Chapter 293: Doll ......
Jiang Ju also blushed rarely: "Didn't you misunderstand just now?" ”
She laughed, "So you're going to buy something to sober up?" Right? ”
Jiang Shan shook her head and said, "My sister's IQ is indeed lacking, but fortunately, my sister's appearance and figure make up for it." ”
That's a bit harsh.
However, Jiang Shan knew that she and her sister often joked about these things, and presumably Jiang Ju would not be angry.
It's a pity that she overlooked a very important thing.
Well, it's not a thing, it's a person.
Now Zhou Yan, the man Jiang Ju loves, is sitting next to the two of them, Jiang Shan said this, how can Jiang Ju not be angry?
Jiang Ju's anger is different from others, others are angry with a straight face, but Jiang Ju is like a peach blossom, smiling extremely brightly: "Good sister, you have to make this matter clear - although my IQ is indeed not as high as yours, but I am also a person who scored 150 points in the Mensa test, and in the world, I can also be regarded as a genius." You're a little too proud of that. ”
Jiang Shan stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "It's not mine, I didn't notice that my brother-in-law was by my side-well, I sincerely apologize to my sister and brother-in-law, my sister is a superb woman who is both smart and beautiful, talented and plump." What I said just now, but Xiaomei said it wrong. ”
Jiang Ju said: "Even if you know each other, you have to be careful - you still have to go to college for four years in my hands, and you will offend me, you know the consequences." Hahaha......"
In the end, Jiang Ju couldn't help laughing.
The two sisters do not hold grudges.
Jiang Ju said: "Since it's not a sobering thing, I really can't guess it." ”
Jiang Shan said: "Actually." It's not a serious thing. and things like 'super cool' Biyuntao. The inverted is the same product branch. ”
Zhou Yan suddenly thought of something. But it's hard to say, but I didn't say it.
Man, the answer to such a question is almost the same.
Gou Buli asked: "Could it be that it is the adult ~ human product of the joy of bedding?" ”
Ignoring it, it is also a ...... that has not been done by personnel, when he said this, although he was shy, after saying it, his face was also flushed with red clouds.
Jiang Shan didn't mind: "Hmm." Strictly according to the classification, it is indeed regarded as a ~ human product. ”
Jiang Ju was puzzled: "What is it?" ”
Jiang Shan said: "Doll...... Speaks, screams, and even ...... (here harmonious) of the doll. ”
Doll.
Of course, the doll here is not a child......
A smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Ju's mouth.
Although she can't be regarded as smart as Jiang Shan, if she is placed among ordinary people, she is definitely a genius among geniuses.
Hearing Jiang Shan say the word "doll", she immediately understood what Jiang Shan meant.
Jiang Ju said: "After a man is stimulated, he must find two things to vent. ”
Jiang Shan nodded: "Yes." ”
"The first one, of course, is wine." Jiang Ju said with a smile: "In other words, a drunk relieves a thousand sorrows." There is also an old saying that goes: how to solve worries. Only Du Kang. Right? ”
Jiang Shan said: "That's right. ”
Gou Buli and Zhou Yan stared wide-eyed, but they didn't understand what the two sisters were talking about.
But. They also know that when a man is in a bad mood, a drink is the best option.
Jiang Ju continued: "However, although this wine can relieve sorrows, if you drink too much, you will do something uncontrollable. ”
Jiang Shan said lightly: "According to my analysis of men, generally speaking, men who are hurt by love at this age will basically go out to fight after getting drunk. ”
Jiang Ju said with a smile: "That's right, it's a pity that although this kid has a good mind, he is far behind in terms of physical quality - plus he has drunk a lot of wine, I think if he goes out to make trouble, he will definitely be beaten." ”
"Beaten, or beaten." Jiang Shan said: "For him at that time, it was a relief. However, we are sure that the ministry will let him do this - the motto of Huaqing University clearly stipulates that if a student fights, at least one major mistake must be recorded. ”
Jiang Ju nodded: "So, we have to let him vent on the second channel." ”
Zhou Yan was a little confused: "The second way to vent? What is it? ”
"Brother-in-law." Jiang Shan sighed and said, "Sometimes, you are better than your sister...... Uh, no, dumber than a lot of people! I really don't know how you were able to show such an impressive level of intelligence when you need to. ”
She originally wanted to say that Zhou Yan was sometimes even more stupid than her sister.
I remembered that I apologized to my sister for this incident just now, and quickly changed my words.
Zhou Yan smiled and said: "I have never said that I am smart, as for what high IQ table xiàn, it is purely luck." ”
Luck.
Luck indeed.
If Zhou Yan wasn't lucky enough to be selected by the Universal Scene Converter to be the host on this interface, how could he be admitted to Huaqing University? How can you get to know characters like Jiang Shan and Jiang Ju?
Not to mention being able to step into the circle of figures like the No. 1 chief, Old Man Jiang, and Jiang Jun?
It's obviously true, but sometimes, telling the truth can make others think you're lying.
Jiang Shan pursed her lips and said, "Don't use luck to fool me?" Do you think this is a novel of the starting point? - Well, I forgot, you're the super god of the starting point! ”
At such a time, what else can Zhou Yan say?
He could only sigh and smile bitterly.
It's impossible for him to tell everyone that he has a universal scene converter that can transform something he doesn't know into something he is proficient in!
Jiang Ju smiled and said: "Don't embarrass your brother-in-law, let me tell you - the second channel is naturally a woman." ”
"Women?"
Zhou Yan repeated: "Well, this is a solution-but, Sister Jiang Shan can't ...... You've only known each other for two days? ”
Jiang Shan said: "Okay, your brother-in-law, you actually ...... ......"
Although Jiang Shan has a super IQ, but when this matter is on herself, she also blushes, and it is inconvenient to continue.
Jiang Jule said: "Of course it can't be my sister......"
Zhou Yan touched his nose and thought about it, but he couldn't think of any other possibility.
Gou Buli said cautiously: "Could it be that you are looking for a ...... in the red light district?" ”
Jiang Ju said: "Of course it can't be, how can a man who was polluted by those local women become the son-in-law of my Jiang family?" ”
Zhou Yan nodded and said, "I also think it's impossible, but ......"
Jiang Ju smiled: "So, at this time, we need what we just said - 'doll'." (To be continued......)