32. Barber
"What to do ......"
"What to do...... What to do, love is sweet and sour? Siyuan thought for a while, and actually sang it.
"Don't make a fuss." Ning Qingyuan dragged the napkin in his hand: "Let me tell you, you don't know how terrible my parents are." ”
Siyuan didn't answer, quietly waiting for her words, Ning Qingyuan sighed faintly: "I didn't know that Wu Shao actually called my parents directly without saying a word, and the two of them said come over...... Then it's really already on the way. ”
"Then tell them the truth."
"Then I'll die." Ning Qingyuan covered his head with his hands: "I know them too well, my mother introduced me to one during the Chinese New Year, and they were very satisfied, but I was not satisfied at all, so I said that I would definitely find one this year, and if I tell them the truth directly, I will be tied back to get married." ”
Siyuan stretched out his hand, his face full of innocence: "But this has nothing to do with me...... You can't let me pretend to be your boyfriend, can you? ”
After speaking, he suddenly smiled: "And you think, even if I pretend, they have to look at it, I can't look high at this glance." ”
For the weddings and funerals of these wealthy families, Siyuan has heard of them, these people and the working class like Siyuan do not live in the same world at all, and the worldview of normal people will not work at all if they are nouveau riche, they are all born human spirits, and fools rarely get rich, so Siyuan's strong ** silk smell is definitely not hidden from Ning Qingyuan's parents.
"You said, today is only the second day of our acquaintance, and we have caused such a lot of things inexplicably. It's really fateful. Siyuan was also full of emotion: "There is no other way?" ”
"What can I do? I don't want to be arrested, and I don't want them to know that I'm a medical examiner. ”
"What? Your parents don't even know what you're doing? ”
"They only know that I am a teacher at the city medical school, but they don't know that I am a forensic doctor...... "Ning Qingyuan smiled dryly: "No way, I can wronged you, I can do me a favor." ”
Siyuan wanted to refuse, but when he saw Ning Qingyuan's pitiful appearance, he suddenly softened, and after shaking his head: "I don't dare to guarantee that I can hide it." ”
"That's it." Ning Qingyuan clapped his hands: "I'll take you to buy clothes first, and then make a hairstyle for you, and then we'll go to the airport." ”
"I ...... I can't wear this dress, huh? ”
"The grade is still a little lower, my mother's eyes are poisonous." Ning Qingyuan paused when he said this, and then said to Siyuan with some embarrassment: "If my mother makes things difficult for you...... You must bear with it, and I will promise you whatever you say when the time comes. ”
Seeing that the powerful Dao Gu in front of him was actually begging for herself like an ordinary little girl, although Siyuan was reluctant, he still couldn't say anything more, just sent a message to Qianruo, and then buried his head in eating, and waited until Ning Qingyuan received a text message.
"They're on the plane, they'll be there in two hours, and it's time for us to go."
The two of them were like special forces soldiers who had received orders from their superiors, wiped their mouths indiscriminately, stood up and ran, let alone pay, and got into Ning Qingyuan's BMW car without even saying hello.
"You go do the hair, I'll pick out the clothes for you."
Seeing her hurried look, Siyuan asked in a low voice, "Do you know the size of my clothes?" ”
"And where do you think you're wearing now?"
When she said this, Siyuan reacted at that time. Isn't it, if she doesn't know her size, where did the clothes she wears come from? But how did she know so accurately, Siyuan even felt that the clothes she bought fit better than the clothes she picked out herself, but ...... If this kind of question is asked, who knows what Ning Qingyuan will say that makes Siyuan embarrassed and indignant.
"Johnny, give my friend a haircut, it's easy. Simple, generous, and sunny. An hour of time, and if you're not satisfied, you're done. ”
Siyuan was dragged into a hair salon that he had always thought was a high-end café and was pressed on the leather chaise longue by Ning Qingyuan, and then she and the barber next to her, dressed like a turkey, ordered, "Let you best designers come." ”
"Ouch...... Sister Ning, what's the matter, I'm in a hurry. Sit down and take a break, I'll make you a cup of coffee, the old rules? Charcoal is not sweetened. ”
The barber's voice was so loud that he could directly twist his jaw out of the water, and he felt sick when he heard that his back was numb, and he was not very comfortable, and the corner of his eye looked at the shiny nail polish on his fingers, and he felt sick.
