Chapter 242: The Story of the Bear Cannon
"Bear cannon?" As soon as she heard the name, Luo Li on the side forgot her troubles and couldn't help laughing.
"How could anyone have such a strange name?"
Zhang Feng, who was originally worried, couldn't help but laugh when he heard this somewhat spoofed name, but Li Weimin was thinking hard about this name, and this name seemed to have been heard somewhere. Immediately, Li Weimin thought of an amazing character.
"Mr. Ye, are you talking about the old general of the Dinghaishen Needle Bear Quartet?"
"I know the Xiong Sifang you mentioned, but it's not Xiong Cannon, Xiong Cannon is selling soup powder now, that's an old foodie." When it came to the bear cannon, Ye Tiannan couldn't help but feel a little warm. Although this old guy likes to eat, he still takes great care of himself.
Hearing the first few words, Li Weimin was suddenly a little disappointed, but when he heard the latter words, Li Weimin's eyes suddenly lit up again.
"That's right, it's the Dinghaishen Needle Bear Cannon, Old General Xiong, haha, great, Mr. Ye, there is also an old General Xiong Sifang Xiong who is the old general who is retired on the mountain of Gexian Mountain, Wutong Village, Xijiang Province, he is the subordinate of the old General Xiong Cannon, formerly called Xiong San, because he was the third in the family, and later followed the old General Xiong Cannon, the old General Xiong saw that he fought bravely, the same as himself, but the name was not loud enough. If he was not domineering enough, he gave his name to General Xiong San, and he changed his name to Xiong Cannon. He felt that although the cannon was rustic, it was the most deterrent and shocking weapon on the battlefield. That's it, I've been calling the bear cannon until now. Moreover, Xiong Cannon, General Xiong's love of food, is known to almost everyone in the entire system. Now I also opened a lead mountain hot powder shop, right? Li Weimin said these things almost as many as he could.
Ye Tiannan couldn't help but admire a little, if it was himself, he would have forgotten to that place for a long time.
"Director Li, I really admire you today, you are an encyclopedic character."
"Where, where. It's just because of professional habits that I don't know the past of these old generals, how dare I cut them down. Hehe, get used to it, get used to it. None of this is a big deal. Although Li Weimin is modest in his mouth, he is still a little proud. After all, Ye Tiannan is quite a capable character, and if such a person can praise himself, it is naturally much more effective than any praise.
"Mr. Ye, you have a relationship with Xiong Cannon and Old General Xiong, then it will be much easier to do, with the ability of Old General Xiong, Yan Dashan will never dare to do anything to you, if you take us with you then, everyone will be fine."
"Good. Then I'll give Xiong Cannon a call later. Ye Tiannan took out the phone and dialed the phone in the Xiong Cannon shop, Xiong Cannon did not have the habit of bringing a mobile phone. The phone was called several times, but it didn't get through.
"Well, I guess I'm asleep. Call him again later, everyone can rest assured. ”
"Okay." Although several people were still very worried, Ye Tiannan said so, so they naturally didn't want to say anything.
"You can continue to talk here for a while. I have already paid the room fee. I'll go find Mr. Xie first. ”
"Okay, okay, you go first." Li Weimin nodded.
Seeing Ye Tiannan disappear at the door of the box, Luo Li's face suddenly collapsed.
"Uncle Li, what should I do this time, my mother has made me tired."
"Well, what else can be done? I can only look at Mr. Ye. Zhang Feng on the side also nodded again and again.
"With Mr. Ye's ability, there must be no problem, Old Xie must value Ye Tiannan, otherwise how could he see him, since Old Xie retired, he has seen a few people, let alone a young man like Mr. Ye."
"Yes, Xiao Zhang is right, then let's wait and see."
At this time, when Ye Tiannan came to the elevator door, he saw Xie Shanshan standing there, and handed Ye Tiannan a golden ultra-thin card with some unhappiness. Without saying a word, he turned around and left.
