102 I am a whore
Yang Yi's vanity at this moment was perfectly satisfied, and when he closed his eyes, he seemed to still be able to see Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan looking at him with a look of horror mixed with adoration, and he himself seemed to be shining with golden light at this moment, like 'Shakya touching you' who wants to become a Buddha on the ground.
The word 'dick' swirled above his head.
The words on the shirt at his feet are perfectly interpreted.
Brother is handsome, brother is cool, brother is a wolf in the wind!
But in fact, Yang Yi has never touched a girl at all, he started to go out on missions at the age of fifteen, and has been wandering outside for three years, and then he encountered a fifth-level elite, and he returned from torture, until he was twenty years old, he has been languishing, and he enjoys watching pornography all day long.
When he was twenty-one years old, there was a crazy woman named Su Lingling in the village, and Yang Yi has not had a good life until now.
His youth, except for the three years when he watched pornographic films, was harder than anyone else.
Hua Xuan had already shrunk behind Zhao Anyu in fear, although this girl was not small, but she had always taken Zhao Anyu as her main backbone, and immediately shrank behind the former when she encountered danger.
"What's the matter, I'm a super invincible pervert, do you want to sleep with me?" Yang Yi proudly hugged his shoulders and leaned on the staircase railing.
Despite...... Big black pants smell weird in the air.
"What should I do, Sister Yu?" Hua Xuan nervously tugged at Zhao Anyu's sleeve and whispered, "Do we still want him to keep vigil?" He's so, what if something happens? ”
"You listen to his, he must still be a virgin." Zhao Anyu affirmed.
"How do you know?" Hua Xuan looked at Zhao Anyu suspiciously, "Have you tried it?!" ”
"Try your head!" Zhao Anyu gave Lori a blunt to the paper, and said with a red face, "I've read some psychology books, and generally men who aren't virgins will lie and say that they are virgins, and on the contrary, they will brag everywhere about how many women they have slept with!" ”
"This can too?!"
Zhao Anyu nodded firmly, Hua Xuan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, she was almost scared to death by Yang Yi.
Zhao Anyu continued to whisper: "Don't worry, if he really wanted to do something to the two of us, he would have done it a long time ago, where would he wait until now?!" ”
"Yes...... Hua Xuan nodded thoughtfully, and then said, "That's great, the big pervert scares us so much, we must clean him up today." ”
"That's right......"
Yang Yi didn't know that the two girls had exposed his lies, and he was still holding his arms to watch a good show, and said impatiently: "What did I say you two are muttering about?" What's a bad idea? I sue you, I'm a serious man, and you can't beat me for my bad idea of being a good boy. ”
"Cut ......"
Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan scoffed, and drew a middle finger very indecently.
"Come on, aren't you going to sleep? Grandma will be with you today! Hua Xuan picked up the belt in her hand, put it on Yang Yi's neck at once, and gave him a ring buckle, and pulled him to the bedroom.
"Hey, don't, why are you in such a hurry, I'm not ready......"
No matter how Yang Yi shouted, Hua Xuan just kept pulling him forward, and when he came to the bedroom door, he actually tied the belt in his hand to the revolving doorknob.
"What are you doing here?" Yang Yi stared at the beads of his eyes, and a trace of something bad rose in his heart.
"Aren't you going to sleep? My sister told you to sleep. Hua Xuan patted Yang Yi's face and said proudly with her waist crossed.
Yang Yi tugged at the belt around his neck, not to mention, it was tied quite tightly.
"How am I going to sleep like this? I think you have masochistic tendencies, right? I don't have it......"
"You idiot!"
Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan were on the side, pointing at Yang Yi's head in unison.
"We're all lying to you, we just want you to keep vigil, now it's okay, you can't run away with tying you to the doorknob, right?"
"I'm ...... day" Yang Yi was angry, feeling that what these two girls did just now was to paralyze us, and we thought that the two girls were so lonely in the middle of the night, what a waste of feelings.
I said...... You don't need that, do you? Isn't it just that I'll keep a vigil for you? ”
Yang Yi is somewhat understanding, there are too many things today, these two girls must be like frightened birds now, and they can't sleep well, in this case, it's not a big deal for us to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, but don't you need to tie us to the door like dogs?
"We don't worry about you, only then can we sleep well......"
Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan said that they were very innocent, hum, you pretended to be persecuted just now, is there a kind of desperation to lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot? Who made you brag about sleeping with more women than we've ever seen.
"Two eldest sisters, don't be like this, I'...... I was bragging just now...... I'm still a virgin...... You can rest assured of me......" Yang Yi grimaced and struggled to scare his belt.
Damn, what brand is this? Why is it so sturdy?
How did Hua Xuan's brainless girl tie it? Why can't I find where the 'knot' is?!
"Don't waste your efforts, who made you cocoon? They've all blown themselves into prostitution......"
"You believe it?"
"What do you say?" Zhao Anyu pointed to Yang Yi's 'dog neck ring'.
Yang Yi was powerless for a while, this is completely a serial set, one ring after another, in vain he is still a star in the killer world, and he was calculated by two girls who don't know the world.
This must not be said, otherwise our reputation will be ......
Yang Yi pulled the corners of his mouth, crying and laughing, and finally rolled his eyes, and said with a cold face: "Hmph, since you know that I am a prostitute, why don't you let go of Lord Ben?" Otherwise, I will rape you two first and then kill you, and then rape and then kill ......."
"Oh, people are so scared......"
Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan clutched their chests and exclaimed.
"Hmph, I know that if I'm scared, I don't want to untie it quickly, maybe I'll let you go, maybe it's not necessary......"
"Cut ......" Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan scoffed.
Zhao Anyu said: "Rape first and then kill, and then rape and then kill?" Is that so? ”
"That's right......" Yang Yi nodded solemnly.
"Would you like to cook it with some? I want soup ......"
"......" Yang Yi fell to the ground, oh my God, help me, what the hell is this weird?!
Hua Xuan was even more nonsense than Zhao Anyu, raised her little hand and slapped Yang Yi's head melon seeds, and then hurriedly pushed away and shouted: "Come on, come and beat me......"
"I ......" Yang Yi felt a pain in his chest, Nima, the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, if we hadn't experienced a big battle tonight, this belt could be torn apart even if it was crocodile skin!
"Can't you win?" Yang Yi grimaced.
"It was ......"
Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan spread their hands.
"Can you let me go?"
"No......"
"Then it's okay to get me a double quilt, right? Cold ...... at night"
"No......"
"Then it's okay to bring my clothes, right?"
"The clothes are there, if you don't take it, it's there, you take it in your hands, figure it out for yourself......"
Saying that, Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan twisted their little buttocks and pushed Yang Yi away, then opened the door and got in, leaving only Yang Yi alone in the empty aisle wearing big black pants.
That scene was so miserable......