"That's the bad idea?"

Siyuan and Tsing Yi squatted on the squatting position of the dry toilet, holding a cigarette and chatting. The topics of women, weapons and war were always common to men.

"I, Tan Wanyang, use my personality to vouch, this trick definitely works. Brother, look. Both of these sisters-in-law are interesting to you. ”

", what two sisters-in-law!"

"Pretending to be stupid, as long as you are not mentally retarded, you can see that the sister surnamed Ning is interesting to you. This man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried, so how many questions do you have with the question mark between the two sisters-in-law? ”

Okay, okay, I've really played with this guy, a natural scoundrel with that mouth is simply amazing, arguing with him is simply self-defeating.

"So, you can go two ways. One is to choose one directly, and then abandon the other one, but according to me, you are reluctant to do it, not to mention, you can't put it on anyone. So then you have to take the initiative, let them both dry first, eat and drink, don't you have to go out with that ghost mother tomorrow? I don't know what a ghost mother is, but I know what a ghost is and what a mother is, and it's definitely not a simple commodity anyway. Tomorrow when I go out with her like this, these two sisters-in-law must not turn the world upside down, even if they don't say it on the surface, but they must be uncomfortable in their hearts, if the ghost mother is ugly, it's okay, but what if you want to be beautiful? Hey, the two of them have a common enemy, under this premise, even the Kuomintang and the Communist Party can cooperate, and there is a problem with them turning hostility into friendship? But brother, you have to be in control, if you don't get them to dump you together, you will lose a lot. ”

Ghost Mother...... That's weathering, is it absolutely good? Although it is not as pure and beautiful as the sword fairy, the fairy is mortal, but it is definitely very beautiful, the feminine and charming body that humans do not have, coupled with her nosebleed figure and hot personality, is actually really attractive, coupled with the strong and evil character, it is definitely a proper thing to attract men to like and women hate.

Of course, the ghost mother used to be a person, and when she was a human, she had a glittering name, called Rashiki. It's the famous beauty and ladyboy who is idle, picking mulberry and picking Luo Fu between the roads. She used to appear as a representative of the beauty of Greater China. The fame is not inferior to these guys. According to legend, she was married, but when she was plowing in the fields, she was favored by the king of Zhao at that time, and she jumped into the river when she was coerced.

Of course, she became a ghost after she died, and after she became a ghost, she naturally had to take revenge. She was very famous at the time. Her death filled countless people with resentment. This resentment became her energy, and although Zhao Guo was not destroyed by her in the end, she died because of her. As for why she became a ghostly ghost mother after that, she didn't say it explicitly, but Siyuan knew that she must have endured the pain that ordinary people couldn't bear.

"As for that sword immortal or something, let me tell you, I also know a few sword immortals, and there are few normal guys in those guys, so don't provoke them. One by one, the murder is like numbness, and the axis is very, and the brain can't turn around. By the way, when you chased the sword fairy during the day, did she beat you? ”

Siyuan raised his chin and pointed at his neck: "At that time, the sword was placed on my neck, I was really calm at that time, she was a little ruthless, and my head came down." I didn't expect her to suddenly copy the guy. ”

"You see, sword immortals are like this, indiscriminately, so the next time you see her, stay away, and do you know that Long Yuan has been missing for more than a thousand years? Hey, a hidden sword immortal of an ancient sect, she doesn't care about your modern rules, and she will kill you if she says it. ”

Not to mention, being shouted by him like this, Siyuan really felt that his neck was cold, and he shivered unobediently: "Next time, you have to be on guard." ”

"Don't look at people who are beautiful and are good people, even if they are good people, they are definitely not good to you."

After Tsing Yi finished speaking, he got up and wiped his buttocks, and then walked out: "If the trick is good, untie the spirit cuffs for me." It's so uncomfortable for me. ”

And Siyuan listened to Tsing Yi's words, pretended to drink too much after going back, went straight to the hotel without saying a word, and fell asleep, and slept until he was woken up by a text message when it was dark.

The number of the text message was Xia Ling's, and she said that she was about to arrive in Gusu, and she would definitely arrive at Siyuan's side before the peak of the crowd came.