Ye Tiannan glanced down and saw that it was a pass card.
"Hey, how do you use this?"
Xie Shanshan didn't want to stay with this guy in the elevator, but seeing this guy so stupid, she suddenly had an idea in her heart.
"You're so stupid, do your parents know?" With a blank look at Ye Tiannan, Xie Shanshan walked directly into the elevator.
"Come in, fool."
"Huh." Ye Tiannan, who walked into the elevator, glanced at Xie Shanshan.
"First, I don't have parents, and second, I'm not stupid."
Xie Shanshan didn't seem to bother to pay attention to Ye Tiannan. Soon the elevator went to the floor where Xie Lao was.
"It's here, get in on your own."
"Thank you." Ye Tiannan walked in directly as if he hadn't heard Xie Shanshan's words.
This time Xie Lao was still in the living room, but unlike last time, he had a blank piece of paper in front of him, and he was standing in front of the blank paper with a brush and muttering. Seeing Ye Tiannan coming in, he immediately spoke.
"Xiao Ye, you came just in time, come quickly, come and think about Lao Tzu, what is good to write in this painting."
"This, who does Old Xie want to give it to?"
"Who else, of course, is the old immortal of the cannon. That old guy is almost eighty? I have to ask Lao Tzu to give him a gift. They are all old comrades-in-arms, people who are about to step into the coffin. What kind of gift do you want? It's useless to ask for a gift, so I thought about it and gave the old guy a sub-word. It's worthy of him. Words can be self-encouraged. ”
"Hehe, what Xie Lao said is reasonable." Ye Tiannan nodded and smiled.
Xie Lao's eyes suddenly widened.
"What the hell are you laughing at, I'm about to think about dandruff, and I can't even jump out of half of my fart. You kid has a lot of ideas, think of a word for Lao Tzu. ”
"Hehe, this, it's not good."
"It's not a good ball, what's bad, Lao Tzu just said it's okay, come, don't shirk it, you kid, if you shirk again, you will look down on Lao Tzu." Xie Tianying directly asked Ye Tiannan to come over and think.
"Okay, I actually said so, then I'll give a Jianyì, it's just a Jianyì, Xiong Cannon, the old general Xiong Rongma's life, naturally only these two sentences are suitable." Ye Tiannan groaned for a while, making Xie Tianying on the side a little waiting.
"You don't see the hardships of the battlefield, and I still remember General Xiong."
"No, no, what kind of bullshit poetry is this, it's not overbearing at all, it's overbearing, don't be so literary." Xie Tianying shook his head again and again, expressing some disdain for such a crepe poem.
"Okay, I'll think again."
"The rivers and mountains are covered with blood, shrouded in cold and cold light. A lifetime of golden iron horses, just seeking peace in the world. ”
"Okay, that's a good sentence, just use this sentence." Bowing his head and muttering for a while, he recited silently a few times, and Xie Tianying nodded again and again.
Lao Tzu wrote this to the old man Xiong, and it is estimated that the old man was crazy with joy. Ha ha. The more Xie Tianying spoke, the more excited he became, like a child, and began to dance a little. Ye Tiannan was worried that Xie Tianying's excitement would suddenly cause any illness.
"Ye boy, what do you think, look at the words of Lao Tzu, it's written well, it has the meaning of magic work."
"Ugh." Ye Tiannan looked at the font in front of him like an earthworm crawling, he really couldn't bear to hit Xie Lao, so he had to nod.
"It's really good, it's really like a miracle." Ye Tiannan nodded.
"You kid, I can't help but speak." Xie Tianying looked Ye Tiannan up and down with some suspicion.
"Hehe, I'm definitely from the heart, your calligraphy calls itself a school, which can be called a must in self-created calligraphy, an absolute one."
When Xie Tianying heard the first few words, he couldn't help but feel a little proud and a little complacent. But when he heard the last few words, the more Xie Tianying listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, this kid didn't seem to be praising himself, as if he was hurting himself.
