Chapter Eighty-Four: Growing Pains
Slander is slander, but you still have to pretend to be overjoyed, echoing it repeatedly, almost no gambling curse swearing, after learning, you must use it to protect the family and defend the country, and you will never do evil, otherwise you are willing to be punished by family law.
Zhao Jiyong said the word "family law" very smoothly, but he had no concept of how Lao Jiang and these people implemented the "family law", and it was precisely because of this that the calf was born that was not afraid of tigers, and his chest was beaten. Anyway, according to the current social environment, even if you learn this set of boxing techniques, there are very few opportunities to use it in actual combat. He and Cheng Zhichao fought two large group fights in a few days, which has exceeded the sum of the past 20 years, and it may not be easy to encounter such an opportunity again.
Lao Jiang knows him very well, and he doesn't take his assurances to heart, in this matter, it is better to block them than to be sparse, if they are pressed hard, it will backfire. As long as they are well guided, even if they learn this boxing technique, it will not cause too much chaos.
After explaining the origin of this set of boxing techniques to the two of them, Lao Jiang also breathed a sigh of relief, slowed down for about ten minutes, and after pulling his thoughts back from the memories of the past, he said: "If you two have no opinions, starting tomorrow night, in a month's time, I will teach you this set of boxing techniques." By the time you start school, it is estimated that it will be about the same. As for what you can comprehend, that's your business. ”
Zhao Jiyong looked disapplieving: "This set of boxing techniques is only twenty moves, and we need to learn it for a month?" ”
"Do you think it's taken too long?"
"Well, even if we learn one trick a day, it will only take twenty days at most, Uncle Jiang, you don't believe in the strength of me and Cheng Zhichao."
Lao Jiang showed a strange expression on his face: "I just know your strength too well, so I only said it for a month." If it's just a tutorial for Zhichao, maybe it will be done in twenty days. But with you, it will take a little longer. ”
After Zhao Jiyong listened to his words, his eyes widened and his face turned red. Lao Jiang's words are simple and easy to understand, even a fool can hear them, and the meaning of his words is nothing more than that Zhao Jiyong's comprehension ability is much worse than Cheng Zhichao. If you insist on visualizing this big section, it will be at least a third worse.
Cheng Zhichao didn't expect Lao Jiang to give himself such a high evaluation, he couldn't help but be flattered, unconsciously straightened his chest, and threw a few triumphant glances at Zhao Jiyong, overjoyed. Zhang Yu couldn't help but laugh coquettishly, but this silver bell-like laughter was unusually harsh for Zhao Jiyong, and he didn't dare to attack in front of Lao Jiang, and within two minutes, the whole person turned into a bulging toad.
Lao Jiang also laughed a few times with the other two little guys, suddenly looked solemn, turned his head to Zhang Yu, and said slowly: "The problem of the two of them is solved, now let's talk about your problem." ”
Zhang Yu was originally smiling extremely happily, but after listening to Lao Jiang's words, he immediately put away his smile, lowered his head, his cheeks were slightly red, and whispered, "My question? Didn't I just talk to you about my question? ”
"Huh?" When Zhao Jiyong heard that Zhang Yu, the little girl, actually had a problem, he suddenly perked up, threw aside the unhappiness caused by Lao Jiang's inadvertent insult, leaned in front of Zhang Yu, paced two steps with his hands behind his back, and snorted twice: "I can't see it, you little girl actually has a so-called problem now, everyone is here today, let's show your problem." ”
Zhang Yu wrinkled his little nose, raised his head high, and said something even more vigorous: "Originally, I wanted to talk to Uncle Jiang, but you are here, I won't say it, what can you do to me?" ”
"How?" Zhao Jiyong pretended to be vicious and raised his fist: "Don't say it? Don't say it, the tiger chair, chili water, bamboo sticks, all to you to greet, you say, which one do you choose. ”
"Phew!" Zhang Yu almost didn't spit on his face with a mouthful of saliva, Zhao Jiyong was startled, hurriedly took a step back, stretched out his hand and pointed at the little girl a few times, and stabbed Cheng Zhichao: "This girl is getting more and more disagreeable, I can't do anything about him, you come." ”
"I'm not coming either." Cheng Zhichao watched coldly just now, taking in Zhao Jiyong's experience, of course he would not take the initiative to find that bad luck. Anyway, since Zhang Yu appeared here in Lao Jiang, before they entered the door, the two of them seemed to have been talking about something, and they were not afraid that she would not say anything, so they simply found a comfortable position and sat down and watched the changes.
