Damn, is Lao Tzu so unlucky?

He saw Lin Zhuzhu, Lin Zhuzhu naturally saw him too, Yang Yi waved awkwardly and said hello, and the ghost said, "Hey, at the same table, you also came to buy sanitary napkins?" ”

As soon as he said this, Yang Yi knew that something was wrong, it, smash my mouth, what do you say, there will definitely be a misunderstanding now.

Sure enough, as Yang Yi thought, after seeing Yang Yi, Lin Zhuzhu showed a smile that made all the flowers ashamed, nodded and said, "Yes, you also come to buy ......"

"Uh......" Lin Zhuzhu suddenly felt that something was wrong there.

She thought about it carefully, how could Yang Yi, a big man, come to buy sanitary napkins? I'll go...... Could it be that he is ......

Lin Zhuzhu looked at the package of leakage-proof sanitary napkins in Yang Yi's hand with a very strange gaze, and then looked at the shelves in front of him, his eyes became more and more suspicious.

"......" Yang Yi was so frightened that he hurriedly stuffed the bag of sanitary napkins in his hand into his clothes, and hurriedly said, "At the same table, you listen to my explanation, things are definitely not what you think......

"No need...... Lin Zhuzhu waved his hand, then blushed and took a bag of sanitary napkins on the shelf and left.

Yang Yi slapped his thigh, and he felt the urge to hit the wall in frustration, your uncle, the misunderstanding still occurred.

This place is definitely not a place to stay for a long time, which acquaintance will appear if it is not guaranteed, Yang Yi was about to leave without thinking about it, but at this moment, a palm suddenly slapped on his shoulder.

"Oops, I'm going to ......"

was slapped coldly, Yang Yi was directly frightened to be three feet tall in January, Nima, he was annoyed just now, and he didn't even know that someone was approaching, this situation could not be allowed to happen again.

Looking at the supermarket aunt in front of him, who was wide and fat, at least 200 pounds away, and was carrying a broom in her hand, Yang Yi reluctantly smiled: "Auntie, are you sweeping the floor?" Okay, I'll get out of the way......"

Yang Yi said and was about to leave, but the aunt suddenly blocked the broom in front of him, and the aunt smiled playfully: "Hmph...... Want to go? It's not that easy to ......."

"I recruited you to provoke you, and you won't let me go?" Yang Yi is very strange, this aunt can't have a sick brain, right?

The aunt shook her head and said, "You didn't recruit me and didn't mess with me......"

"Then you won't let me go, will I eat your tofu?" Yang Yi continued.

"What?!" The aunt suddenly became anxious, raised the broom and slapped it on Yang Yi, "You bastard boy, you even want to eat the old lady's tofu, the old lady has been guarding herself like jade for forty years, in ancient times, it was to get the emperor's 'chastity signboard', how can you ruin your reputation in the hands of your hairy boy, you should be beaten, you really should be beaten......"

Yang Yi was beaten with his head and scurryed, lying down, this aunt's way of thinking is really different from ordinary people, I just make an analogy, and I don't really want to eat your tofu, besides, you can be my mother, can I eat your tofu?

He hurriedly begged for mercy: "Auntie, aunt begs not to fight, I know it's wrong, can't I?" Leave me alone......"

"Hmph......" The aunt slapped Yang Yi's head with a broom again, and then withdrew her hand, but stretched out her hand in front of Yang Yi and said, "Take it!" ”

"What did you bring here?" Yang Yi was confused.

"Good boy, you still dare to pretend to be stupid, I beat me, I beat me, I beat ......" The aunt fought even more energetically.

Yang Yi wanted to die in humiliation, why are there so many unlucky things today? First of all, Zhao Anyu asked us to buy sanitary napkins for her, okay, we also admit such a shameful thing, but Nima's met the same table and was misunderstood.

Okay, we can tolerate this, but ...... This aunt, where the hell did you come from? What the hell did I do to you, you started fighting without saying a word!

It's not such a personal attack......

After the aunt finished fighting, she stretched out her hand and said to Yang Yi: "Bring it ......"

"What the hell are you going to ......" Yang Yi made a bitter face, seeing that his aunt was about to do it, Yang Yi hurriedly said, "Damn, there's still no end, what the hell did I take, what did I have?" ”

The aunt didn't speak, pointed to the sanitary napkins on the shelves next to her, and then said: "I sue you stinky boy, the old lady is the electronic eye in this supermarket, whoever steals something doesn't want to slip away under the nose of the old lady......"

"You kid sneaked here, sneaked into this girls' supplies area, do you think no one will see it? Auntie, I saw it, for a pervert like you, you deserve to be killed......"

"You say you're perverted, forget it, take something and hide it, don't you want to pay? What's wrong, the most basic trust between people is gone? ”

The aunt embarrassed Yang Yi in a few words, and the latter seemed to feel that he was simply a beast and a beast, and he should have been cut by a thousand knives for doing such a hurtful thing.

He hung his head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I should have hit, I should have ...... Hey...... That's not right......"

Yang Yi suddenly felt that something was not quite right there, fuck, Lao Tzu would be perverted when he bought a sanitary napkin? Who allows sanitary napkins to be used only by girls? Lao Tzu can't use it as a diaper?

And besides, didn't I just hide? But it wasn't stealing, because I was afraid that I would be misunderstood by my tablemates.

Why did you become a thief when you got to Auntie?

Yang Yi felt that he should find justice for himself, isn't this bullying?

We were also beaten, his grandmother's, it was all a misunderstanding.

Yang Yi stood up and startled his aunt, who couldn't help but retreat twice and held the broom in his hand tighter.

"Y-What are you going to do? I, I can tell you, this is a society under the rule of law......" Auntie was so frightened that she couldn't speak, and the skin of her numb mouth just now was rusty.

Yang Yi smiled and said calmly: "Auntie, you misunderstood, I bought it for my classmates, I'll pay the bill right away, don't talk nonsense everywhere, you see that I'm such a sunny year, how can I be perverted?" ”

As he spoke, he also showed a sunny smile that he thought was very bright, and when the aunt heard it, the feelings were misunderstood.

I'll just say, how can there be a pervert who comes to buy sanitary napkins in broad daylight? It should be done at night.

Thinking of this, the aunt breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "Hey, what's going on, little brother, why didn't you say it earlier, what's the matter, does the aunt hurt?" ”

"It's okay...... Yang Yi shook his head, then waved his hand and said, "I still have to send it to others, and I'll pay the ......bill right away."

"No, no, it's a good thing to help others, this pack of sanitary napkins is the ...... your aunt invited you" Auntie said very generously.

Until Yang Yi left and rushed to the toilet on the second floor where the second class of economics was located, he still felt that something was not right with what his aunt said, and there was still a sanitary napkin to please? How awkward it sounds.