864 I really am an immortal

For the tunic, there are only two kinds of people in this world, and he does not lie.

One is a peer, the other, a beggar. Among the peers, the hair is empty, and they are all vigilant to death. It's basically impossible to cheat them out of their money. And the other is the beggars, these people themselves are poor to death, or they are traveling with him, they are all liars. Therefore, these two kinds of people, he will never deceive!

No matter who the others are, they will not let go of the tunics. The biggest vote he has ever done was to pretend to be a provincial-level cadre in a county town, and cheat all kinds of food, drink and money in the county, but no one could expose his deception, but all kinds of leaders entertained, don't live too happily!

For tunics, this kind of person deserves to be deceived, and the reason why they failed to expose themselves is because they have a weak heart. People who have ghosts in their hearts are deceived and one is accurate.

Deception is best used on two kinds of people, one is a ghost in the heart, and the other is greedy, or there is a need. The brainless man in front of him is obviously in demand, there are brainless, don't lie to him, I'm sorry for myself and the country!

"You mean, do you need money?"

Money is an absolute thing outside the body for an immortal. Considering the need for funds for activities in the world, when Shui Hua came down, he deliberately carried some more silver taels. He had a storage bag with a lot of coils in it.

"Yes, a lot."

Zhongshan nodded and said with great embarrassment, "Xingyue City is not like any city, you can get there by plane or train." I want to go to Xingyue City, there is only one shuttle bus a day, and now the tickets have long been sold out, and it is estimated that I will not be able to buy tickets within a month. If you want to go, you can only smuggle in. But the risk of smuggling is high, even if it is me, I have to spend money to dredge up a lot of relationships and deal with a lot of people to help you arrange a shuttle bus for smuggling. ”

"Money is not a problem, how much you want."

The tunic was happy in his heart, and it was really stupid and had a lot of money.

He rolled his eyes and raised five fingers.

"Fifty gold ingots? Yes. ”

Shui Hua nodded, and then took out fifty gold ingots from the storage bag. The eyes of the tunic are going to be straight,, this person is really a big tyrant!

"Money is not exposed!"

Although I was curious where this person took out so much gold from his body, the tunic then thought of the most important question, there are so many people here!

He hurriedly took out a woven bag and asked Shui Hua to put all the gold ingots into the woven bag, "There are many bad people in this world, you take out so much money, be careful of being targeted by scammers!" ”

"Hehe, the deity is extremely smart, but no liar can deceive me!"

Shui Hua said proudly.

"Yes, yes, you are a man of true wisdom, who can deceive you! But be careful above isn't! ”

This is the human world, so let's follow the rules of the human world.

"But...... Fifty spindles...... It's not enough......"

"How much does that cost? Could it be Wu Baiding? ”

Shui Hua's brows furrowed slightly, "The deity only brought eighty ingots with him this time." I didn't expect the price of goods in the human world to grow so fast. ”

A thousand years ago, this ingot of gold could do a lot of things!

"Eighty is eighty! I lose a little, who will let me know you! This acquaintance is fate, let's all make friends. You come with me, I'll take you to the shuttle. ”

Shui Hua led this liar to turn east and west, and he didn't know how far he went.

"Haven't you arrived yet?"

"It's almost there, it's ahead!"

The tunic finally led Shui Hua to a van, "They'll take you to Star-Moon City!" ”

Shui Hua inadvertently saw that after the tunic let him get into the car, he took a stack of red paper from the hand of a bald man.

What is the red paper for, is it used to write spells? But the spell should be made of yellow paper, right?

I really don't understand the current human society, it's really a mess. Or is the red paper a necessary charm to make this box-like magic weapon work?

Just as Shui Hua was guessing, he saw the bald man also sit in, and then started the car. This magic weapon actually walked, and it was really powerful. After Shui Hua descended to earth, he was also a mortal fetus in the flesh. After a toss, he was also a little tired, so he closed his eyes and recuperated, sat there cross-legged and began to silently run his internal strength.

and the Qin family's bloodline, the Rui beasts are different. After their other eight heavenly beings descend to earth, the immortal qi in their bodies will automatically turn into true qi, although it is a little inconvenient, but in order to find the Rui Beast, this small sacrifice is nothing.

The car had been gone for three or four hours, and when it was a little dark, the bald man led Shui Hua to a small hotel.

"It's getting late, let's get something to eat before we hit the road."

The bald man said, and got out of the car first and walked into the small inn. Shui Hua was slightly unhappy in his heart, it was important for him to hurry, this mere mortal dared to delay his trip!