Several of them have been playing together since they were children, and their relationship is so good that they are like brothers and sisters, Lao Jiang did not avoid the two of them, sighed, and said: "It's really hard to discipline the child when he is older, your little sister is in the second year of high school this year, and she actually fell in love, it is said that in just one semester, she received more than 30 love letters, and she sent several letters out. ”
"Uncle Jiang......" Zhang Yu was in a hurry, stomped his feet and snorted, his little face was flushed purple, he covered his face, recognized the direction, and was about to flee from the door.
Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong exclaimed in unison and hurriedly stopped her. After finally settling Zhang Yu down, Zhao Jiyong shouted incredulously. Cheng Zhichao hooked up with the daughter of the gangster boss in Binhai City in just one year after going to college, which was enough to surprise him, and now he learned that Zhang Yu, a little girl, actually came from behind, several times stronger than Cheng Zhichao, how not to make his jaw drop?
Cheng Zhichao couldn't see that his upper beam was wrong, but he saw Zhang Yu's crooked lower beam, shook his head and sighed: "Sister, now you are just in your second year of high school, right?" Students, you should focus on your studies and don't always think about these messy things. In the future, after you graduate from university, it's not too late to think about these questions. And after graduating from college and going into society, the men I came into contact with were much more accurate than when I was in high school. Listen to my brother, wave the sword, and cut the love silk. ”
Zhang Yu was anxious and angry, stomped his feet and said hurriedly: "Brother Chao, what are you talking about, it's not the same thing." ”
"What's going on?"
"I won't tell you, I can't tell." Zhang Yu was so angry that he turned his body around, leaving Cheng Zhichao with a big back of his head.
Cheng Zhichao said "yo", and he didn't ask anymore, only to hear Lao Jiang say on the side: "Today, your Uncle Zhang specially brought her here, let us help think of a way, your Uncle Zhang's family made a lot of fun because of this little girl." ”,
"So strict?"
Lao Jiang glanced at Zhang Yu, pondered for a while, and said, "It's a bit strict, but it's big or small, it just so happens that the two of you are also here, let's help think of a way together." ”
"We?" Zhao Jiyong couldn't believe his ears, "What can we do to help her?" ”
Lao Jiang didn't speak, and said to himself: "I don't know what happened to the children now, when I was in school before, boys and girls said casually, it was all a big rebellion, and if it was spread, no matter how thick-skinned people were, they wouldn't have the face to stay in school." But it's good now, a teenage kid who talks about love and love all day long, which is really unreasonable. ”
Cheng Zhichao saw that Zhang Yu's face was almost buried in his chest, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Uncle Jiang, you don't know this, society is developing, human beings are progressing, and today's children are very precocious." Your old man looks at new things with old eyes, and it is inevitable that he will not make logical mistakes. ”
"Wouldn't it be great to drop my bookbag with me for a year? Lao Tzu also has a university diploma. "What Lao Jiang can't stand the most in his life is Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong, two stinky boys who have not faded their hair, who are knowledgeable in front of him. Every time Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong dropped their bookbags in front of him, they would provoke the old man to be furious, and this time was no exception.
Cheng Zhichao hadn't recovered from the excitement of meeting with Fa Xiao and learning another set of superior martial arts, and couldn't help but commit his old man's rebellion again, so frightened that he stuck out his tongue, and didn't dare to shake his head and drop his book bag anymore.
Zhao Jiyong also wanted to drop two sentences, but he was still the same as just now, and was preempted by Cheng Zhichao. It's just that this time Cheng Zhichao's luck seems to be a little worse, and he can be regarded as blocking the disaster for him. But he was quite unimpressed with Lao Jiang's college diploma, turned his head to Zhang Yu, his lips moved slightly, and he said three words in spoken language: "Conferred." Zhang Yu couldn't help laughing and ignored him.
After Lao Jiang scolded Cheng Zhichao for being honest, the majesty of the elders returned to him, took a sip of tea, and told the truth of the matter.
It turned out that although Zhang Yu, a little girl, was following Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong when she was young, she couldn't shake off like a little tail, but Staff Officer Zhang also put a lot of effort into cultivating her. In the compound, it is inconspicuous, but when it comes to the school, it shines brightly and is extremely active. It is precisely because of this that it attracted the attention of all the boys.
