In December, the national film market entered the hottest Spring Festival prime time.

Often in this period, blockbusters gather, and there are four domestic blockbusters released in this year's Chinese New Year file, namely "Laughing Jianghu", "Zhao's Orphan", "Let the Bullets Fly", and "If You Are Honest Do Not Disturb 2", they will start a box office battle.

On December 3rd and December 4th, the two blockbusters "Laughing Jianghu" and "Zhao's Orphan" were released one day apart to compete for the box office weekly championship.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Wang Xu and Zhuang Xiaodie appeared in Wanda Cinema in Chang*sha City in couple clothes and hats and masks to watch "Laughing Jianghu".

Today is the weekend, and the cinema is full of people, and many citizens choose to watch the movie, including families of all ages, intimate couples, and urban youths who enjoy the freedom of being single.

The movie grandly launched by the cinema tonight is "Laughing Rivers and Lakes", not only posters of the movie are posted in eye-catching places, and eighty percent of more than a dozen screening halls have lined up "Laughing Rivers and Lakes", but also there are preferential activities, buy two tickets and get Coke.

Wang Xu stayed in the ticket hall for a while, and deliberately observed, and now most of the people who buy tickets to watch "Laughing Jianghu" are Chong Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shen Yang, and he has indeed become a supporting role that no one cares about.

Wang Xu was a little depressed, obviously there was him on the poster, didn't there be an audience rushing to watch him go to the movie, which made him lose face in front of Zhuang Xiaodie.

Unexpectedly, he still found a little comfort, and at this time, there was a young couple next to him, and the girl called out in surprise: "There is also a king sledgehammer above." ”

The boy said: "What is Wang Dazhui playing, he is so charming, but he looks quite cool." ”

The girl urged: "I want to see how the hammer show, let's hurry up and buy tickets, I'm afraid there will be no tickets for so many people tonight." ”

The young couple hurried to buy tickets.

Wang Xu was psychologically comfortable, and only two viewers bought tickets for him. Zhuang Xiaodie also sensed his joy and said softly, "Hammerhammer, let's go buy popcorn." ”

Wang Xu nodded, and the two went to buy a bucket of popcorn first, and then interlocked their fingers into the A13 screening hall.

This is a medium-sized screening room that can seat 5oo people, and it is almost full.

Wang Xu once again felt that many people in this time and space are accustomed to going into the cinema for entertainment, and due to piracy on the earth, only a small number of urban people will enter the cinema.

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With such a good market environment, Wang Xu thought that "Laughing Jianghu" could achieve a high box office of 160 million in another time and space, so it would definitely easily exceed 200 million box office here, and it may even run 300 million.

"Hammerhammer, our place is here."

At this time, the two found their place, in the middle of the third row.

The two sat down to have a bite to eat, and after a while the lights in the theater dimmed, the movie began, and everyone quieted down and began to enjoy the movie.

The film tells the story of Wu Di (played by Xiao Shen Yang) who repairs shoes for a living, and the biggest fun is to read the martial arts comic "Flying Sword". One day, he meets the shoe-repairing woman Yuelu (played by Lin Xilei), who is the emperor's cousin, who runs away because he doesn't want to be the queen. The emperor sent the Ouchi master Yang Guo (Zeng Zhiwei) to chase and kill. Wu Di killed the prostitute Tian by mistake and saved Yuelu. In order to return the shoes to Yuelu, Wu Di went to Mount Tai. On the way, Wu Di encounters the river thief Duguhong (played by Zhao Benshan) and his disciple (played by Cheng Ye), and with the secret help of the world's masters, he repels Duguhong. When the old man parted, he lost his deep internal strength and gave him a copy of the "Nine Yin True Scripture......

There are countless legends in every era, and some legends can penetrate the years and become immortal memories. In this sword and sword, happy revenge, he is the only legend.

On the screen, Xiao Shen Yang appeared, holding a broken flag and standing on a pier.

At this time, many officers and soldiers rushed over with a splash.

"There is a decree in the Holy Father, live as a little shoemaker, reward ten thousand taels of silver, and those who pick up their rank will be promoted to three ranks, and the brothers will be killed! Kill! ”

Bang!!!

There was an explosion, a splash in the sky, and then Xiao Shenyang disappeared. A row of portraits of the leading actors flashed on the screen, including Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shen Yang, Wu Zongxian, Zeng Zhiwei, Wang Xu, and Lin Xilei.

The film's Hollywood-like opening succeeds in drawing the audience in, and the surroundings are quiet except for the sound of popcorn.

Soon the first laugh in the movie is that Xiao Xiaobin learns foreign Chinese, what (1adys) shit, (goes) dog shit, (mouth) cat shit, (earth) ear poop, (bees) boogers, (kness) you die, (as) I die, (does) are dead, (onedo11ar) is finished.

Zhuang Xiaodie was laughing at this paragraph, because she had a low laugh, Wang Xu didn't think it was funny, and there was very little laughter in the theater.

The reason why it's not funny is because this is all 2o1o years and still uses this kind of bridge ten years ago, yes Ye died nice, milk died, bus dad died This kind of stalk now seems a bit old.