"What a kind girl." Siyuan sat up with a smile and picked up a pair of leather gloves next to her: "I hope this can make her a little happier." ”

This pair of leather gloves is not ordinary, this thing is one of the treasures of the boy in Tsing Yi, the legend is that his ancestor picked up a dead dragon in the East China Sea, and the whole body has rotted, but the black skin on the body has not been rotten, the ancestor has obtained a treasure, took a few pieces of flawless dragon skin to make a pair of shoes and a pair of gloves, the shoes are the pair of artifacts on the feet of the boy in Tsing Yi that can travel through space for a short distance, and the gloves are the pair in Siyuan's hands.

Its effect is very magical, after wearing it, it can isolate a qiē breath, that is to say, if you wear these gloves, as long as others are not deliberately targeting Xia Ling, that person's breath will not trigger those sword souls around Xia Ling, so that although the symptoms are not cured, at least it can make her no longer isolated from the world and away from the crowd.

Sure enough, at about seven o'clock in the morning, Xia Ling was brought to Siyuan by a member of a special case team with a guitar on his back and a red fluttering face.

"Teacher."

Siyuan nodded at her and smiled, "You arrived so early?" What time did you leave? ”

"I'll be here before three o'clock." Xia Ling couldn't see a trace of fatigue on his face: "What do you want to give me?" ”

"This."

"A pair of gloves?"

"What? Dislike? Siyuan knew that Xia Ling must be very puzzled, she didn't know why a pair of gloves required her to run hundreds of kilometers across ten cities to a place: "Put it on and take a look." ”

She blinked her eyes and put on her gloves, then raised her eyes to look at Siyuan, her eyes were full of doubts: "This is ......"

"Come on." Siyuan took her arm, took her to a group of people who were eating, and pointed to Tsing Yi: "Pat him on the shoulder." ”

"Huh?"

Xia Ling was immediately blinded, if he touched him. Then this skinny-looking man must be hurt! Why would the teacher let him do such a thing?

"Shoot it." Tsing Yi patted himself on the shoulder with a big grin: "Lao Tzu's magic weapon has never been garbage, come on, shoot it, life or death!" ”

Seeing that he had so much confidence in his own things, Siyuan also smiled, and encouraged Xia Ling to pat this guy on the shoulder, and said that he would take care of it by the side.

Tsing Yi turned his head and continued to eat noodles leisurely: "Come on." ”

Xia Ling closed his eyes stiffly, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and then gently tapped Tsing Yi's shoulder with his fingers.

"Ah...... Ahhhh Dead...... Ahhh ”

Tsing Yi screamed exaggeratedly on the spot, which frightened Xia Ling. She glanced at Siyuan in horror. Tears spurted out on the spot.

"Hey...... Don't cry, don't cry......" Tsing Yi saw that the girl was crying, and quickly stood up: "I'm joking...... Don't cry......"

"Huh?" Xia Ling was dumbfounded: "This ...... Is it really okay? ”

"Nope." Siyuan shook his head silently: "Treating the symptoms is not the root cause, you can only touch those who don't pay attention to you, if his eyes look at you." Or secretly paying attention to your words. Those sword souls would still hurt him. However, it also requires contact with you to trigger, which is much better than before, and there is no better way to do it now. I checked your sword soul, it is the essence of the qi of heaven and earth, unless it destroys the heavens and the earth...... Otherwise, no one will be able to disperse it. ”

"No, no...... Don't ......" Xia Ling poked Tsing Yi again, tears flowing: "Enough is enough, I'm satisfied...... Very satisfied......"

Siyuan smiled and took out a bank card from his pocket: "When the teacher sponsors you to travel around the world, you can start." But you're so beautiful, it's still not easy to go unnoticed, be careful in everything. ”

"Thank you......" Xia Ling couldn't cry anymore: "Thank you, teacher...... I can't ask for this money. ”

"And how do you get by?"

Xia Ling patted his beloved guitar behind him: "I have a lot of time, I can sing ah, I can finally go to see the world, money has no effect on me!" ”

is really a good girl, Siyuan smiled knowingly: "Then you remember my phone, today is the beginning of your trip, a very meaningful day." ”

"Hmmm! I'll remember it for the rest of my life! ”

Xia Ling cried and was sent downstairs by Siyuan, then turned around and hugged his teacher hard, took two steps back and bowed deeply to him, turned around and walked towards the thin mist without saying a word, until he could no longer see any figure.