"His grandmother's, Xiao Yezi, are you kid laughing at Lao Tzu?"
"No, I definitely praise you from the bottom of my heart, and I'm sure that Old General Xiong Cannon will definitely like your words."
"Ye boy, listen to the meaning of your words, is your handwriting better than Lao Tzu's? Lao Tzu's calligraphy has been practiced for a few years, come on, let Lao Tzu see how you write. ”
"Forget it, forget it, Xie Lao, my calligraphy is like a dog crawling, it's hard to get into the elegant hall, forget it, forget it." Ye Tiannan waved his hand and refused, the more Ye Tiannan was like this, the more curious Xie Tianying felt.
"Don't fucking talk nonsense, hurry up, grind and chirp like a girl, give Lao Tzu some money." Xie Tianying directly stuffed the brush in his hand into Ye Tiannan's hand. Seeing that he couldn't shirk it, Ye Tiannan had no choice but to say.
"Well, if Xie Lao said so, then I will be ugly." Immediately, Ye Tiannan no longer hesitated, picked up the brush and began to write.
Xie Tianying's eyes gradually turned from disdain at the beginning, to surprise, and finally to shock.
"Damn, you're amazing." After Ye Tiannan finished writing, Xie Tianying hurriedly took it over and appreciated it.
"It's amazing. It's comparable to Liu Gongquan. Xie Tianying took a closer look, the font was strong and powerful, very similar to the smell of battlefield soldiers, with the bloody smell of the Jin Ge Iron Horse.
Xiong Cannon's old boy is the best, and he definitely likes it at first sight.
"This pair, Lao Tzu accepted it, you write another pair." Xie Tianying was a little domineering, and directly put away the calligraphy and painting. The comparison of the good picture I wrote immediately seemed a little miserable.
"Okay." Ye Tiannan had no choice but to continue to write the second pair. Xie Tianying glanced at it a few times, and suddenly took it a little domineeringly.
"Lao Tzu also likes this pair, it's really hard to choose, forget it, let's give the one written by Lao Tzu to Xiong Cannon." Xie Tianying's decision suddenly made Ye Tiannan a little crying and laughing.
"What kind of expression is that kid, do you think Lao Tzu took advantage of the old guy in the bear cannon, it was originally given by Lao Tzu, of course, Lao Tzu himself wrote it to be sincere." Xie Tianying's crooked reasoning suddenly made Ye Tiannan a little speechless.
"By the way, Ye boy, what is the matter with you coming to Lao Tzu." Xie Tianying's words immediately blinded Ye Tiannan. He obviously asked himself to come.
"That, Old Xie, didn't you ask me to come here to find you?"
"Oh? Did I call you? By the way, it was Lao Tzu who called you here, haha, I made Lao Tzu forget about it. Xie Tianying patted his head, laughed heartily, and then sat down on the sofa next to him.
"That's right, isn't that old guy Xiong Cannon's birthday, I just want you to plan something for me. No, the calligraphy was very good just now, and Lao Tzu saved a few hundred yuan. ”
Hearing Xie Feiying say this, Ye Tiannan was suddenly a little speechless, you are so rich, you still care about that. But thinking so in his heart, Ye Tiannan didn't say it in his mouth.
"Okay, Ye family boy, Lao Tzu is a little tired, I originally wanted you to chat with me, make tea, you can play by yourself, I'll go to the rest party." As he spoke, he got up from the couch and walked towards the bedroom.
"By the way, Old Xie, you wait a minute."
"Why, there is something to ball Lao Tzu, let's listen to it, Lao Tzu will say, as soon as you kid comes up, you hide this heart between your eyebrows, and now you finally can't help but say it." Xie Tianying was unusually proud.
Looking at Xie Tianying with a smug face, Ye Tiannan was a little speechless, thinking, you know, why don't you say it.
But this is just thinking about it in my heart, and I can't say it in my mouth.