Chapter 373: Failure to Worship, Black Clouds in the Belly
Heiyun was immediately dumbfounded, and his attitude changed too quickly.
Su Wen had a smile on his face and a flattering look, not to mention how disgusting it was.
This is the strategy that Su Wen came up with, first curry favor with Heiyun and save his own life.
Heiyun didn't understand the situation, and thought that it was his own wisdom and martial arts that shocked Su Wen: "Boy, thank you for reminding me today, otherwise I might really be killed by that cheap woman." β
"Where, where, as it should be."
"Should it?"
"Well, you want to turn into a dragon in the future, they actually want to slay the dragon, it's too vicious."
When Heiyun heard this, he was moved in his heart: "You Huaxia people are hypocritical, and you keep saying that you are the descendants of the dragon, but you are not soft at all in slaying the dragon." When I molted for the first time, I stumbled upon a dragon skeleton that had just absorbed some dragon energy, but was interrupted by a group of Huaxia cultivators who suddenly broke in. The group of guys was crazy, and after a while, they broke the keel into an unknown number of parts, and the last one walked away with a pile of bones. β
Su Wen couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, Heiyun was a dragon after all, where would he understand the thoughts of real humans.
Man is the most complex animal, and the Chinese are even more complex among complex.
It is terrible for Chinese people to be blind, and it is not much better to be ruthless.
The key is still for the sake of profit.
"Brother Heiyun, why are you here, you didn't come to me on purpose, did you?"
"I don't have time to look for you, there is a waterhole not far away, I hid in it to heal, and suddenly I heard your voice, and smelled a fragrance, so I came to take a look." Black Cloud pointed in the distance with his claws.
It turned out that I was unlucky!
I ran so far, but I didn't expect it to be delivered to the door.
Heiyun looked at the roe deer that Su Wen was roasting: "I haven't eaten for many years, and your roast seems to be very good." β
Su Wen didn't understand anything, so he immediately gave most of the roe deer to Heiyun, and said at the same time: "Brother Heiyun, eat while it's hot, let's talk while eating." β
Black clouds have long been salivating, where will they be polite now.
Su Wen himself also took a small piece of barbecue, but in the face of the black clouds, he couldn't taste anything.
Heiyun has been silent for more than a hundred years, and now he finally meets someone who can speak, and he is in a very good mood: "What's your name, and you come to join in the fun if you are so weak?" β
"Su Wen, my name is Su Wen. Hey! β
"What did you just use that can transmit sound for thousands of miles?"
"Brother Heiyun, you haven't been active for many years."
"It's been a hundred and fifty years since the second molt, and I feel like it's time for the third molt, and I'm waking up from my slumber."
"One hundred and fifty years?"
"What has happened in so many years feels completely different."
Su Wen immediately talked about the changes in the world in the last hundred years, especially emphasizing the current scientific and technological development of the earth.
After hearing this, Heiyun was a little shocked: "The one that shattered my two scales must be a high-tech weapon, and it is really powerful." Don't let me know who did it, or I'll have to eat him. β
Su Wen unconsciously shuddered: "Brother Heiyun, that person may have died under your dragon's breath, don't think about it." β
Heiyun didn't notice the change in Su Wen's expression, and swallowed all the barbecue meat in one gulp.
In that case, it is obvious that I haven't eaten enough.
Su Wen didn't say a word, and went to catch another bison.
Heiyun felt that Su Wen knew each other very well, and unconsciously glanced at Su Wen a few more times.
It will take a while for the bison to be roasted.
Black Cloud hesitated for a moment and bit the ice arrow on his tail.
"Oops, it hurts!"
"Brother Heiyun, do you want me to help?"
"Okay, then you can help me pull out this broken arrow."
Su Wen walked over and carefully examined the ice arrow made of unknown materials.
It is about 75 centimeters long, and it is decorated with snowflake patterns, and the arrows are triangular and sharp, making people feel cold and swishing when they get close.
"Brother Heiyun, I'm going to start."
"Hmm!"
Su Wen grabbed the ice arrow and pulled it out violently, and suddenly a large ball of blood spurted out.
Black Cloud screamed miserably, and his mouth kept screaming.
A bottle suddenly appeared in Su Wen's hand, and then he quickly picked up the blood of the black cloud, and in a blink of an eye, it was half a bottle, which was a few hundred milliliters.
Heiyun looked at Su Wen in amazement: "What are you doing?" β
Su Wen was embarrassed: "You can't waste it, it's shameful to waste." β
Black Cloud was dumbfounded, and finally didn't say anything at all.
Su Wen packed up the dragon blood, took out three or five bottles of raw muscle pills in his hand, and then fell on the wound of Heiyun in one go.
Heiyun didn't say anything, and was slightly moved in his heart.
The bison was roasted, but this time Su Wen didn't eat it, and only Heiyun was eating alone.
"Su Wen, you said, I just want to cultivate well, and I want to provoke anyone, but why can't you cultivators let me go?"
"Brother Heiyun, we have a saying in Huaxia that the husband is not guilty of his crimes, and you are now a treasure all over your body, so it is like a treasure."