"I'm not available, aren't Davy and Cullen here today?"
"Ouch...... Count yourself lucky, my teacher is here in person today, you wait a minute, I'll call him out for you. ”
Taking advantage of this Johnny to go in to call people, Qianruo took out a bottle of Evian mineral water from the refrigerator next to him and poured it down, and then wiped his mouth and said to Siyuan: "Johnny, my special hairstylist, but he doesn't shave men's heads, he said that his hand can only give a haircut to one man in his life, and that is his boyfriend." ”
"Male...... Boyfriend ......"
Ning Qingyuan shrugged indifferently: "Yes, boyfriend, if you are unfortunate enough to hear him fart, you will find that the sound of his fart is not like ours poof, but haha." You know. ”
Understand ...... seconds Siyuan actually understood in seconds, he looked at Ning Qingyuan in surprise, he never expected that a goddess like her would say such a bad thing...... It's so exciting.
"Look at what I'm doing, I often go to gay bars to play, most gays are artistic geniuses, I'll take you to see and see in the future, don't lie to you." Ning Qingyuan looked at his watch after speaking, and then pointed to the display case: "All the drinks in it are free, drink as you like." ”
Siyuan stretched out his hand and took the mineral water in the glass bottle, unscrewed it and took a sip and found that it was no different from the bottled water, but it was a little sweet when he tasted it carefully: "This water is nothing special, but the bottle is good-looking, this counts the bottle, why don't you ask for ten yuan or eight yuan?" ”
"One hundred and two." Ning Qingyuan didn't reply: "Wait for me here." ”
"One...... One...... One hundred and two? ”
What the is this...... Siyuan really felt that he had lived in vain in the first half of his life, just this water...... He didn't even hear about it, he didn't even hear it, you must know that the house he rented was only eight hundred and a month, which is a good house in the community, and the company's buffet only costs four yuan for a meal, counting the company's subsidy of fifteen yuan, twenty yuan has chicken legs, beef, Yangzhou fried rice and large pork ribs, this bottle of 350 ml of water actually costs one hundred and two, this is really fucking......
What's even more terrifying is not actually a bottle of water one hundred and two, but the fucking water of one hundred and two is free, drink it casually! From another point of view, the wool is out of the sheep, and this shaving shop is definitely not for public welfare, and these things must be folded inside, which makes Siyuan, who usually goes to the vegetable market to shave his head for five yuan...... And he has only one hundred and fifty yuan in cash, and counting the gross bill, it is estimated that it is enough for the bottle of water he drank just now......
"Hello, please lie down in a chair."
The technician next to him walked up with something and stood beside Siyuan: "Because Sister Ning is our old customer, the boss will give you a leisure and relaxation package for free." ”
"This ......" Siyuan hesitated for a moment: "This ...... The place is so upscale...... Still...... And big health care? ”
The technician was a young girl, and she was happy when she heard Siyuan's words, but she quickly stopped laughing: "Sir, you think too much, it's just a massage and cleaning the pores." ”
Siyuan let out a sigh of relief, this is actually not to blame him, after all, his partner, that guy is a meatless and unhappy master, the first thing after the monthly salary is received is to run to a club near the suburbs to join his Xiaohong, basically at the end of the month, he can only rely on borrowing money to eat steamed buns to support the second month's salary.
And Si Yuan dissuaded him more than once, but he picked his nose and mocked Si Yuan with a grin, saying that there is wine today, drunk today, sorrow tomorrow, worry tomorrow, if there is no great health care to nourish his dry heart, no matter how full he eats, he is just an empty shell, people...... It is still necessary to pursue spiritual leisure and relaxation.