Now that information is more developed, the direct result is that children are exposed to much more than before, and children are more plastic, so one is more strange than the other, and one is more "sensible" than a child is born. The little girl only started writing love letters and receiving love letters when she was a sophomore in high school, which was already too late, and even more, she had already started handing notes when she was in elementary school.
Originally, this was not a big deal, and Zhang Yu's father was lenient and strict in educating his children, believing that love is also an indispensable part of children's growth, as long as it does not affect normal studies, he will not interfere at all. And Zhang Yu, the little girl, is indeed very reassuring to her parents, although she followed the crowd and joined in the fun with other classmates, she was only limited to writing love letters and receiving love letters, and the so-called Lei Chi did not transgress a step.
It was originally a win-win situation that everyone was happy about, but it was completely disrupted by the appearance of one person. This person is a classmate of the little girl, said to be a classmate, but only the same level, and not in the same class, in an activity, saw the little girl, shocked for a while, love at first sight, and since then can not extricate himself. This classmate has a bit of a literary young temperament, weak in literature, and a bookish atmosphere, and it is said that his parents are senior teachers.
The children cultivated in the cultural family naturally have their unique advantages, and the advantage of this benevolent brother is that he has a good pen, and from time to time inspiration bursts out, and a sour poem jumps on the paper. Of course, these poems were written for Zhang Yu, one a week, rain or shine, and they were more attentive than writing columns in the newspaper.
It is undeniable that at the beginning, Zhang Yu's vanity was indeed slightly satisfied. It's just that I haven't been satisfied for a few days, and I find that something is getting more and more wrong. This kid dares to be a lover, and he is crazy to a certain extent. After Zhang Yu found out that something was wrong, he hurriedly confessed to his parents, and after his father Zhang Fulai learned of this qiē, he immediately ordered his daughter to cut off contact with the boy in the shortest possible time.
Zhang Fulai's order, Zhang Yu carried it out to the letter, and began to be gradually cold to the boy, the boy felt Zhang Yu's coldness, and couldn't help but feel pain, and later in order to save this beautiful love, he actually came to visit with a gift, and it was an extremely formal visit, which caught Zhang Fulai's family off guard. Zhang Yu was of course extremely embarrassed, and Zhang Fulai and his wife were also dumbfounded, not knowing where this kid got such courage. took a look at the gift he mentioned, it was actually worth a lot of money, forgive him for being an ordinary high school student, and he didn't have such a big economic strength, he must have been a thief in order to save Zhang Yu's heart.
Although they felt a little ridiculous, Zhang Fulai and his wife warmly received this persistent literary youth. It's just that when eating, I faintly mentioned to him that they are all young, and the variables in the future are too great, and it is too early to say this. In the end, the child was politely sent out of the door, and the gift was naturally not received. The husband and wife later called Zhang Yu to their side, criticized her fiercely, and strictly ordered Zhang Yu to review his behavior and prevent such things from happening again.
Zhang Yu had never encountered such a thing, he was shocked and frightened, he stayed in the bedroom for two days, wrote an inspection of more than 5,000 words and handed it to Zhang Fulai, which was considered to be passed. After that, he was even more cautious and did not dare to swagger again.
But the examination was written, but the matter was not finished. According to the ideas of Zhang Fulai and his wife, although the kid is a big ghost, he is just a little ghost. But what they never dreamed of was that they underestimated the kid's infatuation, and for several months after that, they waited downstairs at Zhang Yu's house every day, and never went home until ten o'clock in the evening, and they had the strength to swear to sit in prison.
When Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong heard this, they looked at each other and admired: "In this year, there are fewer people like this kid who are so infatuated." ”
Zhang Yu's eyes also showed a little emotion, and he said in a low voice: "I also admit that he is infatuated enough, but this matter cannot be solved by infatuation alone." It's true that I write love letters, and it's true that I receive love letters, but it's just for fun, who would have thought that he would be serious? Sometimes when it rains and snows, I see him standing at the bottom of the building, staring at the window of our house so directly, and I am scared to death. ”
Zhao Jiyong stretched out his right hand, waved it a few times, wanted to express some emotion, organized the language for a long time, and didn't come up with any suitable words, and finally sighed and said fiercely: "Damn, what is this called?" ”