Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Although this beauty is not bad, but I already have a beautiful woman like Jiang Ju as a couple, how can I still think of her?" - She is beautiful, but compared to Jiang Ju, she is far behind. ”

Indeed, a beauty like Jiang Ju, whether in terms of face or figure, almost all meet the world's definition of beauty.

In addition, Jiang Ju can be a mature and charming mature ~ woman for a while, and at the same time, she can transform into a pure and invincible obedient girl!

With such a woman, it is true that she will no longer be tempted by other beauties.

The Universal Scene Converter said, "Okay, what scene to convert to?" ”

"I've already thought about it, let's switch to a hospital in another world - a hospital that can quickly treat such a ~ sweat ~ medicine, I want to be treated."

"Nope." The universal scene converter said: "You need money to go to the hospital for treatment, do you have banknotes from another world?" ”

"Uh...... This one. Zhou Yan thought for a while: "By the way, in movies and novels, there is a quick way to deal with Meng~sweat~medicine-cold water." ”

He continued: "Then convert me to a scene full of ice water, it's as simple as that, but time is fast - if you convert me to the bottom of the Arctic Ocean in another world, I'm going to suffocate for a long time." ”

"In the scene transition, three, two, one!"

The universal scene converter doesn't say much, and directly converts the scene to the past.

Cold!

This was Zhou Yan's first feeling.

But soon, Zhou Yan's body will regain consciousness and be able to move.

"Scene Transition!"

Zhou Yan returned to this side of the world.

This time. It's just the time when the beauty who pretends to be a winter melon tears up her bra.

……

The beauty chuckled, "Stop talking nonsense. How can there be such a powerful person? You can graduate from Shaolin in three years. And then it took three years to learn all the martial arts of Wudang? What's more, you still have to learn what sun and moon divine sword and sunflower treasure book in those novels......"

Speaking of this, the beauty looked at some parts of Zhou Yan's body with malicious intent: "Haha, if you really learn the Sunflower Treasure Book, I really don't know if you go into the men's or women's toilet when you go to the toilet?" ”

Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "I didn't say that I practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book, what I wanted to say just now was that the Sunflower brand children's cold granules." ”

Really. It really doesn't feel good to wrap yourself in.

Zhou Yan said: "It's strange, since you have been freed from my hands, why don't you run?" ”

The beauty blinked her big beautiful eyes: "Why should I run?" How strange! ”

Zhou Yan said: "Now that your identity has been exposed, you are a thief - how can a thief not want to run away after being discovered?" ”

"Hey!" The beauty suddenly sighed: "Looking at your appearance, it seems that you are very sure that you can restrain me." ”

The beauty smiled: "Actually, with an ordinary person like you, how can you be the opponent of an elite like me, who has been practicing martial arts since childhood and learning the art of theft?" ”

She touched her nose like Zhou Yan: "It's really troublesome, it looks like I have to do it." ”

She continued: "Actually, you are my idol, and I really can't bear to beat you. ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Okay." Just say this to you, and when I hit your ass ~ stock in a while. It's going to be light. ”

The beauty blinked and said, "Really? You have to count when you speak......"

When she said this, the expression of the beautiful woman was very cute and sincere.

It looks as if he is really begging Zhou Yan for mercy.

However, as soon as she finished speaking, she moved.

She's as fast as electricity!

Fast!

It's so fast!

Almost in the blink of an eye, her hand had turned into a palm blade, slashing at Zhou Yan's head!

Zhou Yan almost watched this palm slash towards his head.

He tried to dodge, but found that the speed of his body was like a snail's walk under such a rapid attack.

It seems that Zhou Yan will definitely be slapped by this palm.

has such thoughts, in addition to thieves and beauties, there is also Xu Tianhan.

He wanted to sigh, but unfortunately, his mouth was tightly blocked by the soft ~ soft bra, and it was impossible to sigh.

I never expected that.

Although Zhou Yan did not dodge this palm, he ......

It hurts to be a thief and a beautiful woman.

She held her right palm and said with tears in her eyes: "Have you really practiced the iron head skill of Shaolin Temple......

Stop.

If you want to explain this matter clearly, you have to start from when the beautiful woman slashed at Zhou Yan's head just now......

At this critical moment, Zhou Yan secretly shouted: "Brother ...... Universal Scene Converter"

"It's coming, it's coming." The universal scene converter quickly said, "What scene is it converted to?" ”

The human brain usually works especially fast when danger strikes.

Zhou Yan said: "Transform me into a big stone, a very hard kind." ”

"Great idea!" The current universal scene converter is accustomed to praising Zhou Yan after he said the chosen scene: "Transformed into a big stone, she slapped down, and it was herself who hurt." ”

"Don't be verbose, I can already feel the strong wind in her palm......"

Zhou Yan said depressedly.

"In the scene transition, three, two, one!"

Just when the beauty's palm knife was cut to Zhou Yan's forehead, the scene transformation was completed.

A large stone as hard as granite is naturally not afraid of being slapped by people.

In fact, Zhou Yan didn't even feel it at all.

At that moment just now, his whole body turned into a hard stone in another dimension!

Although the beauty has been practicing the palm knife technique since childhood, human bones can never be harder than rocks!

The beauty actually cried: "It's broken, it's broken!" My palm, broken! ”

A dramatic twist!

God turns!

Xu Tianhan kept whining, wanting to praise the boss's iron-headed divine skills.

It's a pity that his mouth is still stuffed with the half bra that has passed through the day, and he still has the unique body ~ fragrance of the girl......

Zhou Yan smiled: "Hey, I told you before, I got the graduation certificate of Shaolin Temple." Isn't Iron Head Gong one of the mastery of our Shaolin Temple? You're going to have to be stupid enough to slap me in the face - isn't that funny? ”

The beauty said depressedly: "Don't talk nonsense, since it has fallen into your hands...... Call the police and get me! ”

She's pretty good.

Anyway, his current behavior has not constituted any substantive crime, and if he is sent in, he will only be locked up for a few days at most.

Although she hadn't been in the detention center for several years, when she was a child, she often used the detention center as a resort.

Zhou Yan touched his nose and said, "Who said that you were going to call the police?" ”

Zhou Yan smiled evilly on his face, and walked quickly towards the beautiful thief.

As he walked, he also held out his hand.

The position of the hand happened to be the highest part of the beautiful thief's body...... (To be continued......)

PS: Bowl ......