"Human beings are greedy, and if they are discovered this time, they will definitely not be able to live in peace in the future."
"Brother Heiyun, mourn!"
"That shot Lao Tzu with an arrow, and I don't know when I will be able to take revenge."
Su Wen looked at Heiyun in amazement, he didn't expect this guy to still think about this now, it seems that Heiyun is still very vindictive.
Maybe this can be put to good use.
"Brother Heiyun, you are alone, and it is not easy to take revenge or something."
"Do you have a way?"
"Brother Heiyun, that woman is from the Tianxin Sect, you can't beat her, but can you still beat the others of the Tianxin Sect?"
"What do you mean?"
"Brother Heiyun, I sue you the truth of a fight. First, if you can't beat it, you can run. Second, persimmons should be pinched softly. Third, the gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, the villain's revenge, from morning to night. Su Wen said seriously, not feeling how shameless this was.
"Seems to make sense, you explain it carefully." Black clouds came interested.
"First, if you can't fight, run, this is the first rule of fighting. Since you can't beat it, do you have to stay and die? Run, run as far as you can, and then fight back when you have the strength in the future, it's not a shame, and it's very inspiring. β
"Second, persimmons should be pinched softly, which is a kind of great wisdom. Those who can't be beaten, we don't fight them, as long as we pick those who can fight, they will definitely be invincible. β
"Third, the gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, the villain's revenge, from morning to night. If you can't fight it, it won't make the other party feel better, and with the second persimmon to pick a soft pinch, the enemy will definitely be driven crazy by you. β
Heiyun tasted it carefully, and felt more and more that it made sense: "I can't beat that cheap woman in the Tianxin Sect, but can I definitely beat the other people in the Tianxin Sect?" Tsk, persimmons have to be pinched softly, it makes too much sense, I will specifically find trouble for the disciples of Tianxin Sect in the future, and I will see what that cheap woman can do to me when the time comes. β
When Su Wen heard this, he wiped his sweat, and a black-bellied dragon was about to be born.
"Brother Heiyun, it's right for you to do this. At that time, the Tianxin Sect can't do anything about you, maybe it will take the initiative to beg you for mercy. β
"Hehe, Su Wen boy, what you said makes a lot of sense, and you have been taught." Heiyun seemed to be very happy, he was even about to take Su Wen as a teacher, "When my injuries are healed, I will go to the trouble of the Tianxin Sect, as well as the Bright Sect." β
When Su Wen heard this, he was secretly happy.
Black Cloud followed with another sentence: "Of course, there is also the guy who smashed my scales with a gun." β
Su Wen absolutely fell, did this set himself on fire.
For the next period of time, Su Wen continued to instill some unhealthy obscene thoughts into the black clouds.
Su Wen found that although Heiyun had lived for eight hundred years, his heart was still like a blank sheet of paper, and he didn't understand many things at all. After the enlightenment of Su Wen, the life mentor, Heiyun now has a feeling of enlightenment, and finally speaking, Su Wen even sat directly on Heiyun's back, and compared while talking, he completely fooled Heiyun stupidly.
After a night talk, Heiyun completely bowed to Su Wen.
When he woke up the next day, Su Wen was a little confused holding the two horns of the black cloud.
"Su Wen, are you awake?" Heiyun looked very excited, "It's really fascinating to hear you tell the story of those cultivators yesterday, especially the one named Yang Yu, who has gone from a nobody to a generation of masters, amazing!" β
Su Wen was embarrassed, it was just some online novels he read, but it seemed that it was just right to flicker the black clouds: "I'm happy today, I'll tell you a story about a waste wood called Xiao Yanguan who can't cultivate fighting spirit, and finally after continuous struggle, he embraces left and right, and becomes a generation of emperors." β
Black Cloud nodded, expectant.
The two gradually became more and more familiar, and Su Wen began to speak unscrupulously.
It's just that in his heart, Su Wen is secretly thinking about whether to sue SΓΉ Heiyun, his scales were blown off by himself.
Now is indeed a good opportunity, if Heiyun doesn't hold a grudge, maybe this matter will be revealed, if Heiyun holds a grudge, he will definitely swallow him in one bite.
Just in case, Su Wen felt that it would be better to give Heiyun a little more relationship, it was not worth the risk now.
Half a day later.
Heiyun said gratefully: "Su Wen, you are really my life mentor, no one has ever taught me this. β
Su Wen wiped his sweat: "It should be, it should be, whoever gives it to whom the two of us, your business in the future will be my business, and whoever bullies you will bully me." β
When Heiyun heard this, he also said, "Don't worry, your business is also my business." β
When Su Wen heard this, he said casually: "Brother Heiyun, why don't we pay homage, don't ask to be born on the same day in the same year, but to die on the same day in the same year." β
As long as he bows down, Heiyun probably won't kill him again.
It's just that Heiyun heard that Su Wen was going to bow down, pondered for a long time, shook his head and said: "I think it's okay to bow down, if I succeed in turning into a dragon, I will have at least a thousand years of life, and I won't die with you on the same day and year with you." β
Su Wen was stunned, Nima, this black cloud is blue! R1152