Chapter 512: A Problem That Even the Universal Scene Converter Can't Solve
Seeing that the two elders were about to quarrel, Jiang Ju didn't interject, still like a well-behaved little daughter-in-law, sitting there quietly, just reaching out and pinching Zhou Yan's waist.
The meaning is clear.
It's between you men! What is football stuff? We beauties don't understand!
However, since a spark broke out between the two elders, what are you waiting for if your future son-in-law doesn't go up to pull the rack?
Zhou Yan was immovable, as steady as Mount Tai.
These two are our future fathers-in-law, who do I dare to offend?
If you speak out to help Jiang Jun, you will inevitably offend your father-in-law.
If he spoke out and dealt with Jiang Bing, he would properly offend the uncle - this is even more unwilling for Zhou Yan, after all, he was ordered to pick up girls and still received the task in the hands of the uncle!
Don't forget to dig wells when drinking water, Zhou Yan understands this truth.
Jiang Ju saw that Zhou Yan pretended not to understand, but he didn't have a problem, but the strength in his hands became heavier and heavier-in such a sweet thing as love, there was occasionally a little violence. Like now......
Zhou Yan was in pain, but unconsciously let out a "ah.......
This attracted everyone's attention.
The old man's eyes were like torches, but he saw the reason, and smiled slightly.
Jiang Jun said: "Zhou Yan, where is it uncomfortable?" Why did you make an 'ah' sound just now? ”
Jiang Bing: "Isn't this wooden stool uncomfortable to sit on for a long time?" Otherwise, you can sit down with your uncle......"
Jiang Bing sat on a leather sofa, which was indeed much more comfortable than the wooden stool that Zhou Yan and Jiang Ju sat on.
Zhou Yan opened his mouth. I thought about it. He smiled bitterly and said, "It's okay." As Uncle Jiang Bing said, this fart~ stock is a little panicked, but it's not in the way......"
Where did he dare to tell the truth?
Although there was a group of elders here, Jiang Ju didn't dare to clean himself up. However, on the way back to school for a while, he had to suffer by himself - Zhou Yan had done many experiments, as long as Jiang Ju made a move on himself, he really couldn't resist.
The reason is simple.
Jiang Ju shot at himself. There is no malice at all - so the universal scene converter automatically determines that it is safe, and will not give a warning in advance, even if Zhou Yan wants to change the scene, he can't do it.
Although Zhou Yan's body has now reached the top level on the earth, it is a pity that he has not learned the skills of martial arts before, which is the opponent of Jiang Ju, who has been practicing martial arts since childhood?
Hearing Zhou Yan say this, several people laughed: "Young man, it's really a little pampered!" ”
Jiang Jun and Jiang Bing actually had a sense of accomplishment at the same time at this moment.
Even if you are a good boy, you are far superior to us in many ways - but at least your body is not as strong as ours!
They don't know. If it is true, the gap between the two of them and Zhou Yan. It's a proper abuse!
Zhou Yan touched his nose: "Well, although it is not pampered, it is far inferior to a few elders - admire, admire." ”
There is really no trace of this sycophant, but the few people who photographed it are a little fluttering.
However, Jiang Jun suddenly remembered that Zhou Yan Chaoren's body was in the military training ground, and he laughed a little embarrassed.
Jiang Jun remembered what happened before and asked, "By the way, Zhou Yan, tell me which football star you like the most?" ”
Jiang Bing nodded: "Yes, there is no need to talk about other stars, just take Ronaldo and Cavilias as an example, which one do you like the most?" ”
Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Can we not mention this?" ”
Crying of all kinds.
Unexpectedly, this question was still pushed in front of me - in this way, I suffered in vain on my waist before.
Jiang Jun and Jiang Bing said in unison: "No! ”
Cristiano Ronaldo, Cavilias.
That's a problem.
A serious question!
If you choose Cavilias, you will offend the uncle. Ronaldo will offend his future father-in-law.
This question made Zhou Yan helpless!
Fortunately......
Zhou Yan suddenly remembered that there was a big cheat behind him, and secretly called out in his heart: "Brother Universal Scene Converter, you need help." ”
Universal scene converter, super cheat artifact!
Any problem in front of him will become very easy, no difficulty!
"Well, this thing ......" I didn't expect that this time the universal scene converter was actually a little lacking in confidence, and his voice didn't sound as crisp and decisive as before.
The universal scene converter said: "I really can't help you with this-how can you change such a scene?" You don't have to think about it...... No matter which space you convert to, this kind of thing is a super problem! The difficulty is even far more than 'me and you~ Mom fell into the water, you save the sleep first?' ’”
The universal scene converter is right, the daughter-in-law and mother fell into the water, as long as the head is normal, you know, save your mother first!
The daughter-in-law can be changed, can you change you~ Mom? (Writing this, Meng Hunt's heart can't help but feel sour.) Mom...... Are you happy now? You should be happier in heaven than on earth, right? )
However, the trade-off between this old man and his daughter-in-law and uncle is even more difficult!
All of them are from my mother's family!
Who do you dare to offend?
Such a question stumped the omnipotent universal scene converter!
Zhou Yan said helplessly: "But...... But...... Brother Almighty Scene Converter, you can't ignore it at this time! I don't dare to offend any of these two old men! ”
"Don't!" The universal scene converter said: "I really have nothing to do with this-otherwise, I will call you Brother Zhou Yan?" Brother Zhou Yan, you better solve this matter by yourself - oops, there is a girl looking for me...... I flashed ...... first."
Flashed, it's a relatively popular word on the Internet.
It means "I don't care about this, you can do it yourself!" ”
Usually, after saying this sentence, the person's avatar will quickly turn black, showing the offline status.
Zhou Yan: "Brother Universal Scene Converter, Brother Universal Scene Converter...... The universal scene converter is big~ master! ”
However, even though Zhou Yan had raised the honorific title of the universal scene converter to the level of big ~ master, the universal scene converter seemed to have really disappeared, and he was completely silent......
Zhou Yan was completely speechless: "Is there a girl looking for you?" Are you a man or a woman...... Can you find your kind in this world? ”
Well, the all-powerful scene changer that has always been omnipotent actually flashed.
However, Zhou Yan still had to face this serious problem in front of him.
Favorite star, is Cristiano Ronaldo? Or Real Madrid's Cavilias?
For the first time in the past few months, Zhou Yan found that he was in trouble.
Real trouble!
Oh, my God!
Can you help me?
Zhou Yan's nose was about to be touched red by himself...... (To be continued......)