So now as long as Siyuan hears these two words, he subconsciously has great health care......
"How much does it cost you to shave your head once?"
"Well, it depends on the package you choose and the customized service, different designers have different price points, such as Johnny, he is one of the most expensive designers here, usually he needs about 1,499 to design a hairstyle, while others range from 699 to 999. Today, your hairstyle will be designed by our boss himself, I haven't been here for a long time, and I don't know what the price of the hairstyle is designed by him, but Sister Ning is our diamond member, no matter what she customizes, there is a single cap of 1,500 yuan. ”
"Single Item...... In other words, shaving the head, washing the hair, massaging, and picking the ear droppings are counted separately? ”
"That's right, you can choose the full set or the individual and combination packages."
"Mom...... That's to become a Diamond member...... The bar is definitely not low, right? ”
"It's really not low, first of all, you have to deposit 100,000 yuan in advance and spend 50,000 yuan in a year, and you need to be introduced by core members. But rest assured, our service and design philosophy is absolutely world-class. The boss is even the queen hairstylist of several international actors, he just happened to come to a meeting today, you are really lucky. ”
Really hanging...... The life of a rich person is different, Siyuan suddenly felt that his salary that month was a lot of money, and it was estimated that after coming here, the most he would do was to shave his head and dry clean it, which was much more expensive than big health care......
But don't say it, the enjoyment of spending money is comfort, Siyuan lay down on the big leather sofa, and there was a girl behind him who was giving him a heavy or light massage, which really made his brain blank, and the word "comfortable" flashed back and forth in his mind. Now he knows why these rich people shave their heads and shave off seventy, eighty, and hundreds of thousands of yuan a year, which is this...... It's like swimming in the Maldives with four seasons of spring...... Swim......
Thinking of the five yuan once in the vegetable market, Siyuan suddenly felt that his head was now the second head, and when he was in the vegetable market, his head was simply a nest melon, being pushed around, and there was no beauty.
Just when Siyuan was indulging in this luxurious enjoyment, he didn't notice that he had been helped to sit up, and the person behind him had also changed into a young man in a slim suit.
"Do you want others to look comfortable or make yourself look comfortable?"
His voice was warm and magnetic. The movement gently woke up the already drowsy Siyuan, but it was not offensive at all, and Siyuan saw the person behind him in the mirror after waking up, he was slightly startled, there was a long-legged man standing behind him, although he couldn't see his appearance, but he could see his almost perfect figure and almost bewitching hands from the mirror.
"Hmm...... What's the difference? Make yourself or others look comfortable. ”
The man behind him gently stroked Siyuan's head with both hands, and still said with a smile in a warm and glutinous lazy voice: "Let others look comfortable, it means that you are an open-minded person." Make yourself look comfortable, and it shows that you are a dashing person. Open-mindedness and chic are definitely not as simple as the ends of your hair facing left or right. ”
Siyuan was stunned by what he said: "Can't you make others and yourself look comfortable?" ”
"No, I can't. There is nothing in the world that satisfies you and everyone else at the same time. ”
When he spoke, his hand did not stop, he kept fiddling with Siyuan's head, his beautiful hand flew up and down, and he looked cautious as if he was treating a beautiful work of art, and at the same time there was an indescribable magic, even Siyuan himself was about to get drunk when he looked at it.
"That'...... I choose to make others look comfortable. Siyuan hehehe: "Anyway, I can't see my own head." ”
"Good."
He didn't say much, but his hands began to fly up and down, and even if the speed was so fast, his hands never touched Siyuan's scalp, from beginning to end he just felt the dancing of the ends of his hair and the slight heat of the person's palm, as if a sudden bright sunshine mixed with the majesty of the grass in the early spring, the whole person relaxed wholeheartedly, almost without distractions.
Time seemed to have stopped, and Siyuan even heard the second hand of the wall clock ticking for a long time, and no one spoke in the process, and it was a little weirdly quiet, but it made all the fatigue of Siyuan during this period of time seem to be blown away by the wind, which can be said to be physically and mentally pleasant.
