Chapter 56: Something He's Missing

At this time, the Jin and Shen families, who were sitting in the front hall drinking tea, ...... Shen Fei's strange screams and the screams of the old sow made them involuntarily, and the teacups in their hands shook!

"Wood things, wood things!" Mrs. Jin and Mr. looked at each other, and the sweet anti-guest brought the fruit plate to Lao Shen's side with great diligence, "I said Lao Shen, you used to have good skin, why did you have acne recently?" Hurry up and eat two pieces of dragon fruit to defeat the fire! ”

"Humph!" Is there pimples on his face, is his youth still there? Lao Shen took the fruit plate in her hand and put it on the coffee table, "I'm going to see what Xiaofei is calling?" ”

"What's Xiaofei calling? …… Old Shen, can't you go and see this? The children will be embarrassed, and they are already engaged, so do some things to do! ”

Lao Jin stopped Lao Shen who stood up and wanted to act in time, "You better go and see your old sow, it also called just now...... You can look at it however you want, we won't stop it! ”

"What is a marriage contract?" Lao Shen glanced at the old couple of the Jin family very angrily, "Do you know that your son has few parts?" ”

"Where's the missing?" The matter is big, and Lao Jin asked very carefully, "Is there less hair, or less hair?" ”

"Fingernails are less...... Or have fewer toenails? Mrs. Kim also asked.

"Avoid the important and light!?" Since the old couple of the Jin family entered the door, Lao Shen had never given them a good look, and he had been thinking about how to say it...... Xiaofei cried so desolate before, this child has no mother since he was a child...... He, who is a father, how can he bear to ruin her life of Xingfu!

Besides, he is still waiting for the 100 gilts to grow up and then raise his little grandchildren!

"What the hell is missing from my son?" Lao Jin asked Lao Shen rhetorically, "We are his parents, we can be sure that this child has a lot of other places except for the amputation of the cecum in the abdomen!" ”

"Husband, I remember!" Mrs. Jin pointed at her slender hand in gold and silver, full of pride, "When he was three years old, he was wearing open crotch pants and pooping on the side of the road...... A passing wild dog rushed over ......! ”

"That's right, that's it!" Their family finally admitted it, that kid's lifeline must have been bitten off by that wild dog that time! Lao Shen hurriedly interrupted Mrs. Jin's words, and then turned his head and asked Lao Shen, "Now you understand what your son is missing, right?" ”

"What's missing?" Lao Jin glared and then asked rhetorically.

"Quiet, two!" Mrs. Jin stood barefoot on the sofa, waved her arm, and motioned to the two middle-aged and elderly men not to speak, "Listen to me!" ”

"Humph!" Lao Shen sat up straight, "No matter how nice it sounds, you can still have the ability to make something out of nothing...... It's gone, it's gone, that thing can't be bragged about! ”

"That time, I took Cheng Ze to play on the side of the road, and then he asked for a big poop...... In the middle of the big process, a wild dog came and wanted to eat the poop...... At that time, our family Chengze was brave and fearless, and he cried out, 'This is my poop, this is my poop, you are not allowed to eat it'...... Then in order to protect Baba he fought with a wild dog, and later, a small piece of meat was bitten off by a wild dog on his buttocks! ”

"Finished?!" Lao Shen also stood up coldly, he didn't believe it, the small piece of meat she said was on the buttocks?

"It's over!" Mrs. Jin didn't understand what Lao Shen was suspicious of at all, so she smiled, "Old Shen, don't care, Cheng Ze was only three years old that year, and children will inevitably be a little stingy, in fact, what is there to be reluctant about the big baba, if that dog goes to our house now...... We can charter a few seats for the WC...... Oh, hehehe, hehe, hehe......! ”