The high box office of "Laughing Jianghu" can't hide its poor reputation, and there are many similar, very old stalks in the film. For example, there is a 2o46 sign hanging on the door of the cell, and the undefeated Dongfang must first practice divine skills from the palace, and you can practice without the palace, etc., which are all clichéd jokes.

Only people like Zhuang Xiaodie, who have low jokes or don't often surf the Internet, will watch it with relish.

Wang Xu's participation in this movie did not expect the audience to be amused by himself, give a thumbs up or something, he just wanted to tell everyone that he was a movie actor, and the audience would be satisfied as long as they didn't say that he played garbage.

Having said that, "Laughing Jianghu" also has obvious advantages, such as Xiao Shen Yang's performance style has a bit of a two-person flavor, which is more infectious and is also liked by everyone.

Secondly, this film also has a classic clip, that is, Wu Di was robbed by the river thief Duguhong (Zhao Benshan) and his disciple (Cheng Hao), and with the secret help of the world's masters, he repelled Duguhong.

Zhao Benshan and Cheng Yu are two timid but delicate river thieves, and they caused laughter as soon as they appeared.

When Zhao Benshan appeared on the boat, he blindfolded one eye with a strip of cloth, deliberately pretended to be a one-eyed river thief, and asked Cheng Yu: "Is it ruthless?" ”

Cheng Yu: "It's too scary! ”

Zhao Benshan asked the apprentice to shout to start, Cheng Yu was a little scared, frightened, and shouted: "All lie down." Good news to you, we are robbers. ”

Zhao Benshan: "Take out the real guy." ”

Cheng Yu took out the real guy, it was a bundle of torpedoes, and in order to scare the people on the boat, he released a torpedo, which exploded in all directions, and blew up a fish on the boat.

Zhao Benshan grabbed the fish: "Look at it (fish), the fish can't do without the water, you can't do without the boat, if you don't pay, you go into the water, and the fish get on the boat." ”

After Cheng Yu said a word to take the money, he saw Xiao Shen Yang hiding his valuables in fright. The so-called valuables are a pair of shoes, Cheng Yu thought it was very valuable to grab shoes: "Let go, I want you to let go, give you three seconds to think about it, 3.7.9"

Xiao Shen Yang: "If you don't have shoes, you have one." ”

Zhao Benshan: "Let go!" ”

Cheng Yu let go of his hand, Zhao Benshan: "I'll let him go." ”

Cheng Hao: "Boss, I've got it all!" ”

Zhao Benshan said to Xiao Shen Yang: "For a broken shoe, don't even want your life?" ”

Xiao Shen Yang: "This is someone else's shoes, and mine will be returned to others!" ”

Zhao Benshan: "Man, a manly husband must keep his promises and do what he says, it seems that you are a man in the rivers and lakes." Well, then let's do it according to the rules of the rivers and lakes. ”

Saying that, Zhao Benshan drew his sword, and looked at him like a master, but he was actually very timid. Xiao Shen Yang was also very scared, and said boldly: "Single, or together?" ”

Zhao Benshan was startled and said, "You will be able to do martial arts?" ”

"Won't you?"

"No, you can't fight me, and you can make a few moves with him."

"I'll come, boss."

At this time, Xiao Shen Yang suddenly took out a book and made a move on the book, this action startled Cheng Yu, who was also timid: "Boss, what do you see him doing, the little eagle spreads its wings?" ”

"Cramps, yes."

"No, no, it's not cramps, it's an immortal picking a peach. You kid (little Shen Yang), what the hell, what are you lying? If you have practiced martial arts, you will say that you have practiced martial arts, what kind of lie are you telling, if you have practiced, you will fight with what you have practiced, don't fight with me. Boss, he's professional and amateur, and it's disgraceful to win me. ”

Cheng Yu was scared, but he was still kicked out by the boss Zhao Benshan and fought with Xiao Shenyang.

The funniest scene in the film was staged, originally Xiao Shen Yang was not an opponent without martial arts, but there was a master on the boat to assist Da Shenwei.

First, Xiao Shen Yang kicked out with his bare feet, and his toes just stuffed into Cheng Yu's nostrils. Then the boat shook, and the two of them could not stand steadily, and kissed mouth to mouth.

Both of them vomited in disgust.

Seeing this, Wang Xu finally laughed, and the audience in the cinema laughed. Then Cheng Yu said a line that Wang Xu thought was the funniest in this film: "Boss, my first kiss is gone." ”

"The rivers and lakes are sinister, if you can't do it, you will retreat!"

The two river thieves let go of a word, jumped into the river and fled.

This ten-minute scene is wonderful and can be called a classic. In this scene, Wang Xu thinks that although "Laughing Jianghu" has some shortcomings, such as Wu Zongxian and Zeng Zhiwei, the two laughing stars are really soy sauce in the film, and there is no brilliance at all, but it is still a successful comedy movie.

Next, Wang Xu's attention is not in the film, but also in the reaction of the surrounding audience. He figured out the guò audience's reaction to judge their preferences, why some jokes made them laugh and why others didn't.

"Hammer, look at you!"

Wang Xu heard Zhuang Xiaodie whispering in his ear, and his attention returned to the movie, and sure enough, the Dongfang Qiuqiu he played on the screen appeared.

[Thank you, Mr. Gao, shfbiu, for the reward of the star!! 】

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