About forty minutes later, the person behind him snapped his fingers lightly in Siyuan's ear, like a whistle to return to his soul, Siyuan immediately ran back from the fugue, opened his eyes and looked at himself in the mirror, and then couldn't help but sigh: "Hey! Not bad. ”
It's really good, although Siyuan has always felt that his hairstyle is just like that, at most from a board inch to a hairy inch, and now he actually found that in the hands of the person behind him, his hair seems to have life, every one of them has life, it looks refreshing, clean and stubborn and unyielding, it seems to project Siyuan's own character on this root of hair.
And after it was over, Siyuan found that he didn't have even a single hair on his body, and the hair that had been sorted out was neatly placed in a bag on the table on his left hand, not messy at all, and the man was helping Siyuan to seal the quaint parchment bag with wax, and then took it in his hand and handed it to Siyuan: "Hair is a person's spirit, and every hair that is sorted out represents the passage of time, it is your annual ring." When you get old one day and you open these hairs, you will find that the memories that belonged to that time are all back in an instant. More valuable than any kind of souvenir. ”
Siyuan was stunned, took the bag, and found this good guy...... A paper bag with hair is so beautiful, with beautiful patterns and today's weather, date, wind direction, temperature, etc., etc., etc., it is like a diary.
Also, Siyuan also found a strange phenomenon, after shaving his head, the heaviness on his body in the past few days was swept away, the whole person was extremely brisk, and his mood unconsciously improved, just like ...... On a sweltering dog day, a sudden icy downpour came, and the mania, boredom, and depression in my heart were washed away.
If you ask Siyuan now if this trip is worth it...... Siyuan must first order thirty-two likes, and then say loudly that this trip is definitely worth it! He had never thought that shaving his head would have such a miraculous effect!
And after putting away his hair, Si Yuan was looking at the person who shaved his head, how old was this person...... I really can't tell it, let's say he's forty years old, but he has compact skin and a handsome face. Let's say he is twenty years old, but the imprint on his face that is calm and deeply involved in the world does not look like a person of that age.
"How did you feel about your first visit?"
He didn't look down on Siyuan at all because of Siyuan's rudeness and turtle behavior, but stretched out his hand to him with a smile on his face: "I hope to see you next time, this is my business card." ”
"Zuo Mingxuan, the name is very good." Siyuan also stretched out his hand to him generously: "Qi Siyuan." ”
"Yours is not bad either." Zuo Mingxuan let go of his hand, looked outside, and then nodded towards Siyuan: "Your friend is here." ”
Siyuan turned around and found that Ning Qingyuan really came over with a big bag and pushed the door open: "Change clothes, you have to ...... after changing I...... Isn't this Boss Zuo? Do you do it yourself? ”
Zuo Mingxuan stood still, and smiled at Ning Qingyuan: "What? Disgusted with my craft? ”
"Oops...... How embarrassed you are for letting you go into battle in person. ”
Judging from her attitude, Siyuan felt that this Zuo Mingxuan should not be a simple character, but it seemed that he didn't have much of a fight, and he was very easy to talk to.
"Hey, Princess Ning, I'm not here for you. I think your friend deserves to be done by me. Zuo Mingxuan said, looking at Siyuan with blazing eyes, and praised sincerely: "What a good piece of jade, you didn't find a ...... on him Immortal? ”
Siyuan was a meng at the time, and then looked at Ning Qingyuan nervously, for fear that his identity would be exposed.
"Haha, Boss Zuo is too good at joking, I still have something to do, I'll come back in two days."
After speaking, Ning Qingyuan dragged Siyuan over, lowered his voice and said, "What did you tell him?" ”
"No......"
"Hey, Siyuan." Zuo Mingxuan shouted: "If you want to get a haircut in the future, call me directly." ”
"Thanks!" Siyuan smiled stiffly: "I'm sorry for you." ”