But his stomach also rumbled a few times, hey, he became a mortal, and it was really a little troublesome. As if smelling a burst of meat from the store, Shui Hua reluctantly got out of the car and followed into the hotel.

There are several small dining tables in the lobby of the hotel for guests to eat. The bald man ordered a few plates of meat dishes and invited Shui Hua to dine together.

Shui Hua was really hungry in his stomach, picked up his chopsticks, and began to feast.

After eating for a long time, the bald man never moved his chopsticks, Shui Hua thought at first that he was not cooperating with him to eat together, but then felt that something was not right. This person didn't know that he was an immortal, so why didn't he eat together?

"Why don't you eat it?"

Shui Hua said, "The deity allows you to eat together. ”

"Hehe, I don't eat it, this meal is drugged. You can enjoy it alone, and you're good to go. ”

"Drugged? What medicine? ”

"I can't tell you the name, it's made in the United States, and it's designed to put you to sleep."

"Hehe, do you want to make money and kill yourself?"

Shui Hua sneered, "The deity is invincible, and the deity didn't put this amount of medicine on your ...... at all ...... in the eyes"

Before he finished speaking, Shui Hua's eyes darkened, and he fell to the table. Although he is not poisonous, it is also a medicine from thousands of years ago. Now the development of drugs is more diverse, and his body resistance basically can't keep up. He was a mortal in the flesh, how could he stand this medicine and completely fainted.

"Hey, I won't do it, I'm just trying to make some money."

The bald man sneered twice, "Don't blame me, blame the dealer who sold you!" ”

Shui Hua felt a chill, and his body was very cold, as if he was swimming in the heavenly river. When he woke up, he found that he was really soaked in a stinky ditch, and his abdomen was in terrible pain. Shui Hua was taken aback, and hurriedly looked inward, and found that the kidney on his right side was missing!

"it!"

Shui Hua couldn't help but scold, this immoral bastard really used drugs to stun himself and took away one of his kidneys!

Although the kidneys can be repaired in the fairy world, but in the human world, if you don't find the Rui Beast, you can't go back! If you can't go back, you can't heal! And the body of a kidney is simply fragile!

Shui Hua had no choice but to condense his true qi first, use his ability to control water, and temporarily simulate a kidney with water at the right kidney! In that case, you can barely deal with it...... I just don't know how long this thing can last! The top priority is to hurry to Xingyue City...... However, the clothes on his body have been replaced with shabby ones, and the true qi on his body cannot be used to change into a better clothes for the time being. All the money was also cheated away, and the body was very weak. Shui Hua could only pick up a wooden stick from the side, and limped onto the road with the stick.

From time to time, the magic weapon used by humans to walk on the road would run by, but Shui Hua waited there for a long time, and no one was willing to stop and give him a ride. After all, he stinks now, and no one wants to approach him.

That's right...... Liuhe Sect ...... Shui Hua happened to see a sign erected next to him, which said, Five thousand meters away, Zangjian Villa!

As long as they find the Liuhe Sect and tell them their own identity, they will definitely help themselves! As long as you give yourself a little time, let him take some elixir, and then have good luck, the injury will be much lessened!

Right! I'm so smart!

Shui Hua admired himself very much, he limped like this, dragged his injured body, and walked all the way for more than 5,000 meters, and finally saw the mountain gate of Tibetan Sword Villa.

That's great...... Shui Hua burst into tears of excitement, he was now hungry and sleepy, and very hungry and thirsty, and his lips were chapped. In the sky, he is a heavenly immortal who does not eat fireworks, but in the human world, he is just an ordinary man!

This guy is in rags, with his hair scattered, on crutches, with a stinking body, where is the bearing of a fairy! He moved to the gate of the mountain, rushed inside, and shouted with all his strength.

"Come on...... Someone is coming...... Someone ...... coming."

"Who, what are you crying wolf howling about, is this a place where you can scream?"

A disciple of the gatekeeper of the mountain village was napping, but was woken up by this shout, and when he walked to the mountain gate, he found a beggar standing in front of the door.

", go farther away! We don't give charity! ”

"Ben, the deity is not asking for food...... Buddha-figure ...... The deity is looking for your owner again......"

"Get out of the way! A person who asks for food also wants to see our owner? Sick you! ”

The deity said...... Buddha-figure ...... It's not a ...... to ask for food."

Shui Hua said angrily, "The deity...... Is...... The ...... of the North Yin Wei of the Rain Department Immortal Venerable! ”

"Get some belly rolls!"

The disciple pursed his lips, "I've heard of the rain department, those are all the eight immortals who are high above!" You say you're the Rain Immortal? Damn, you don't pee according to your virtues! I see you're daydreaming too much, so don't get out of here! ”