"Oh my!" Li Hao was excited, the cigarette butt in his hand fell, and he almost burned his instep: "Zhou Yan, this kid is too powerful, he is also a newly enrolled college student, we are tired of military training for a month and are dark and thin, this kid actually found a girlfriend!" ”

He continued to be indignant: "It's still the sister of Jiang Shan, the most beautiful beauty in our class!" - What's even more infuriating is that Jiang Shan actually said that her sister is several times more beautiful than herself! ”

He picked up the cigarette and took a deep breath: "This cigarette is good, but it can't be wasted, five yuan a piece!" ”

He continued: "I promise, I have seen a woman more beautiful than Jiang Shan in my life, and Teacher Jiang Ju is the only one. ”

He took another puff of cigarette and said, "It's really good that the flowers are all inserted into the cow's excrement~ excrement." ”

Luo Suo said lightly: "Then it also has to be people's excretion~ The excrement is nutritious - by the way, don't you want to chase Teacher Jiang Ju?" Now don't take a break ~ seize the opportunity, when the time comes, there will be class, but there is not so much time. ”

"That's right!" As soon as Li Hao heard the name Jiang Ju, he became excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "I want to chase Teacher Jiang!" Teacher Jiang is definitely more beautiful than Zhou Yan's girlfriend - although I am not as good as Zhou Yan in other aspects, but in terms of girlfriends, I have to better than him! Hahaha......"

Roseau: "We'll have to catch up." ”

"Of course......" Li Haoteng stood up: "Isn't it just a beautiful class teacher?" I have more ways to make a girl...... When the time comes, there will always be one of the eighteen martial arts that can impress her! ”

"Then what are you still standing?" Luo Suo stretched out his hand and said, "Leave the cigarette, you go and brush your teeth and wash your face." It's best to spray some cologne. Get ready for a date! - That's right. Fifty meters to the left at the entrance of the main gate, there is a flower shop, according to the experience I learned from online novels, the more flowers on the first date, the more expensive, the greater the chance of toppling. ”

"Makes sense." Li Hao nodded and said, "However, why did you give you the cigarette?" I have to smoke it too - the two cigarettes I lost to you are already given to you, why are you still thinking about smoking me? ”

Luo Suo said: "The book says. Ninety-nine percent of women hate men who smell of tobacco and alcohol, not to mention that cigarette smoke can damage girls' skin - if you go to Mr. Jiang like this, you are not afraid of touching a gray nose? ”

"Then I don't smoke it." Li Hao's eyes rolled and said, "Why do you want to give it to you?" ”

"There's a lot of truth in that." Luo Suo said seriously: "Think about it, when you go on a date with Teacher Jiang, do you want to brush your teeth, take a bath and wear perfume...... Right? ”

"Hmm."

"Won't the smell of smoke on your body disappear?" Luo Suo's tireless teachings are like a master in the field of love.

However, only he knows that his common sense of pickled girls is still based on theory.

"That's right!" Li Hao asked strangely, "Is there anything wrong with this?" It's hard to do it. Am I deliberately letting her smell tobacco on me? ”

"Silly you!" Luo Suo hated that iron could not become steel and said: "If that's the case, it's probably two words - bye-bye." ”

He spat out a smoke ring: "I mean." You don't smell of cigarettes, but Teacher Jiang inadvertently sees you with cigarettes on your body, what will she think? ”

"What would she think?" Li Hao said: "I'm not as good at reasoning as you. ”

"Hey......" Luo Suo said: "Young man, when it comes to picking up girls, you are still far away - I sue you, she will think that you are not sincere, you kid is not sincere, you obviously want to smoke, but you just get rid of the smell of smoke on your body." Do you want to wait for the two of them to be in love~ meaning, and then expose it when you and I are nong? ”

"Don't think this issue isn't important." The cigarette butt in Luo Suo's hand drew circles in the air, and he pointed out the spirit of the country: "I tell you that in love, every detail is quite important!" If at the beginning of a relationship, you cheated on her. So...... In the future, when you come together, won't you lie to her every day? ”

He extinguished his cigarette butt: "Think about it, you...... You! Hey......"

After speaking, he looked heartbroken.

"Makes sense." Li Hao thought for a while and said, "Let her find out that I am cheating on her at the very beginning of the relationship, which will indeed make her sad and sad." Reasonable! ”

He threw the cigarette case in his hand to Luo Suo and said, "Good brother! I'll go take a shower first, and you'll wait for my good news! ”

Li Hao turned around and walked to the bath~ room.

Luo Suo smiled faintly: "Hey! Isn't it just a pack of cigarettes? It's caused me to waste so much saliva......"

……

Lucky Fifty-Three on stage.

"Uh......" Li Yong said: "Who, quickly take this photo to the anchor room and process it and send it to the big screen - remember, if it's not a key part, don't worry about it." ”

Zhou Yan hated the root of his teeth.

If this photo was his own, he would never have let Li Yong operate it like this.

If he was familiar with Jiang Shan, he would never let Jiang Shan hand over the photo to Li Yong.

However, as a new son-in-law who can only come to the door tomorrow, I don't dare to offend this future little ~ sister-in-law at this time!

The photos were processed quickly.

Li Yong said: "With the authorization of the photo holder, we will now give a great benefit to the audience present and the audience in front of the TV!" ”

He shouted loudly: "Zhou Yan's girlfriend's beauty ~ out ~ bath ~ picture!" ”

He continued: "Please watch the big screen! ”

The controller cooperated very well and sent the photo to the big screen.

Zhou Yan shook his head helplessly.

In his heart, he suddenly felt a feeling that he had never felt before.

Helpless.

Seeing his girlfriend's fragrant ~ Yan's photo so seen by hundreds of millions of TV viewers around the world, he was helpless, but he had nothing to do!

The universal scene converter, even if you can help me achieve my wish in anything, there is no way to do such a thing......

Wait a minute!

Zhou Yan patted his head, in this studio hall, he could completely convert the photos of Jiang Ju into other things!

"Brother Universal Scene Converter!" Zhou Yan said anxiously in his heart: "Quick, quickly change the scene!" ”

"Convert into what?" The universal scene converter said: "What scene? ”

"Convert the scene of Jiang Ju's photos playing on the big TV screen in the studio into ......" Zhou Yan thought for a while and said: "Convert it into a scene where the pictures of the four beauties are played." ”

The four beauties, of course, are Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, and Yang Guifei.

These beauties are so famous, and they have passed away for too long, they must be like Wang Xizhi and Zhang Xu, and they must have corresponding characters in another world! (To be continued......)

PS: Unknowingly, I actually came to such an auspicious number chapter.

Since its birth, "Universal Scene Converter" has been growing up under the care of all brothers.

Today, to the present, it has finally succeeded in evolving to this number like the cute hunt!

No nonsense, ask for a reward!

Set the bowls!

Note that it's an exclamation point. Hahaha!