disdainfully, she immediately said with a look of sudden realization: "I know, it must be discussing the matter of providing hemostatic powder to the military region, right?" It's really important. ”
Hearing her words, Feng Yanran couldn't cry or laugh even more......
"No, it's more important than that......"
Before Zhang Yang finished speaking, Feng Yanran couldn't help but kick him hard, she was worried that if Shen Xue continued to ask, she really had no reason to explain.
"Then what kind of work is Sister Yanran?" Shen Xue really asked reluctantly.
"It's that the company is going to find a celebrity spokesperson to advertise in Beidu, but it's not as important as he said."
"It's not that it's more important than that." Zhang Yang interjected with a wicked smile.
"Shut up......" Feng Yanran became angry and gave him two punches.
"Forget it, if you know you're talking nonsense."
Shen Xue saw her angry, thinking that Zhang Yang's nonsense personality had annoyed her, so she didn't think much about it, and stopped asking with a wave of her little hand.