"Remember, if you have any difficulties, call me, and don't turn off the phone 24 hours a day!" Siyuan shouted loudly: "Be careful on the road!" ”

"I can't see it, you still care about your little apprentice." The boy in Tsing Yi smiled: "Do you have any ideas?" ”

Siyuan shook his head silently and looked at the direction where Xia Ling was going: "When I saw her for the first time, I felt that the breath on her body made me feel very kind, just like a relative. Help her as much as you can. Ghost Mother, come out! ”

Suddenly, after a burst of green smoke, a charming woman with plump breasts and fat buttocks and a face like a flower appeared beside Siyuan, and when she laughed, the two dimples and silky eyes at the corners of her mouth made Siyuan tremble.

"Missed me?" The ghost mother hugged Siyuan's arm: "What are you going to do today?" Do you want to kiss or hug? Or do you want to? ”

Her seductive eyes glanced slightly, and her chest thrust forward. The boy in Tsing Yi next to him was stunned on the spot, and then a nosebleed squirted out.

She ...... She...... She's a ghost...... Ghost...... Ghost mother? ”

Siyuan nodded helplessly, then turned to the ghost mother and said, "I'll take you to the amusement park later." ”

"Really?" The ghost mother's eyes lit up on the spot: "If you lie to me, I will take out your soul!" ”

"How dare I lie to you, eldest sister?"

"Call me Ralph, Fleur's Fluff."

This young woman in her early twenties is really incomparable to a girl, and she is super unpopular, coupled with the precipitation of more than 2,000 years, the charm has almost reached its peak, if it weren't for Siyuan's Tianyan body protection, I'm afraid it would be the same fate as the boy in Tsing Yi.

"Sister, sister, do you have a boyfriend?" The boy in Tsing Yi ran to the ghost mother's side: "You are so beautiful, there must be one, right?" ”

"My sister is a widow." The ghost mother smiled softly, stretched out her finger like jade and poked his head: "I don't like a little brother like you." ”

"My little brother is very fierce."

This pun was a lewd remark, and the ghost mother understood it as soon as she heard it, but she was not a sword fairy, and after listening to it, she suddenly laughed and trembled.

"Little brother, this little brother is very interesting."

"It's still a hooligan." Siyuan pursed his lips and smiled: "Don't bother with him." ”

followed Siyuan to the conference room of the Gusu branch of the special case team, he pointed to the ghost mother and introduced to Qianruo: "She is the ghost mother...... You go back to the provincial capital first, and I'll play with her for a day. ”

When Qianruo and Ning Qingyuan saw it, their faces collapsed on the spot, and they glanced at Siyuan with resentment, but they couldn't say anything, after all, the ghost mother is a powerful monster, and I have heard Siyuan say this for a long time, if you break your promise to such a big monster, I'm afraid that Siyuan will not be able to keep it in the future, so ...... Although I am not happy, I can't say anything either.

"Little brother, are these all your daughters? Your vision is not very good, otherwise you can accept me, Luo Fu can play the piano, can sing, can drink with you, can also sing every night. ”

That's not bad...... No, kitsch!

Siyuan hurriedly patted his head, turned his head and glanced at the ghost mother with a smile: "Sister, please don't toss me." ”

After speaking, he forced a face and said to Qianruo: "Qianruo, can you lend me your down jacket, she...... She can't go out like this. ”

This is true, the ghost mother's dress is unbearable in the world, not to mention the ancient costume, but also very exposed, a small bandeau in a green gauze tent outside, the key is that her breasts are still very large, and it will be completely gone away from another angle, and the bottom is just a thin silk long skirt, although there is a layer of cloth skirt inside, but the skirt is too short, okay......

If you go to the street like this, I'm afraid you can only get yourself into trouble. Of course, the ghost mother's ability to make trouble is also first-class, so since Siyuan decided to take her to play, it's better not to be afraid of trouble.

"Nope."

Qianruo replied coldly and stopped talking, and his expression was hard to see.

"That'...... Qingyuan? ”

"Me? No. I have small breasts and the wrong size. Ning Qingyuan smiled coldly: "I'll go out to do errands." ”

"I'll go with you." Qian Ruo also stood up and walked out with Ning Qingyuan.

Seeing that they were amazing, Tsing Yi smiled lewdly at Siyuan, and then gave a thumbs up, Siyuan also pouted and smiled, and the two of them high-fived at the moment of misalignment......

Of course, this first step is done, and the next step is to get rid of the ghost mother...... But it's clear that she's harder than anyone else. (To be continued......)